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Just taking the format isn't plaigarism right? @Comrade Izaac

2028 Democratic National Convention in Atlanta, Georgia
Date: August 2nd-6th, 2028
Nominees: Former Ambassador to the United Nations Pete Buttigieg of Maryland for President, incumbent Andy Beshear of Kentucky for Vice President
Chair: Sylvia Matthews Burwell of West Virginia
Keynote Speaker: Senator Peggy Flanagan of Minnesota
Other Candidates: Former Representative Matt Cartwright of Pennsylvania, incumbent Kamala Harris of California [dropped out]
2028 Election Results: Loss

2028 Democratic National Convention in San Antonio, Texas
Date: July 23rd-28th, 2032
Nominees: Speaker of the House Bruce Wayne of New York for President, Governor Jena Griswold of Colorado for Vice President
Chair: Stacey Abrams of Georgia
Keynote Speaker: Senator Michelle Wu of Massachusetts
Other Candidates (convention vote*): Governor London Breed of California, Governor Ron Nirenberg of Texas, Senator Jared Golden of Maine, Former NASA Administrator and '32 gubernatorial nominee Joan Higginbotham of North Carolina [write-in], Commentator S. E. Cupp of New York, Former Senator Tim Ryan of Ohio [write-in], Representative Don Davis of North Carolina
2032 Election Results: Victory

2036 Democratic National Convention in New Orleans, Louisiana
Date: July 18th-22nd, 2036
Nominees: Incumbents Bruce Wayne of New York and Jena Griswold of Colorado for President and Vice President
Chair: Jane Kleeb of Nebraska
Keynote Speaker: U.S. Agriculture Secretary Nakita Hemingway
Other Candidates: Former Representative Adam Kinzinger of Illinois, commentator and journalist Briahna Joy Gray of California
2036 Election Results: Victory

2040 Democratic National Convention in Metropark-Omaha-Caritas "Tri-City", Nebraska
Date: August 1st-5th, 2040
Nominees: Incumbent Jena Griswold of Colorado for President, Senator Park Cannon of Georgia for Vice President
Chair: Beto O'Rourke of Texas
Keynote Speaker: Senator Sam Lawrence of Ohio
Other Candidates: Governor Lucas Kunce of Missouri, Senator Jared Golden of Maine, Senator Zoraya Hightower of Vermont
2040 Election Results: Victory

*: Initial de facto nominee Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was severely injured in an assassination attempt and dropped out of the race on May 10, 2032.

 

[Comrade Izaac]

this format looks.... familiar for some reason

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

this format looks.... familiar for some reason

Yes, that is yours. I did change all the names though.

I'll credit you back.

it's a neat format alright?

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Well, Kim Jong is throwin' fits

See: Choson crisis, North Korean civil war

And the shuttle's on the fritz

A planned NASA mission to the moon is pushed back after the Cape Canaveral facility is found to be geographically compromised.

There's an intifada brewin' in the Gaza Strip

It's the middle east, need I say more?

Oh, the deficit's a-risin'

TIL: things cost money.

Half o' Europe hates my guts

Wayne finds like-minded allies in Keir Starmer, Annalena Baerbock (and later Ricarda Lang) and Robert Biedroń, but butts heads viciously with Ignacio Garriga and Ugo Bernalicis.

And industrial America is goin' bankrupt

As manufacturers automate or move to growing industrial nations like the East African Federation or Ukraine (@Kaddeus), the Steel Belt once again begins to rust away.

There is a great sense of urgency
We've got to squash the insurgency

Political violence has spiked in the 2030s, leading to various assassination attempts and increasing presence of anti-government militias.

My approval rating's in a dive!

From Jan. 2037 to Oct. 2038, Wayne's average approval falls from 63.1% to just 35.7%.

Hope it's not another year like 2-0-5

A leak investigation's got my White House in a snarl

White House staffers were investigated for intervention in various nominally-nonpartisan negotiations between the U.S. government and corporations such as SpaceX.

There's a spеcial prosecutor after my friend Karl

Deputy Chief of Staff Georgia Wallach was briefly indicted on perjury charges.

And our еnergy dependency has put me in a bind
Ah, don't worry about Alaska, it'll be just fine

A proposal to construct a nuclear power plant near Anchorage was hastily scrapped after studies indicated large risks of a Fukushima-esque meltdown.

My appointee was a big flop

Wayne was forced to withdraw his nomination of Douglas Bradshaw as UN Ambassador from a Democratic Senate after accusations of under-qualification and "chumocracy / kleptocracy".

The housing market is 'bout to pop
With record profits at the pump

I drive an SUV and take it in the rump

The financial meltdown faced by the fossil fuel industries has posed a huge challenge to the viability of traditional automobiles.

All of our jobs, gone overseas
Each week I make one dollar seventy-three

See above r.e. automation, etc.

From Katrina, FEMA, Gitmo, too

Superstorm Jethro led to massive floods across South Florida, forcing a hasty relocation of over 1.9 million civilians; notably, most of Miami was grouped within the South Florida Exclusion Zone, leading to the Evacuation of Miami.

The last thing I need now is the Avian Flu

A variant of the NiV-31 virus causes over 40,000 deaths within the year.

'Cause every problem in the world
Lands right here on my desk

Self-explanatory, that one.

I tried to get to Crawford
Even there, couldn't get no rest

Wayne is heckled repeatedly.

From pirates in Somalia
To that nut job in Iran
It's hard to rule the free world
But I'm doin' the best I can (Hard work)

Instability across the globe is its own Pandora's box.

With same-sex marriage, stem-cells
Scooter Libby, Tom DeLay
Here's hopin' the year 2-0-6
Brings a few more brighter days (Hah, say that again)

Again, it speaks for itself.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

@Walpurgisnacht and other readers of my thread. A conception for a Timeline in a Week would be covering Seven G7 Conferences, the hosts and there issues as well as problems the host has in question. You can have protests, world events and much more occur etc.

List of Heads of State of Group of Seven / Eight / Nine Host Countries
2030: Josh Hawley [Republican] (United States - Jacksonville G7)
2031: Marion Maréchal [Reconquête] (France - Lyons G7)
2032: Pierre Poilievre [Conservative] (Canada - Toronto G7)
2033: Wyatt Roy [LNP] (Australia - Melbourne G8)
2034: Keir Starmer [Labour] (United Kingdom - Newcastle upon Tyne G8)
2035: Annalena Baerbock [Green] (Germany - Bonn G8)
2036: Valentina Cuppi [Alliance] (Italy - Naples G8)
2037: Shun Otokita [Innovation] (Japan - Fukuoka G9)
2038: Bruce Wayne [Democratic] (United States - Denver G8)
2039: Robert Biedroń [Hope] (Poland - Kraków G9)

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THE 2038 G8 summit is a very good summation of the tragedy of the late Wayne administration.

I'm sure that the 49th president had planned to make the 2038 G9 the pièce de résistance of his foreign policy directive. A meeting of like-minded peers, cementing his greatest geopolitical achievement in the history books, so on.

What no one in 2036 expected was the full-scale meltdown that was Bruce Wayne's 6th year as President.

The assassination of the First Gentleman and Senator Porter, the War on Hate, the Creutzfeldt-Jakob outbreaks, the Kansas City bombings ... it all adds up.

Bruce Wayne had - unwisely - decided to simply outrun all his demons. With the country seemingly headed towards civil war, how could he not? Any leader worth their salt would never cut and run as their nation stared down brutal political crises and partisan violence. And so, he stayed.

Unfortunately, his sanity didn't exactly agree with that.

Allies and staffers noted a sharp dive in his sense of self-preservation around June. True, the 49th president had always had a streak of stubborn belligerence - the kind that saw him embroiled in petty feuds with irrelevant social media hacks and shout down lone hecklers. But this was ... something else. Overt intimidation, ignoring court rulings, unprecedented amounts of undue meddling ... had he lost his mind?

Then there was the public conduct. Again - rhetorical verboseness and interrogatory aggression was a mainstay of the Bruce Wayne Academy of Fucking Shit Up. This wasn't that. These were veiled and not-so-veiled threats. Offhand remarks to "extend" NATO's nuclear umbrella to rebelling Russian territories. Increasingly obscene-for-obscenity's-sake speeches.

The increasing-hostile press standoffs, the unnerving conversations with random dignitaries (the Swedish ambassador still vividly remembers him discussing the intricacies of an F-1 racecar and a fission bomb for 72 minutes before moving on), the alcoholism (we'll come back to this), it was all adding up.

And for a short time staff contemplated sending Vice President Griswold to Denver instead. But it would never quite materialize - Griswold was adamantly opposed to invoking the 25th Amendment (which would be the only way Wayne could be persuaded to drop out of the role) and the optics would resemble that of a coup.

And so the president set off for Denver. And oh boy ... where to start?

To start with, the protests. As liberal Colorado had become, a summit of the leading forbearers of the global liberal order draws its share of protestors and hecklers. While the "NAFO" fellas had organized a small supporting protest, it had effectively set the tone for the rest of the summit.

As unfortunate as the German chancellor being forced to detour thanks to a group of "traditionalist AuthCaths" blocking a road was, the day wasn't quite done yet.

At 17:31 MST (or 08:31 local time), explosions would rock both Pyongyang and the DMZ. While this would later be labeled as the beginning of the Chosŏn Crisis, there was no way for anyone outside of Best Korea TM to figure out if it was the beginning of a power struggle or some kind of attempted power play.

Day two would go ... worse.

Do you remember the alcoholism? Well, as it turns out, neither has Wayne.

White House staff were able to limit his access to alcohol; unfortunately for them, a random attendee had gifted the U.S. delegation a few cases of whiskey the day before, and the president found it only prudent that he consume an entire fucking case in one sitting.

An extremely inebriated Wayne stumbled onto a press podium at 9:34 in the morning, where he proceeded to give just about the worst speech of his lifetime - the impressions, dear lord, the impressions - before promptly collapsing to the ground.

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Just my attempt at this.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Presidents of the United States of America:
TL Start-2017: Barack Obama (Democratic)
2017-2025: Bernie Sanders (Democratic)
'16 (w. Amy Klobuchar) def. Donald Trump (Republican), Gary Johnson (Libertarian)
'20 (w. Amy Klobuchar) def. Mitt Romney (Republican), Donald Trump (Patriot)
2025-2033: Ben Sasse (Republican)
'24 (w. Nikki Haley) def. Cory Booker (Democratic), Donald Trump Jr. (Patriot)
'28 (w. Nikki Haley) def. Andrew Cuomo (Democratic)
2033-2037: Tulsi Gabbard (Democratic)
'32 (w. Ruben Gallego) def. Nikki Haley (Republican), Mark Cuban (Independent)
2037-2041: Kanye West (Republican)
'36 (w. Torren Ecker) def. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Democratic), Tulsi Gabbard (Green-Libertarian)
2041-2045: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Democratic)
'40 (w. Lucas Kunce) def. Kanye West (Republican), Tulsi Gabbard (Humanity First)
2045-2053: Lucas Kunce (Democratic)
'44 (w. Bee Nguyen) def. Charlie Kirk (Republican), Lee Carter (Humanity First), Kanye West (Birthday)
'48 (w. Bee Nguyen) def. Josh Revak (Republican), Jackson Hinkle (Humanity First)

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Credit to @True Grit for the idea.

Presidents of the United States of America:
2013-2021: Mitt Romney (Republican)
'12 (w. Paul Ryan) def. Barack Obama / Joe Biden (D)
'16 (w. Paul Ryan) def. Hillary Clinton / Tim Kaine (D)
2021-2027: Jason Kander † (Democratic)
'20 (w. Tulsi Gabbard) def. Paul Ryan / Nikki Haley (R)
'24 (w. Tulsi Gabbard) def. Marco Rubio / Ted Budd (R)
2027-2037: Tulsi Gabbard (Democratic)
'28 (w. Brian Schweitzer) def. Christine Drazan / John James (R)
'32 (w. Tim Ryan) def. Joe Kent / Savannah Maddox (R), Kelly Schultz / Mark Cuban (I)
2037-2041: Tim Ryan (Democratic)
'36 (w. Ruben Gallego) def. Paul Ryan / Candace Owens (R)

"THE DEFEAT OF Hillary Clinton had left Democrats stuck between a rock and a hard place - on one hand, it was apparent that so-called "diversity pick" candidates weren't favored; on the other hand, it showed that candidates could no longer rely on the Third Way orthodoxy pioneered by the likes of Bill Clinton and to a smaller extent Barack Obama.

What, then, could the Democrats do? They needed a figure able to provide a vision greater than the overheated centrism of the Clintons while not alienating the mythical blue-collar swing voters. Enter: Jason Kander.

An Afghanistan vet with progressive chops, fresh off a massive Senate upset against Republican heavyweight Roy Blunt, who better to rally the party faithful after the brutal Clinton-Warren fight in 2016?

And so it was - on April 23, 2019, Jason Kander would formally launch his presidential campaign in Kansas City."
- Edward-Isaac Dovere, 2020: The Soul of the Party

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[allthepresidentsmen]

Presidents of the United States of America:
2021-2029: Joe Biden (Democratic)
'20 (w. Kamala Harris) def. Donald Trump (R)
'24 (w. Kamala Harris) def. Ann Romney (R), Josh Hawley (P), Donald Trump Jr. (I/P)
2029-2037: John Fetterman (Democratic)
'28 (w. Jacky Rosen) def. Kevin Stitt (P), Ron DeSantis (R)
'32 (w. Jacky Rosen) def. Pat Grassley (R), Matt Gaetz (P)
2037-2045: Katie Porter (Democratic)
'36 (w. Wes Moore) def. John James (R), Julia Letlow (P)
'40 (w. Wes Moore) def. Tom Cotton (R), Charlie Kirk (P)
2045-2049: Kelly Armstrong (Republican)
'44 (w. Erin Stewart) def. Jon Ossoff (D), Jackson Hinkle (P), Carlos Ramirez-Rosa (NPP)

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

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[allthepresidentsmen]

Nominees: Incumbent Jena Griswold of Colorado for President, Senator Park Cannon of Georgia for Vice President
Chair: Beto O'Rourke of Texas
Keynote Speaker: Ohio Senator Sam Lawrence
Other Candidates: Governor Lucas Kunce of Missouri, Senator Jared Golden of Maine, Senator Zoraya Hightower of Vermont

A lot of this is based on @CanadianTory's mini-TL Madam President. So there.

• The biggest question going into the 2040 campaign season was whether Jena Griswold would seek a term of her own. Despite her best efforts and the numerous achievements of the preceding Wayne presidency, she was still VP to an administration with the worst "final two years" in modern history, and her name is still firmly anchored to his chaotic downfall.
• Adding to her headaches, Griswold's relationship with Wayne's inner circle has been lukewarm at best, with his closest allies viewing her as "Sunak-like" - sticking with the president when it was convenient and abandoning him only at the last moment. Some within the former President's inner circle viewed their once-faithful Vice President as a political has-been, a generic liability who would rather become the first president to lose renomination rather than retire in dignity. Ex-staffers not committed to seeing their mission through to the bitter end quickly began making calls to their preferred candidates.
• Fortunately for the DNC and the Democratic Party, there were definitely high-profile candidates on hand. Unfortunately, they had too many. While Wayne had learned from Barack Obama's missteps and spent much of his campaigning efforts on finding and cultivating new talent, this ultimately meant that far too many would-be candidates were fighting for control over the same campaign apparatus. There was also the fact that Wayne, who had been viewed as a likely kingmaker in any fractious Democratic primary by either public endorsement, financial backing, or by brokering backroom deals with their opponents, was no longer in a position of meaningful power within the party machine. With the only logical heir to the Wayne mantle shunned by its backers, the Wayne camp fell into confusion.
• Vermont Senator Zoraya Hightower is initially viewed as the heir to the movement of Bernie Sanders - both representing the state of Vermont as quasi-independents, with deep roots in local organizing and progressive causes, bucking the party's leadership whenever necessary, she checks off box after box for many of the voters who had voted for Sanders and organized for Wayne. Unfortunately for Hightower, her campaign organization, like Sanders, is chaotic and unready. While she enjoyed grassroots support (though her blue-collar appeal is lacking compared to the late Vermonter), many of her key staffers are ill-suited to running an organized national campaign, and soon staffers, campaign surrogates and the Senator herself are openly contradicting one another in public. Coming from a state that had last sent a Republican to the Senate in 2000 (and Jim Jeffords defected in 2001 anyways, so that was a bit of a moot point) also had an impact on her ability to fight competitive races on the national level. Intra-campaign rivalries and inner-circle controversies eventually wore her down, and she soon trailed Griswold and later several others by a sizable margin (though still doing better than Nina Turner, Matt Cartwright or Bill Bradley could have ever hoped).
• Georgia Governor Bee Nguyen, a darling of the left as a progressive Asian-American governor of a southern state (appreciating both her grassroots prowess and fundraising strength), opts out of joining the race. Publicly citing her pledge to serve out her second term as Governor, Nguyen confides to her team that the progressive vote could be easily split, and that her chances of victory in the primary and the general were far better in '44. Into the void steps Maine Senator Jared Golden. A centrist Third Way Democrat of old, Golden's bid is initially seen as a longshot, but the Senator's no-nonsense approach and conciliatory tone attracts something close to a grass-roots following. A storied history of feuds between him and congressional progressives lends further credence to his stature as a common-sense "quiet majority" choice. California Governor Evan Low, who had been prepping a presidential run since at least his first election as the state's chief executive in 2034, rakes in a lot of Bay Area cash for his campaign and an equal amount of quiet endorsements and backroom assurances, deterring Senator London Breed from her own bid. Well-spoken and openly gay, with a beautiful family and an even more beautiful head of hair, comparisons between the Governor and former President Bruce Wayne begin in earnest, partly fueled by opposition machinery determined to take him off the board. Before long, the governor of California is talked up as the fated reunifier between the various wings of the fractured Democratic Party. But the reality of Low's mixed record back home, including breaches of campaign funding rules, and his flirtation with political vanity projects bring up unpleasant memories of Andrew Yang and to a lesser degree Andrew Cuomo. With most people less than enthusiastic about backing a wishy-washy candidate, the campaign coffers dry up. Democrats continue to cycle through a lengthy list of seasonal candidates, including actor and liberal darling Dwayne Johnson, the long-reigning Texas Governor Ron Nirenberg, Agriculture Secretary Nakita Hemingway, Senators John Fetterman, Peggy Flanagan, Mallory McMorrow, Ruben Gallego, Rui Xu, Senate Majority Leader Jon Ossoff, Climate Corps Administrator Varshini Prakash, and even a draft effort for Associate Justice Lee Merritt. But none elicit the kind of continuous excitement, passion, or cash flow in the same way as Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, or Bruce Wayne did. Despite eight years in power and countless achievements, the party faithful remains disoriented and disgruntled by the fall of the party's one-time savior.
• Rounding out the field of candidates with an actual shot at the nomination was outgoing Missouri Governor Lucas Kunce. A fixture of the state's Democratic Party, Kunce had twice prevailed over Republicans Scott Fitzgerald and William Eigel in 2032 and 2036, modeling himself as a low-key, no-nonsense administrator, as opposed to other high-profile Democratic governors like Josh Shapiro and Ron Nirenberg. Having gone 6-1 in his political career, a number of Democratic operatives believed the Missourian to be exactly the right mix of progressive bona-fides and concillatory demeanor needed to keep the White House in Democratic arms. With term limits coming into effect and Democratic big-wigs desparing over having Griswold or Hightower as their nominee, Kunce caves (pulling a reverse Bullock and dropping out of the 2040 senate race) and officially throws his hat in the ring. Stacked with alumni from both his gubernatorial runs as well as Wayne's camp, Kunce rockets to the top of the polls within weeks.
• Jared Golden pumps most of his cash into New Hampshire, hoping that a win in the Granite State will catapult him to the top in Nevada and then the nomination. Unfortunately for all that donor cash, Golden efforts fail to elicit much enthusiasm from caucus goers, and ultimately divides the centrist vote between himself and Governor Kunce, handing Griswold a key victory, giving the President what later turns out to be much-needed momentum going into New Hampshire and Nevada. Hounded by the national media for the Muskie-esque flop, Golden argues that he's still in contention for the nomination. Even despite his defeat in South Carolina to Lucas Kunce and the race slimming down to a two-person contest, Golden opts to remain in the race through Super Tuesday, ultimately winning Maine and Idaho but little else. Kunce's surrogates accuse the Mainer of intentionally dividing the anti-Griswold vote in order to keep him in contention for the nomination in '44 or '48, further allowing the President to bypass the establishment pissfight and build up a sizable lead (as well as finally squeezing out Zoraya Hightower). Griswold's passionate advocacy for the environment, an increasingly important post-COVID issue for many Americans, proves enough to convince left-wing voters in the country that keeping the President in office is the best way to protect the reforms from the Wayne era. Governor Kunce's campaign, having scored victories in South Carolina, North Carolina, his native Missouri, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, Wisconsin, and Florida, is still well positioned to secure the nomination, but is damaged by a string of defeats in March. Pennsylvania becomes the make-or-break contest for both campaigns, with polls showing the race an even contest between Griswold and Kunce (with Golden down to the small teens). Although early returns suggest a hard-fought Kunce victory, and potentially fatally damaging Griswold's chances, his lead bleeds away as the night goes on, until Griswold finally takes the lead in the early hours. Thanks once again to the vote splitting efforts of Senator Golden, Griswold squeaks out a narrow, three-hundred-and-twenty-two vote win over her rival. Although Kunce stays in the race for another few weeks, winning only the South Dakota primary, the Democratic electorate finally begins to warm to the President (concerning statement, we know). Lucas Kunce, with donors withdrawing and polling numbers dipping into the low 20s, suspends his campaign and formally endorses Jena Griswold on May 3.

 

[iainbhx]

Yes, that is yours. I did change all the names though.

I'll credit you back.

it's a neat format alright?

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[allthepresidentsmen]

Maybe I'll add notes to this.

Presidents of the United States of America:
2017-2022: Donald Trump † (Republican)
(With Michael Flynn)

'16: def. Hillary Clinton / Tim Kaine (D)​

'20: def. Bernie Sanders / Karen Bass (D), Mark Cuban / David Jolly (I)​

'22: Death of Donald Trump.​

2022-2024: Michael Flynn (Republican)
(None, then with Mike Pence [2022-23] and Mike Lee [2023-24])

'24: Resignation of Michael Flynn.​

2024-2025: Mike Lee (Republican)
(None)
2025-2033: Gavin Newsom (People's Democratic)
(With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

'24: def. Michael Flynn / Ronny Jackson (Patriot Front), Mitt Romney / Peter Meijer (Republican), Mike Lee / Dave Smith (Libertarian)​

'25: The January 6th Washington, DC Attacks occur, killing Speaker Hakeem Jeffries and 130 others; beginning of the Second War on Terror​

'28: def. Matthew McConaughey / Andrew Yang (Innovation), Ben Sasse / Nikki Haley (Republican), Donald Trump Jr. / Tulsi Gabbard (Patriot Front)​

2033-2041: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (PDP)
(With Mary Peltola)

'32: def. Andrew Yang / Justin Amash (Win The Future), Charlie Kirk / Kyle Plotkin (Patriot Front)​

'36: def. Mary Peltola / Tim Miller (Win The Future), Nick Fuentes / Eddie Gallagher (Patriot Front)​

2041-2049: Michelle Wu (PDP)
(With Jon Ossoff)

'40: def. Cory Booker / Alex Low (Unity), Zoltan Istvan / various (Win The Future)​

'44: def. Beth Fukumoto / Pete Buttigieg (Unity), Brace Belden / Franklin Bynum (American Rebirth)​

2049-0000: True Kander (PDP)
(With Natalie Murdock)

'48: def. Brace Belden / Mauree Turner (American Rebirth), Ziad Ahmed / Chelsea Clinton (Unity)​

 

[Catalunya]

Maybe I'll add notes to this.

Presidents of the United States of America:
2017-2022: Donald Trump † (Republican)
(With Michael Flynn)

'16: def. Hillary Clinton / Tim Kaine (D)​

'20: def. Bernie Sanders / Karen Bass (D), Mark Cuban / David Jolly (I)​

'22: Death of Donald Trump.​

2022-2024: Michael Flynn (Republican)
(None, then with Mike Pence [2022-23] and Mike Lee [2023-24])

'24: Resignation of Michael Flynn.​

2024-2025: Mike Lee (Republican)
(None)
2025-2033: Gavin Newsom (People's Democratic)
(With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

'24: def. Michael Flynn / Ronny Jackson (Patriot Front), Mitt Romney / Peter Meijer (Republican), Mike Lee / Dave Smith (Libertarian)​

'25: The January 6th Washington, DC Attacks occur, killing Speaker Hakeem Jeffries and 130 others; beginning of the Second War on Terror​

'28: def. Matthew McConaughey / Andrew Yang (Innovation), Ben Sasse / Nikki Haley (Republican), Donald Trump Jr. / Tulsi Gabbard (Patriot Front)​

2033-2041: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (PDP)
(With Mary Peltola)

'32: def. Andrew Yang / Justin Amash (Win The Future), Charlie Kirk / Kyle Plotkin (Patriot Front)​

'36: def. Mary Peltola / Tim Miller (Win The Future), Nick Fuentes / Eddie Gallagher (Patriot Front)​

2041-2049: Michelle Wu (PDP)
(With Jon Ossoff)

'40: def. Cory Booker / Alex Low (Unity), Zoltan Istvan / various (Win The Future)​

'44: def. Beth Fukumoto / Pete Buttigieg (Unity), Braxton Mitchell / Ben Shapiro (American Rebirth)​

2049-0000: True Kander (PDP)
(With Natalie Murdock)

'48: def. Ziad Ahmed / Chelsea Clinton (Unity), Braxton Mitchell / Bristol Palin (American Rebirth)​

There truly is no force that can stop Newsom from falling upwards.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

There truly is no force that can stop Newsom from falling upwards.

That was my exact rationale.

Also changed the American Rebirth ticket to a more socialist flavor. Mostly to hint at the politics of America shifting increasingly leftward.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

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Five days out from the midterms, let's hope this pans out:
Fetterman +0.4
Laxalt +0.9 (or maybe higher? doesn't matter)
Warnock +1.1 (Runoff)
Kelly +1.9
Johnson +2.1
Vance +2.8
Budd +3.8
Hassan +5.4
Rubio +6.8
Murkowski +7.3 (against Tshibaka)
Grassley +9.5
Lee +11.8
Paul +14.4

 

[Walpurgisnacht]

True Kander

Retrospectively named as such after their assassination and the appearance of the First and Second False Kanders during the Time of Troubles.

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Retrospectively named as such after their assassination and the appearance of the First and Second False Kanders during the Time of Troubles.

would you believe that's Jason Kander's son's actual name

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

Since Jacob Frey looks remarkably similar to Rory Stewart and I saw an r/imaginaryelections post on a Boris-dominated authoritarian UK, here:

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[allthepresidentsmen]

Credit to @Kimkatya for the Bernie portrait.

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[Kimkatya]

Credit to @Kimkatya for the Bernie portrait.

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i prettied him up with movie magic