Biaggi’s Second Opium Den

[gentleman biaggi]

Ted Kennedy being Attorney General under a Stallone administration.

i could see him doing this LMFAO

 

[AnActualFam]

i could see him doing this LMFAO

Honestly same tbh, especially with the GOP ITTL almost never holding the Senate and House, the Reps might wanna go more C E N T R I S T in the cabinet.

 

[Qaz_plm]

“I am facing two Democrats in this election. If the nation progresses like this we will eventually have a one-party system and with that dictatorship. -Mike Huckabee - @gentleman biaggi , 2017

2005-2013: Lincoln Chafee / Ron Paul (Republican)
2004: Gary Hart (Democratic), Mike Huckabee (Constitution)
2008: The USA crushes Georgian sovereignty movements
2008: Barack Obama (Democratic)
2013-2017: Jim Webb / Nancy Pelsoi (American Voice)
2012: Gary Hart (Democratic), Mike Huckabee (Constitution)
2014: the USA claims the Maritimes
2017-: Lincoln Chafee / Jim Webb (American Voice)
2016: Gary Hart (Democratic), Tony Khan (Independent),Mike Huckabee (Constitution)
2020: Hunter S. Thompson (Democratic), Mike Huckabee (Constitution)
2022: The USA invades Canada

 

[gentleman biaggi]

the oj simpson case pisses me off that dude was so clearly innocent and the LAPD dragged his name through the mud for NOTHING

 

[gentleman biaggi]

who’s worse morally to be a fan of?: adolf hitler or post-2019 jpegmafia

 

[Comrade Izaac]

who’s worse morally to be a fan of?: adolf hitler or post-2019 jpegmafia

"Guess whose back" style movie where Jpegmafia wakes up in 1930s Berlin and become comedians

 

[gentleman biaggi]

Cross of Globalism
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1974-1978: Henry Howell (Independent Democratic)
1973 def. Miles Godwin (Republican)
1978-1982: Ira Lechner (Democratic)
1977 def. John Dalton (Republican)
1982-1986: Joe Canada Jr. (Republican)
1981 def. Chuck Robb (Democratic)
1986-1990: Pat Choate (Democratic)
1985 def. J. Marshall Coleman (Republican)
1990-1994: Jean Harris (Republican)
1989 def. Mary Sue Terry (Democratic)
1994-1998: Larry Sabato (Democratic)
1993 def. Douglas Wilder (Republican)

1977-1981: Adlai Stevenson III (Democratic)
1976 def. (with Terry Sanford) Ronald Reagan (Republican), Tom McCall (Third)
1981-1989: William E. Simon (Republican)
1980 def. (with Guy Vander Jagt) Adlai Stevenson III (Democratic), Eugene McCarthy (Third / Libertarian)
1984 def. (with Guy Vander Jagt) John Glenn (Democratic)
1989-1993: Guy Vander Jagt (Republican)
1988 def. (with Donald Rumsfeld) Dale Bumpers (Democratic)
1993-2001: Pat Choate (Democratic)
1992 def. (with Kathleen Brown) Guy Vander Jagt (Republican), James Gritz (Patriot)
1996 def. (with Kathleen Brown) Ron Paul (Republican / Patriot)

 

[Time Enough]

Cross of Globalism

Interesting, first facial hair having President since the 1900s. What gets Choate into joining the Democrats and what’s his administration like?

 

[OHC]

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1993-2001: Pat Choate (Democratic)
1992 def. (with Kathleen Brown) Guy Vander Jagt (Republican), James Gritz (Patriot)
1996 def. (with Kathleen Brown) Ron Paul (Republican / Patriot)

Iirc in the 80s Choate was a big critic of the Republican right's entanglement with the Moonies and accused the GOP of tailoring its environmental and trade policies to benefit the Rev Moon's investments - if there's a big scandal in that corner it could bring him to prominence

 

[gentleman biaggi]

the man in the high castle obviously sucks ass but a concept i think you could carry on is a weaker depression recovery leads to a loss in the cold war. perhaps al smith is elected over fdr and has smaller majorities due to catholicism, fails to recover much, and the US goes into WWII sort of already bruised. we still win of course, but the economy goes into recession (like many were expecting after WWII) and the soviets start gobbling up countries while the US keeps electing old righters until it inevitably collapses and gets replaced with a democratic socialist hybrid regime.

1933-1941: Al Smith (Democratic)
1932 def. (with Huey Long) Herbert Hoover (Republican), Norman Thomas (Socialist)
1936 def. (with Huey Long) Herbert Hoover (Republican), John Brinkley (People’s)
1941-1949: Roland Morris (Democratic)
1940 def. (with Carl Bailey) Thomas Dewey (Republican), Charles Lindbergh (America First)
1944 def. (with Carl Bailey) Joseph Bottum (Republican)
1949-1957: Howard Buffett (Republican)
1948 def. (with Everett Dirksen) Robert Moses (Democratic), Wayne Morse (Liberal)
1952 def. (with Everett Dirksen) Carl Bailey (Democratic), Harold Stassen (Liberal)
1957-1961: Norton Simon (Center)
1956 def. [backed by Northern “Free” Democratic-Liberal Pact] (with Brien McMahon) Thomas Werdel (Republican), Carmine DeSapio (Democratic), Vito Marcantonio (Radical)
1961-1969: Merritt B. Curtis (Republican)
1960 def. (with Ellis Berry) Norton Simon (Center), Earl Long (Democratic), Walter Reuther (Radical)
1964 def. (with Ellis Berry) Nelson Rockefeller (Center), Orval Faubus (Democratic), Gore Vidal (Radical)
1969-1969: Mark Hatfield (Center)
1968 def. [disputed] (with Michael Harrington leading “Blood Orange” coalition) Ellis Berry (Republican), Lester Maddox (Democratic), Quinten Burdick (Independent [Agrarian])
1969-1969: Edwin Walker (Military)
1969-1969: Scott Camil (Military leading Free Officers Movement)

1969-1975: Scott Camil (Free People’s)
1975-1987: Robert Zimmerman (Free People’s)
1975 def. Jesse Owens (Free Enterprise), Quinten Burdick (Agrarian), Bob Avakian (Occupying Officers), Hubert Humphrey (Miners)
1981 def. Bob Avakian (Occupying Officers), Buckshot Hoffner (Agrarian)
1987-1999: John Kerry (Occupy)
1987 def. Tom Hayden (Free People’s), George McGovern (Agrarian), Ron Dellums (League)
1993 def. Angela Davis (Free People’s-League), Hunter S. Thompson (Freak Power)

 

[gentleman biaggi]

Elected in 1972 in opposition to the New Left, Old Right, and everything in between, Lyndon LaRouche would represent America as its president. LaRouche’s presidency would be known for its many controversies and the backslide of the nation from the world’s proudest democracy to a dictatorship. LaRouche started off as a leftist, before forging an alliance with Washington senator Henry Jackson and being elected to the senate from New Hampshire. When Jackson, the last anti-McGovern warrior at the 1972 DNC was killed by a radical and the convention forced to reconvene, LaRouche was able to take control of the Democratic party, and upon the arrest of Spiro Agnew for corruption and drunken bombing of Gore Vidal’s congressional campaign, was narrowly elected president.

LaRouche ruled for nearly two and a half decades, doing so as a despot who fused together New Deal politics with the worst of American nationalism and pseudointellectualism. His time as president led to a marked split with the UK and a growing detente with the Soviet Union. It also led to brutal crackdowns on civil liberties, propping up allied dictatorships, and consistent crises. However, his time as president would end with the Haitian Genocide by the US-backed Dominican government, and the subsequent invasion and destruction of the USA by a revived Haiti, backed by many Latin American allies and the United Kingdom and China.


1973-1999: Lyndon LaRouche (Democratic)
1972 def. (with Walter Mondale) Richard Nixon (Republican), George Wallace (American), Ralph Nader (New)
1976 def. (with Walter Mondale) John Conlan (Republican)
1980 def. (with Thomas Moorer) Ronald Reagan (Republican)
1984 def. (with Larry McDonald) none
1988 def. (with James Bevel) none
1992 def. (with James Bevel) none
1996 def. (with Rick Bauman) none
1997: Overthrown by Haitian forces in Second American War


1999-2003: Eldridge Cleaver (Independent)
2003-2019: Maceo Cleaver (Independent leading Social Revival Alliance)
2008 def. Chuck Baldwin (America for the Americans)
2013 def. Ted Kennedy (Progressive Alliance), Elizabeth Warren (Union), Paul Volcker (Change!)
2019-0000: Patrick Kennedy (Progressive Alliance)
2018 def. Darren Woods (Truth & Opposition), Rahm Emanuel (Social Revival Alliance)

this is so ass

 

[Comrade Izaac]

Buckshot Hoffner

critically underrated charchter

 

[Comrade Izaac]

Buckshot Hoffner

 

[gentleman biaggi]

“guy who literally did japanese internment becoming known as one of the greatest historical defenders of civil liberties in american history” is an insane career arc but shoutout earl warren

 

[gentleman biaggi]

#LLFP #LLQP #LLPEW

 

[Comrade Izaac]

“guy who literally did japanese internment becoming known as one of the greatest historical defenders of civil liberties in american history” is an insane career arc but shoutout earl warren

still not as funny as the fact that America literally had a "Justice Burger" and a "Burger Court".

regardless, the fact that Earl Warren gets the credit he does and William O. Douglas gets jack shit is so infuriating.

 

[gentleman biaggi]

still not as funny as the fact that America literally had a "Justice Burger" and a "Burger Court".

regardless, the fact that Earl Warren gets the credit he does and William O. Douglas gets jack shit is so infuriating.

a klansman, an internment camp officer, and a liberal icon walk into a bar…

 

[Comrade Izaac]

a klansman, an internment camp officer, and a liberal icon walk into a bar…

1940s Democratic Party coalition

 

[gentleman biaggi]

part 1

 

[Alexander Helios]

we have zaire at home