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Presidents of the United States of America:
2025-2027: Donald Trump Sr. / Mike Pompeo (Republican)

'24 def. Kamala Harris / Mark Kelly (Democratic), Liz Cheney / Justin Amash (Independent)​

2027-2029: Mike Pompeo / none, then Francis X. Suarez (Republican)
2029-2031: Gavin Newsom / Ayanna Pressley (Democratic)

'28 def. Donald Trump Jr. / Scott Perry (Republican), Francis X. Suarez / Spencer Cox (Beehive Republican)​

2031-2033: Gavin Newsom / Ayanna Pressley (National Union)
2033-2037: Gavin Newsom / Mallory McMorrow (National Union)

'32 def. Ayanna Pressley / Mandela Barnes (Social Democratic), Anthony Sabatini / Lauren Boebert (Minutemen)​

2037-0000: Michelle Wu / Jon Ossoff (Social Democratic)

'36 def. Ben Sasse / Erin Stewart (Homeland), Mallory McMorrow / Jason Crow (Liberal), Andy Ogles / Jessica Taylor (Minutemen)​

 

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Presidents of the United States of America:
2017-2023: Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican)

'16: def. Hillary Clinton / Tim Kaine (Democratic)​

'20: def. Elizabeth Warren / Terry McAuliffe (Democratic); David Jolly / John Kasich (Independent)​

'23: Third impeachment of Donald Trump succeeds with 255 House votes and 67 Senate votes.​

'23: March 4 Capitol attack is incited in an attempt to prevent a successful conviction vote in the U.S. Senate; this fails, but Senator Lisa Murkowski is killed by several rioters.​

2023-2025: Mike Pence / none, then Beth Van Duyne (Republican)
2025-2033: Gavin Newsom / Lauren Underwood (Democratic)

'24: def. Mike Pence / Beth Van Duyne (Republican); Donald Trump / Allen West (Patriot)​

'25: Beginning of the Long Recession​

'26: Despite historical trends, Democrats retain control over both houses of Congress​

'28: def. Wesley Hunt / Jim Banks (Republican)​

2033-0000: Brianna Westbrook / Mandela Barnes (Democratic)

'32: def. Josh Mandel / Vance Aloupis (Republican)​

 

[TheKennedyMachine]

Do a Jeb Bush one, lol.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

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Presidents of the United States of America:
46. Joe Biden / 49. Kamala Harris (Democratic) 2021-2027

'20: def. Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican)​

'24: def. Donald Trump / Ted Cruz (Republican)​

47. Kamala Harris / none (Democratic) 2027-2027

'27 vice-presidential confirmation vote of Andy Beshear: Succeeded​

47. Kamala Harris / 50. Andy Beshear (Democratic) 2027-2029
48. Tom Cotton / 51. Cynthia Lummis (Republican) 2029-2033

'28: def. Kamala Harris / Andy Beshear (Democratic)​

49. Bruce Wayne / 52. Katie Porter (Democratic) 2033-present

'32: def. Tom Cotton / Cynthia Lummis (Republican), Jack Dorsey / Joseph Stallcop (Zentrum)​

'36: def. Dan Crenshaw / Marilinda Garcia (Republican), Blake Masters / Ron Watkins (WWG1WGA)​

2032 Democratic Party presidential primaries

Dropped out before Super Tuesday:

11 other minor candidates [see list]​

Ms. Jennifer Rubin (NY) - dropped out September 13, endorsed Buttigieg, then Whitmer​

Frm. National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan (MN) - dropped out October 22, endorsed Buttigieg​

Mr. Gavin Smith (CA) - dropped out November 19, endorsed Scott​

Gov. Bob Ferguson (WA) - dropped out December 11, endorsed Ossoff, then Breed​

Frm. Rep. Matt Cartwright (PA) - dropped out January 9, endorsed Wayne​

Rep. Morgan McGarvey (KY) - dropped out February 11, endorsed Beshear, then Ossoff, then Wayne​

Sen. Chris Murphy (CT) - dropped out January 13, endorsed Buttigieg, then Wayne​

Frm. Gov. Josh Stein (NC) - dropped out January 23, endorsed Wayne​

Frm. UN Amb. Tom Malinowski (NJ) - dropped out February 4, endorsed Buttigieg, then Wayne​

Gov. Hector Balderas (NM) - dropped out February 8, endorsed Ossoff, then Wayne​

Frm. Gov. Jennifer Carroll Foy (VA) - dropped out February 12, endorsed Ossoff, then Wayne​

Sen. Peggy Flanagan (MN) - dropped out February 14, endorsed Wu, then Ossoff, then Wayne​

Frm. Mayor Eric Adams (NY) - dropped out February 23, no endorsement​

Sen. Katie Porter (CA) - dropped out February 29, no endorsement, then Wayne​

Frm. Gov. Wes Moore (MD) - 5 delegates / dropped out January 9, endorsed Ossoff, then Breed​

Frm. Gov. Katie Hobbs (AZ) - 7 delegates / dropped out March 6, endorsed Buttigieg, then Wayne​

Dropped out on Super Tuesday (March 12):

Businesswoman Mackenize Scott (CA) - 13 delegates / dropped out Super Tuesday, endorsed Buttigieg, then Breed​

Frm. Vice Pres. Andy Beshear (KY) - 16 delegates / dropped out March 10, endorsed Wayne​

Sen. Michelle Wu (MA) - 42 delegates / dropped out Super Tuesday, endorsed Wayne​

Gov. Jena Griswold (CO) - 66 delegates / dropped out Super Tuesday, endorsed Breed​

Sen. Ruben Gallego (AZ) - 81 delegates / dropped out Super Tuesday, endorsed Wayne​

Frm. Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (MI) - 131 delegates / dropped out Super Tuesday, endorsed Wayne​

Final four:

Sen. Jon Ossoff (GA) - 226 delegates / dropped out Super Tuesday, endorsed Wayne​

Frm. Sec. of State Pete Buttigieg (VA) - 358 delegates / dropped out March 24, no endorsement, then Wayne​

Gov. London Breed (CA) - 1,221 delegates / dropped out May 1, endorsed Wayne​

Gov. Bruce Wayne (IL) - 2,741 delegates / winner ✓​

2036 Republican Party presidential primaries

Dropped out before Super Tuesday:

Mr. Matt Walsh (TN) - dropped out January 5, no endorsement​

Sen. Pat Grassley (IA) - dropped out January 14, endorsed Stefanik, then Lombardo, then Crenshaw​

Frm. Amb. Ric Grenell (MI) - dropped out January 27, endorsed Suarez, then Crenshaw​

Mr. Kash Patel (NY) - dropped out February 3, endorsed Kirk, then no endorsement​

Sen. Katie Britt (AL) - dropped out February 7, endorsed Stefanik, then Noem​

Ms. Tulsi Gabbard (HI) - dropped out February 15, endorsed Kirk, then no endorsement​

Frm. Rep. Erin Stewart (CT) - dropped out February 22, endorsed Garcia, then Crenshaw​

Sen. Jim Banks (IN) - dropped out March 3, endorsed Lombardo, then Crenshaw​

Rep. Eli Crane (AZ) - dropped out March 10, endorsed Crenshaw​

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Dropped out on Super Tuesday (March 12):

Frm. House Speaker Elise Stefanik (NY), 9 delegates (released) / dropped out Super Tuesday, endorsed Noem, then Crenshaw​

Mr. Charlie Kirk (AZ) - 13 delegates / dropped out out Super Tuesday, no endorsement​

Frm. Sen. Joe Lombardo (NV) - 48 delegates (released) / dropped out March 13, endorsed Noem​

Frm. Gov. Marilinda Garcia (NH) - 59 delegates (released) / dropped out March 14, endorsed Crenshaw​

Final three:

Gov. Francis X. Suarez (FL) - 511 delegates / dropped out April 1, endorsed Crenshaw​

Sen. Kristi Noem (SD) - 1,011 delegates / dropped out May 22, endorsed Crenshaw​

Frm. Sen. Dan Crenshaw (TX) - 1,807 delegates / winner ✓​

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[allthepresidentsmen]

Senator, You're No Joe Lieberman
Or: Have You Seen Her Approvals?

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[TheKennedyMachine]

What would the 2020 election look like without COVID-19?

Did COVID have any sincere effects on the election? Did the Democrats need the pandemic in order to win.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

What would the 2020 election look like without COVID-19?

Some might say that Trump wins easily, but

1) Analysts pre-COVID warned of a 2020 recession.
2) Trump had a way of making issues into a yes-no referendum on him, which probably got some people to vote red because they wanted no more lockdowns, etc.
3) The fall 2020 COVID wave hindered Democratic turnout in some areas, not to mention Florida.
4) The GOP strategy with minorities worked due to Democratic canvassers being limited by COVID.

TL;DR it's kind of complicated, but it's not all bad news for the Dems.

 

[TheKennedyMachine]

Some might say that Trump wins easily, but

1) Analysts pre-COVID warned of a 2020 recession.
2) Trump had a way of making issues into a yes-no referendum on him, which probably got some people to vote red because they wanted no more lockdowns, etc.
3) The fall 2020 COVID wave hindered Democratic turnout in some areas, not to mention Florida.
4) The GOP strategy with minorities worked due to Democratic canvassers being limited by COVID.

TL;DR it's kind of complicated, but it's not all bad news for the Dems.

There’s also the factor of the Floyd protests, it’s up in the air if those were ever truly inevitable

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

There’s also the factor of the Floyd protests, it’s up in the air if those were ever truly inevitable

Without covid, the chances of George Floyd getting that same counterfeit bill, walking into the same store, getting the cops called by the same store clerk, and having it be a cop who jumps straight to murder is not likely. So IMO it’s easy to butterfly but just as easy to leave in. Maybe use the Breonna Taylor murder to kickstart the protests; that one was a bit less butterfly-able IMO.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Career of Bruce Wayne (b. 1986)
2008-2014: United States Army serviceman (highest rank: Lieutenant); 82nd Airborne Division

'14: Honorable discharge following IED attack​

2014-2018: Chairman and President, Thomas and Martha Wayne Foundation
2019-2027: United States Representative from Illinois's 6th congressional district (Democratic)

'18: def. Peter Roskam (Republican-incumbent) [53.6-46.1]​

'18 primary: def. Kelly Mazeski, Carole Cheney, etc​

'20: def. Jeanne Ives (Republican) [52.4-47.1]​

'22: def. Keith Pekau (Republican) [54.0-45.4]​

'22 primary: def. Marie Newman (Democratic-incumbent)​

'24: def. Catherine O'Shea (Republican) [55.1-43.8]​

2023-2026: Chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee

Caucus leader: Hakeem Jeffries​

2027-2032: 44th Governor of Illinois (Democratic)

'26 (w. Toi Hutchinson): def. Esther Joy King / Jim Capparelli (Republican) [55.0-45.0; IRV final round]​

'26 primary: def. Kwame Raoul, Mike Frerichs, Bridget Gainer, etc​

'30 (w. Toi Hutchinson): def. Mary Miller / Peter Breen (Republican) [64.9-35.1; IRV final round]​

2033-0000: 49th President of the United States (Democratic)

'32 (w. Katie Porter): def. Tom Cotton / Cynthia Lummis (Republican), Jack Dorsey / Joseph Stallcop (Zentrum) [375-161-2, 50.1-41.2-7.2]​

'32 primary: def. London Breed, Pete Buttigieg, Jon Ossoff, Gretchen Whitmer, Ruben Gallego, etc​

'36 (w. Katie Porter): def. Dan Crenshaw / Marilinda Garcia (Republican) [341-204, 51.9-45.1]​

'36 primary: def. Jackson Hinkle, minor write-in candidates​

Career of Dan Crenshaw (b. 1984)
2006-2016: United States Navy serviceman (highest rank: Lieutenant Commander); Naval Special Warfare Group 1
2019-2025: United States Representative from Texas's 2nd congressional district (Republican)

'18: def. Todd Litton (Democratic) [52.8-45.6]​

'18 primary: def. Kevin Roberts [runoff]​

'20: def. Sima Ladjevardian (Democratic) [55.6-42.8]​

'22: def. Robin Fulford (Democratic) [65.9-34.1]​

'22 primary: def. Jameson Ellis, Martin Etwop, Milam Langella​

2025-2031: United States Senator from Texas (Republican)

'24: def. Julián Castro (Democratic) [52.0-47.2]​

'24 primary: def. Dan Patrick [runoff]​

'30: lost to Colin Allred (Democratic), Chad Prather (Patriot) [49.2-43.5-6.1]​

2032-2035: Political contributor, CNN and FOX News (Republican)
2036: Republican nominee for President of the United States

'36 (w. Marilinda Garcia): lost to Bruce Wayne / Katie Porter (Democratic) [341-204, 51.9-45.1]​

'36 primary: def. Kristi Noem, Francis X. Suarez, Marilinda Garcia, Joe Lombardo, Charlie Kirk, Elise Stefanik, etc​

2036-0000: Private citizen, Washington Post columnist (Republican)

 

[fanofeverything25]

who were your past canidate sin this timeline before the retcons?

 

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[Comrade Izaac]

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ZENTRUM nice call on a party name dude i swear we're the same people some times i was just thinking about the Zentrum

although I'm not sure how likely an American would be to use it as a party name considering the historical connotations

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

ZENTRUM nice call on a party name dude i swear we're the same people some times i was just thinking about the Zentrum

Thanks! Iirc Luke_Starkiller had a list where Jerry Brown runs as a weirdo centrist third party candidate, and names his party Zentrum.

although I'm not sure how likely an American would be to use it as a party name considering the historical connotations

I dunno about the likelihood, but TTL Dorsey gets into some weird shit between 2023 and 2031, and this name is what comes out after the Forward Party falls apart. TL;DR Dorsey and Zentrum is the weird(er) version of Perot and Reform.

 

[TheKennedyMachine]

We need to talk about the ramifications of a Jeb Bush presidency more, imo.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

We need to talk about the ramifications of a Jeb Bush presidency more, imo.

2016?
- The GOP looks sane(r)
- He probably wins 2020 with or without COVID, though (there is a chance that a right-wing anti-lockdown splinter kills his campaign)
- GOP gains with educated minority voters, less so with WWC and blue-collar minority voters
- Considering how poorly Blunt did in Missouri (and how much Trump boosted rural turnout for the GOP), it's very likely that Jason Kander scalps Blunt (Jeb! is likely to under-run Trump by a few %, and Blunt only won by 3)
- Obamacare is likely dead though; hard to imagine McCain being spited into voting against its repeal

 

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- Bruce Wayne, President of the United States, 33 minutes after Qatari authorities refuse to release an American civilian accused of "moral degeneracy"​

 

[Meppo]

ZENTRUM nice call on a party name dude i swear we're the same people some times i was just thinking about the Zentrum

although I'm not sure how likely an American would be to use it as a party name considering the historical connotations

a bunch of Twitter Guys joining the party and calling on others to join it because it represents Catholics

- Bruce Wayne, President of the United States, 33 minutes after Qatari authorities refuse to release an American civilian accused of "moral degeneracy"​

I wonder how many tweets does "Bruce Wayne" have that are responses to vatniks or the Russian authorities

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

a bunch of Twitter Guys joining the party and calling on others to join it because it represents Catholics

That’s a better description than I could come up with

I wonder how many tweets does "Bruce Wayne" have that are responses to vatniks or the Russian authorities

More than the White House would care to admit.

 

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