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This response has been stuck in my mind ever since I read it several days ago, as it perfectly describes the unique…dread I also feel reading about such scenarios, and after some thinking I believe I might be able to articulate why that discomforts me so, as it does you.

Germany is, particularly in a world where 1918-1945 never happened, always a major power, and seeing a semi-authoritarian Germany enshrined means democracy cannot be unquestionably dominant in Europe-and its worldwide position is probably far weaker, especially since it implies the model of "vaguely democratic monarchy" has not been discredited nearly as much as OTL.


But also, seeing an undemocratic, authoritarian (but not totalitarian or nightmarish) Germany seems to impinge on some theodicy buried in our hearts. For all the tragedy and evil of Germany's 20th century history, Hohenzollern monarchy and their kind of authoritarian rule has at least decisively been burnt out of the German body politic, and the country is a unified, consolidated democracy, one with some flaws but not with the besetting sins of Bismarckian or Wilhelmine Germany. Scenarios like the one above remove that sense of redemption that is the only comfort we can take from 20th century German history. They force us to confront what such a country, and such a world, would look like-where the present is unquestionably worse than ours but one with a far kinder past, such that one cannot with an untroubled conscience prefer our world to theirs. We are supposed to resist the temptation to judge timelines by a narrow standard of "better or worse than OTL", but these scenarios make that nearly impossible, inflaming our passions and perhaps showing how much the idea of "the world, but done right", still animates us, provoking some of the confusion when it falls apart here.

A modern, authoritarian Germany for us, is through the looking glass, in the worst and most uncanny sense.
I think it's very underrated how the German revolution of 1918 is as important as the October Revolution the previous year in the precedent it sets. In how traditional monarchies and empires can collapse and what can replace them, and the idea that social democracy can both show teeth and actually be stewards away from authoritarian rule. And in a world without that, yes, authoritarian monarchies are probably far more durable. Probably something to be said for how the Nazis killed that traditionalist authoritarian body politic by co-opting it and then leading Germany off a cliff.

I didn't imagine German history as being quite as bleak ITTL. The powers of the monarchy were greatly curtailed in the late 1930s as Germany choked on the colonial spoils it won in the Western War of 1926-31; and it became clear that either the SPD could be allowed to form government with their leftist allies or the general strike would escalate into full-blown revolution. The Reichstag chooses the Chancellor and their government now, and as implied there was a SPD-led coalition in the late 2000s. But there has been a significant amount of democratic backsliding since Lasker took office in 2009.
 
I think it's very underrated how the German revolution of 1918 is as important as the October Revolution the previous year in the precedent it sets. In how traditional monarchies and empires can collapse and what can replace them, and the idea that social democracy can both show teeth and actually be stewards away from authoritarian rule. And in a world without that, yes, authoritarian monarchies are probably far more durable. Probably something to be said for how the Nazis killed that traditionalist authoritarian body politic by co-opting it and then leading Germany off a cliff.
It also set the precedent that it’s a-ok for social democrats and other soft-revolutionaries to work together with reactionaries to oppress more radical revolutions, which a lot of West-European centre-left parties continued to do after the second World War.
 
I think it's very underrated how the German revolution of 1918 is as important as the October Revolution the previous year in the precedent it sets. In how traditional monarchies and empires can collapse and what can replace them, and the idea that social democracy can both show teeth and actually be stewards away from authoritarian rule. And in a world without that, yes, authoritarian monarchies are probably far more durable. Probably something to be said for how the Nazis killed that traditionalist authoritarian body politic by co-opting it and then leading Germany off a cliff.

I didn't imagine German history as being quite as bleak ITTL. The powers of the monarchy were greatly curtailed in the late 1930s as Germany choked on the colonial spoils it won in the Western War of 1926-31; and it became clear that either the SPD could be allowed to form government with their leftist allies or the general strike would escalate into full-blown revolution. The Reichstag chooses the Chancellor and their government now, and as implied there was a SPD-led coalition in the late 2000s. But there has been a significant amount of democratic backsliding since Lasker took office in 2009.

The German revolution was both Social Democracy's anti monarchist triumph and its defeat in building its own system and keeping leadership of it, with Weimar quickly becoming dominated by traditional parties again, both of which set the tone for the future of the movement. Never would social democracy get a similar grand moment where it could step up and be more than one option of many for the management of the status quo.

It'd be interesting to see what the SPD does with its historical momentum if it's not forced to spend all of it on ending the monarchy and its ruinous war, but instead keep operating as a very powerful party in a traditional system that isn't falling apart all at once. That sounds like an eminently unstable position that has to break one way or another but that may just be OTL speaking.
 
Yeah. Thanks a lot!
Somehow didn't notice that this was your story @Geordie.
Great work, I love how you penetrated the complex politics of the Wars of the Roses by grounding the tale in such memorable characters, with the fascinating ambiguities of Richmond and Oxford's positions allowing the readers to see how far things have fallen, and giving us a glimpse at an awful but still somehow sympathetic Edward of Lancaster.
 
Whatever Happened to Mzilikazi?

Mzilikazi waKhumalo. King of the Ndebele. The man who lead his people out of KwaZulu, placing them on the threshold of the Zimbabwe plateau, where they would go on to form a corner stone to the modern Rozvi state. His disappearance in Botswana in the 1830s has never been adequately explained, and remains the subject of conspiracy theories.

Directed by Tsitsi Dangarembga from her own screenplay, with the South East African producer Anant Singh, the film stars Danai Gurira as Janet Dube, a doctoral student who stumbles on something unbelievable.

Her quest takes her from the quiet halls of Manyanga, to the power-broking corridors of Danamombe, the mines and towers of Buchwa, the plains of Barotseland, and the forests of Northern Botswana, before she learns the real truth and the Kingdom hangs in the balance.

Co-starring Chipo Chung as mining magnate Rumbidzai Mahenye, and American-born Chadwick Boseman as Dube's mentor and statesman Munashe Moyo, the film is an enjoyable archeological political thriller with Rozvi characteristics.

Religion plays less of a role than in Dangarembga's previous hit film, Gumboreshumba, making it easier to follow for those with little knowledge of the Rozvi. It is still not without controversy, the Mawere family attempted to get the family court to block release of the film, on the grounds that Chung's character was a representation of their late matriarch, Ratidzai Mawere. Dangarembga has herself commented that criticism from fringe political groups that is Dube is a Shona imperialist apologetic, and on the other hand an obvious Ndebele sellout, are in fact compliments to the complexity of her work!

Andy Brown's idiosyncratic scoring of a conventional thriller style with marimba and mbira is as joyful as ever.

Whatever Happened to Mzilikazi opens on 20 March, simultaneously in Nyanda, Kimberley, and Johannesburg
 
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Suez Crisis: British term for the nationalisation of the Suez Canal, the Sinai War, and its aftermath. Despite lobbying and diplomatic protests, Britain failed to stop nationalisation - a humiliation for a country still seeing itself as a superpower - and was further shocked to see France, backing Israel, have to back down when the US and USSR both disapproved.

The consensus was that the age of European empires had passed and only through allies could Britain get its way, but the US might not be reliable. British foreign politics would be driven by the question of whether Europe (the country joined the Economic Community soon after) or the Commonwealth was the best bet, which influenced domestic politics with its impact on trade & immigration. Was it a central pillar of European cooperation or the broker of relations in a world-spanning block? The decolonisation of the empire made this ever more fraught, as a Commonwealth approach meant dealing with nationalists and trying to patch tensions Britain had caused.

The end of this era came with the Second India-Pakistani War in 1972, when desperate British attempts to keep peace after Bangladesh tried for independence failed. Unable to take a side, Britain pulled out and the Commonwealther approach was discredited. By the end of the 70s, the UK had abandoned almost all its colonial holdings (really only keeping only Gibraltar) and become the central driver of the EU it's known for today.
 
Inspired by the rundown @Bolt451 although this is a different universe.

2016 Presidential Election Candidates Rundown (First Round)

sorted by polling number averages over the past 14 days.

Fmr. SoS Hillary Clinton / Senator Tim Kaine (Democrat): Somehow polling in first place despite trying to piss off as many voters as possible it seems. I guess this just shows how divided the right is right now. Oh, you want me to actually talk about Hillary? Really? It’s Hillary fucking Clinton. Everybody knows who she is.

Businessman Donald Trump / Senator Jeff Sessions (Constitution-Reform-Independence-American): After losing the Republican nomination during the RNC, Trump started collecting political parties like Pokemon cards. It’s still kind of hilarious(ly sad) that he’s apparently polling in second place despite not even being on the ballot in four states.

Fmr. Governor Mitt Romney / Governor John Kasich (Republican): Mitt Romney called for electoral reform after losing the presidency despite winning the popular vote 4 years ago, his call actually triggered a change, and then he decided not to run for the Republican nomination again, only after the RNC managed to barely convince him due to Trump’s numbers, and now Mitt is polling in third. Did I get that right? Everybody tried to convince me that this guy would be elected president in 2016 lmao.

Senator Bernie Sanders / Representative Tulsi Gabbard (Green, Vermont Progressive, DSA): Crazy how he almost managed to win the Democratic nomination after reportedly pissing off the entire party four years ago by primarying Obama.

If I may though, Bernie I like you, but you should really fire whoever suggested picking Tulsi Gabbard as your number two. For the first time in your career, you gave the DNC something which they can successfully attack you with, and they’re milking the fuck out of it now.


Fmr. Mayor Michael Bloomberg / Admiral Michael Mullen (Americans Elect): Remember 18 months ago when we were fearing that this racist, sexist New York billionaire would become the next president? Youthful innocence. I would also like to add that 4chan successfully getting multiple of his ads off of Youtube is a good thing.

Fmr. Governor Gary Johnson / Fmr. Governor William Weld (Libertarian): Honestly, I blame Ron Paul for all of this. If he hadn’t done so well in the 2012 primaries, Gary Johnson would not have spoilt the election in favor of Obama, and we would not have this shit. As for Gary, he was polling as high as third just six months ago. What getting invited to the debates does to a mf.

Fmr. Senator Jim Webb / Author Michael Savage (Webb for America): No, I’m not gonna talk about Webb’s campaign. His VP literally called for people to vote for Trump next week, and hasn’t been heard from since. There is no such thing as a “Jim Webb Presidential campaign”.

Activist Gloria La Riva / Journalist Eugene Puryear (Party for Socialism and Liberation): For if you think Bernie Sanders is too much of a capitalist or just if you want to continue throwing your vote away.
Giving un update to mine as well, this time by even more shamelessly stealing ideas from @Bolt451

2020 Presidential Election Candidates Rundown (First Round)

sorted by polling number averages over the past 14 days.

Senator Elizabeth Warren / Fmr. HUD Secretary Julián Castro (Democrat, DSA): Things went quite well at the DNC, aside from Hillary shooting laser beams from her eyes at Bernie, but whatever. The party is united, and Warren seems to be a decent campaigner since she stopped claiming she is a Native American.

Businessman Donald Trump / Lieutenant General Michael Flynn (American): Trump really went ‘we live in a society’ over the past four years, and he’s still likely to make the second round again? There is literally no way he’ll defeat anyone in the second round, but this shit still fucking sucks.

President Mitt Romney / Vice President John Kasich (Republican): LMAOOOOOOOO, imagine you’re the incumbent president, and you won’t even make the second round! ‘Not Donald Trump’ perhaps worked in the second round four years ago, but now that the Democrats seem to be united again, and Warren is polling 58-42 against Trump in the second round, Romney’s shtick of being the only person that can beat him just does not work.

Businessman Andrew Yang / Author Marianne Williamson (Forward!): The moment he chose Marianne Williamson as his VP, and she started calling for reprations, was the moment the ‘ironic’ racists flocked back to the Trump campaign. It’s still surprising how well a random guy running on a plan that 95% of the people had never heard of before is doing.

Representative Justin Amash / Fmr. Senator Lincoln Chaffee (Libertarian): Libertarians were really acting like pulling Amash was the biggest coup in history, and now the party is in a civil war because the fascists don’t want a VP who wants to return to the metric system (I don’t know I’m not really following libertarian infighting).

Businessman Howard Schultz / Fmr. Senator Joe Lieberman (Independent): Dropped out yesterday, and endorsed Mitt Romney. The reports of being offered a lower cabinet position of his choice are probably true.

Fmr. Governor Jesse Ventura [not actively campaigning] / Fmr. Representative Cynthia McKinney (Green): Ventura says he is not interested in actually becoming president, but will still vote for himself? Their campaign is also literally just McKinney defending Assad is random speeches. Y’all had Bernie 4 years ago.

Businessman Patrick Byrne / “Builder” Jeremy Kauffman (True Libertarian): I don’t know much about these guys, but their campaign basically reads like Trump’s, but with more crypto.

Genius Kanye West / Preacher Michelle Tidball (Birthday): Yeezy Season Approaching 😎
Part 3 of this thing I started last year.

2024 Presidential Election Candidates Rundown (First Round)

President Elizabeth Warren / Vice President Julián Castro (Democrat, DSA): Democrats are already so certain of victory in the upcoming elections that the main discussions within the party are surrounding further electoral reform, and whether it is a good idea or not with the right all split up and all that. The Democratic majorities in the House and Senate are arguments that it can wait, but the Democrats have always seen themselves as the party that has always stood for things.

Fmr. Secretary of Defense Nikki Haley / Senator Rand Paul (Republican): The GOP nursed Haley for the Presidency for over a decade, and basically handed the 2024 nomination to her on a platter, but she is only polling at second place now because her reactionary rivals are embroiled in scandal after scandal.

Also shout-out to Rand Paul who’s selection has drawn only like 12 libertarian voters to the Republican ticket.

Businessman Donald Trump / Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (Patriot): The Trump family had to establish a new political party after the last one was basically stripped dry by the Treasurer. I don’t really know what to say about Trump here. He seems crazier than four years ago, and hasn’t really picked up any new support. His running mate Greene had built her own little fiefdom in Northwestern Georgia, and is now seemingly willing to throw it all away to probably not even make the second round.

Businessman Elon Musk [ineligible] / Businessman Andrew Yang (Forward): If the new electoral system has thought us anything, it’s that men with enough money and a big enough ego will waste everybody’s time by trying to become president, even if they’re literally ineligible for the office! Musk was polling in second when he still had everybody fooled that the Senate and House would surely not block him, but Schumer and the Democrats have made it pretty clear that electing Musk means President Andrew Yang, and Republicans seem lukewarm at best to the idea. For now, Elon is still pulling in the low double digits.

Again another shout-out, this time to Andrew Yang, who’s either playing 4D chess or is literally burning his party to the ground after doing so well in the NYC Mayoral elections three years ago.

Author Marianne Williamson / Comedian Jimmy Dore: (People’s - Green): The other half of the 2020 Forward ticket isn’t doing much better really. With Warren already achieving quite a lot of progressive centre-left goals on the domestic front, there really isn’t that much they can criticize her on, and thus the party has put a greater focus on her foreign policy, which isn’t that different from Obama’s to be honest, only with less drones. The problem is that not a lot of people are really interested in hearing about it, and after the debacle of 2020, the Green Party has lost most of the voters that Bernie brought in eight years ago.

Comedian Dave Smith / Chair of the LNC Angela McArdle (Libertarian): The crazies are officially at the wheel, and they’ve scared off all the big names. Amash, Chaffee and Weld have all gone and endorsed other candidates, and the best thing ‘comedian’ Dave Smith got was a co-endorsement from Ron Paul for him and the Republican ticket at the same time. Of course, their tacky and offensive campaign is still going on at full speed, but even with the electoral reform of the past decade the Libertarian Party only has made very narrow gains, and it just seems unclear what’s next for them as the far-right lane is very crowded at the moment.

Podcaster Brace Belden / Fmr. State Senator Lee Carter (Red Star): What started off as a bit of a joke has developed into a serious campaign that is getting more and more steam and media attention. No one has even the slightest illusion that PissPigGranddad will break 5%, but he has been polling at 3% for a while, and at the DSA convention last month there was a serious push to endorse the Red Star ticket by the most left-wing factions. If only his running mate would stop getting into Twitter feuds with left-liberals.

Journalist Rod Dreher / Author Patrick Deneen (Solidarity): Freshly divorced and back from his self-exile in Budapest, Rod is here to tell you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and black penises. The campaign sucks, and they aren’t getting that much attention, but this is about as close as we’re gonna get to the Solidarity breakthrough that twitter has been predicting for the past six years or so.

Musician Kanye West / Businessman Donald Trump [did not accept nomination] (Not All Zionists Included): I mean what the fuck is this guy doing? It was fun four years ago, but now he is running with a swastika as his campaign logo, and with multiple lawsuits by Donald Trump to deal with. Even his recent inclusion of the Grey Wolves sign into his campaign has been heavily criticized by the Turkish Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the MHP.
 
Journalist Rod Dreher / Author Patrick Deneen (Solidarity): Freshly divorced and back from his self-exile in Budapest, Rod is here to tell you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and black penises. The campaign sucks, and they aren’t getting that much attention, but this is about as close as we’re gonna get to the Solidarity breakthrough that twitter has been predicting for the past six years or so.
Running mate should be Adrian Vermeule for the lulz imo
 
seeing lists with obscure deep lore figures like this makes me frustrated at how little people use Vermin Supreme, the American Beppe Grillo
 
I mean most of these guys are SLP classics. The only somewhat obscure ones are the Mises Caucus people, and Patrick Deneen who’s a more sane Dreher basically.

sane Rod Dreher actually looks more like Pope Francis then whatever the fuck Dennen has going on. just looked the... bastard? up and Jesus Christ. if Dreher was sane then his insane pathologies that drive his bigotries would be absent and his faith would be the thing present above all else. he would literally just be a Francisista.

also i haven't seen a lot of Patrick Bryne, i always thought he was a cool underused crank. im probably just blind on that one tho.
 
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He’s pretty closely affiliated with the Mises people, though was also in Trump’s inner circle during his Battle of Berlin.

describing Nov. 8th 2020-Jan. 7th 2021 as "The Battle of Berlin for Donald Trump" is hands down the funniest thing i have ever seen. not being sarcastic and i apologize if it comes off that way. genuinely really fucking funny.

resist libs on Twitter/4Chan that we're posting those Biden Pepe shitposts as the advancing Red Army and Katie Hobbs as Marshal Zhukov
 
Feel like Vermin is a bit played out, there was a period where he was the lol wackey candidate in every one of these sorts of things, and now it's swung the other direction/
Yeah you haven't been around for a while if you think that Vermin isn't used a lot.
 
Yeah you haven't been around for a while if you think that Vermin isn't used a lot.

ive only been here for two years but i was around on the other place for a lot longer. he was a lot more prevalent of a character at the time but always as like a gimmick candidate then something ever trying to approach serious, which i understand is difficult with Vermin.
 
Major Scandals of the Geoană Years (2009-2014)

The Cătălin Voicu Network (March-April 2010)

Major people involved:
PSD MP Cătălin Voicu,bussinessman Marius Locic,businessman Costel Cășuneanu,Supreme Court Judge Florin Costiniu,Supreme Court Judge Cristian Jipa,head of the Magistrate Association Viorica Costiniu,PSD MP Alexandru Mazăre,deputy chief of Police Mihai Călinescu,Miron Mitrea,Marian Oprișan, Deputy PM Ludovic Orban

Results: resignations of Minister of Interior Dan Nica,Supreme Court Judges Florin Costiniu and Cristian Jipa and deputy chief of Police Mihai Călinescu,temporary suspension of Viorica Costiniu and eventual arrests/prison sentences for Cătălin Voicu,Marius Locic and Costel Cășuneanu


Underage Prostitutes for PSD Youth Affair (October-December 2010)

Major people involved:
PSD MP Robert Negoiță,Minister for Youth and Sports Nicolae Bănicioiu,bussinessman Ionuț Negoiță,singer Adrian Enache,Mayor of Buzău Constantin Boșcodeală,Mayor of Constanța Radu Mazăre,PSD leader Liviu Dragnea

Results: forced resignation of Minister of Youth and Sports Nicolae Bănicioiu,sentences between 6 months and a year of community service/jail for the Negoiță brothers,Bănicioiu,Boșcodeală and Enache and formation of the A New Romania Party by the Negoiță brothers,Bănicioiu,Boșcodeală and other various disgruntled MPs/Mayors



First Wave of Doctorate Plagiarism Revelations (September 2010-May 2012)

Major people involved:
Minister of Justice Victor Ponta,Minister of Interior Gabriel Oprea,Minister of Defence Radu Store,Chief of Police Petre Tobă,PRN co-leader Robert Negoiță,Mayor of Voluntari Florentin Pandele,Mayor of Sector 2 Neculai Onțanu,Mayor of Slatina Darius Vâlcov,General Prosecutor Bogdan Licu,head of the General Directorate for Prevention and Combating Terrorism within SRI Sorin Cozma,as well as numerous MPs,Mayors,Prefects,Army/Police/SRI officers,judges and rectors

Results: eventual resignations of Victor Ponta,Gabriel Oprea,Radu Stroe,Petre Tobă,Bogdan Licu and Sorin Cozma in July 2011, withdrawals of over 150 doctorates and diplomas and various heads of the Police Academy going to jail over the harassment campaign orchestrated by them against various journalists

SMS For Emirates Scandal (February-April 2011)

Major people involved:
Minister of Economy Iulian Iancu,Minister of Agriculture Ilie Sârbu,PRN co-leader Robert Negoiță,PRN co-leader Nicu Bănicioiu,Miron Mitrea,Vasile Socaciu,Gyorgy Frunda,Bogdan Niculescu Duvăz,Sergiu Andon,Dan Ilie Morega,Nini Săpunaru,Doru Frunzulică,Sorina Plăcintă and 105 other MPs

Results: eventual resignation/criminal investigations/arrests of Iulian Iancu,Ilie Sârbu,Dan Ilie Morega,Doru Frunzulică,Cristian Boureanu,Valerian Vreme, Sorina Plăcintă,Mircea Banias and Georgian Pop and organization of 9 by-elections
 
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City of Quartz is so good it's actually making me get my shitty Seventh Party System/The Many States ripoff off the ground.

The Eagle's View, part 5: Pacific Overtures

Party politics in the state of Colorado
[Out-of-universe note: I can't do maps, so I'm just going to have to describe what bits of OTL America this state is. Anyway, something broadly similar to the Pico Act goes through thanks to a slightly delayed ACW, but then after a more successful Confederate campaign in the West, (complete with some soft Californio collaboration), the state loses its southern appendage of Baja California and the bits attached to the important Fort Yuma "just in case". In OTL terms, it's everything in between the 37th parallel and the north border of San Diego County. Following me? Good.]

"The East is the coast of cities dominated by their states; the West, the coast of states dominated by their cities.". While Larry Godwin's assessment of the Pacific and Atlantic's differences was no doubt coloured by his own experiences in Duke University, there is a grain of truth in there. Unlike the many multi-metroplian states of the Eastern Seaboard, Pacific states tend to revolve purely around their major cities, if they have one. Portland dominates New Massachusetts, San Diego reigns supreme over California, and, of course, our own state of Colorado cannot be understood without reference to Our Lady, the city of Los Angeles.

Indeed, the unique character of Los Angeles is what determines the unique character of our state's politics. Let me make it clear that I do not say this out of malice--L.A. is the backwards city of a backwards state.

The deeper roots of the latifundia barons, preserved by seperating themselves from the anti-Californio vigilantism of the north, entrenched a feudal elite that could not be displaced by a civic bourgeoisie, but merely accomodated with. The continued Anglo-Hispanic conflict may have been why, under the rule of its Anglo elite, Los Angeles' main import became the image of itself, sold to colic-struck and restless Midwesterners along with little plots to call one's own--Manifest Destiny, Round 2. With its industrial economy drawn north to the railroad's captive port of Santa Monica (the only battle the L.A. Times ever lost), and a handy labour supply of imported WASP burghers with aristocratic pretensions, little stood in the way of the vigourous campaign for Clean Living and the Open Shop that would make Los Angeles the most conservative city in these United States. Indeed, so little stood in the local elite's way that they began to fissure amongst themselves.

In the modern day, Colorado is contested over by two right-wing parties, and the attendants who flit between them for spoils. There is a veneer, carefully laid, of this battle being ideological. The Republicans are the party of simple, clean, faith and the good old flag, defending the right of free enterprise and the suburban way of life. Meanwhile, the Progressives are the party of efficiency and those who look forward, fighting corruption and trusts while preserving individual rights. These distinctions are, frankly, nonsense.

The Republicans are the party of the WASP conservative, Downtown-oriented, Old Guard, a small coterie whose families have been taking in rents since Southern Pacific came to the city. On the other side, the Progressives are the party of the "Westside set", a heterodox alignment of old-money Jews, goo-goo oilmen, and suburban development entrepreneurs, only united by the Downtown power centre's dislike of them. While there might be a slim amount of difference between them--the open shop versus the company union, satellite suburbs versus autonomous suburbs, barring immigration versus welcoming foreign capital--both parties are the political wings of petty aristocracies, and their political agendas are set accordingly, agreed upon in the Committee of 25 and laid out in the L.A. Times. More militarised police keeping the barrios down, more money injected into real-estate development and the freeways and aqueducts, more importation of foreign capital, cultural and economic--all to keep L.A. alive. The rest of the state is free to go to hell.

The original elite power grouping of Colorado--the Californio ranchers and land-owners, and their ambitious Anglo sons-in-law--still holds on in the state's east. The
Unidos por Californios continues to run up ludicrous margins in exchange for blocking developments and keeping the large landowners subsidised, with a charming frankness about this agenda and a willingness to support any party that will have them. Those seeking a genuine Chicano politics should look elsewhere--while Raza del Bronce Unida are largely marginalised in the state, and being eaten from both the left and right, their entrenchment in the poorer areas of the Inland Empire and some solid second places in Bakersfield keeps la causa alive. Vigourous fearmongering and at least one police assassination has kept this form of ethnic political organisation out of most of Los Angeles proper. African-American politics is likewise moribund, with the more conservative groups absorbed into Westside, the true cultural revolutionaries terrorised out of existence by the police, and the last stub of the class revolution--the infamous Continued Revolutionary International Movement--waylaid by its focus on mobilising a revolutionary lumpenproletariat into becoming a criminal organisation with pamphlets.

The only ethnic group that can truly be said to be politically mobilised in the state today are WASPs. The outer suburbs of LA had long been the haunt of groups like the White Camelia Society and the Redhoods, but with Downtown's lock on WASP political power, actual far-right political organisation remained limited to crank papers and minor candidates, unable to spread their wings. What saved Frank Buckley's
Individualist Party from this fate wasn't their greater pretensions of intellectual rigour, but the revolt of said suburbs against Downtown's economic engine--development. The success of the Individualists' later campaigns, rallying suburbanites for lower taxes and against mandatory school integration, all stemmed from their initial harnessing of the movement to preserve suburban property values by blocking low-income housing. With the county-run zoning boards generating new future representatives for the Individualists and their uneasy allies in the more ecologically-justified Conservation Party, development in the San Fernando Valley is now even slower than the traffic. Fortunately for Downtown and Westside, despite hysteric coverage of these "suburban Bolsheviks", the new tribunes of the suburbs reliably nod through any forms of capitalism that happen to not disturb their back yards.

Any actual leftist movements have only been allowed into the state on sufferance, quarantined into localised bases of support before they can reach Our Lady proper. The first exile was, uniquely, by choice. After Job Harriman's repeated failures to break into the city's politics, most of L.A.'s Socialist Party decamped itself to the "new town" of Llano del Rio, to build a new city on Bellamyist lines. Llano is still reliably socialist, and was indeed a key founder of the Union of Communard Forces, but is unlikely to overthrow capital in this state any time soon. While the party's high-minded rhetoric narrowly distinguishes it from other local "residential independents", it tends to behave like them in the legislature, endlessly voting for more pork and less principles. The more milquetoast left-wing parties have been slower in coming. The wartime boom and the Square Deal brought Labor to the Santa Monica dockers, where they have desperately clung to life ever since. Likewise, the United Farmworker's Movement persists in the political microclimate that is Bakersfield and the surrounding San Joaquin, but its southern progress was halted by a near-military campaign of suppression on behalf of the latifundia barons. Lupe Martinez's body is still missing.

The revolutionary movements of Colorado are thus those that arise among the enfranchised Coloradoans--in other words, ones that share the state's character. This can be clearly seen observing the state's native revolutionaries,
End Poverty In America. Founded as an alliance between a plethora of groups to support Beale Sinclair's doomed run for Governor, the movement's demands have always been far less radical than they're painted. Their calls were for universal old-age pensions, seizing idle and "unimproved" land for the public, and a restored and renewed small-business utopia, far from worker control of the means of production. EPIA's primary appeal is to a downwardly-mobile white middle class who wish to regain their status, and its forebears can be found not in industrial Chicago and Milwaukee, but in the farmsteads visited by William Jennings Bryan. In the harshest possible analysis, they represent a leftward version of the Coloradoan dream, burying class conflict under prosperity and resolving capitalism's contradictions with One Weird Trick. Their modern representatives may have shifted their Werid Tricks to land value taxes and tramways, but the desire to hide from class consciousness in a middle-class wonderland remains.

These modern representatives are, however, irrelevant, since EPIA's period of providing token opposition is thoroughly over. The new opposition to the machines is endowed with both national-level money and a form of group consciousness, but its rhetoric still approaches the radical. If you'd asked an L.A. Times reader in the Sixties to identify them, he'd probably still pick out the
Union for a Democratic Society, but he would hardly recognise the modern party as a descendant of his bogeyman. The student radicals have cut their hair back and stuffed themselves into suits; the veterans of Black Power who faced the LAPD down now talk about a revolution via small-business loans and eliminating gang violence. This is all despite--or perhaps because of--their policies remaining at the leftward edge of acceptability in Our Lady. The rightward turn of the UDS is often overstated in popular accounts, but in Colorado, its origin, it is very real.

To understand this, you need to understand what motivates political parties--their bases of power. The early UDS had a vast and largely untapped potential voter base in L.A.'s multicultural working classes, but this base was largely unmobilised. With the Open Shop enforced practically at bayonet-point, the workers of Colorado couldn't leverage their economic power within the political system. The failure of any class-based coalition caused the UDS leadership to turn towards culture-based coalition building, with minority capitalists recast as a mechanism to pull the community up with them. Suddenly, the party was flush with donations, and the realtors of Monterey Park and shopping-centre owners of Watts turned out for the former long-haired radicals in droves. Despite the tone of their rhetoric, the UDS are not going to break the power centres of Colorado--they're merely capitalising on an untapped one, a coalition of non-white business both within Our Lady and (with the zhongyang increasingly concerned about the wellbeing of their American cousins and potential customers) without it.

I'm not trying to paint Colorado's politics in a cynical light. Every state, right across the country, conducts its politics in the same way, with class and culture groups vying for power. The only difference in Colorado is the length of time across which the same elites have maintained themselves. With the frontier myth and its corresponding social effects tamping down a mobilised working class, the elite groupings of Colorado have been free to grow ever more incestuous and strangely-defined, the periphery groups themselves contorting in their shadows. The political system has ossified, dominated by the machines of centuries ago. The UDS might have abandoned much on their rise to power, but what they represent--a genuine breakthrough into this frozen political sphere from the outside--is still potent.

Colorado is a backwards state. With any luck, it is at least pointed in the right direction.

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Imogen Tsai is a professor of political philosophy and ethnography at the University of Colorado, Los Angeles, and the author of Fabulous Ancestors: The Strange Life of Wang Shenfu, Suburbia and its Discontents, and the essay collection A Thousand Mammoth Feeders, which won the 2007 Brandeis Prize for Ethno-political Writing. Her latest book, Faultline One: A New History of the Sea of Cortez, is serialised in The Anvil.

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