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[Comrade Izaac]

what is your opinion of seth meyers

certified cringe bastard, to be frank

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

certified cringe bastard, to be frank

Fair point

IRRC he endorsed M4A? and it does seem the (proverbial) leash is looser than Fallon or *bleugh* Kimmel

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

"You know, I really do pity you people. Like, I have morals. Beliefs. A democratic mandate.

All you have is pathetic mewling into the void as your shambolic corpse of an ideology dies face down in the snow of Eastern Europe, the deserts of the American west, and at the ballot box."

 

[Comrade Izaac]

"You know, I really do pity you people. Like, I have morals. Beliefs. A democratic mandate.

All you have is pathetic mewling into the void as your shambolic corpse of an ideology dies face down in the snow of Eastern Europe, the deserts of the American west, and at the ballot box."

this quote is insane and it came from just some random Twitter leftist. another prime example of the idea that some of history's most talented and greatest thinkers have simply been lost to the grind of daily life under capitalism.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

this quote is insane and it came from just some random Twitter leftist. another prime example of the idea that some of history's most talented and greatest thinkers have simply been lost to the grind of daily life under capitalism.

the only upside is that we have a steady stream of access to just the best ways of phrasing any conceivable thought or opinion.

 

[Blackentheborg]

I, for one, am very happy with the new non-copyright-infringing name for who I assume is Bruce Wayne

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

I, for one, am very happy with the new non-copyright-infringing name for who I assume is Bruce Wayne

It's sort of a spin after I heard a right-wing conspiracy where Fetterman would quit and Shapiro would appoint his wife

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

A good reason to have Michigan go first is that it probably eliminates the likelihood that the party nominates geriatric people.

 

[Comrade Izaac]

A good reason to have Michigan go first is that it probably eliminates the likelihood that the party nominates geriatric people.

Governor Whitmer unironically probably goes dumb at something like bow shooting or spear throwing or spear fishing or smth. she has the build and personality type of the weird buff nerd that we likely all have at least one example of in our lives. very Kirsten Gillibrand or Jay Inslee

 

[Kaddeus]

this quote is insane and it came from just some random Twitter leftist. another prime example of the idea that some of history's most talented and greatest thinkers have simply been lost to the grind of daily life under capitalism.

I'm in a Twitter group chat with them and I'm 99% sure they're a liberal neocon who likes redistributive economic policy and Pax Americana equally

in other words, median NOVA and Maricopa County Democrat

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Analogy time

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Presidents of the United States of America:
2021-2026: Joe Biden (Democratic)

'20 (w. Kamala Harris) def. Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican)​

'24 (w. Kamala Harris) def. Ron DeSantis / Joni Ernst (Republican), Donald Trump / Marjorie Taylor Greene (Patriot)​

'26: Biden resigns from office after suffering a minor stroke caused by a collision in Cadillac One.​

2026-2027: Kamala Harris (Democratic)

'27: Veterans Affairs Secretary Pete Buttigieg is confirmed as Vice President.​

2029-2033: Joe Lombardo (Republican)

'28 (w. Tim Scott) def. Katie Hobbs / Ritchie Torres (Democratic), Madison Cawthorn / Matt Shea (Patriot)​

2033-2041: Michelle Wu (Democratic)

'32 (w. Andy Beshear) def. Joe Lombardo / Tim Scott (Republican)​

'36 (w. Andy Beshear) def. Andrew Garbarino / Vance Aloupis (Republican)​

2041-2045: Adin Ross (Republican)

'40 (w. Cliff Pirtle) def. Chasten Buttigieg / Marina Dimitrijevic (Democratic)​

2045-0000: Andy Beshear (Democratic)

'44 (w. Athena Salman) def. Adin Ross / Cliff Pirtle (Republican)​

Spoiler: With Offices

Presidents of the United States of America:
2021-2026: Former Vice President Joe Biden (Democratic)

'20 (w. California Senator Kamala Harris) def. Pres. Donald Trump / Vice Pres. Mike Pence (Republican)​

'24 (w. Vice President Kamala Harris) def. Gov. Ron DeSantis / Sen. Joni Ernst (Republican), Frm. Pres. Donald Trump / Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Patriot)​

'26: Biden resigns from office after suffering a minor stroke caused by a collision in Cadillac One.​

2026-2027: Vice President Kamala Harris (Democratic)

'27: Veterans Affairs Secretary Pete Buttigieg is confirmed as Vice President.​

2029-2033: Nevada Governor Joe Lombardo (Republican)

'28 (w. South Carolina Senator Tim Scott) def. Gov. Katie Hobbs / Rep. Ritchie Torres (Democratic), Frm. Rep. Madison Cawthorn / Frm. State Rep. Matt Shea (Patriot)​

2033-2041: Massachusetts Senator Michelle Wu (Democratic)

'32 (w. Frm. Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear) def. Pres. Joe Lombardo / Vice Pres. Tim Scott (Republican)​

'36 (w. Vice President Andy Beshear) def. Frm. Gov. Andrew Garbarino / Sen. Vance Aloupis (Republican)​

2041-2045: Streamer Adin Ross (Republican)

'40 (w. Former New Mexico Governor Cliff Pirtle) def. Sen. Chasten Buttigieg / Frm. Gov. Bee Nguyen (Democratic)​

2045-0000: Former Vice President Andy Beshear (Democratic)

'44 (w. Arizona Senator Athena Salman) def. Pres. Adin Ross / Vice Pres. Cliff Pirtle (Republican)​

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

"Ronald Reagan? The actor? Clay Aiken? The singer?"
- Remake of Back To The Future, released 2053

Presidents of the United States of America:
2021-2026: Joe Biden (Democratic)

'20 (w. Kamala Harris) def. Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican)​

'24 (w. Kamala Harris) def. Ron DeSantis / Joni Ernst (Republican), Donald Trump / Marjorie Taylor Greene (Patriot)​

2029-2031: Vance Aloupis (Republican)

'28 (w. John Thune) def. Pete Buttigieg / Ritchie Torres (Democratic), Omar Fateh / Lee Carter (Peace-Socialist Alternative)​

2031-2037: John Thune (Republican)

'32 (w. Jansen Owen) def. DeSean Jones / Katie Hobbs (Democratic)​

2037-2042: Pete Buttigieg (Democratic)

'36 (w. Levar Stoney) def. Jansen Owen / Victoria Spartz (Republican), Brace Belden / Mariah Parker (People's Alternative)​

'40 (w. Levar Stoney) def. Josh Hawley / Ebo Entsuah [replacing Wesley Hunt] (Republican)​

'41: House Majority Whip Marie Gluesenkamp Pérez is confirmed as Vice President.​

'42: Pete Buttigieg resigns from office after being indicted on conspiracy charges in the Cafe Milano Exchange scandals.​

2042-2045: Marie Gluesenkamp Pérez (Democratic)

'43: Former Governor Andy Beshear is confirmed as Vice President.​

2045-2049: Javon Price (Republican)

'44 (w. Michael Waltz) def. Marie Gluesenkamp Pérez / Edward Pollard (Democratic)​

2049-0000: Clay Aiken (Democratic)

'48 (w. Maxwell Frost) def. Javon Price / Michael Waltz (Republican), Jack McCain / Benji Backer (Independent)​

 

[Meppo]

'42: Pete Buttigieg resigns from office after being indicted on conspiracy charges in the Cafe Milano Exchange scandals.

ooooo that sounds wild

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

ooooo that sounds wild

Let's just say there's a reason why the GOP ends up nominating a one-term black Virginia senator instead of any of their then-frontrunners.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

honestly i'd write slice-of-life stories if it wasn't such a blatant self-insert

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

"Why did congressional progressives vote down emissions-cutting legislation?"
- The New York Times; September 29, 2037

"New boss, same as the old boss: Wayne's climate vanity project voted down again"
- Common Dreams; October 3, 2037

"Sources: Wayne 'enraged' at congressional progressives"
- CNN; October 7, 2037

"White House-Congress schism widens despite wins in off-year races"
- The Hill; November 4, 2037

"Green Society amendment felled by 'unholy' Justice Caucus-GOP effort"
- ABC News; November 10, 2037

"Fuck it, they want to sink this party? They're going down with the ship."
- Bruce Wayne (allegedly); November 11, 2037

"Report: Wayne plans to recruit over 100 primary challengers in '38 midterms"
- Politico; November 15, 2037

" ... so apparently Khanna, Bowman, Omar, and Jayapal are all on Wayne's shit-list ... "
- Hasan Piker on Twitch livestream; November 23, 2037

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[AceofShovels]

"Why did congressional progressives vote down emissions-cutting legislation?"
- The New York Times; September 29, 2037

"New boss, same as the old boss: Wayne's climate vanity project voted down again"
- Common Dreams; October 3, 2037

"Sources: Wayne 'enraged' at congressional progressives"
- CNN; October 7, 2037

"White House-Congress schism widens despite wins in off-year races"
- The Hill; November 4, 2037

"Green Society amendment felled by 'unholy' Justice Caucus-GOP effort"
- ABC News; November 10, 2037

"Fuck it, they want to sink this party? They're going down with the ship."
- Bruce Wayne (allegedly); November 11, 2037

"Report: Wayne plans to recruit over 100 primary challengers in '38 midterms"
- Politico; November 15, 2037

" ... so apparently Khanna, Bowman, Omar, and Jayapal are all on Wayne's shit-list ... "
- Hasan Piker on Twitch livestream; November 23, 2037

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What exactly is the flashpoint between Wayne and the Justice Caucus on climate? Does Wayne push for nuclear?

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

What exactly is the flashpoint between Wayne and the Justice Caucus on climate? Does Wayne push for nuclear?

Effectively yes. That, and Wayne wanted to expand a current pipeline to temporarily lower prices, but of course the Justice Caucus considers it "an affront to communities on the frontlines against climate change" because apparently what they really need is more climate change, isn't that right, Mr. Khanna?

 

[theflyingmgoose]

The most ambitious crossover event in history nobody wants. Will Bruce Wayne get into a Twitter war with tankies over it?

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

100% yes. That's before, during and after sending Seal Team 6 for Mr. Putin's "special relocation operation".