- Location
- Op een dag, Nederland.
- Pronouns
- she/her & ne/nem
Alright, since I once found this meme, a while ago, I've thought a bit about doing either lists or rundowns for the sixteen scenarios in it. Given the absurdity, I've decided on rundowns since you can fit more insane shit in that.
The Faerie Court
Queen Titania: All hail the Queen! Now all Brits can return to singing "God Save the Queen" after a few years of mumbling "Qu-ing". Of course, she doesn't much like "God", so we'll probably go back to mumbling some part of the first line. She has easily dismissed any concerns of tyranny as "not for mere mortals to concern about". Regarding Oberon, she only scowls at that name, mandating that it not be mentioned. If you ask Puck, he'll say something like "oh, what fools those immortals be!" and not really be helpful. Wow, Shakespeare really did get his twat nature down huh.
King Charles: The Queen is very amused at the latest antics of her newest pet. And consort? Not sure how the whole Titania going "keep regarding that mortal as your King for all I care, as long as I remain the Queen" works there. Dual rule? But Titania has all the power...
Puck: Is he our Prime Minister? Or merely the court jester? Titania doesn't even bother to clarify, but Puck does seem to be her main point man. The Parliament is still around, but most of the time it's just Puck making lots of jokes and making MPs have donkey heads when he's bored.
Mere Mortals
Labour Party: Keir Starmer by rights should be Prime Minister, but every time he brings it up to the King, he shrugs. And every time he brings it up to Titania, she yawns and dismisses him almost as if he was a fly. And then Puck comes in and messes things up. Starmer has essentially been de facto Prime Minister, but there's no way he can manage the cabinet when the Fair Folk loves messing around with him and his pseudo-government.
Conservative and Unionist Party: The election [in which they only won a hundred seats] was almost an afterthought really. Badenoch is leader, but the party is horribly split on if it should bother to be in Parliament with the 'illegitimate' faerie coup. The Express has been very against Titania from the beginning, calling her rule that of the 'woketatorship'. The latest anger-filled 'scandal' is that the Fair Folk has been known to change people's bodies. "TRANS FAIRIES?" splash all the tabloid frontpages. I swear, they make less sense than the Fair Folk...
Liberal Democrats: Ed Davey is really put out by the fact that there is no longer any reliable polling. YouGov presently has Lib Dems on 97%, Ipsos has them on 1% and somehow Survation has them on negative seven percent, and everyone knows it's because the Fair Folk loves messing with polls to mock the politicians for daring to want to know stuff in neat numbers.
Scottish National Party: Ever since Nicola Sturgeon was turned into a fish, Scotland has never been the same.
Future One: Doggerland Ascendant Whimsy Enlightenment
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
The Fair Court of the Isles of Avalon and Albion, and Northern Brasil
In the year of our Lord 2026
In the Third Year of the Return
Well. I can't believe it. The economy fell apart and then the Fair Folk came back. They existed? How? The Fair Court of the Isles of Avalon and Albion, and Northern Brasil
In the Third Year of the Return
The Faerie Court
Queen Titania: All hail the Queen! Now all Brits can return to singing "God Save the Queen" after a few years of mumbling "Qu-ing". Of course, she doesn't much like "God", so we'll probably go back to mumbling some part of the first line. She has easily dismissed any concerns of tyranny as "not for mere mortals to concern about". Regarding Oberon, she only scowls at that name, mandating that it not be mentioned. If you ask Puck, he'll say something like "oh, what fools those immortals be!" and not really be helpful. Wow, Shakespeare really did get his twat nature down huh.
King Charles: The Queen is very amused at the latest antics of her newest pet. And consort? Not sure how the whole Titania going "keep regarding that mortal as your King for all I care, as long as I remain the Queen" works there. Dual rule? But Titania has all the power...
Puck: Is he our Prime Minister? Or merely the court jester? Titania doesn't even bother to clarify, but Puck does seem to be her main point man. The Parliament is still around, but most of the time it's just Puck making lots of jokes and making MPs have donkey heads when he's bored.
Mere Mortals
Labour Party: Keir Starmer by rights should be Prime Minister, but every time he brings it up to the King, he shrugs. And every time he brings it up to Titania, she yawns and dismisses him almost as if he was a fly. And then Puck comes in and messes things up. Starmer has essentially been de facto Prime Minister, but there's no way he can manage the cabinet when the Fair Folk loves messing around with him and his pseudo-government.
Conservative and Unionist Party: The election [in which they only won a hundred seats] was almost an afterthought really. Badenoch is leader, but the party is horribly split on if it should bother to be in Parliament with the 'illegitimate' faerie coup. The Express has been very against Titania from the beginning, calling her rule that of the 'woketatorship'. The latest anger-filled 'scandal' is that the Fair Folk has been known to change people's bodies. "TRANS FAIRIES?" splash all the tabloid frontpages. I swear, they make less sense than the Fair Folk...
Liberal Democrats: Ed Davey is really put out by the fact that there is no longer any reliable polling. YouGov presently has Lib Dems on 97%, Ipsos has them on 1% and somehow Survation has them on negative seven percent, and everyone knows it's because the Fair Folk loves messing with polls to mock the politicians for daring to want to know stuff in neat numbers.
Scottish National Party: Ever since Nicola Sturgeon was turned into a fish, Scotland has never been the same.