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[allthepresidentsmen]

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Presidents of the United States of America:
2021-2026: Joe Biden / Kamala Harris (Democratic)

'20: def. Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican)​

'24: def. Ron DeSantis / Joni Ernst (Republican), Donald Trump / Paul Gosar (Patriot)​

2026-2033: Kamala Harris / none, then Andy Beshear (Democratic)

'28: def. Josh Hawley / Anna Paulina Luna (Republican), Liz Cheney / Matt Jette (Forward)​

2033-2037: Kanye West / Jim Banks (Republican)

'32: def. Pete Buttigieg / Katie Porter (Democratic), Nina Turner / Mike Prysner (People's)​

'37: Third impeachment of Kanye West: 257 HOUSE, 71 SENATE​

2037-2037: Jim Banks / none (Republican)
2037-0000: Bruce Wayne / Michelle Vallejo (Democratic)

'36: def. Kanye West / Jim Banks (Republican)​

Career of Bruce Wayne:
2019-2027: Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Illinois's 6th district (Democratic)

'18: def. Peter Roskam (Republican-incumbent) [53.6-46.1]​

'18 primary: def. Kelly Mazeski, Carole Cheney, etc​

'20: def. Jeanne Ives (Republican) [52.4-47.1]​

'22: def. Keith Pekau (Republican) [52.5-46.9]​

'22 primary: def. Marie Newman (Democratic-incumbent)​

'24: def. Catherine O'Shea (Republican) [54.0-45.3]​

2023-2026: Chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee

Caucus leader: Hakeem Jeffries​

2027-2035: 44th Governor of Illinois (Democratic)

'26 (w. Toi Hutchinson): def. Peter Breen / Esther Joy King (Republican) [54.1-45.9; IRV final round]​

'26 primary: def. Kwame Raoul, Mike Frerichs, Bridget Gainer, etc​

'30 (w. Toi Hutchinson): def. Mary Miller / Jim Capparelli (Republican) [55.9-44.1; IRV final round]​

2029-2033: Vice-Chair of the Democratic National Committee

DNC Chair: Stacey Abrams​

2037-0000: 50th President of the United States (Democratic)

'36 (w. Michelle Vallejo): def. Kanye West / Jim Banks (Republican) [347-191, 52.1-45.6]​

'36 primary: def. Ana Kasparian, Lee Merritt, Michelle Wu, Morgan McGarvey, Jack McCain, etc​

Spoiler: Potential Republican candidates, 2040

Frontrunners:

• Elise Stefanik
• Chris Sprowls
• Jim Banks
• Kelly Armstrong

Strong:

• Mike Gallagher
• Wesley Hunt
• Vance Aloupis
• Todd Young

Niche:

• Erin Stewart
• Elizabeth Heng
• J. D. Vance
• Blake Miguez
• Andy Ogles

Wildcards:

• Kyle Rittenhouse
• Chaya Raichik
• Jackson Hinkle
• B. J. Penn

Spoiler: Presidential primaries

2020
Democratic: Joe Biden def. Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Mike Bloomberg, Pete Buttigieg, etc
Republican: Donald Trump def. Bill Weld

2024
Democratic: Joe Biden def. Nina Turner
Republican: Ron DeSantis def. Donald Trump, Larry Hogan [after superdelegate intervention]

2028
Democratic: Kamala Harris def. Matt Cartwright
Republican: Josh Hawley def. Tim Scott, Chris Sununu, Kristi Noem, Ted Budd, etc

2032
Republican: Kanye West def. J. D. Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, Mike Garcia, etc
Democratic: Pete Buttigieg def. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, J. B. Pritzker [withdrew], Wes Moore, Kerry Kennedy-Cuomo

2036
Democratic: Bruce Wayne def. Ana Kasparian, Lee Merritt, Michelle Wu, Morgan McGarvey, Jack McCain, etc
Republican: Kanye West def. Paul M. Nakasone, Matt Walsh

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

The case for her being the end-point of the Trumpist spasm is there: she’s famously transphobic, she’s isolationist (on some issues), and she definitely seems like a more serious articulator of the unholy far left-far right Terminally Online Influencers than Hinkle or Charlie Kirk, as fun as those two are to crush under landslides.

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[Comrade Izaac]

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Bluouisiana

>it's real

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Bluouisiana

>it's real

Personally I think you'd have enjoyed the Great Lakes states going blue by an average of 7.7% 14.4%, but yes. Thank the still-living ghost of Gary Chambers for that one.

 

[Comrade Izaac]

Personally I think you'd have enjoyed the Great Lakes states going blue by an average of 7.7%, but yes. Thank the still-living ghost of Gary Chambers for that one.

the cool part about the Great Lakes is that it will either be broadly R+6 by the mid-2040s or the heartland of American Social Democracy that vote for Democrats by Assad margins

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

the cool part about the Great Lakes is that it will either be broadly R+6 by the mid-2040s or the heartland of American Social Democracy that vote for Democrats by Assad margins

Hold on, just one thing ...

+7.7%
+14.4%

That looks better.

 

[Comrade Izaac]

Hold on, just one thing ...

+7.7%
+14.4%

That looks better.

soon...

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

soon...

I mean the self-insert is pretty much just a Pritzker Democrat (Pritzker himself would have won the '32 primary and the presidency) if not for his heart, so it kind of works for the Great Lakes to become the playground of progressive policies.

soon

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Since the Center for Political Innovation has seemingly gone bust, here's a new portrait for Hackson Jinkle:

@Blackentheborg​

 

[Comrade Izaac]

Jackson Hinkle vs Mariah Parker in 40' is gonna be crazy can't wait to see y'all there

 

[rosa]

Bluouisiana

>it's real

I wish smh

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

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[Comrade Izaac]

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>Anti-Fascist Officers Movement
>Spanish Nationalists
>Imperial Russian State

ah. classics.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

>Anti-Fascist Officers Movement
>Spanish Nationalists
>Imperial Russian State

ah. classics.

The anti-fascist officers movement I kind of threw in for a lack of “good-sounding leftie minor factions”. I assume it’s the officers from pro-coup military instalments.

The IRS isn’t a creative choice, but who else is going to aid the insurrectionists — North Korea?

 

[Comrade Izaac]

The anti-fascist officers movement I kind of threw in for a lack of “good-sounding leftie minor factions”. I assume it’s the officers from pro-coup military instalments.

The IRS isn’t a creative choice, but who else is going to aid the insurrectionists — North Korea?

unless it's a different Supreme Leader, definitely not

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

@Comrade Izaac​

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Something, something, Great Lakes Social Democracy.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Credit to Yahtzee Croshaw.

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"I've threatened to target Chinese state media commentators, and I laughed when Angel Giuliano died in a car crash, am I immoral?

*A figure repeatedly stabs a RT correspondent with a Stanley knife in the background

Yes, but not because of that!"

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"You seem to be a big fan of this theory of American conspiracy, when the American government couldn't even get the president to not say 'I like Hitler' or get his knob inside an intern. But I digress."

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"So apparently this whole attack was a false flag by the globohomo anti-truth media - this is fun, isn't it? Let's add a few more words that don't mean anything. BLINKING KANGAROO STOVEPIPE."

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"Sure, I'm making this whole thing up for political points. While I'm at it, I'm going to say you have a sailboat model for a dick and make gummy bear porn. Whee, this is fun!"

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"Okay, but when does this get back to stabbing people?"

"...what is it with you and stabbing people?"

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND NOT STABBING PEOPLE?!"

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"I'm done with this. I'm not going to stand here and -"

"Oh, you don't want to get your feelings hurt more? Then *pulls out bullhorn* GET OUT!"

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"Ah, spring is in the air, the daisies are in bloom, the rotting scent of decomposing RT correspondents in the spare parts heap that the thawing winter snow had kept blissfully preserved fills the air ..."

 

[Comrade Izaac]

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Something, something, Great Lakes Social Democracy.

SOON

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

SOON

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