CPUSA endorsements for President of the United States of America
2020: Senator Bernie Sanders / Representative Karen Bass (Democrat) (321 EV/52,5% PV)
“A Bernie Sanders presidency represents hope for needed change. It is our duty as communists to support his candidacy against the fascistic Trump/Pence regime”.
2024: Comedian Jimmy Dore / Activist Princess Blanding (People’s) (0 EV/0,6% PV)
“In opposition to the forever wars, and in support of true student debt cancellation, the CPUSA endorses comrade Dore’s candidacy for president. The third party option is the only manner in which we can end American Imperialism”.
2028: Venture Capitalist Andrew Yang / Reverend Wendy Hamilton (Forward) (0 EV/2,1% PV)
“The ‘Democratic Socialism’ of President Bass is nothing but a farce. The CIA’s overthrowal of the Venezuelan president Maduro is just more proof of that. That’s why we join other movements, from the left and the anti-imperialist right, in endorsing Yang’s road to the White House”.
2032: Commentator Tulsi Gabbard / Fmr. Senator David McCormick (Republican) (289 EV/46,5% PV)
“This ain’t your daddy’s Republican party anymore. They have come a long way since the nomination of Barry Goldwater, and today provide the true anti-imperialist option. Instead of continuing the current pro-big pharma healthcare system like VP Rasking is promoting, comrade Tulsi will break the capitalist lobbies that have dominated the country, and provide a true voice to the American working class
2036: President Tulsi Gabbard / Vice President David McCormick (Republican) (276 EV/47,6% PV)
“Do not be fooled be fooled by the AFL-CIO March, and the so called “Trade Union leader”. Sara Nelson is a continuation of the Bush-Obama-Sanders-Bass years of imperialist wars, workers’ oppression, and continued exploitation of the working class by woke capitalism. For a truly communist option, we must support President Gabbard, and give her four more years.
2040: Vice President David McCormick / Senator Bo Hines (Republican) (241 EV/45,2% PV)
“This election we are offered a choice between the continuation of the Gabbard Revolution or Kropotkinism under that San Francisco champagne socialist who’s name is not even worth mentioning. VP McCormick may not have been our first option, but he’s the only thing standing between a literal anarchist as president, and a blank cheque for Speaker Ocasio-Cortez to destroy our way of life”.
2044: Commentator Jackson Hinkle / Senator Christian Walker (Republican) [election to be held November, 5th 2044]
“If you, even for a single second, believe that the illegitimate president Belden is a Marxist-Leninist, you need to visit a doctor. As our good friend Tucker Carlson said, even a child with basic understanding of dialectics can see right through his lies, and this Saturday the American will people send him and his social nazis packing back to Gay Francisco”.
This scenario was inspired by lists made Blackentheborg and True Grit.
Bowman at least votes left on issues other than the occupation, Torres' main claim to firebrand leftism is letting that prick McElwee share his coke once in a while.You replaced the freshman Zionist Black NY Democrat Representative with the Zionist Black NY Democrat Representative.
Nah, but he’s better than Torres though.
POD: Hillbilly Elegy comes out in like 2014 or something IDKThe best observation about JD Vance I ever saw was that he should have moved to the Northeast and become a moderate Chris Sunuu-type Republican. Liberals loved Hillbilly Elegy, between that and the anti-Trump stuff he could have been able to successfully market himself as the type of Republican liberals love and then actually hold office.
This, but about 20 years early.Hinkle/Walker is the future of the GOP, whether you like it or not.
I think someone like Boone Pickens or especially Morry Taylor would make a better 90's Trump analogue.1997-2001: Pat Robertson (Republican) [removed from office after January 5 Capitol Attack]
1996 (with Orrin Hatch) def. Geraldine Ferraro / Jim Blanchard (Republican)
2001-2001: Orrin Hatch (Republican)
2001-2005: John Glenn (Democratic)
2000 (with Carol Moseley Braun) def. Pat Robertson / Orrin Hatch (Republican)
A billionaire with an unimpressive record in the markets, a xenophobic streak that manifested as protectionism and paranoia, and a regionally-accented voice and distinctive face lending themselves to parody? Gotta be Ross the Boss.I think someone like Boone Pickens or especially Morry Taylor would make a better 90's Trump analogue.
Not nearly as racist, petty, misogynistic, bankrupt, amoral or plain nasty.A billionaire with an unimpressive record in the markets, a xenophobic streak that manifested as protectionism and paranoia, and a regionally-accented voice and distinctive face lending themselves to parody? Gotta be Ross the Boss.
But what if Ross went on a diet exclusively consisting of Big Macs and uppers?Not nearly as racist, petty, misogynistic, bankrupt, amoral or plain nasty.