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Civilization IV: Leaked Civs and New Leaders!
With Civilization IV ready to hit shelves in just a few months, enough playtests and advance copies have been sent out that we have a good idea as to which leaders we'll be seeing in the new game, assuming that Starraxis aren't hiding a secret Ninja civilization under their hat or something. (Thanks for all the letters into our office about that one, by the way--I'm glad you liked our little April Fools gag.) As such, it's about time for Strategy Gamer to give you all a run-down on the faces and names we'll be seeing in this brand new game.
The originals are, of course, still here. The Romans, Greeks, Egyptians, Chinese, Aztecs, English, Americans, French, and Ottomans are returning, just as they've been in each game since the start, with the same cohort of leaders as in Civilization III--Alexander the Great and Azhuitol and Ulysses Grant and so on--bar a couple of inclusions from older titles. Instead of Qin Shi Huangdi, Sun Zhongshan will be joining Taizong as one of China's two leader options, right the way back from Civ I, with his unique ability granting Food and Production adjacency bonuses from Culture and Military buildings, plus an extra Welfare Policy slot after researching Nationalism. Meanwhile, for the English, Oliver Cromwell is being joined by Civ Mobile(!)'s Queen Elizabeth instead of Alexandrina, whose boni to recruiting Great Admirals and stealing others' Traders should translate the fast-paced Economic Victories she could win in that game to the PC.
The majority of Civ III's newer civilisations are also still here, so fans of the Germanics, Italians, Inca, and Tagalog can rest easy, knowing their favourites are returning. There have been a couple of tweaks, most notably to the Tagalog, as Jose Rizal has been demoted down to a Great Writer and replaced by Kalangitan. A very different leader to Bonifacio, her ability to build housing districts that produce extra Culture and can't take disaster damage, and her ability to effectively use Traders twice internally and externally, make her a much more peaceful leader than the Katipunan Spam Man. There's been an even more drastic change for the Zulu, seeing as how they weren't even a civ in the last game! With Hordes firmly removed as a feature in this installment, Shaka has managed to swoop past Genghis, Attilla, and Sitting Bull to claim playability--and as someone who's had to restart many a game thanks to his damm spearmen, I for one can't wait to be on the other end of the Horns of the Bull. (Yeah, yeah, there's a second leader, Magogo, culture-based, makes Bards, whatever, it's Ibuthko time, baby! uSuthu! uSuthu!)
Of course, it's not as though Civilization III is the be-all and end-all of the series. As much as some gamers might like to pretend otherwise, Starraxis did put out a few games in between, and some of them even counted as Civilization--indeed, the newest game owes just as much to them and the mechanics they introduced as it does to its immediate predecessor. While none of the leaders from Civilization: Orion's Belt can appear unless one of them invents time travel, and Civilization Mini wouldn't exactly be breaking new ground with "what if Augustus but a Japanese children's cartoon", there's plenty of characters from a popular, fast-paced, conflict-based spinoff that can, and have, made a profitable return.
A fan-favourite from Civilization: World on Fire, the Celtic civilisation is joining the game under a double-sized cohort of leaders--Hugh O'Neill, Brian Boru, Robert Cunninghame Graham, and, as a new face replacing William Wallace, Hywel Dda! While some (including yours truely) may mourn the loss of Wallace's truly broken abilities to defend on home territory and the way his early Wars of Liberation could steamroll into an easy win, Hywel's ability to unlock Law Courts early on and his massive discount on buying Policies with Culture make him a pretty versatile leader. Otherwise, bar a few tweaks to the Irish name-list which have earnt a couple of angry press releases from Saor Eire!, the Celts are, bar necessary adaptation, the same as they were in the last game--a testament to how, despite the community's reaction at the time, World on Fire changed the franchise for the better.
The other new civs are totally original to this installment, sadly--while there was some speculation about the Vietnamese also joining, the current court cases in Mississippi over the end of the Catfish Wars has pushed that back. (Incidentally, to the guy who wrote in to this magazine with his pitch for a mobile game based on that? My uncle lost his hand defending his farm from the Black Star Legion. Go to hell.) Instead, South Asia's representative is the Tamil civilisation, under Rajaraja Chola and Jatavarman Sundara Pandyan. Their unique abilities allow them to easily earn and spend Great Writers roughly an era before everyone else, which fits well with Pandyan's Culture boosts from Religious Buildings and ability to spam upgrades to them, but meshes oddly with Chola's naval combat bonuses--not to mention the increased trader range for Luxuries, which doesn't gel with either. (I smell squeaky-bum time at the office.)
Leaving controversies behind us, we have the Jewish civilisation, with its leaders Solomon and Esther. For obvious reasons, they're very much a Faith-based civ, able to pump it out from more powerful, military-boosting, Prophets and their unique Wonder, the First Temple, which is far and away the best Faith Wonder in this or any other game. (Extra Faith yield per population? That scales?) I'm sure you all know my thoughts on Religion Victories by now, and frankly Solomon's Wonder-construction bonuses and extra advisor slots don't grab me either. Esther, though, might warrant a game later on, given how she meshes with the new Policy system--"locking in" Policies from previous eras seems like a whole new perspective on what's already a new system. The Unity production buffs from Military buildings are pretty nice, as well.
There was also a promise of finally getting a northern Native American civ in this game, which has been kept, but despite all the claims about a deeply thought-out selection process, I think the devs just went with what was around them in Niagara. In all fairness, the Haudenosaunee civ is an absolute beast. With their bonuses to moving units through forests, they can make some of the most annoying terrain in the game a piece of piss, and whether you want a Conquest game with Thayendanegea's massive enemy Unity loss from raiding and ability to spend stolen Culture on civics, or a more peaceful Cultural or Economic game under Jikonsase, who can grind Order off of road adjacency and takes over City-States with ease, this is a versatile civ that can play up there with the rest of them, and one I am very much looking forward to.
Finally, and most importantly from a geopolitical perspective, Civ IV will be the first installment of the series that can be sold in the Unio de Europaj Laboristoj since the original! There have, of course, been a few changes made to the game to comply with their current cultural policies. In the edition our European brothers are recieving, the French, Italian, and Germanic civs have all been merged into the European civilisation, led by (who else?) Eugene Adam, but with the option to still play as Robespierre or Garibaldi (given their status as "liberal revolutionaries"). Friedrich Barbarossa and Arminius, however, were both deemed too nationalistic by the Unio's cultural authorities, and have been de facto replaced by Adam Weishaupt. (Yes, really. Technically not the first Civ leader to never run a country or try to, seeing as how Father Gapon was in one of the Civ III DLCs no-one brought, but...c'mon.)
Anyway, the Europeans forgo the mechanical boni of the civs that make them up in exchange for an absolutely unholy ability to grind Culture off of Industrial and other Production districts, which synergises interestingly with at least one of the leaders. The government-mandated origin of Weipshaut really shows in his gameplay, as even an unique building to build in other people's cities can't hide the fact that he's a reskin of Louis XIV--and nobody has started caring about the Espionage system since Civ II. On the other hand, Adam's ability to make fully completed districts work as loyalty bombs for civs around him, sap it away through foreign Trade Routes, and skip the free-city stage and have cities flip directly to him makes him capable of the holy grail of Civ challenges--the No Warfare Domination Victory. I for one couldn't be happier that us non-Esperantists still get access to him. Antauen Homaro!
All of the exciting leaders above will be available to pick up and play, for vets and newbs alike, on the 7th of August! Or earlier, for those of us sensible enough to order. See all of you then!
Cong Tang Phan has been writing for Strategy Gamer for four years, a games journalist for eight years, and blabbering on about Civ to anyone that will listen for twelve years. She is also the current office champion at World on Fire multiplayer, which isn't relevant but she asked me to put it here. Currently, she lives in outer Los Angeles, Colorado, with one PC and three cats.
This is absolutely lovely, W.Civilization IV: Leaked Civs and New Leaders
Did you hear that? My socks just blew off!Shaka has managed to swoop past Genghis, Attilla, and Sitting Bull to claim playability--and as someone who's had to restart many a game thanks to his damm spearmen, I for one can't wait to be on the other end of the Horns of the Bull. (Yeah, yeah, there's a second leader, Magogo, culture-based, makes Bards, whatever, it's Ibuthko time, baby! uSuthu! uSuthu!)
I’m going to start referring to Southern California as “the Cow Counties” from now on.
Very original idea, I like it.Civilization IV: Leaked Civs and New Leaders!
With Civilization IV ready to hit shelves in just a few months, enough playtests and advance copies have been sent out that we have a good idea as to which leaders we'll be seeing in the new game, assuming that Starraxis aren't hiding a secret Ninja civilization under their hat or something. (Thanks for all the letters into our office about that one, by the way--I'm glad you liked our little April Fools gag.) As such, it's about time for Strategy Gamer to give you all a run-down on the faces and names we'll be seeing in this brand new game.
The originals are, of course, still here. The Romans, Greeks, Egyptians, Chinese, Aztecs, English, Americans, French, and Ottomans are returning, just as they've been in each game since the start, with the same cohort of leaders as in Civilization III--Alexander the Great and Azhuitol and Ulysses Grant and so on--bar a couple of inclusions from older titles. Instead of Qin Shi Huangdi, Sun Zhongshan will be joining Taizong as one of China's two leader options, right the way back from Civ I, with his unique ability granting Food and Production adjacency bonuses from Culture and Military buildings, plus an extra Welfare Policy slot after researching Nationalism. Meanwhile, for the English, Oliver Cromwell is being joined by Civ Mobile(!)'s Queen Elizabeth instead of Alexandrina, whose boni to recruiting Great Admirals and stealing others' Traders should translate the fast-paced Economic Victories she could win in that game to the PC.
The majority of Civ III's newer civilisations are also still here, so fans of the Germanics, Italians, Inca, and Tagalog can rest easy, knowing their favourites are returning. There have been a couple of tweaks, most notably to the Tagalog, as Jose Rizal has been demoted down to a Great Writer and replaced by Kalangitan. A very different leader to Bonifacio, her ability to build housing districts that produce extra Culture and can't take disaster damage, and her ability to effectively use Traders twice internally and externally, make her a much more peaceful leader than the Katipunan Spam Man. There's been an even more drastic change for the Zulu, seeing as how they weren't even a civ in the last game! With Hordes firmly removed as a feature in this installment, Shaka has managed to swoop past Genghis, Attilla, and Sitting Bull to claim playability--and as someone who's had to restart many a game thanks to his damm spearmen, I for one can't wait to be on the other end of the Horns of the Bull. (Yeah, yeah, there's a second leader, Magogo, culture-based, makes Bards, whatever, it's Ibuthko time, baby! uSuthu! uSuthu!)
Of course, it's not as though Civilization III is the be-all and end-all of the series. As much as some gamers might like to pretend otherwise, Starraxis did put out a few games in between, and some of them even counted as Civilization--indeed, the newest game owes just as much to them and the mechanics they introduced as it does to its immediate predecessor. While none of the leaders from Civilization: Orion's Belt can appear unless one of them invents time travel, and Civilization Mini wouldn't exactly be breaking new ground with "what if Augustus but a Japanese children's cartoon", there's plenty of characters from a popular, fast-paced, conflict-based spinoff that can, and have, made a profitable return.
A fan-favourite from Civilization: World on Fire, the Celtic civilisation is joining the game under a double-sized cohort of leaders--Hugh O'Neill, Brian Boru, Robert Cunninghame Graham, and, as a new face replacing William Wallace, Hywel Dda! While some (including yours truely) may mourn the loss of Wallace's truly broken abilities to defend on home territory and the way his early Wars of Liberation could steamroll into an easy win, Hywel's ability to unlock Law Courts early on and his massive discount on buying Policies with Culture make him a pretty versatile leader. Otherwise, bar a few tweaks to the Irish name-list which have earnt a couple of angry press releases from Saor Eire!, the Celts are, bar necessary adaptation, the same as they were in the last game--a testament to how, despite the community's reaction at the time, World on Fire changed the franchise for the better.
The other new civs are totally original to this installment, sadly--while there was some speculation about the Vietnamese also joining, the current court cases in Mississippi over the end of the Catfish Wars has pushed that back. (Incidentally, to the guy who wrote in to this magazine with his pitch for a mobile game based on that? My uncle lost his hand defending his farm from the Black Star Legion. Go to hell.) Instead, South Asia's representative is the Tamil civilisation, under Rajaraja Chola and Jatavarman Sundara Pandyan. Their unique abilities allow them to easily earn and spend Great Writers roughly an era before everyone else, which fits well with Pandyan's Culture boosts from Religious Buildings and ability to spam upgrades to them, but meshes oddly with Chola's naval combat bonuses--not to mention the increased trader range for Luxuries, which doesn't gel with either. (I smell squeaky-bum time at the office.)
Leaving controversies behind us, we have the Jewish civilisation, with its leaders Solomon and Esther. For obvious reasons, they're very much a Faith-based civ, able to pump it out from more powerful, military-boosting, Prophets and their unique Wonder, the First Temple, which is far and away the best Faith Wonder in this or any other game. (Extra Faith yield per population? That scales?) I'm sure you all know my thoughts on Religion Victories by now, and frankly Solomon's Wonder-construction bonuses and extra advisor slots don't grab me either. Esther, though, might warrant a game later on, given how she meshes with the new Policy system--"locking in" Policies from previous eras seems like a whole new perspective on what's already a new system. The Unity production buffs from Military buildings are pretty nice, as well.
There was also a promise of finally getting a northern Native American civ in this game, which has been kept, but despite all the claims about a deeply thought-out selection process, I think the devs just went with what was around them in Niagara. In all fairness, the Haudenosaunee civ is an absolute beast. With their bonuses to moving units through forests, they can make some of the most annoying terrain in the game a piece of piss, and whether you want a Conquest game with Thayendanegea's massive enemy Unity loss from raiding and ability to spend stolen Culture on civics, or a more peaceful Cultural or Economic game under Jikonsase, who can grind Order off of road adjacency and takes over City-States with ease, this is a versatile civ that can play up there with the rest of them, and one I am very much looking forward to.
Finally, and most importantly from a geopolitical perspective, Civ IV will be the first installment of the series that can be sold in the Unio de Europaj Laboristoj since the original! There have, of course, been a few changes made to the game to comply with their current cultural policies. In the edition our European brothers are recieving, the French, Italian, and Germanic civs have all been merged into the European civilisation, led by (who else?) Eugene Adam, but with the option to still play as Robespierre or Garibaldi (given their status as "liberal revolutionaries"). Friedrich Barbarossa and Arminius, however, were both deemed too nationalistic by the Unio's cultural authorities, and have been de facto replaced by Adam Weishaupt. (Yes, really. Technically not the first Civ leader to never run a country or try to, seeing as how Father Gapon was in one of the Civ III DLCs no-one brought, but...c'mon.)
Anyway, the Europeans forgo the mechanical boni of the civs that make them up in exchange for an absolutely unholy ability to grind Culture off of Industrial and other Production districts, which synergises interestingly with at least one of the leaders. The government-mandated origin of Weipshaut really shows in his gameplay, as even an unique building to build in other people's cities can't hide the fact that he's a reskin of Louis XIV--and nobody has started caring about the Espionage system since Civ II. On the other hand, Adam's ability to make fully completed districts work as loyalty bombs for civs around him, sap it away through foreign Trade Routes, and skip the free-city stage and have cities flip directly to him makes him capable of the holy grail of Civ challenges--the No Warfare Domination Victory. I for one couldn't be happier that us non-Esperantists still get access to him. Antauen Homaro!
All of the exciting leaders above will be available to pick up and play, for vets and newbs alike, on the 7th of August! Or earlier, for those of us sensible enough to preorder. See all of you then!
Cong Tang Phan has been writing for Strategy Gamer for four years, a games journalist for eight years, and blabbering on about Civ to anyone that will listen for twelve years. She is also the current office champion at World on Fire multiplayer, which isn't relevant but she asked me to put it here. Currently, she lives in outer Los Angeles, Colorado, with one PC and three cats.
Did you hear that? My socks just blew off!
Though not as much as Atomic Gandhi - which is itself a fascinating study in globalisation, how something that could remain a silly running gag because obviously only Americans (or at most westerners) will ever play this game, and then continuing into it being seen as Problematic because of how long-running the series is.You'll be pleased to know that Shaka is not only in Sid Meier's Civilization in OTL, he's actually more frequently used than in this timeline, being one of six leaders to appear in every Civ game! (However, the fact that the main representative of African civilization in-game is an insanely bellicose conqueror has been, uh, somewhat controversial.)
POD: Hoover scrapes by in 1932 against Al Smith, leading to Floyd B. Olson winning in 1936. Olson passes much needed reform and is universally beloved, and is succeeded by Vice President and former Missouri Senator Harry Truman in 1943. Frank Lloyd Wright shocks the nation by winning in 1947, and despite an excellent first term where he implemented the Usonian Plan, his second term is beset by health struggles that leads to a group of corrupt sacks of shit coming to power (Lyndon Johnson, of course).
While the well-meaning Upton Sinclair is elected in 1955, he is hamstrung by LBJ's Senate and primaried in 1959. Johnson serves three terms, and is succeeded by hisminionprotege Abe Fortas in 1971. Large-scale improvements in living conditions and pure inertia (matched with massive right-wing infighting) enable continued Social Democratic rule under Ronald Reagan from 1980 to 1988 and Mario Biaggi from 1988 to 1992.
Despite the stellar economy, Elizabeth Holtzman of the Liberal Progressive Coalition is elected President in 1991. Holtzman proves to be a stunningly competent President, and after she wins the 1995 election in a landslide the SDP leaps into action, engineering a dispute between the left and right wings of the LPC and allowing Dick Cheney to take power. Once in power, the SDP cracks down on opposition in a rather silent way, which paired with a excellent economy allows them to rule for the next 24 years.
Dick Cheney retires after one term, and is succeeded by Vice President Al Gore. And, despite a close call in 2011 against Member of Congress (MC) Barack Obama, Vice President John Edwards is elected President. Edwards actually ends up retiring following a sex scandal, although even that can't stop the SDP machine as they steamroll over California Governor Tom Steyer. After eight years, President Lee decided not to run for re-election, leaving the nomination to Vice President Ted Cruz.
Cruz was horrifically unpopular, and Jason Kander is easily able to defeat him in September. After several decades, the Liberty Alliance will take full control of the United States Federal Government, much to the chagrin of the establishment. The death penalty- already rarely used- and strict drug laws look to be the first to go, while restrictions on Muslim immigration, small business tax cuts, and additional assistance for Ukraine also appear to be on the docket.
31. Herbert Clark Hoover (R), March 4, 1929 - January 20, 1937
32. Floyd B. Olson (SDP), January 20, 1937 - January 31, 194433. Harry Truman (SDP), January 31, 1944 - January 31, 1948
34. Frank Lloyd Wright (SDP), January 31, 1948 - January 31, 1956
35. Upton Sinclair (SDP), January 31, 1956 - January 31, 1960
36. Lyndon Johnson (SDP), January 31, 1960 - January 31, 1972
37. Abe Fortas (SDP), January 31, 1972 - January 31, 1980
38. Ronald Reagan (SDP), January 31, 1980 - January 31, 1988
39. Mario Biaggi (SDP), January 31, 1988 - January 31, 1992
40. Elizabeth Holtzman (LPC), January 31, 1992 - January 31, 2000
41. Dick Cheney (SDP), January 31, 2000 - January 31, 2004
42. Al Gore (SDP), January 31, 2004 - January 31, 2012
43. John Edwards (SDP), January 31, 2012 - January 31, 2016
44. Barbara Lee (SDP), January 31, 2016 - Incumbent
45. Jason Kander (LA), Assuming Office on January 31, 2024
Social Democratic Party
Democratic Socialism
Guided Democracy
Internationalism
Social Conservatism (Faction)
Liberty Alliance
Social Democracy
Social Liberalism
Environmentalism
Civic Libertarianism
Libertarian Socialism (Faction)
2023 United States Presidential Election:
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Jason D. Kander / Kamala D. Harris (LA) - 86,599,471 (55.9%)
Edward T. Cruz / Bernard B. Sanders (SDP) - 63,051,851 (40.7%)
BY GENDER:
Male (47%): 51% Kander - 44% Cruz
Female (53%): 60% Kander - 36% Cruz
BY RACE:
White (60%): 56% Kander - 40% Cruz
Black (15%): 61% Kander - 35% Cruz
Latino (15%): 44% Kander - 49% Cruz
Asian (5%): 70% Kander - 21% Cruz
Other (5%): 53% Kander - 40% Cruz
BY AGE:
18-29 (17%) - 70% Kander - 23% Cruz
30-44 (23%) - 60% Kander - 34% Cruz
45-64 (38%) - 53% Kander - 43% Cruz
65+ (22%) - 51% Kander - 45% Cruz
MOST LA GROUP: College-Educated 18-29 Year Old White Men Making >$100,000 Per Year (1% Of The Electorate) - 83% Kander
MOST SDP GROUP: Non College-Educated 65+ Black Women Making <$30,000 Per Year (1% Of The Electorate) - 80% Cruz
Great stuff, but the idea of a political party saying "shithole" in an official document does strain my credulity, somewhat.FOREIGN AFFAIRS
We stand with Prime Minister Odeh of Israel and Chancellor Dorsa Derakhshani of Iran in their fight against the evil Saudi theocracy. We also believe that SDP support to Taiwan and Ukraine has been subpar, and we pledge to rectify that. China and the CCP are fake leftists running an AnCap shithole, and we believe they are part of the Axis of Evil along with Saddam's Iraq and the Taliban's Pakistan.
Another alternate tradition I've thought up- party youth organizations write the platforms.Great stuff, but the idea of a political party saying "shithole" in an official document does strain my credulity, somewhat.