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The World Ahead: 2036 United States presidential election
  • Screenshot 2022-11-17 at 11.10.12 PM (1).pngCNN News Feed — November 6, 2040
    • ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE: Wayne maintains wide lead across the U.S.
    • STOCKS: NASDAQ rallies despite forced Amazon demonopolization
    • Jeff Bezos vows to fight Amazon v. State of Wisconsin ruling
    • Klain: Democrats' "Western gambit" will pay off
    • Renowned actor Samuel L. Jackson dead at 88
    • Opinion: Face it, Republicans — Alaska is a blue state
    • Fact check: Where Wayne and Gutfeld stand on healthcare, foreign policy, etc
    • Political brief: Jon Ossoff remains favorite to succeed Klobuchar as Senate Democratic leader
    • Analysis: far-right groups already sowing seeds of insurrection
    • Former president Bill Clinton discharged from A&E after "heart flutter"
    • From Bernie Bro to "MAGA communism": inside Jackson Hinkle's shocking emergence
    • Shock polls show Democrats leading in Arkansas and South Dakota
    • Islamic State declares "jihad" against Kazakhstan government
    • China cracks down on Fujian "lying flat" protests
    • FEMA recommends that Miami evacuation proceed despite election
    • U.K. Parliament narrowly approves independence referendum for Northern Ireland
    • Gore Climate Center sounds alarm over "devastating" cold snaps in New England
    • "Free Florida" movement gains traction as activists accuse Washington of "abandoning" state
    • House Democrats call for mid-decade census as Florida population plummets
    • Tunisian government relocates capital to Kairouan after mass floods in north
    • Deep Dive: Is democracy dying in South Africa?
    • Chinese foreign minister unharmed in bombing attack in Nairobi
    • Yegorov calls for sanctions relief after conference with EU leaders
    • In landmark for Metropolis Project, Paragon City population breaks 40,000
    • Thai royal family flees Bangkok as leftist riots grip urban centers
    • NASA: Icarus VII launch to be Cape Canaveral's "closing act"
     
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    American Nightmare
  • Based on @Blackentheborg's stuff. Lore coming later.

    Presidents of the United States of America:
    2033-2037: Alt-right organizer Thomas Rousseau of Texas / Representative Matt Shea of Washington (Republican)
    2032: def. Pete Buttigieg / Michelle Wu (Democratic)
    2037-0000: Senate Majority Leader Jon Ossoff of Georgia / Governor Joe Tate of Michigan (Democratic) [elected; took office after the Day of the Rope]
    2036: def. Thomas Rousseau / Matt Shea (Republican)

    December 6, 2036: Day of the Rope - far-right militias assassinate House Speaker Katherine Clark, Senate Majority Whip Ruben Gallego, Pennsylvania Governor Austin Davis, etc; former Defense Secretary Paul M. Nakasone leads National Guard units to remove Rousseau from office while a rump Congress (consisting mostly of the Congressional Democratic Caucuses) votes to impeach and convict Rousseau and Shea, making Speaker Shontel Brown president.

    December 7-10, 2036: Rousseau, Shea and multiple Republican members of Congress flee to Idaho, forming the "Patriotic Front" government and declaring president Brown and president-elect Ossoff illegitimate.

    January 6, 2037: Far-right groups attempt to storm the Capitol but are dispered within hours by the National Guard; aligned far-right militias incite riots in several major cities.

    Presidents of the United States of America (Washington, D.C. government, 2036-):
    2033-2036: Alt-right organizer Thomas Rousseau of Texas / Representative Matt Shea of Washington (Republican)
    2036-2037: House Speaker Shontel Brown of Ohio / vacant throughout presidency (Democratic)
    2037-0000: Senate Majority Leader Jon Ossoff of Georgia / Governor Joe Tate of Michigan (Democratic)
    2036: def. Thomas Rousseau / Matt Shea (Republican)

    Presidents of the United States of America (Patriotic Front government, 2036-):
    2033-2037: Alt-right organizer Thomas Rousseau of Texas / Representative Matt Shea of Washington (Republican)
    2037-0000: President Thomas Rousseau of Texas / Vice President Matt Shea of Washington (Patriotic Alliance)
    2036: def. Jon Ossoff / Joe Tate (Democratic)
    2037 emergency constitution referendum: 84.6% YES


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    President Swagger
  • A Eric Adams/Ruben Gallego ticket is aesthetically pleasing to me

    REINVENTION: HOW ERIC ADAMS WENT FROM WEIRDO CENTRIST TO ESOTERIC HYPERPROGRESSIVE

    Presidents of the United States of America:

    2021-2026: Frm. Vice President Joe Biden (Democratic)
    '20 w. Kamala Harris def. Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican)
    '24 w. Kamala Harris def. Donald Trump / Marjorie Taylor Greene (Republican)
    2026-2029: Vice President Kamala Harris (Democratic)
    Sept. '26 onwards: w. Lloyd Austin
    2029-2033: TV personality, '22 PA Senate nominee Mehmet Oz (Republican)
    '28 w. Kristi Noem def. Kamala Harris / Pete Buttigieg (Democratic), Marjorie Taylor Greene / Ammon Bundy (MAGA)
    2033-0000: Frm. New York City Mayor Eric Adams (Democratic)
    '32 w. Ruben Gallego def. Mehmet Oz / Kristi Noem (Republican)
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    Not Much, But It's Something: 2032 United States presidential election, etc
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    Major party nominees, 2032 United States presidential election
    • Jon Ossoff: Senior U.S. Senator for Georgia (2021-present).
      ITTL: Senate Majority Whip (2031-32), Senate Minority Whip (2029-31), Chairman of the Senate Human Rights Subcommittee (2025-32)​
    • Brianna Westbrook: Vice Chair of the Arizona Democratic Party.
      ITTL: Governor of Arizona (2031-33), U.S. Representative for Arizona's 7th congressional district (2025-30)​
    • Tulsi Gabbard: U.S. Representative for Hawaii's 2nd congressional district (2013-21).
      ITTL: 48th President of the United States (2029-33), FOX News commentator (2023-28)​
    • Chris Sprowls: 102nd Speaker of the Florida House of Representatives (2020-present).
      ITTL: 47th Governor of Florida (2027-present)​
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    • Paul Nakasone: Commander of United States Cyber Command (2018-present).
      ITTL: 52nd Vice President of the United States (2031-33), 30th United States Secretary of Defense (2029-31)
    • Rick Scott: Chairman of the NRSC (2021-2023), Junior U.S. Senator for Florida (2019-present)
      ITTL: 51st Vice President of the United States (2029-31)*, Senate Minority Leader (2025-2029)
    • Andrew Yang: Democratic primary candidate for President of the United States (2020), Mayor of New York City (2021)
      ITTL: Forward nominee for President of the United States (2024)
    • Brace Belden: YPG militia member, union organizer
      ITTL: Democratic candidate for California State Treasurer (2026), People's nominee for President of the United States (2028)
    [1] Was removed from office after being implicated in an embezzlement case; currently appealing a sentence of 2 years of imprisonment and 8 years of probation.

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    Major political figures in the United States, 2033:
    • Jon Ossoff, President of the United States
    • Amy Klobuchar, Senate Majority Leader
    • Pete Aguilar, Speaker of the House of Representatives
    • Pete Buttigieg, United States Secretary of State
    • Joe Tate, Governor of Michigan / Chairman of the Democratic Governors Association
    • Joni Ernst, Senate Minority Leader
    • Frank LaRose, Governor of Ohio / Chairman of the Republican Governors Association
    • Mike Johnson, House Minority Leader
    • Brace Belden, President of the Alliance for American Leftists
    • Tulsi Gabbard, former President of the United States
    • Matt Shea, Leader of the American Patriotic League

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    Presidents of the United States of America:
    46. Joe Biden / 49. Kamala Harris (Democratic)
    2021-2027
    '20 def. Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican) ⅈ
    '24 def. Donald Trump / Jeff Van Drew (Republican)
    47. Kamala Harris / none, then 50. Roy Cooper (Democratic) 2027-2029
    48. Tulsi Gabbard / 51. Rick Scott (Republican) 2029-2031
    '28 def. Kamala Harris / Roy Cooper (Democratic) ⅈ, Brace Belden / Nina Turner (People's)
    48. Tulsi Gabbard / none, then 52. Paul Nakasone (Republican) 2031-2033
    49. Jon Ossoff / 53. Brianna Westbrook (Democratic) 2033-present
    '32 def. Tulsi Gabbard ⅈ / Chris Sprowls (Republican)
    '36 def. Matt Walsh / Laura Loomer (Republican)
     
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    Not Much, But It's Something: Political rundown, 2033
  • Not Much, But It's Something
    The United States of America, 2033.

    The Democratic Party: the party of Roosevelt, Kennedy and Obama is increasingly hearkening back to its halcyon New Deal Coalition days. I mean, the parallels are there - an economic recession, dominating majorities across the nation, expansionist regimes in Europe and Asia ...
    The Progressives: Increasingly the leading wing of the Democratic Party, the broad-tent faction is the ideological home of anyone between Jon Ossoff and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. While they have become the quiet majority, it'll be some time until they become as entrenched as ...
    The New Democrats: Once boasting the likes of Obama and Pelosi (and later Jeffries and Harris), the centrist wing of the center-left has been somewhat dislodged from pole position post-Sixth Party System. Still, it remains a major faction thanks to its deep roots and monied interests.
    The Communitarians: The new kids on the block are ardent supporters of stuff like agricorp regulations, but remain ever-so-silent on social issues. Will probably be a major player in a decade or two, but until then expect Fredrickson to tie everything back to farming subsidies.
    The Blue Dogs: Oh how the mighty have fallen. Once, they boasted such statewide institutions as Kent Conrad and Joe Manchin; now, they're down to Jared Golden and a handful of representatives. Their social ambivalence turns off the progressives, their fiscal conservatism alienates the communitarians, and the New Dems still remember their blocking BBB at every turn. All in all, it's all looking a bit glum.
    The Republican Party: turns out, there's not much to do but tear each other to shreds when half of your rising stars lose re-election and half your governorships flip in one midterm. Have they forgotten about the midterms? It probably doesn't matter.

    The Reaganites: Jumped onto the Trump train when it was going fine, then jumped off when Gabbard blew the economy to shreds. Think Ron DeSantis and Brian Kemp, or more recently Frank LaRose. Doesn't look like they're going anywhere, though it's unclear what is keeping them around.
    The Trumpists: Andy Ogles is shouting about how this wouldn't have happened if the Gabbard-era GOP had stuck with being "the party of Trump", so it seems the purity trials have well and truly begun. They've still got an influence, but it seems that the RNC has its knives out for them.
    The Moderates: Somewhat diminished after Chris Sununu lost re-election and Lisa Murkowski ragequit the Senate, but they seem to be making a comeback statewide - particularly, the upcoming Connecticut special senate election. Whether Erin Stewart turns out to be another Allan Fung remains to be seen.
    The Libertarians: The social liberals went to the Democrats, the Never Trumpers went to the Republican moderates and the Mises Caucuses are just Trumpists, which leaves only the most insane of AnCaps. Woo-hoo.
    The Patriotic Front: And now, the insane asylum. The same people that called the murder of Vanessa McCoy a "strike against groomerism" and united the various militias hiding in the Palouse boonies. The psychos demanding a "holy crusade" against the Ossoff administration and the "deep state".
    Everyone else: The Republicans practically disintegrated and no one other than the Big Two could win an electoral vote? Christ.

    The People's Party: Mostly the old Green Party. Not really a major player anywhere outside of the PNW, Chicago, and Vermont, but they have gotten demsocs across the line in a few primaries.
    The Forward Party: Contrarian neoliberalism really isn't as popular as it used to be.
    The Traditionalist Worker's Front: This is where all the Dore fans went after Belden hijacked the MPP. Not doing too well now that Hinkle's jumped ship and Maupin's fled to Thailand. Essentially, it's genocide denial and social reactionaries, all dressed up in red.
    The United Utah Alliance: Chugging along nicely after they joined up with the Utah Democrats. Still only got 35% in the gubernatorial race, though.
    The Green Party: Their 2032 campaign plank called all meat-eaters part of a "Holocowst" (yes they added the italics) and called for a full disarmament of the American armed forces, so how well do you think they did?
     
    Yes, We Can
  • Tanner151 On The Other Place's USPol thread said:
    Here’s my prologue for it:
    Oval Office
    Washington, D.C.
    January 20th, 2021

    As Barack Obama walked into the Oval Office for the last time, he couldn’t help but feel the weight of the past eight years laying heavy upon his shoulders. Yet a sense of finality hovered about, a burgeoning relief that after eight years of blood, sweat, tears, sleepless nights and whatever else the job entailed was to finally become a thing of the past.

    He walked around the Oval, eyeing decorations he knew his successor would quickly replace following the inauguration. The picture of the outstretched hand of Lady Liberty resonated with him. The torch acted as a beacon to immigrants far and wide, guiding them to the land of opportunities and possibilities. A land where even the son of Kenyan economist and an American anthropologist can go on to become something greater than they ever could have imagined, from a graduate of Columbia and Harvard to becoming at first a State Senator and then later to a U.S. Senator to eventually the President of the United States of America.

    He moved over to stand before the framed painting of Abraham Lincoln. He stared at it for a moment, hands in pockets. A moment of regret flashed over Obama as he stared at Honest Abe’s portrait. Lincoln’s life had been cut short, his goals only partially realized, his ambitions for the country barely underway when he had been killed. For Obama he felt that even with eight years in office, he still had not done nearly enough. He had wanted to accomplish so much when he set out to campaign for president back in February 2011.

    So many promises made and so many were never kept, many of which would weigh him down until his dying day, of that he was certain of. The realities of this office and of the cutthroat partisanship on either side of the aisle had made passing legislation excruciating but maybe, he reflected, that was the point. As Kennedy once said ‘We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.’ While JFK had been referring to landing on the Moon, Obama felt the quote resonate within him.

    Despite the mistakes and false promises, so much had been accomplished that he could be proud of. As Lincoln had preserved the Union and freed the slaves, Obama took solace in that he and his Administration had done so much good for the country.

    Rebuilding America’s economy following the Great Recession had been difficult, requiring tough choices and even tougher compromises, but the robust economic recovery and significant GDP growth since AERA and BBS had been passed vindicated that the correct choices had been made.

    Ending the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq had been a solemn oath made first during the primaries and later again during the presidential campaign. It was one he had kept, though it had turned out more difficult to achieve than he had once thought possible as a naive relative greenhorn politician running for the highest office in the land. Getting involved in Syria to end the wholesale slaughter of innocents had been a nearly impossible choice but one he knew he had to make as commander-in-chief, knowing that failure to do so would have haunted him until his dying day. And despite his reservations and that of many Americans, intervention in Syria had returned some semblance of stability and democracy to the region which saved the lives of hundreds of thousands.

    But his greatest foreign policy achievement had to have been the apprehension of, trial of, and execution of Osama bin Laden. It was in this room he had ordered the operation to begin and it was in this room he had watched the trial and verdict that allowed the nation to cathartically heal after 9/11 and finally move on.

    Furthermore his Administration had done some incredible things on the domestic front, many of which his opponents and supporters once thought impossible. Obama had balanced the budget throughout most of his two terms and in the process had reduced the national debt by over a half-trillion dollars, oversaw the legalization of same-sex marriage at the federal level, decriminalized marijuana, overhauled Social Security, as well as enacting the largest modernization and expansion of the nation’s infrastructure in decades. During his time in office he had tackled reforms concerning immigration, taxation and guns, all with various successes and various failures bundled together. Great gains had been made towards making the United States energy independent, and though it had not fully succeeded in that regard as it was still dependent on foreign oil, the path was set for others to finish.

    But the one bill that would go on to define his domestic policy for decades to come would be the National Healthcare Act, forever known by its coined moniker of Obamacare. Providing affordable health insurance to tens of millions of Americans that substantially lowered suicide rates, drug and alcohol addiction, and combating life threatening diseases and ailments was probably the single most proud thing he had accomplished in government. It was flawed, Lord knows it was flawed, but it was something that would long outlive him and see to the betterment of the mental and physical health of countless American citizens.

    To the right he was too radical, to the left he wasn’t progressive enough, but in the end he accomplished much of what he set out to do. He had done some things he was not proud of, things he regretted, but overall he was damn proud of all that had been accomplished.

    But with success came failure. He winced, recalling the 2020 government shutdown that paralyzed the nation for weeks. While America pulled out of Iraq and Afghanistan, it had become embroiled in Somalia and there seemed to be no end in sight to the conflict there. While the Taliban had been crushed, Al-Qaeda defanged and ISIS all but defeated, other terrorist organizations were on the rise to take their place in the ever-continuing global War on Terror. Groups such as Al-Shabaab and Boko Haram were becoming increasingly dangerous to the U.S. and its allies, with their acts of violence growing in frequency and body count. Relations with Russia had cooled, though relations with China continued to warm. The Middle East was more peaceful than it had been in two decades and NATO had expanded its membership in Europe. Three genocides had been ended by UN intervention spearheaded by the U.S. A tentative peace agreement between Israelis and Palestines had been reached, though whether or not it would work out long-term remained to be seen.

    Obama turned and looked out over the Oval Office once more. The mountain of paperwork sitting atop the Resolute Desk, signed pardons and commutations all, were his last acts as president. Beside them was a single sheet of paper, covered in tight, neat script, what many had labeled as ‘lacking pretension and bearing measured logic.’ It was his letter to the president-elect who would be at the White House within the next half-hour, a friendly get-together before the inauguration at the Capitol officially handed over the reins of power. At the bottom were three quotes he felt were poignant and necessary for his successor to read and understand.

    ‘The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.’

    ‘I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have.’

    And finally.

    ‘E Pluribus Unum.’

    Obama gave one of characteristic toothy grins, as he reached down to sign the paper, his signature a marked contrast to his typical handwriting. Pocketing the pen, which he would keep as a memento, he read over the lines of advice littered with jokes, encouragement, and yes even suggestions.

    The door to the Oval Office opened and there stood Michelle. Beautiful and radiant as ever.

    “Barry, the President-Elect and his wife are here.”

    “Thank you. I’ll be right there, Michelle. Just one more thing.”

    She gave a patient nod and withdrew, leaving him alone once more. So much time to make up, Obama thought not for the first time, between her and him. Perhaps they should go on vacation. Yes, a nice family vacation. To Hawaii to start, but so many more places to follow. He looked forward to the future, forward for what was to come for himself, for his family and for the nation he so loved.

    He took out the pen again and wrote at the very bottom of the page.

    P.S. Good Luck.

    He returned the pen to his pocket and closed his eyes. Taking a deep breath, he exhaled, feeling eight years of stress, of worry, of high hopes and broken dreams, of bitter defeats and great accomplishments, of fear and of joy pass through him.

    Opening his eyes he walked to the door leading to where his ever-patient and caring wife waited with their two daughters who had arrived at the White House as curious girls and now would leave as young women ready to pursue their lives as they saw fit. He looked out over the room one last time and an old thought, a chant he would say at rallies and in speeches on the campaign echoed through his mind and escaped his lips.

    “Yes we can.”

    He smiled as he opened the door and closed it behind him, marking the end of the Presidency of Barack Obama, 45th President of the United States of America.

    Presidents of the United States of America:
    44. Mike Huckabee / 47. Mitt Romney (Republican) 2009-2013
    '08: def. John Edwards / Janet Napolitano [replacing Bill Richardson] (Democratic)
    45. Barack Obama / 48. Bill Nelson (Democratic) 2013-2021
    '12: def. Mike Huckabee / Mitt Romney (Republican)
    '16: def. Newt Gingrich / John Thune (Republican), John McCain / Diana Taylor (Independent—Americans Elect)
    46. Jason Carter / 49. Katie McGinty (Democratic) 2021-present
    '20: def. Paul Ryan / Tim Pawlenty (Republican), Tulsi Gabbard / Nina Turner (Green)

    Yes, We Can: The Hope Not Forgotten
    An Alternate History

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    Let's Go(,) Brandon!: 2023 Mississippi gubernatorial election
  • Let's Go(,) Brandon!

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    The 2023 Mississippi gubernatorial election took place on November 7, 2023, to choose the next Governor of Mississippi. Primary elections occurred on August 3, 2023, while runoff elections were held on August 25, 2023. The Democratic Party nominated Public Services Commissioner Brandon Presley against minor opposition, while the Republican Party renominated incumbent governor Tate Reeves after a contested runoff against former representative Steven Palazzo.

    The campaign focused primarily on the ongoing Jackson water crisis. Presley lambasted Reeve's response to the crisis as incompetent, pointing to skyrocketing water rates and water rationing measures. Reeves would commit a major gaffe when he blamed "those Jackson urban people" for causing the crisis, a remark many Democrats castigated as racist. Reeves would rectify his comment as being directed towards federal government officials advising the city, but his general attitude towards the crisis was viewed as uncaring, which was extremely unpopular with voters.

    The results were a major upset from historical expectations, with Presley winning by 33,127 votes (or about 3.4% out of over 974 thousand votes cast) and becoming the first Democrat to sit in the Governor's Mansion in 24 years. Among other factors, the results of the election were commonly attributed to extremely high turnout in Jackson and the Democratic nominee's "populist progressive" agenda, which resonated with voters in the Mississippi Delta and low-turnout voters in general, as well as incumbent governor Reeves' poor reputation in the state, stemming from a reputation of corruption and fund misuse in addition to the dominating water crisis.

    This election is considered by political historians to be the beginning of the Democratic Party's "Second Southern Strategy", as well as the beginning of a period of Democratic dominance in Mississippi.
     
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    Let's Go(,) Brandon: Presidents of the United States
  • Presidents of the United States of America:
    2021-2027: Joe Biden (Democratic)

    '20 (with Kamala Harris): def. Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican)
    '24 (with Kamala Harris): def. Donald Trump / Rick Scott (Republican)
    2026-2029: Kamala Harris (Democratic)
    2029-2033: J. D. Vance (Republican)

    '28 (with Wesley Hunt): def. Kamala Harris / Andy Beshear (Democratic)
    2033-0000: Brandon Presley (Democratic)
    '32 (with Toi Hutchinson): def. J. D. Vance / Wesley Hunt (Republican)
    '36 (with Toi Hutchinson): def. Wesley Hunt / Eric Schmitt (Republican), Jackson Hinkle / Eric London (People's)

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    Brandon E. Presley 1977-20XX

    President of the United States 2033-20XX
    Governor of Mississippi 2024-2032
    Mississippi Public Service Commissioner, Northern District 2008-2024
    Mayor of Nettleton, Mississippi 2001-2007
     
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    Nadir: Presidents of the United States of America
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    Presidents of the United States of America:
    2021-2026: Joe Biden / Kamala Harris (Democratic)
    '20: def. Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican)
    '24: def. Ron DeSantis / Joni Ernst (Republican), Donald Trump / Paul Gosar (Patriot)
    2026-2033: Kamala Harris / none, then Andy Beshear (Democratic)
    '28: def. Josh Hawley / Anna Paulina Luna (Republican), Liz Cheney / Matt Jette (Forward)
    2033-2037: Kanye West / Jim Banks (Republican)
    '32: def. Pete Buttigieg / Katie Porter (Democratic), Nina Turner / Mike Prysner (People's)
    '37: Third impeachment of Kanye West: 257 HOUSE, 71 SENATE
    2037-2037: Jim Banks / none (Republican)
    2037-0000: Bruce Wayne / Michelle Vallejo (Democratic)
    '36: def. Kanye West / Jim Banks (Republican)

    Career of Bruce Wayne:
    2019-2027: Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Illinois's 6th district (Democratic)
    '18: def. Peter Roskam (Republican-incumbent) [53.6-46.1]
    '18 primary: def. Kelly Mazeski, Carole Cheney, etc
    '20: def. Jeanne Ives (Republican) [52.4-47.1]
    '22: def. Keith Pekau (Republican) [52.5-46.9]
    '22 primary: def. Marie Newman (Democratic-incumbent)
    '24: def. Catherine O'Shea (Republican) [54.0-45.3]
    2023-2026: Chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee
    Caucus leader: Hakeem Jeffries
    2027-2035: 44th Governor of Illinois (Democratic)
    '26 (w. Toi Hutchinson): def. Peter Breen / Esther Joy King (Republican) [54.1-45.9; IRV final round]
    '26 primary: def. Kwame Raoul, Mike Frerichs, Bridget Gainer, etc
    '30 (w. Toi Hutchinson): def. Mary Miller / Jim Capparelli (Republican) [55.9-44.1; IRV final round]
    2029-2033: Vice-Chair of the Democratic National Committee
    DNC Chair: Stacey Abrams
    2037-0000: 50th President of the United States (Democratic)
    '36 (w. Michelle Vallejo): def. Kanye West / Jim Banks (Republican) [347-191, 52.1-45.6]
    '36 primary: def. Ana Kasparian, Lee Merritt, Michelle Wu, Morgan McGarvey, Jack McCain, etc

    Frontrunners:
    • Elise Stefanik
    • Chris Sprowls
    • Jim Banks
    • Kelly Armstrong
    Strong:
    • Mike Gallagher
    • Wesley Hunt
    • Vance Aloupis
    • Todd Young
    Niche:
    • Erin Stewart
    • Elizabeth Heng
    • J. D. Vance
    • Blake Miguez
    • Andy Ogles
    Wildcards:
    • Kyle Rittenhouse
    • Chaya Raichik
    • Jackson Hinkle
    • B. J. Penn
    2020
    Democratic: Joe Biden
    def. Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Mike Bloomberg, Pete Buttigieg, etc
    Republican: Donald Trump def. Bill Weld

    2024
    Democratic: Joe Biden
    def. Nina Turner
    Republican: Ron DeSantis def. Donald Trump, Larry Hogan [after superdelegate intervention]

    2028
    Democratic: Kamala Harris
    def. Matt Cartwright
    Republican: Josh Hawley def. Tim Scott, Chris Sununu, Kristi Noem, Ted Budd, etc

    2032
    Republican: Kanye West
    def. J. D. Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, Mike Garcia, etc
    Democratic: Pete Buttigieg def. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, J. B. Pritzker [withdrew], Wes Moore, Kerry Kennedy-Cuomo

    2036
    Democratic: Bruce Wayne def. Ana Kasparian, Lee Merritt, Michelle Wu, Morgan McGarvey, Jack McCain, etc
    Republican: Kanye West def. Paul M. Nakasone, Matt Walsh
     
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    Nadir: Some Quotes
  • Credit to Yahtzee Croshaw.


    "I've threatened to target Chinese state media commentators, and I laughed when Angel Giuliano died in a car crash, am I immoral?

    *A figure repeatedly stabs a RT correspondent with a Stanley knife in the background

    Yes, but not because of that!"

    ~~~

    "You seem to be a big fan of this theory of American conspiracy, when the American government couldn't even get the president to not say 'I like Hitler' or get his knob inside an intern. But I digress."

    ~~~

    "So apparently this whole attack was a false flag by the globohomo anti-truth media - this is fun, isn't it? Let's add a few more words that don't mean anything. BLINKING KANGAROO STOVEPIPE."

    ~~~

    "Sure, I'm making this whole thing up for political points. While I'm at it, I'm going to say you have a sailboat model for a dick and make gummy bear porn. Whee, this is fun!"

    ~~~

    "Okay, but when does this get back to stabbing people?"

    "...what is it with you and stabbing people?"

    "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND NOT STABBING PEOPLE?!"

    ~~~

    "I'm done with this. I'm not going to stand here and -"

    "Oh, you don't want to get your feelings hurt more? Then *pulls out bullhorn* GET OUT!"

    ~~~

    "Ah, spring is in the air, the daisies are in bloom, the rotting scent of decomposing RT correspondents in the spare parts heap that the thawing winter snow had kept blissfully preserved fills the air ..."
     
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    Nadir: 2036 Democratic Party presidential primaries
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    Candidates:
    Former Governor Bruce Wayne of Illinois
    Commentator
    Ana Kasparian of California
    Former Attorney General
    Lee Merritt of Texas
    U.S. Senator
    Michelle Wu of Massachusetts
    Governor
    Morgan McGarvey of Kentucky
    U.S. Representative
    Jack McCain of Arizona
    Former Governor
    Peggy Flanagan of Minnesota
    Former Governor
    Josh Stein of North Carolina
    U.S. Senator
    Becca Balint of Vermont
     
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    Nadir: Ruben Gallego
  • Career of Ruben Gallego:
    2013-2025: U.S. Representative for Arizona's 7th congressional district (Democratic)
    2025-2031: U.S. Senator from Arizona (Democratic)
    '24: def. Abe Hamadeh (Republican), Krysten Sinema (Independent)
    '24 primary: def. Krysten Sinema (inc.)
    '30: def. by Eli Crane (Republican)
    2035-20XX: 26th Governor of Arizona (Democratic)
    '34 (w. Brianna Westbrook): def. Juan Ciscomani / Paul Boyer (Republican-inc.), Mark Finchem / various (Patriot), Krysten Sinema / various (Forward)
    '34 primary: def. Athena Salman, Adrian Fontes, others
    '38 (w. Brianna Westbrook): def. Jack McCain / Clint Smith (Independent-Forward), Blake Masters / Ron Watkins (Republican)
    2037-2040: Chair of the Interstate Anti-Insurrection Compact (Democratic)
     
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    Nadir: 2040 United States presidential election
  • Screenshot 2022-12-03 at 7.49.09 PM.png2040 United States presidential election
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    For related races, see 2040 United States elections.

    The 2040 United States presidential election was the 64th quadrennial presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 6, 2040. The Democratic ticket of incumbent president Bruce Wayne and vice president Michelle Vallejo defeated the Republican ticket of commentator Jackson Hinkle and Louisiana governor Blake Miguez. This was the first-ever election where Puerto Rico was able to cast votes for President and the first where the state of the Douglass Commonwealth (formerly the District of Columbia) cast votes as a standalone state. The election saw the highest voter turnout by percentage since 2032, with Wayne receiving 101.9 million votes, surpassing his prior record-setting 96.2 million in 2036 and winning the greatest number of votes ever cast for a candidate in a U.S. presidential election.

    As the incumbent President, Wayne easily secured the Democratic nomination over activist and former People's Party vice-presidential nominee Ryan Knight. Meanwhile, the Republicans faced a competitive primary despite many high-profile candidates declining to run. Grayzone commentator and activist Jackson Hinkle won the Republican nomination over former Connecticut governor Erin Stewart, Florida governor Vance Aloupis, Associate Justice Amy Coney Barrett and former UN Ambassador John James, and selected Miguez as his running mate. The Forward Party would fail to nominate a candidate following its bankruptcy in 2039, while the Libertarian Party would nominate Jeremy Kauffman for president for the third consecutive time.

    The central issue of the election was the aftermath of the Years of Dread, a two-year-long period of civil disobedience against the U.S. government by far-right paramilitaries which ended in 2039. Hinkle was widely condemned for his prior support for far-right militas, including the Wagner Group, though these remarks would be publicly walked back by the Republican nominee in August. Domestic policy (e.g. the Civil Rights Act of 2038 and the Urban Agriculture Act) and foreign policy (e.g. the recognition of Taiwanese independence and the reunification of Korea) were also widely debated. Wayne would condemn Hinkle for his support of authoritarian governments in China and Russia, which the Republican nominee would defend and maintain as the product of isolationist convictions.

    On election day, Wayne would defeat Hinkle in a landslide, winning 432 electoral votes and 55.3% of the popular vote. Wayne became the first incumbent since George W. Bush to win reelection with more electoral votes and a greater percentage of the popular vote. In addition to winning every state he had carried in 2036, Wayne flipped Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, South Carolina, and Utah. Wayne would also become the first candidate to win Puerto Rico's electoral votes. Ultimately, Wayne would win all eighteen swing states identified by FiveThirtyEight, in addition to winning five states their poll aggregator had designated as "Republican-leaning". Wayne would also far outperform expectations in the Midwest, winning the swing states of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania by an average of 14.1%. Rural states such as Missouri and Nebraska would also trend leftward, with Hinkle only carrying the former by a slim 1.3-point margin and Wayne carrying two-thirds of the latter's congressional district-based electoral votes. Despite high hopes, however, the Democratic Party would once again fail to carry Florida.

    In the aftermath, Hinkle and parts of the Republican Party refused to concede the election, citing unsubstantiated claims of government-backed voter fraud in key swing states, disputing the results in the courts as well as attempting to refuse certification of votes in Republican-controlled counties. Despite the refusal to concede, the Republican National Committee would formally congratulate Wayne on his re-election on November 12. Protests against the result were held, but there was no repeat of the 2036 attack on the U.S. Capitol by far-right paramilitaries, and Wayne was re-inaugurated as President of the United States on January 20, 2041.

    Historians consider this to be the first election to be held in the Seventh Party System, which is widely considered to be electorally favorable to the Democratic Party and the American left wing.
     
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