I present my list, which I call A Tale of Two Britains.
Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland (-1922)
Arthur Balfour (Conservative/Liberal Unionist majority, then Conservative-led Wartime Coalition, then Conservative majority) 1910-1919
1910: def. H. H. Asquith (Liberal), John Redmond (Irish Parliamentary) and Arthur Henderson (Labour)
"Bob's your uncle!"
Arthur Balfour would be known for being the Wartime Prime Minister, as he led Britain into World War One in 1913, which ended up a victory for the Allied Powers after nine long years, finally concluding in 1918. The victory over the Central Powers was deemed impossible by a lot of people thanks to President Champ Clark's declaration of war on Canada to annex it, but in the end America would be brought to its knees by both the war's rising unpopularity [leading to Clark's defeat in 1916] and Balfour secretly funding the Mexican republican uprising that would consume American troops.
Back in Britain, the news of Germany's capitulation led to widespread relief as the war was now finished. Balfour would announce his resignation early in the next year due to bad health and a wish to rest. His successor would receive a ticking time-box in Ireland...
Andrew Bonar Law (Conservative majority) 1919-1923
1920: def. David Lloyd George (Liberal), Arthur Griffith (Sinn Féin), Arthur Henderson (Labour) and Joseph Devlin (Irish Parliamentary)
"Never a Government of Reaction"
The Easter Uprising led to much bitter feelings in Ireland, and Sinn Féin rode those to sweep Ireland's seats, only leaving the IPP with seven seats. The Irish War of Independence would start shortly after that, which would end in 1922 with a compromise, namely Ireland independent, but parts of Ulster would be split off as "Northern Ireland" and still be within Britain. After a bloody civil war, the IRA accepted the Treaty.
Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (1922-1943)
David Lloyd George (Liberal-Labour coalition) 1923-1925
1923: def. Andrew Bonar Law (Conservative) and Ramsay MacDonald (Labour)
"A Fit Country for Heroes to Live In"
After 13 years of Conservative government consumed by war, they stood no chance. But who would replace them? The Liberals led by David Lloyd George, or Labour led by Ramsay MacDonald? In the end, it turned out neither as they had to accept a coalition to replace the Tories which narrowly held a plurality of seats. This coalition would implement what Lloyd George saw as the logical continuation of the "People's Budget" foiled by the House of Lords all those years ago. And once the Lords protested again, the Liberals and Labour joined forces to vote through a Parliament Bill that weakened the House of Lords permanently. This led to a barrage of protestations from right-wing newspapers and a narrow vote of no confidence brought down Lloyd George and his coalition barely after its two years anniversary.
Stanley Baldwin (Conservative majority) 1925-1930
1925: def. David Lloyd George (Liberal) and Ramsay MacDonald (Labour)
"The Locust Years"
The ministry of Stanley Baldwin started off with hope and ended in tragedy. Entering power with a comfortable majority and the Liberals and Labour reeling from defeat, the new Prime Minister, dubbing himself a "progressive Conservative", pushed ahead for reforms traditionally associated with the Liberals and in a move that received criticism from many backbenchers, he opened fire on the newspaper bosses that were increasingly turning against him for his reformist attitudes. In the end, Baldwin won the day, but his ministry would have its hopes and dreams of a reformist Conservative era die in 1929 as the Great Depression struck the world. Limping on for another year, the election result was inevitable. Or was it?
David Lloyd George (Liberal-Labour coalition, then Liberal majority) 1930-1941
1930: def. Stanley Baldwin (Conservative) and Philip Snowden (Labour)
1935: def. Noel Skelton (Conservative), Philip Snowden (Labour) and James Maxton (Independent Labour)
"We Shall Conquer Unemployment"
Once again, the anti-Conservative vote was splintered between the Liberals and Labour, and although the Conservatives were decidely second place this time around, DLG was denied a majority. Hence he had to go cap-in-hand to Snowden for another Lib-Lab coalition.
Philip Snowden was the most unideal Labour leader for the Liberals to coalition with, and in many ways he was to the right of Lloyd George, including on the very big issue of deficit spending. The Liberals ran in 1930 on "We Shall Conquer Unemployment", a proud declaration of deficit spending, while Snowden made waves in the first Lloyd George coalition for vocally advocating a balanced budget.
In the end, a deal was struck, and the 1930-1935 ministry would hold a balanced budget. This held back the recovery and made Snowden, the new Chancellor, a very unpopular man within the party. James Maxton first tried to challenge him but narrowly lost, so he eventually took the ILP out of Labour to run on its own in 1935. 1935 was a disaster for Labour. Many candidates tried to campaign well away from Snowden, with some even portraying themselves as "Lloyd George Labour", something the newspapers well mocked.
For the first time since 1906, the Liberals won an outright majority, and Lloyd George could have the final realisation of his People's Budget. In the end, Britain did come out of the Depression, but there was more concerning things going on. Lloyd George was pushing for an alliance with a certain German chap, and the Liberals ended up objecting to that and pushed him out in favour of Churchill, who was firmly pro keeping the alliance with France and certainly not allying with Germany.
Winston Churchill (Liberal majority, then "Loyal" Liberal-Labour Grand Coalition) 1941-1943
"This was their finest hour?"
The proud declarative Churchill of 1941 is a stark contrast to the broken man of four years later. By the time Churchill became PM, war was fast approaching and when Hitler agreed to a deal with President Murray to form the "Iron Pact", it was clear the world was going to burn. Canada fell in late 1941 [and guerrilla raids would persist until 1947] and it was wholly expected that Germany would conquer Europe while America deals with Europe's Pacific possessions.
Then Hitler died in a big explosion that decimated the Nazi leadership. Murray panicked and ordered troops to land in Britain and France to ensure they would not have the possibility of recovering and undermining America. France persisted while Churchill saw many Tories splinter to back the invading regime hoping to establish a new regime free of Churchill's radicalism. But on the other hand, many chose to rebrand themselves as "Loyal" Conservatives, sitting as a perfunctory "opposition". Churchill chose to bring Labour into his cabinet to back up his government which was then lacking a majority due to defections to the invading force ["traitors to Britain all of them!"]. The "Loyal" Government would persist based on Labour's strong loathing of America [due to their violent purge of the Socialists] and Churchill's tenaciousness.
But in the end, Murray saw the Republicans gain in the midterms as Americans grew tired of the war, and offered Churchill a deal, he would stay in his land and let Eisenhower establish a new regime in the south, and war would cease. As much as Churchill wished to fight on, reports from the front told him what he needed to know, fighting would only extinguish "free" Britain. So he signed it, putting his name in history as "The Man Who Divided Britain". Retreating to the capital of Manchester, he would spend the next two years in reclusion.
Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free...
First Speakers of the Republic of Britain (1943-1989) [South Britain]
Dwight D. Eisenhower (US Military Transitional Government) 1943-1945
"The Light of Freedom"
Eisenhower knew it was a challenge to establish a regime when the rump government was hardly that far away. One way he did so was by establishing a culture, that of "South British". Using connections to media corporations, he set out the plan to "Americanize" South Britain, being careful to not create a cultural backlash. In this, he could be argued to have succeeded, and the structure was firmly in place by the time the civilian government was allowed to take over.
Stanley Baldwin (Conservative majority) 1945-1947*
1945: def. Philip Noel-Baker (Progressive) and Stanley Holmes (Liberal)
"He Has Gone Home"
Nobody knows why Stanley Baldwin chose to co-operate with the American occupation. Perhaps he saw it as a fait-accompli after Churchill signed the Treaty of Coventry dividing Britain, and chose to represent where Bewdley was, namely in South Britain.
Nevertheless, he has gone down in history as the first First Speaker of the new Republic, despite objecting to the name and to the regime being republican. Defeating the Progressives which performed very well [to new President MacArthur's annoyance] and the rump Liberals, he was in ill health, greatly deaf and essentially served as a figurehead for the eager "New Republicans" to drag South Britain further and further away from its Northern counterpart. His death failed to prevent any of that. History has portrayed him very poorly overall, being the one who was in power when the Depression struck and later on becoming the figurehead for the new South-British regime.
Richard Butler (Conservative majority) 1947-1957
1948: def. Philip Rea (Liberal) and Philip Noel-Baker (Progressive)
1952: def. Walter Layton (Liberal) and Philip Noel-Baker (Progressive)
"Tear Up Your Ration Books!"
For those who are nostalgic for the days before Re-Unification, Richard "Rab" Butler is the First Speaker held in greatest regard by the oldest of them, the ones with vague recollections of pre-Coventry days. No wonder, Butler was the face of the New Consensus, namely that of a comfortable welfare state that did not step into socialism. His gradual abolishment of rationing [implemented by Lloyd George in 1939] finalised by his speech in 1954 which declared "tear up your ration books!", was greatly popular with the South-British.
Under his ministry, South-British socialism started to decline, partially due to the popularity of the Tories, but also partially due to MacArthur and the FBI pushing the scales for the Tories and Liberals [primarily the former]. Progressive candidates who saw great support at their rallies saw suspiciously-narrow defeats. When it came out in the 1990s that the Americans were pushing the scale in its "satellite regimes" including South Britain, this was merely another blow at the crumbling prestige of the United States.
Walter Layton (Liberal-Progressive coalition, then Liberal majority) 1957-1963
1956: def. Richard Butler (Conservative) and Hugh Gaitskell (Progressive)
1960: def. Derick Heathcoat-Amory (Conservative) and Stafford Cripps (Socialist)
"Looking Ahead"
Layton was a proud "Yellow Book Liberal", in fact he was one of those who participated in its creation. But in Butler's South Britain, that made him seemingly an unelectable radical. However, the death of MacArthur brought forth President Dewey, and Dewey regarded South Britain as a firm ally, so the vote tampering was relaxed. Hence the Tories lost and the Liberals... well, not exactly won. They had to go in coalition with the Progressives, now firmly under Hugh Gaitskell. The Layton-Gaitskell coalition implemented a public health insurance system that paled in comparison with the North British's NHS, but it was still greatly received by the voters. After the Progs, with Gaitskell's prodding, voted to merge with the Liberals, the hard-left [still around] protested and established the Socialist League, headed by elder figure Stafford Cripps.
The Socialist League was widely painted as "wanting to let Moscow run amok over our lands", and this along with Layton's popularity gave him a comfortable majority. Choosing to retire in 1963, he handed over to Tony Crosland.
Anthony Crosland (Liberal majority) 1963-1969
1964: def. Edward Heath (Conservative) and Michael Foot (Socialist)
"The Rule of Law"
Tony Crosland will go down in history as the only South-British FS who dubbed himself a "socialist". He was in many ways a relic of a past South Britain, one where socialism stood for reformism. A former Progressive, he joined the Liberals upon that party merging into it and was made the deputy before quickly becoming FS upon Layton's retirement. Crosland can be credited for many of the South-British welfare state that still lingers in the reunified country. Winning a landslide over Ted Heath's Conservatives and destroying Foot's Socialists, he got to work. His "Just Society" reforms are well-known, but his unceasingly pro-American foreign policy is also well-known, especially when it got South Britain plunged into the mess that was Guyana. Protests by the student left led to a growth of criticism of Crosland and also a growth of sentiment that there was a loss of law and order. And hence the Tories returned to power and wouldn't leave for quite a bit.
Keith Joseph (Conservative majority) 1969-1984
1968: def. Anthony Crosland (Liberal)
1972: def. Douglas Jay (Liberal)
1976: def. Douglas Jay (Liberal)
1980: def. Anthony Wedgwood Benn (Liberal)
"No Shortcuts to Utopia"
Out of South Britain's seven First Speakers, the one that has most defined "South Britain" was Keith Joseph. In the first totally-binary election to the South-British House of Representatives, with no parties apart from the Libs and Tories winning seats, he won a clear victory and got to work. A man of somewhat-shifting views, his eternal "white whale" was that of achieving a "social market economy" while cracking down on the unions and on "socialism" [which he constantly referred to the Liberals as].
First elected as a young fresh-faced moderate who promised "order" in contrast with the disorder of the Sixties, his first move was withdrawing from Guyana, which was accepted by President McGovern [who was already aiming at doing anyway]. His flagpole policy was one of building thousands of council houses by 1972 and to encourage the growth of owner-occupied housing, which won him applause and a comfortable re-election for his government in 1972.
The 1973-1977 term seemed to be set for a stable Conservative majority, then thanks to Joseph being heavily influenced by monetarists like Margaret Thatcher [who was his Chancellor from 1974 forth] there was a sharp reversal on the government's fiscal policy. There was to be a cut to government spending, which was broadly unpopular and led to criticism. But then the unions decided to go on strike, which ended up Joseph's salvation as he portrayed the unions as going against South Britain, and heavily implied that they wanted to re-unify Britain under the Soviets' heels. Hence after a long general strike, the unions ended up severely weakened.
The 1976 election was a bigger majority of confidence for Joseph as he cut further, slashed tax and put further limitations on to unions. The "Mad Monk", as his fellow Tories dubbed him as, seemed to be set to go on and on... And then the Liberals chose Anthony Wedgwood Benn. This young, charismatic moderate broke the mold of Liberals and was popular with the people. The 1980 election was close, but Joseph narrowly carried the day, but it resulted in more and more criticism. Clearly Joseph was not fit to lead. Shortly after implementing through a terribly-narrow vote the Social Market Economic Bill of 1984, he resigned as leader and as First Secretary months before the next election.
Ian Gilmour (Conservative majority) 1984-1985
"Britain Can Work"
Ian Gilmour was in no way a monetarist. In fact he was an One Nation conservative and a critic of Joseph's radical-monetarist policies. The bitterness of the Tory leadership election between him and Thatcher was clear and it hobbled the Tories. Up against Benn, the landslide was inevitable.
Anthony Wedgwood Benn (Liberal majority, then Liberal-Conservative-Green "Reunification Cabinet") 1985-1989
1984: def. Ian Gilmour (Conservative) and David Fleming & Jean Lambert (Green)
1988: def. Peter Walker (Conservative), David Fleming & Jean Lambert (Green), John Tyndall (Britain First) and Loveday Jenkin (Mebyon Kernow)
"It's Time"
South Britain's last First Secretary was the only one it produced that spent all his adulthood after Coventry. Heavily influenced by American thought and by the rising Third Way, Benn expected to win in 1980 but surprisingly didn't despite a strong swing towards his Liberals and a gain of seventy seats. Undaunted, he returned to Opposition and set out a plan to win 1984. One of his decisions was to explicitly promise to seek reunification. The establishment lambasted Benn for this, saying he was betraying moderation and going to the left, but this move was popular with the South British. They still saw the Northerners as fellow Britons, after all. Another commitment of his was joining the European Commission.
Winning a landslide, he went to Manchester to start the first of many negotiations with Prime Minister Brookes [the Benn-Brookes conferences] and in 1987 he felt it was surefire enough to happen so he announced that he was forming a "Reunification Cabinet", a cabinet to oversee the complex reunification. The Tories and Greens accepted the offer and joined him in South Britain's last government. Meanwhile, South Britain was approved into the EC in 1986 with mutual understanding that it would continue to the reunified Britain.
In 1989, the House of Commons of North Britain and House of Representatives of South Britain were co-opted into a much bigger House of Commons while the House of Lords was abolished in favour of expanding the South British Senate.
And did those feet in ancient time...
Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom of Great Britain (1943-1989) [North Britain]
Winston Churchill ("Loyal" Liberal-Labour Grand Coalition) 1943-1945*
"Now this is not the end..."
Churchill's final two years were pretty reclusive ones, only appearing to give short speeches imploring people keep up courage and never give up the dream of reuniting Britain. His death was expected, he looked much the worst for wear at his final speech. Many clamoured to replace the old man, but it would be his chosen successor who would seize the crown.
Gwilym Lloyd George ("Loyal" Liberal-Labour Grand Coalition, then Unionist minority) 1945-1947
"Making Bricks Without Straw"
In the turbulent dying era of the Churchill ministry, there was one person who rose and rose, before being finally appointed to the post of Foreign Secretary in the final reshuffle of Churchill's life. Gwilym Lloyd George navigated those waters well without losing any principles. As Prime Minister, he made the conscious decision to shift away from Labour and towards forming a clear "anti-socialist" alternative. The announcement that the "Loyal" Conservatives would merge with his Loyal Liberals to form the Unionist Party was a clear sign to Labour that Gwilym was not his father. In the end he decided to call an election in 1947 despite calls to suspend elections indefinitely until reunification. "He knew the outcome of the election before he called it, but he left power with honour, not grasping at it seeking to be a dictator" said his successor.
Fenner Brockway (Labour majority) 1947-1951*
1947: def. Gwilym Lloyd George (Unionist) and Archibald Sinclair (Liberal)
"Towards the Red Sunset"
Fenner Brockway was leader of the Labour Party and firmly held to the position that the Republic of Britain was a capitalist regime and one firmly under the American heel, and he called for the workers of that land to rise in revolution against their American overlords. Despite President MacArthur's fears, Brockway was never in the Soviets' payroll and indeed criticised them repeatedly, much to the displeasure of the more pro-Soviet faction which wished for a different foreign policy. Brockway's ministry was short, but it was radical and established many tenets of North British lives such as the National Health Service. A committed republican, he tried several times to get Labour to accept a republican platform pledging to rename the United Kingdom to the United Federation [ironically, this name would later be picked as a name for the now reunified Britain] and to abolish the monarchy and the House of Lords. In the end, none of that would come about and the monarchy would persist.
In MacArthur's eyes, Fenner Brockway was a dangerous Soviet radical who led a socialist country dangerously close to London, which was still a strong financial centre. So the authorisation for his assassination went ahead, and happened. One day while walking in Edinburgh, a bullet rang out and Brockway slumped over, dead. This created panic in the Labour Party.
Aneurin Bevan (Labour majority) 1951-1962*
1952: def. Anthony Eden (Unionist) and Archibald Sinclair (Liberal)
1957: def. Harold Macmillan (Unionist) and Jo Grimond (Liberal)
1959: def. Alec Douglas-Home (Unionist) and Jo Grimond (Liberal)
"Moderating, Modifying and Mitigating Diplomacy"
In the end, Bevan triumphed and became Prime Minister, a post he would hold for eleven years until his death. Bevan, despite having a very strong domestic performance, is primarily known for his foreign policy. He was the first Prime Minister to meet with a First Secretary [Rab Butler in 1953] and adopted [well, really continued] a position of non-alignedness, up to being one of the first signatories to the Non-Aligned Movement. When there was a stand-off between Dewey and Khrushchev in 1962, Bevan offered to be the moderator and successfully negotiated an agreement between the Americans and the Soviets to not fire nukes at each other.
The fifties is known as the decade of Nye Bevan, and for good reason as his Labour Party comfortably dominated politics with the Unionists and Liberals slowly chipping away at the titan. Which made it an unpleasant surprise when news came that he died on a plane back from Switzerland of a heart attack. The Labour Party would have to find a new leader...
Denis Healey (Labour majority) 1962-1968
1963: def. Alec Douglas-Home (Unionist) and Jo Grimond (Liberal)
"No government can produce an economic miracle."
And this time the Labour "Right" won. Denis Healey became Prime Minister. Despite fears, Healey did not reverse Bevan's foreign policy. He did however, oversee a warming of North British/American relations after 1965 with President Soapy Williams. This proved both a boon and a hindrance as left-wing critics lambasted him for cozying up to the bastion of capitalism while the Tories accused him of being unpatriotic. However, it aided him considerably as he could further relations with South Britain on a more equal ground, so to speak.
The economic recession in North Britain led to the people voting for a non-Labour government, the first one since 1947.
Maurice Macmillan (Unionist-Liberal coalition, then Unionist majority) 1968-1975
1968: def. Denis Healey (Labour) and Emlyn Hooson (Liberal)
1971: def. Denis Healey (Labour) and Emlyn Hooson (Liberal)
"Looking in Vain for Leadership"
Maurice Macmillan, despite being PM for twelve years and the first Unionist PM for twenty years, is utterly forgettable. While his Southern equivalent was lurching towards monetarism, Macmillan continued the consensus. But people will regard his time in office highly, for those were good times. The recovery was done by 1971 and the economy was back to good times, handing his Unionists a majority. Less hospitable to the Americans than Healey was, his ministry was nevertheless very much domestic focused.
The Macmillan-Joseph agreement worked out free travel to and from the two Britains, an important landmark in the history of North-South relations. However, this created controversy, the first and only real contentious thing in Macmillan's whole ministry, which led to his resignation after Parliament narrowly voted against it. It took everyone by surprise.
Michael Heseltine (Unionist majority) 1975-1976
"Never Feel Your Hand Clasped in Friendship"
Heseltine was the dark horse of the Unionist leadership election, and somehow managed to defeat much more experienced candidates. While the Party was scratching their heads about this, the new PM leapt into the fray with his idea of using the Non-Aligned Movement to assert itself as a genuine third force to the Americans and Soviets. A heated conference led to the NAM voting for his proposal. Returning home victorious, he found that the economy was now stagnating and the people was set to vote him out.
Barbara Castle (Labour majority) 1976-1981
1976: def. Michael Heseltine (Unionist)
"The Red Queen"
Castle's time as PM is one of missed possibilities. The economy just stagnated all through her time, despite attempts to rejuvenate it into recovering. Foreign policy on the other hand, was a considerable success as North Britain established strong ties to many African states.
But her time in power is known mainly for her failed attempt at reducing the power of trade unions and having her government undermined by a general strike. In Place of Strife was an intensely divisive issue even in the Labour Party, and ultimately led to Labour returning to Opposition after only a single term as the people voted Unionist.
Beata Brookes (Unionist majority, then Unionist-Labour-Green "Reunification Cabinet") 1981-1989
1981: def. Barbara Castle (Labour)
1985: def. John Prescott (Labour) and Tony Blair & Lesley Whittaker (Green)
1988: def. John Prescott (Labour), Tony Blair & Lesley Whittaker (Green) and Winnie Ewing & Rhodri Morgan (Alliance of Regions)
"The Iron Lady"
In both North and South, Brookes is a divisive figure. Her facing down of the unions and implementing stricter trade union legislation, as well as the closing of many coal mines, is something "northalgic" people grumble about as they genuinely believe Brookes "destroyed" the North. In the South, you'll find people who criticise her and Benn for agreeing to the unification, saying that the wealthier South now has to pay for the poorer North. However, you'll find people who celebrate her unification efforts and credit her with the "Great Boom" of the Nineties. What is clear is that she had a huge impact and her legacy will be debated for decades to come.
Elected in 1981 on a promise to deal with the unions, she implemented a tougher labour bill, tougher than In Place of Strife, and started closing down coal mines that were now essentially unprofitable, the general strike was expected and the government toughed it out until workers decided to go back to work after a long summer strike. She also cut taxes and spending on the whole, reducing government involvement.
What's less talked about is the fact she improved disability rights for North Britons and this carried over in the reunified Britain.
Her most lasting legacy is undoubtedly the reunification of Britain. When the pro-reunification Anthony Wedgwood Benn became First Secretary of South Britain, the two met and started a series of conferences to work out what would the reunited Britain look like. Mirroring Benn's "Reunification Cabinet", she brought Labour and the Greens into cabinet to ensure unity in the reunification phase.
In 1989, the House of Commons of North Britain and House of Representatives of South Britain were co-opted into a much bigger House of Commons while the House of Lords was abolished in favour of expanding the South British Senate.
Hail smiling morn, smiling morn...
First Ministers of the United Federation of Britain (1989-present)
Beata Brookes (Conservative and Unionist-Liberal-Labour-Green "Reunification Cabinet" then Unionist majority) 1989-1993
1989 [co-option]: def. Anthony Wedgwood Benn (Liberal), John Prescott (Labour), Tony Blair & Jean Lambert (Green) and Rhodri Morgan & Loveday Jenkin (Alliance of Regions)
1991: def. Anthony Wedgwood Benn (Liberal), John Prescott (Labour), Sara Parkin & David Icke (Green) and Rhodri Morgan & Margaret Ewing (Alliance of Regions)
"The Greatest Honour History Can Bestow..."
Many sacrifices had to be made on both sides to make the Reunification possible. The one that the anti-Brookes Tories mainly criticise her for is the agreement to abolish the monarchy. That went too far for them, and they insist it should have been a red line, that the Federation should have been a monarchy "like is traditional!". Those on the Eurosceptic left criticise the unification agreement for carrying over South Britain's membership of the European Council [later European Union] and argue for a referendum on it. But overall, the unification was and remains popular.
Brookes' post-unification ministry was focused on harmonising the laws as the two countries' laws were very distant as a result of fifty years of separation and growth of distinct political cultures. She stepped down in 1993 to great applause.
Neil Hamilton (Unionist majority) 1993-1995
"Hopeless. Utterly hopeless."
Brookes, as much as she was divisive, still carried a lot of respect. That was not true for her successor, Neil Hamilton. Hamilton was controversial even in the Tory Party, with many muttering "We should have elected Heseltine instead". The 1995 election was dominated by the cash-for-honours scandal that engulfed the Hamilton government, as it was alleged that they accepted bribes in exchange for honours to be bestowed. Hamilton would deny it until his dying days, but the people chose to vote against him. It helped that there was now an united alternative.
Shirley Williams (Liberal-Labour coalition) 1995-1997 [w/ Gordon Brown (Labour)]
1995: def. Neil Hamilton (Unionist) and Sara Parkin & David Icke (Green)
"Greater Hazards in Doing Nothing"
Shirley Williams, the first South-British person to become FM, was heading an unusual coalition. The Liberals were the party of the left in the former South Britain, while Labour was the same in the North. There were enough distrust of each other to prevent a merger, but there was not enough to prevent an "anti-Tory pact" where the Liberals would run only in the South and Labour the North. This ensured they could unite the voters and prevent any possibility of the hated Prime Minister clinging on.
Williams' ministry is mainly known for the revelation that the Americans were tampering with votes in satellites in the past, and despite a veiled apology from President Campbell, this merely added to the decline in American power in favour of Brazil. In the end, the Liberal-Labour deal fell apart and the government went back to the country and was voted out.
Michael Heseltine (Unionist majority) 1997-2004
1997: def. Gordon Brown (Labour), Shirley Williams (Liberal), Tony Blair (Green) and John Swinney (Alliance of Nations)
2001: def. Jeremy Corbyn (Liberal), Dennis Skinner (Labour) and Tony Blair (Green)
"Leaders Get the Credit and the Blame"
The unlikely comeback of Michael Heseltine, from upstart challenger who squandered away a possible win, to elder statesman who was turned to as a leader after Hamilton blew it and ultimately return to power, is a great tale of political resurrection.
As First Minister, Heseltine continued his old Non-Alignment foreign policy, which came at the right time as Brazil was rising in prominence in the world. Heading up an EU Commission, he managed to get a favourable trade deal with Brazil and struck up a good relationship with its President.
Re-elected handily over a split opposition, the second fall of Michael Heseltine would be due to health issues. Quietly announcing his retirement, he stepped down as MP at the next election.
Caroline Spelman (Unionist majority) 2004-2007
"Walking on Thin Ice"
Spelman's three-year ministry is often compared to Heseltine's first ministry, because it had such a little impact on the popular mind, but there was one very important thing that can be credited to her ministry, namely the approval of the environmentalist Treaty of Los Angeles, signed by Spelman and fellow EU areas, President Schneider of America and President Silva of Brazil, and Prime Minister Kumaraswamy of India, alongside other world leaders.
But despite this achievement to her name, she still lost 2007 due to the Liberals and Labour finally coming back together after 10 years.
Cherie Booth (Liberal-Labour coalition) 2007-2014 [w/ Jeremy Corbyn (Liberal)]
2007: def. Caroline Spelman (Unionist) and Charles Windsor (Green)
2011: def. Nick Bourne (Unionist) and Charles Windsor (Green)
"A Long Way in the Future"
Booth has gone down in history as the first socialist prime minister of all of Britain, which certainly has taken longer than some in the 1920s would have thought. Her ministry has shifted Britain to the left, most especially socially as she pushed to "drag Britain into the 21st century". On economic policies, she has clashed with Liberal leader Jeremy Corbyn, who is a Bennite through and through and opposes any move to "abolish" capitalism. Hence the Liberal-Labour budgets have to be carefully balanced to appease both Labour and Liberal. In the end, it was not anything that brought down the Booth ministry, but just the people growing tired with them.
Ruth Davidson (Unionist-Green coalition) 2014-present
2014: def. Cherie Booth & Jeremy Corbyn (Liberal-Labour) and Theresa May (Green)
"We need a much Bigger Conversation"
With Davidson, the Unionists return to an old habit, that of picking the darkest of dark horses and being surprised by it. Davidson is the first openly LGBT leader of a national party, and although there were rumbles of defections to the Christian Democrats, the voters and MPs chose to stick to their leader and present an united right-wing alternative to Liberal-Labour.
Theresa May's Greens did gain quite a bit thanks to her overtly-Christian rhetoric in the debates picking up social conservatives desperate for anything but Davidson, but they would be disappointed as once there was no majority, the "Turquoise Team" option shot right up to the top at the bidders and ended up being the resulting coalition.
The Coalition have cut back some spending on welfare, all but privatised the NHS by some people's standards, expanded environmentalist legislation, expanded LGBT rights [over the outcry of social conservatives] and generally has made the economy broadly better. But will the Tories win an outright majority or have enough for a renewed turquoise team next time, or will Labour under Tim Farron and the Liberals under Caroline Lucas win a majority and form their own government? And will the Christian Democrats ever win any seats?
All of that waits in 2019.