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Presidents of the United States:

2021-2025: Joe Biden (Democratic)
[Prior offices: U.S. Vice President (2009-17), Senator from Delaware (1973-2009)]
'20 (with Kamala Harris) def. Donald Trump / Mike Pence (Republican)​
'23: Beginning of the Long Recession​

2025-2026: Donald Trump Sr. (Republican)
[Prior offices: U.S. President (2017-21)]
'24 (with Greg Gianforte) def. Kamala Harris / Mark Kelly (Democratic), Justin Amash / Liz Cheney (Independent)​
'26: Death of Donald Trump during a visit to Manila​

2026-2029: Greg Gianforte (Republican)
[Prior offices: U.S. Vice President (2025-26), Montana Governor (2021-25)]

2029-2037: John Fetterman (Democratic)
[Prior offices: Senator from Pennsylvania (2023-29), Pennsylvania Lt. Governor (2019-23)]
'28 (with Lucy McBath) def. Greg Gianforte / Tommy Tuberville (Republican)​
'32 (with Lucy McBath) def. Katie Britt / Mike Garcia (Republican), Marjorie Taylor Greene / Mark Finchem (Patriot)​

2037-2041: Francis X. Suarez (Republican)
[Prior offices: Governor of Florida (2027-35), Mayor of Miami (2017-25)]
'36 (with B. Chance Saltzman) def. Lucy McBath / George "Geo" Saba (Democratic)​
'38: Binance collapses after the arrest of their corporate board​
'38: The Shanghai Stock Exchange collapses, kickstarting the Second Great Depression​
'39: The Metaverse Collapse begins, kickstarting the Second Great Depression​

2041-0000: Brendan Merritt (Democratic)
[Prior offices: Senator from Pennsylvania (2029-40), Vice-Chair of the DNC (2026-29), Chief of Staff to John Fetterman (2023-29)]
'40 (with Yvanna Cancela) def. Francis X. Suarez / B. Chance Saltzman (Republican)​

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Meppo said:
It horrifies me that the Metaverse was apparently popular enough that its collapse caused an entire great depression
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It's kind of based on Comrade Izaac's idea of Metaverse going bankrupt kicking off a recession, but just assume that the Suarez admin. did something bad with crypto too.

Besides, with Twitter dead, Mastodon and Co. all cannibalizing each other, TikTok shut down in the Western Hemisphere and Discord remaining ... not Twitter, Meta is the largest social media company by default.

or should i just retcon it to something like Shanghai terror attack blows the economy of the BRIC+ pact to pieces
 
allthepresidentsmen said:
It's kind of based on Comrade Izaac's idea of Metaverse going bankrupt kicking off a recession, but just assume that the Suarez admin. did something bad with crypto too.
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a big part of my thing was that Meta going under essentially exposed a huge amount of the underlying financial fraud that exists at the heights of American capital that they couldn't keep steady through a combination of taxpayer funding and dark money anymore, which is the thing that causes the crash more than anything.
 
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Senators of the 127th United States Congress, 2041-43
Alabama: Katie Britt (R, 2022), Randall Woodfin (D, 2038)
Alaska: Scott Kawasaki (D, 2026), Tiffany Zulkosky (D, 2040)
Arizona: Ruben Gallego (D, 2024), Athena Salman (D, 2040)
Arkansas: Tom Cotton (R, 2014), Leslie Rutledge (R, 2028)
California: Katie Porter (D, 2025), Alex Low (D, 2034)
Colorado: Jared Polis (D, 2026), Joe Neguse (D, 2029)
Connecticut: Erin Stewart (R, 2036), Treneé McGee (D, 2040)
Delaware: Lisa Blunt Rochester (D, 2024), Sarah McBride (D, 2026)
Florida: Jeanette Nunez (R, 2030), Michael Waltz (R, 2034)
Georgia: Jon Ossoff (D, 2020), Park Cannon (D, 2040)
Hawaii: Brian Schatz (D, 2012), Terez Amato (D, 2028)
Idaho: Priscilla Giddings (R, 2028), Lori Den Hartog (R, 2032)
Illinois: Lauren Underwood (D, 2026), Carlos Ramirez-Rosa (D, 2029)
Indiana: Jim Banks (R, 2024), Todd Rokita (R, 2034)
Iowa: Joni Ernst (R, 2014), Pat Grassley (R, 2026)
Kansas: Josh Svaty (D, 2038), Rui Xu (D, 2040)
Kentucky: Rand Paul (R, 2010), Daniel Cameron (R, 2026)
Louisiana: Julia Letlow (R, 2028), Heather Cloud (R, 2038)
Maine: Jared Golden (D, 2024), Stacey Brenner (D, 2026)
Maryland: Sarah K. Elfreth (D, 2024), Wes Moore (D, 2034)
Massachusetts: Ayanna Pressley (D, 2026), Michelle Wu (D, 2030)
Michigan: Mallory McMorrow (D, 2024), Gretchen Whitmer (D, 2032)
Minnesota: Peggy Flanagan (DFL, 2026), Dan Feehan (DFL, 2036)
Mississippi: Jansen Owen (R, 2036), Brandon Presley (D, 2038)
Missouri: Eric Schmitt (R, 2022), Lucas Kunce (D, 2040)
Montana: Tom Winter (D, 2026), Ryan Braxton Mitchell (R, 2036)
Nebraska: Don Bacon (R, 2030), Jane Kleeb (D, 2038)
Nevada: Greg Hafen II (R, 2034), Lisa Cano Burkhead (D, 2040)
New Hampshire: Chris Pappas (D, 2026), Rebecca Kwoka (D, 2040)
New Jersey: Andy Kim (D, 2032), Tom Kean Jr. (R, 2036)
New Mexico: Martin Heinrich (D, 2012), Gabriel Vasquez (D, 2032)
New York: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D, 2028), Pat Ryan (D, 2030)
North Carolina: Jeff Jackson (D, 2026), Chaz Beasley (D, 2040)
North Dakota: Kelly Armstrong (R, 2028), Claire Cory (R, 2036)
Ohio: Frank LaRose (R, 2036), Sam Lawrence (D, 2040)
Oklahoma: Markwayne Mullin (R, 2022), Markwayne Mullin (R, 2022)
Oregon: Shemia Fagan (D, 2028), Tobias Read (D, 2032)
Pennsylvania: Chris Deluzio (D, 2030), Joanna McClinton (D, 2040)
Rhode Island: Aaron Regunberg (D, 2032), Sandra Cano (D, 2036)
South Carolina: Tim Scott (R, 2013), Nancy Mace (R, 2026)
South Dakota: Paul TenHaken (R, 2026), Kristi Noem (R, 2028)
Tennessee: Bill Hagerty (R, 2020), Andy Ogles (R, 2030)
Texas: Ron Nirenberg (D, 2032), Dan Crenshaw (R, 2036)
Utah: Ben McAdams (D, 2038), Erin Mendenhall (D, 2040)
Vermont: Becca Balint (D, 2028), Zoraya Hightower (D/VP, 2030)
Virginia: Levar Stoney (D, 2026), Jennifer Carroll Foy (D, 2030)
Washington: Joe Nguyen (D, 2028), April Berg (D, 2030)
West Virginia: Alex Mooney (R, 2024), Caleb Hanna (R, 2032)
Wisconsin: Marina Dimitrijevic (D, 2028), Mandela Barnes (D, 2036)
Wyoming: Rachel Rodriguez-Williams (R, 2024), Odessa Oldham (R, 2032)
 
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allthepresidentsmen said:
Besides, with Twitter dead, Mastodon and Co. all cannibalizing each other, TikTok shut down in the Western Hemisphere and Discord remaining ... not Twitter, Meta is the largest social media company by default.
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the Russophone takeover of the Western social media industry

Comrade Izaac said:
a big part of my thing was that Meta going under essentially exposed a huge amount of the underlying financial fraud that exists at the heights of American capital that they couldn't keep steady through a combination of taxpayer funding and dark money anymore, which is the thing that causes the crash more than anything.
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okay that sounds a lot more sensible

I wonder how many congresscritters had to leave Congress after that one, and I wonder if Matt Taibbi played any role in that
 
Meppo said:
I wonder how many congresscritters had to leave Congress after that one, and I wonder if Matt Taibbi played any role in that
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Considering Taibbi was the one trying to push the Hunter Biden "scandal" he was probably defending the financial fraud
 
TheKennedyMachine said:
Gotta say, the Wayne Saga you got going on here is my favourite shit ever lol.

Definitely accurately captures where our political trajectory is going
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Thanks so much! Appreciate the appreciation.

Comrade Izaac said:
hence why he's a based individual. my moms is a faithful viewer of Oliver and u can literally watch his disillusion with his previous moderately liberal views happen in real time.
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what is your opinion of seth meyers
 
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