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gentleman biaggi said:
immediately winning the republican nomination for governor of oregon when i drop my “student loan debt is part of liberal elitism because it ignores those who didn’t go to college” take. after finishing in third place behind betsy johnson i get an election twitter account named after me that tries to promote “BASED POPULISM” and then just ends up supporting the north idaho NSADP association
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Ahead of the election though you manage to bring the race down to Lean D and the RGA gives you $50 million…as a result Beto ends up winning 56-44
 
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Ahead of the election though you manage to bring the race down to Lean D and the RGA gives you $50 million…as a result Beto ends up winning 56-44
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with that 50 million i buy a lifetime of yerba mate, season yankees tickets, and 1,000 twitter accounts that only tweet things specifically to get put on latina instagram stories. the rest i immediately lose in a ponzi scheme. i spend the rest of my life podcasting
 
gentleman biaggi said:
immediately winning the republican nomination for governor of oregon when i drop my “student loan debt is part of liberal elitism because it ignores those who didn’t go to college” take. after finishing in third place behind betsy johnson i get an election twitter account named after me that tries to promote “BASED POPULISM” and then just ends up supporting the north idaho NSADP association
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The “Pat Buchanan Conservative” to “Guy who sent the racist email to the Dean” pipeline
 
gentleman biaggi said:
immediately winning the republican nomination for governor of oregon when i drop my “student loan debt is part of liberal elitism because it ignores those who didn’t go to college” take. after finishing in third place behind betsy johnson i get an election twitter account named after me that tries to promote “BASED POPULISM” and then just ends up supporting the north idaho NSADP association
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my race for the nomination got harder…
 
peter thiel, distinguished german american of the year 2018, picking the worst GOP candidates ever shows once again that germans are soft skulled apes who need to be protected lest they try to think for themselves. this is why the democratic party needs to be supported by german americans, so they have a strong maternal figure to condescend to their feeble brains and allow them to remain docile.
 
gentleman biaggi said:
peter thiel, distinguished german american of the year 2018, picking the worst GOP candidates ever shows once again that germans are soft skulled apes who need to be protected lest they try to think for themselves. this is why the democratic party needs to be supported by german americans, so they have a strong maternal figure to condescend to their feeble brains and allow them to remain docile.
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as gerexit is my equivalent to blexit this post is my equivalent to every candace owens tweet that’s like “black americans need to PULL THEIR PANTS UP AND GET A JOB” except this is actually less racist
 
inspired by @Qaz_plm nagging me

1961-1962: Richard Nixon / Henry Cabot Lodge (Republican)
1960 def. John F. Kennedy / Lyndon Johnson (Democratic)
1961: President Nixon sends troops down to Cuba to overthrow Castro regime. “Nixon’s Quagmire” begins as leftist forces heavily resist American troops.
1961: President Nixon strikes compromise with Democratic leadership and members of own party to pass Civil Rights Act, however private discrimination still exists in much of the south.
1962: Richard Nixon is assassinated by Bruce Oakley, a 43 year old dentist from Mobile, Alabama, in protest of his “socialistic” policies. FBI-CIA backs Nixon assassination in attempt to keep troops in Cuba and make move against China in Vietnam. [Gunderson Committee]
1962-1965: Henry Cabot Lodge / vacant (Republican)
1962: Despite assassination of Richard Nixon, Democrats sweep 1962 midterm out of retaliation for desegregation (either too fast or too slow), and Cuban Quagmire.
1963: Supporters of Edwin Walker/John Birch Society storm capitol, kill UN Ambassador Oveta Culp Hobby.
1963: Recognizing instability in South Vietnam, Lodge moves to make nation a protectorate, puts Fmr. Governor Joe Foss (R-SD) in charge.
1963: Lyndon Johnson dies of heart attack, many around him say he “gave up” on life after 1960 loss.
1964: Lodge attempts to pass another Civil Rights Act, is blocked by congress.
1964: “Minutemen” formed, promote violent right wing acts. FBI backs Minutemen in attempt to gain support for stronger security state, block supporters of black radicalism
1964: Gore Vidal elected Senator from New York
1965-1969: Henry Cabot Lodge / Mark Hatfield (Republican)
1964 def. Pat Brown / John Connally (Democratic), Ross Barnett / Orval Faubus (States Rights)
1965: Psodaist terrorists originating in Cuba utilize “dirty bomb” in Miami, Florida. Lodge begins carpet bombing of Cuba in result. “War of Revenge” occurs.
1965: Afro-American Union formed after Martin Luther King commits suicide, black community moves towards radical means.
1965: Quiet Alliance between KMT-international forces, South Vietnamese organized crime, USA governing forces, and militas in South Vietnam begins flooding USSR and PRC with Opium. “Destabilizing Tactic” known by Lodge administration.
1965: David McKay dies of heart attack, Joseph Smith succeeds him as president of LDS church, largely seen as puppet of Ezra Taft Benson and JBS.
1966: Senate Majority Leader Mark Mansfield and President Lodge agree on ending private discrimination in south, Civil Rights Act of 1966 passed. Southern Democrats and conservatives split off and form their own party.
1967: War in Cuba ends with American victory. However, Psodaist troops continue to strike at Americans, bombing occupying forces and Cuban government.
1968: “Years of Blood” begin after Albina riot of 1968, Minutemen clash with AAU and various smaller radical groups. FBI presence in Years of Blood involves heavy use of informants, who are often seen committing the most henious acts.
1968: John Connally defeats Nelson Rockefeller for Republican nomination after 1965 party switch, brings “new voice” to Republican Party.
1969-1977: John Connally / Ronald Reagan (Republican)
1968 def. Robert Kennedy / Thomas Dodd (Democratic), Strom Thurmond / Evan Mecham (States Rights)
1969: Sino-Soviet War ends in nuclear bombing of Soviet Union, followed by “mass retaliation” by USSR, killing millions in month-long war. International famine state occurs due to global temperature cooling. Connally Administration “egged on” Soviet powers to lead to “divide and conquer” policy.
1970: Food shortages cause massive urban riots, Attorney General Max Rafferty issues “shoot to kill” orders.
1970: American Nazi Party member John Palter kills Senator Robert Kennedy of Massachusetts. Assassination pinned on FBI who feared a “radical Kennedy” campaign.
1972: Gore Vidal defeated at controversial 1972 DNC by Pat Lucey, riots occur in San Diego, where the convention occurs.
1972: J. Edgar Hoover replaced with Mark Felt as FBI director.
1972 def. Pat Lucey / Jim Folsom (Democratic), Evan Mecham / Orval Faubus (States Rights)
1973: Protectorate of South Vietnam ends, rump state is designated as a narcostate by end of decade.
1974: Democrats hold commanding 64-24-12 senate lead over Republicans, still have no chance at presidency. Republican-States Rights unification occurs.
1975: Mongolia unites with USSR.
1976: “Tahoegate” scandal wrecks Republican-States Rights unity nominee Ronald Reagan, leads to two party race between Gore Vidal and Henry M. Jackson.
1977-1981: Gore Vidal / Ron Dellums (The Great Unwashed)
1976 def. Scoop Jackson / Adlai Stevenson II (Democratic), Ronald Reagan / William Momyer (Republican-States Rights)
1977: Ted Gunderson appointed head of FBI, begins to “purge” Felt FBI and CIA, releases Gunderson Report on American overreach.
1977: Years of Blood end as President Vidal meets with Malcolm Shabazz in white House.
1978: “Generals Coup” leads to arrest of John K. Singlaub and John McCain III over plot to “overthrow” Vidal over pulling troops out of Korea.
1981-????: Frank Rizzo / George H.W. Bush (Unity)
1980 def. Gore Vidal / Ron Dellums (The Great Unwashed)
 
probably my most radical and controversial political opinion is that if you make it through the entirety of american boyfriend by kevin abstract you get to become lightskin.
 
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