Blackentheborg
Dennis Skinner's molotov
- Location
- Grand Hotel Abyss
- Pronouns
- He/Him
CW: Mentions of gore
"...well, Jim, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest. After years of climate crises, political extremism and subconscious trauma, young people will undoubtedly be looking for answers, especially from an stern authority figure. Look at Trump and his cult of personality, for example-"
"...little being known about him before suddenly bursting onto the philosopher scene, Osennykh Ilyich is ranked alongside other celebrity cultural theorists like Peterson, Žižek and-"
"...information garnered from the Ministry of Social Protection uncovered a bizarre mix of Egoism and esoteric religious practices similar to that of Aleister Crowley and his Abbey of Thelema-"
"...inside you there are two wolves. One says that the leader of the pack must be followed without question, the other wants nothing more than the leaders throat to be ripped out with his teeth-"
"...massive successes with people on the fringe right-wing isn't something I worry about. It's a new fad. I don't care that they claim to be magic or whatever-the-fuck, it's just another label on the same tin-"
"...they claim their are shortages of wheat, of barley. Their imports rot in docks while greedy men horde imaginary money. Friends, they, in their blind arrogance, have missed a near-infinite food source yet untapped-"
"...reports of sporadic gunfire deeper into the mountain range worries locals-"
"...no, listen to me! You don't--listen, damn it! They aren't coming back from patrol! None of them! Those wizard fucks are killing my men and--"
"...with smaller domestic incidents being linked to the movement as it grows in international popularity, including the murder of a purported domestic abuser in the French city of Nice, noted for the corpse missing it's-"
"...how long until Malofeev gases them too, huh? You can clipchimp me all you want, I said what I said, deal with it. God, you delusional Vaush fans in chat are all so triggered by literally anything I-"
...Баю-баюшки баю
Не ложися на краю
Придёт серенький волчок
И укусит за бочок...
"...as the North Sea Crisis becomes bloodier, all eyes are on the Middle East to shoulder world demand for oil production-"
"...the conditions in west Asia are absolutely prime for more socialist uprisings, the same kind we've seen so far in the Red Corridor and the Phillipines. A crimson tide is flooding the continent to the point China, who still famously touts itself as a communist country despite the failure of "Global Market NuEconomics with Militant Characteristics" that Haifeng tried to-"
"...US President Price mulls fleet withdrawal from the Mediterranean Sea as the Syrian Civil War approaches it's Crystal Anniversary-"
"...while the murder and partial consumption of several Saudi businessman has been linked to the Cult of Vyriy, many have speculated that the violent anti-capitalist revolution could spread further into the Eurasia-"
"...Yavaş, Çelik, İmamoğlu, Şahin, all wannabes, pale imitations of Erdoğan. If it weren't for their dealings with China, the Ba'ath Party would be wiped off the-"
"...usually go on some sort of ethnic cleansing crusade when things get bad. Look at what China did to the Uyghurs, and what the Saudis did to the Shia, and what Russia's been doing to-"
"...consider it ironic that it was women, some with headscarves, some without, that drove Asa’ib Ahl al-Haq from the Taurus mountains. We just never considered that those very same women wouldn't stop there and go after the Tahrir al-Sham-"
"...be they Houthi or PFLP, they are comrades all, and we welcome them to learn the teachings of Apo as we did-"
"...good for them. No, really, I think what they're doing is good. I'm all in on autonomy for the Kurdish people, and that's not just because I fought with the YPG, it's because I consider myself a decent human being. And Syria was pretty cringe, we all know it. Does anyone here actually have a question about my campaign?-"
Dagîr kerî dil pir le qîn
Dirrindey bê wîjdan û dîn
Natiwanî wakey Kurd nebîn
(is everyone still enjoying these? I can start posting them on my own thread if it annoys people)
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