Blackentheborg
Dennis Skinner's molotov
- Location
- Grand Hotel Abyss
- Pronouns
- He/Him
> Speaker vote continues to drag on
> Matt Gaetz runs, loses one ballot, announces he's dropping out
> Byron Donalds and Tom Emmer are met with a resounding "who tf are you lmao"
> Briefly all try and grant McHenry extend powers but he quits
> Congressional freshman Guy Reschenthaler is now acting speaker, has no idea what he's doing
> Clay Higgins punches Brian Fitzpatrick
> Shutdown day arrives
> Still no speaker
> Gaetz faction now trying to derail potential quorums to get the DoJ disbanded
> GOP meet in secret with Jefferies and beg him to get Dems to nominate some nobody the moderates can rally behind
> Jefferies tells them to go fuck themselves
> AOC eats an entire pint of Ben and Jerrys on Instagram Live while talking about the incoming shutdown
> AIPAC accuses GOP of being antisemitic for preventing Israel aide packages from being confirmed
> tfw your opponents cripple themselves and give you an excuse to stop funding the 2nd Nakba
> tfw you have carte blanche to pass your actually leftist policy points via executive orders
> tfw the malarky was all according to plan
> Matt Gaetz runs, loses one ballot, announces he's dropping out
> Byron Donalds and Tom Emmer are met with a resounding "who tf are you lmao"
> Briefly all try and grant McHenry extend powers but he quits
> Congressional freshman Guy Reschenthaler is now acting speaker, has no idea what he's doing
> Clay Higgins punches Brian Fitzpatrick
> Shutdown day arrives
> Still no speaker
> Gaetz faction now trying to derail potential quorums to get the DoJ disbanded
> GOP meet in secret with Jefferies and beg him to get Dems to nominate some nobody the moderates can rally behind
> Jefferies tells them to go fuck themselves
> AOC eats an entire pint of Ben and Jerrys on Instagram Live while talking about the incoming shutdown
> AIPAC accuses GOP of being antisemitic for preventing Israel aide packages from being confirmed
> tfw your opponents cripple themselves and give you an excuse to stop funding the 2nd Nakba
> tfw you have carte blanche to pass your actually leftist policy points via executive orders
> tfw the malarky was all according to plan
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