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Lists of Heads of Government and Heads of State

The National Fiction

Kings and Queens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland (1837-1947)
Victoria (Hanover) 1837-1901
Edward VII (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) 1901-1910
George V (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) 1910-1936
Edward VIII (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) 1936-1943*
George VI (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) 1943-1952 [-1947]
Elizabeth II (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) 1952-present [never reigned]

Today, plates are laid out in Buckingham Palace for meals that will never be. Ceremonies are held every once in a while to announce the "arrival" of a monarch to their new palace, when nobody came. The nation sings God save the Queen, but the truth was that God did not save her.

Every day, the United Kingdom of Great Britain tries to deny what happened. It pretends that the Royal Family were never executed by Americans in a misguided nationalistic zeal against the "heirs of George the Tyrant". The brief republic, like the first one was in all but name, erased out of history.

To admit that the Royal Family is dead is to admit that the country failed, utterly. Hence this ghoulish fantasy is continued, that the Royal Family are still alive. The Royal Family unites the nation, unites Britain. They must do. Because the alternative is too horrifying to admit.

The Regent attends all important ceremonies, videos are faked, and there has been consultations with the Japanese about possibly "helping" the Royal Family appear to the people, with the first virtual presence of the Queen planned for the 2022 State Opening of Parliament.

The Queen is planned to 'pass away' on her 120th birthday, and her heir, named George after his grandfather, will take over as Britain's first completely fictional monarch. Many 'quirks' were developed for "George" to sell him as human, and he has a perfectly happy (but not too happy) family including two children which each has their own children. The heir to "George" is "Edward" who is hoped to take over as Edward IX after George VII 'passes away'.

The Royal Family has never died. They live on. Britain endures. It has to.
 
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1999: Following a verbal altercation with David Lynch over Lynch's portrayal of his parents in the movie Venus Descending Jack Mortensen decides to quit acting for an undetermined period of time.
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Surprised it didn’t lead David Lynch to be the Libertarian-Common Sense candidate for 2008. Also, love this.
 
Jerusalem

1997-2003: Tony Blair (Labour)
1997 (Majority) def. John Major (Conservative), Paddy Ashdown (Liberal Democrat)
1997 Scottish devolution referendum (Parliament): 76% YES, 24% NO
1997 Scottish devolution referendum (Taxation): 64% YES, 36% NO
1997 Welsh devolution referendum: 51% YES, 49% NO
2001 (Majority) def. John Redwood (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Liberal Democrat), Alex Salmond (SNP)
2003-2004: Robin Cook (Labour)
2004 Scottish independence referendum: 51% YES, 49% NO
2004-2005: Jack Straw (Labour)
2005-2012: John Redwood (Conservative)
2005 (Majority) def. Jack Straw (Labour), Simon Hughes (Liberal Democrat)
2009 (Majority) def. Charles Clarke (Labour), Simon Hughes (Liberal Democrat)
2012-2014: Robin Tilbrook (Conservative)
2014-2017: John Denham (Labour)
2014 (Majority) def. Robin Tilbrook (Conservative), Simon Hughes (Liberal Democrat)
2017-2022: Shabana Mahmood (Labour)
2018 (Majority) def. Paul Nuttall (Conservative), David Wildgoose (Liberal Democrat)
2022 (Majority) def. Paul Nuttall (Conservative), David Wildgoose (Liberal Democrat)
 
1970-1978: Ted Heath (Conservative)
1970 (Majority) def: Harold Wilson (Labour), Jeremy Thorpe (Liberal)
1974 (Majority) def: Harold Wilson (Labour), Jeremy Thorpe (Liberal)
1978-1985: Peter Shore (Labour)
1978 (Majority) def: Ted Heath (Conservative), John Pardoe (Liberal)
1982 (Majority) def: John Biffen (Conservative), Claire Brooks (Liberal)
1985-1991: Bryan Gould (Labour)
1986 (Majority) def: Timothy Riason (Conservative), Claire Brooks (Liberal), Jim Sillars (SNP)
1988 EC Referendum: Leave 43%, Stay 57%
1991-: Gloria Hooper (Conservative)
1991 (Majority) def: Bryan Gould (Labour), David Penhaligon (Liberal), Jim Sillars (SNP)
1993 Welsh Devolution Referendum : Devo 52%, Stay 48%
1993 Scottish Devolution Referendum: Devo 67%, Stay 33%
1994 Yorkshire Devolution Referendum : Devo 57%, Stay 43%
1995 (Majority) def: Derek Fatchett (Labour), David Penhaligon-Peg Alexander (Alliance), Margaret Ewing (SNP), ‘Lol’ Duffy-Valerie Wise (Socialist Labour)

Heathie boy gets his Majority, he smashes the Miners and turns Britain into something resembling a European Social Market system as he ensured that Britain becomes more and more integrated within the European Community. Of course Heath eventually crashes as Britain is hit by a pretty nasty recession. The Tories collapse and someone who is the complete polar opposite of Heath’s Government; a firm Keynesian, supporter of Trade Unions and a Eurosceptic is swept into office on a tide of Left Wing Populist Nationalism.

Shore for the most parts doesn’t change the Social Market system established by Heath, with his Chancellor deciding to just make it more Socialist instead. Trade Unions return from the brink, a national investment bank is created and Councils get more power. But the eternal question of Europe hangs over Shore and his attempts to deal with it are quashed by an increasingly Pro-European Cabinet.

Shore bows out in 85’ and Gould takes over with a reduced majority as the Liberals and SNP finally get a footing. Gould uses his position to bring about more radical change, due to not being weighed down by a small c conservatism of Shore. Local Government gets to Municipalise Services, the beginnings of the new ‘Internet Socialism’ plan takes off and increased rights for minorities are the major elements of Gould's vision. Gould’s plans are sullied by a worldwide recession which whilst Britain wasn’t hit badly by (thanks to new controls on the stock markets and banks) Britain did certainly feel.

Gould’s attempt to pin the blame on Europe and use it as an excuse to get out of the EC goes poorly, as a reformed Conservative party, Liberals and even fellow Labour MPs join the ‘Stay’ Campaign. The referendum fails and Gould spends the next three years trying to do as much as in can within EC rules. When 1991 comes many expect a Conservative Minority Government, Gould and his Reforms are popular and it seems that the Tories relatively fresh faced leader (having taken over after Aitken’s Fraud scandal) would have an uphill battle ahead of her.

But Hooper gains a majority of fourty on a message of One Nation, Pro-European Toryism as the message cuts through a population tired of Labour Governments. Hooper’s tenure is about turning Britain into European Federalised State. Devolution spreads across the nation, Britain joins the ERM (carefully, despite John Major’s protests about it’s potential) and a sense of Pan European Brotherhood effects all the major British parties. 1995 see’s Hooper’s Majority increase to about 60 seats as Labour collapses into infighting.

It’s 1997 and Hooper is proud of her accomplishments and is prepared for the final step, joining the single European Currency, the natural conclusion of the plans started by Heath all those years ago. But there’s a force bubbling in Europe, voices from the Right and Left united in one aim, to get Britain out of Europe.

The Reform Party has emerged as the vessel for this idea and it’s gained a spokesperson in the form of a former Labour Minister now turned TV host, David Owen who plans to take the country via storm...
 
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1988: Robert F. Kennedy stars in a Domino's Pizza commercial alongside Domino's mascot 'The Noid.' The commercial portrays a young pizza delivery driver rushing to outrun the Noid and deliver a pizza to a 'special customer' who is revealed at the end of the ad to be Robert F. Kennedy.

1989: Kenneth Lamar Noid assassinates Robert F. Kennedy outside his home in New York City over Kennedy's commercial relation the Domino's mascot 'The Noid' which Noid had falsely believed the ad campaign was a personal attack against himself.
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This sure is something.
 
Don't know about you all but I'm getting real tired of seeing stickers on lampposts saying the pandemic doesn't exist

Metastasis

2019-2026: Boris Johnson (Conservative)
2019 (Majority): Jeremy Corbyn (Labour), Nicola Sturgeon (SNP), Jo Swinson [defeated] (Liberal Democrats)
2023 (Majority): Keir Starmer (Labour), Nicola Sturgeon (SNP), Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats)
2026-2029: Rishi Sunak (Conservative)
2028 (Minority): Andy Burnham (Labour), Daisy Cooper (Liberal Democrats), Michael Matheson (SNP)
2029-2035: Andy Burnham (Labour)
2029 (Majority): Rishi Sunak (Conservative), Humza Yousaf (SNP), Daisy Cooper (Liberal Democrats)
2033 (Majority): Liz Truss (Conservative), Humza Yousaf (SNP), Daisy Cooper (Liberal Democrats), Nichola Mallon (Fianna Fáil)
2035-2038: Vaughan Gething (Labour majority)
2038-2043: Peter Fortune (Conservative)
2038 (Majority): Vaughan Gething (Labour), Matt Craven (Liberal Democrats), James Melville (White Rose)
2043 (Coalition with White Rose): Eli Aldridge (Labour), Alex Philipps (White Rose), Matt Craven [defeated] (Liberal Democrats)
2043-20__: Dehenna Davison (Conservative, in coalition with White Rose)

It started with the stickers. An inauspicious start, popping up on lampposts and noticeboards outside churchyards. "Staying human is more important than living in fear." "If their science worked, they wouldn’t need their propaganda." "The biggest scam in the history of the world." You could rip them down and they’d pop right back up. It simmered beneath the surface, ugly and waiting. A flash in the pan, perhaps. COVID came and COVID went, the Telegraph got its Freedom Day, and families hugged beside their Christmas trees. The Kappa variant, fresh out of Mali, caused a lot of undue panic in the new year. The stickers went back up and Facebook caught fire, just in case.

They delighted in the Labour leadership crisis, and roared when Starmer got his legal pad handed to him in 2023. The Scots voted to stay by a hair. And then Boris… left? Boris, King of the World, writer of poppy books and pockets stuffed with after dinner speaking cheques. The man who had taken them out of the EU and valiantly fought against the experts in SAGE with their lies and numbers. Don’t believe everything you read. You really think they only spend 0.7% of the budget on foreign aid? That’s not what Dan Wootton said on GB News. And what’s this about cancelling Last Night of the Proms? Go woke, go broke – no, it’s nothing to do with black mould at the Royal Albert Hall. It’s because they were going to play I Vow To Thee My Country. Don’t you dare kneel. I was at the march, yeah, but I wasn’t there when they killed that policeman.

Sunak vs. Patel wasn’t what they promised. Tax rises weren’t what they promised. How much does a pint cost these days anyway? Probably won’t even vote this time. There’s something about Sunak I don’t like.

Kneecap 'em and then up and at 'em, Andy. Can’t believe he let Khan be Foreign Secretary after the mess he left in London. World gone mad – did you hear they’re making all cars electric next year? Of course Labour squandered it all giving the Scots everything they wanted. The smug grin on Yousaf’s face at the signing of the Arthur’s Seat Agreement. Can’t stand that man – I’m getting tickets up to London for the March for Our Values, yeah. Up go the stickers. Traitors! Selling out real British people. I’m not condoning that guy who punched David Lammy but I’m sure he had it coming. Typical Labour, standing for nothing and nobody. Not for people like us. "Domestic terrorism" my arse. Heard on the radio that we got nothing for Eurovision again. Bloody typical. Between you and me, I don’t believe the mainstream media line about Bournemouth. Bit convenient the way the roof of the conference centre caved in, isn't it? It’s just a woke excuse to crack down on people again, the War Against Fun. An "insurgency"? You're having a laugh. I was going to buy one for my niece for Christmas, fly it around the park. I wasn’t going to stick dynamite on it for Christ’s sake. World gone mad.

The WHO claims there was something in the pack ice and we’re all locked down again. Can’t believe we were so stupid to let the Tories do it to us again. They’re all as bad as each other. I don’t know anyone who’s sweating, let us live our lives. The biggest scam in the history of the world. I saw that clip of Fortune at the G9 – what’s a deep fake? No, it’s real. I saw it. We’ve got to do something about it, everyone on Earful agrees. Hell, didn’t have a lot of time for Gary Barlow before he said that stuff on BPV about the kids. Staying human is more important than living in fear. We’ve got to do something about it. I want my country back. I want my country back. I want my country back.

Orpington should have been a wake-up call for the Tories about splitting the vote. They never listen. Fortune’s head for a coalition agreement, and we got our true believer in No. 10 in time for VE Day. We are the White Rose. We are your neighbours and your colleagues. Staying British is more important than living in fear.
 
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Don't know about you all but I'm getting real tired of seeing stickers on lampposts saying the pandemic doesn't exist

Metastasis

2019-2026: Boris Johnson (Conservative)
2019 (Majority): Jeremy Corbyn (Labour), Nicola Sturgeon (SNP), Jo Swinson [defeated] (Liberal Democrats)
2023 (Majority): Keir Starmer (Labour), Nicola Sturgeon (SNP), Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats)
2026-2029: Rishi Sunak (Conservative)
2028 (Minority): Andy Burnham (Labour), Daisy Cooper (Liberal Democrats), Michael Matheson (SNP)
2029-2035: Andy Burnham (Labour)
2029 (Majority): Rishi Sunak (Conservative), Humza Yousaf (SNP), Daisy Cooper (Liberal Democrats)
2033 (Majority): Liz Truss (Conservative), Humza Yousaf (SNP), Daisy Cooper (Liberal Democrats), Nichola Mallon (Fianna Fáil)
2035-2038: Vaughan Gething (Labour majority)
2038-2043: Peter Fortune (Conservative)
2038 (Majority): Vaughan Gething (Labour), Matt Craven (Liberal Democrats), James Melville (White Rose)
2043 (Coalition with White Rose): Eli Aldridge (Labour), Alex Philipps (White Rose), Matt Craven [defeated] (Liberal Democrats)
2043-20__: Dehenna Davidson (Conservative, in coalition with White Rose)

It started with the stickers. An inauspicious start, popping up on lampposts and noticeboards outside churchyards. "Staying human is more important than living in fear." "If their science worked, they wouldn’t need their propaganda." "The biggest scam in the history of the world." You could rip them down and they’d pop right back up. It simmered beneath the surface, ugly and waiting. A flash in the pan, perhaps. COVID came and COVID went, the Telegraph got its Freedom Day, and families hugged beside their Christmas trees. The Kappa variant, fresh out of Mali, caused a lot of undue panic in the new year. The stickers went back up and Facebook caught fire, just in case.

They delighted in the Labour leadership crisis, and roared when Starmer got his legal pad handed to him in 2023. The Scots voted to stay by a hair. And then Boris… left? Boris, King of the World, writer of poppy books and pockets stuffed with after dinner speaking cheques. The man who had taken them out of the EU and valiantly fought against the experts in SAGE with their lies and numbers. Don’t believe everything you read. You really think they only spend 0.7% of the budget on foreign aid? That’s not what Dan Wootton said on GB News. And what’s this about cancelling Last Night of the Proms? Go woke, go broke – no, it’s nothing to do with black mould at the Royal Albert Hall. It’s because they were going to play I Vow To Thee My Country. Don’t you dare kneel. I was at the march, yeah, but I wasn’t there when they killed that policeman.

Sunak vs. Patel wasn’t what was promised. Tax rises weren’t what was promised. How much does a pint cost these days anyway? Probably won’t even vote this time. There’s something about Sunak I don’t like.

Kneecap 'em and then up and at 'em, Andy. Can’t believe he let Khan be Foreign Secretary after the mess he left in London. World gone mad – did you hear they’re making all cars electric next year? Of course Labour squandered it all giving the Scots everything they wanted. The smug grin on Yousaf’s face at the signing of the Arthur’s Seat Agreement. Can’t stand that man – I’m getting tickets up to London for the March for Our Values, yeah. Up go the stickers. Traitors! Selling out real British people. I’m not condoning that guy who punched David Lammy but I’m sure he had it coming. Typical Labour, standing for nothing and nobody. Not for people like us. "Domestic terrorism" my arse. Heard on the radio that we got nothing for Eurovision again. Bloody typical. Between you and me, I don’t believe the mainstream media line about Bournemouth. Bit convenient the way the roof of the conference centre caved in, isn't it? It’s just a woke excuse to crack down on people again, the War Against Fun. An "insurgency"? You're having a laugh. I was going to buy one for my niece for Christmas, fly it around the park. I wasn’t going to stick dynamite on it for Christ’s sake. World gone mad.

The WHO claims there was something in the pack ice and we’re all locked down again. Can’t believe we were so stupid to let the Tories do it to us again. They’re all as bad as each other. I don’t know anyone who’s sweating, let us live our lives. The biggest scam in the history of the world. I saw that clip of Fortune at the G9 – what’s a deep fake? No, it’s real. I saw it. We’ve got to do something about it, everyone on Earful agrees. Hell, didn’t have a lot of time for Gary Barlow before he said that stuff on BPV about the kids. Staying human is more important than living in fear. We’ve got to do something about it. I want my country back. I want my country back. I want my country back.

Orpington should have been a wake-up call for the Tories about splitting the vote. They never listen. Fortune’s head for a coalition agreement, and we got our true believer in No. 10 in time for VE Day. We are the White Rose. We are your neighbours and your colleagues. Staying British is more important than living in fear.
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It alarms me how real this feels
 
iupius said:
Orpington should have been a wake-up call for the Tories about splitting the vote. They never listen. Fortune’s head for a coalition agreement, and we got our true believer in No. 10 in time for VE Day. We are the White Rose. We are your neighbours and your colleagues. Staying British is more important than living in fear.
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Gods, this is poetic and chilling. I am in love
 
The Outfit

1913-1913: Theodore Roosevelt (Progressive)
1912 (with John Burke) def. Woodrow Wilson (Democratic), William Howard Taft (Republican)
1913-1914: Theodore Roosevelt (Republican)
1914-1915: Theodore Roosevelt (Nationalist)
1915-1917: John Burke (Democratic)
1917-1921: William Randolph Hearst (Democratic)
1916 (with William Gibbs McAdoo) def. Newton D. Baker (Nationalist), Hiram Johnson (Progressive), Charles W. Fairbanks (Republican)
1921-1921: Herbert Hoover (Progressive)
1920 (with Leonard Wood) def. William Randolph Hearst (Democratic), Eugene V. Debs (Socialist)
1921-1929: Herbert Hoover (Republican)
1924 (with Leonard Wood) def. William Randolph Hearst (Independence), Al Smith (Democratic), Bill Haywood (Socialist)
1929-1932: Hanford MacNider (Republican)
1928 (with Charles G. Dawes) def. Theodore G. Bilbo (Democratic), William Randolph Hearst (Independence), Joseph James Ettor (Socialist), Al Smith (Progressive)
1932-1933: Charles G. Dawes (Republican)
1932; electoral results partially destroyed during 1933 coup d'etat
1933-1933: Douglas MacArthur (Nonpartisan)
1933-1937: Henry L. Stimson (Republican)
1932; officially certified by military analysts (vacant) def. Kap Kubli (Democratic), Frank Little (Socialist)
1937-0000: Al Capone (Socialist)
1936 (with Frank Spector) def. Henry L. Stimson (Republican), Charles G. Dawes (Liberal), various Democratic candidates
 
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A Very British Coup Or, Doing Fictional Names Is Hard, How Did Moth Ever Do It?

1978-1985: Shirley Brown (Conservative)
1978 (Majority) def: Jim Clarke (Labour), Jeremy MacTavish (Liberal)
1982 (Majority) def: Nigel McCloskey (Labour), Jeremy MacTavish-Anthony Llewellyn Jones (Liberal-SDP Alliance)
1985-1988: Thomas Andrews (Conservative)
1986 (Coalition with SDP) def: Nigel McCloskey (Labour), Jeremy MacTavish-Claire Perkins (Liberal-SDP Alliance), Anthony Llewellyn Jones (SDP)
1988-1989: Harry Perkins (Labour)
1988 (Majority) def: Thomas Andrews (Conservative-SDP Alliance), Donald Sumpter (Democrats)
1989-1996: Lawrence Wainwright (Labour)
1992 (Majority) def: Reginald Thorpe (Conservative), Donald Sumpter (Liberal Democrats), Anthony Llewellyn Jones (Reform)
1996-: Sir Simon Kerslake (Conservative)
1996 (Majority) def: Lawrence Wainwright (Labour), Alex Norwood (Liberal Democrats), Michael Murray (Socialist Alliance)
 
Worst year of my life

15 July 2016 - Retired General Michael Flynn is named as Donald Trump's running mate.

1 February 2017 - Senator Joe Manchin is confirmed as Secretary of State. Governor Jim Justice appoints Democratic St. Senator Richard Ojeda to the seat.

13 February 2017 - Vice President Flynn is impeached for lying to the government and being an unregistered foreign agent. He is narrowly acquitted by the Senate. Trump withdraws Neil Gorsuch's nomination for the Supreme Court and replaces him with billionaire Peter Thiel.

10 November 2017 - President Trump is severely injured while visiting the ASEAN summit in the Philippines. He was shot by a member of ISIS.

November 2017 - Cabinet members debate on the stability of the president's condition but are unable to get a majority of cabinet members to support invoking the 25th Amendment.

October 2018 - A series of mail bombing attacks kill former presidents Obama and Clinton along with a number of other politicians, businessmen, and actors. The cabinet unsuccessfully attempts to invoke the 25th Amendment.

November 2018 - The midterms end up being a landslide for The Democrats with Beto beating Cruz

January 2019 - In her first act as speaker, Nancy Pelosi introduces articles of impeachment for inspiring the terrorist attacks of Cesar Sayoc.

February 2019 - President Trump is impeached for inciting violence

March 2019 - Mayor Bill de Blasio is killed by a man linked to the QAnon movement.

October 2019 - Senator Bernie Sanders dies of a heart attack.

January 2020 - The US assassinates General Soleimani and subsequently bombs 52 Iranian cultural sites

February 2020 - Senator Ojeba wins the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries but Amy Klobuchar wins the SC one due to the endorsement of Jim Clyburn
March 2020 - Covid hits and woo boy things get bad

April 2020 - Most states enter lockdown but Flynn's inaction on covid and the War In Iran make him even more unpopular

May 2020 - A certain thing makes Klobuchar drop out leaving Ojeba the presumptive nominee

September 2020 - President Flynn dies of covid

October 2020 - Gretchen Whitmer is assassinated by a paramilitary group

November 2020 - Ojeba wins the Presidential election

January 2021 - an attempted coup by Qanon believers leave 15 dead,including Senater Mitt Romney.President Gingrich for basically cheering the coupers on.

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2017-2020: Donald Trump/Michael Flynn (Republican)
2016: Hilary Clinton/Tim Kaine(Democratic)
2020-2020: Michael Flynn/Vacant (Republican)
2020-2020: Michael Flynn/Newt Gingrich(Republican) †
2020-2020: Newt Gingrich/Vacant(Republican)
2020-2021: Newt Gingrich/Ivanka Trump(Republican)
2021-2021: Ivanka Trump/Vacant(Republican)
2021-: Richard Ojeda/Keisha Lance Bottoms(Democratic)
2020: Newt Gingrich/Ivanka Trump (Republican)
 
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