List of Presidents of the United States of America One Nation Under God:
2001 - 2005: Al Gore / Joe Lieberman (Democrat)
2000: George W. Bush / Dick Cheney (Republican)
2005 - 2009: Rudy Giuliani / George Allen (Republican)
2004: Al Gore / Joe Lieberman (Democrat)
2009 - 2017: Hillary Clinton / Tom Vilsack (Democrat)
2008: Rudy Giullini / George Allen (Republican)
2012: Ron Paul / Herman Cain (Republican), Buddy Roemer / Robert Zoellick (Unity)
2017 - 2021: Dennis Kucinich / James Carter (Democrat)
2016: Jerry Falwell Jr. / Shannon Bream (Republican), Jon Huntsman / James Webb (Unity)
2021 - 20XX: John F. Kennedy Jr. / Michael Flynn (Republican)
2020: Dennis Kucinich / James Carter (Democrat)
Warning: Offensive racist language
It all started in 2000 when that bitch Hillary decided to run for Senate, and the entire cocksucking DNC backed her. I had no choice to back her, if not for the sake of my father. When those mudslime terrorists attacked my city, my beautiful city, I felt the urge to do something about it. I wanted to go to Afghanistan to kill every last goatfucker, but Carolyn, may she rest in peace, convinced me otherwise. Nevertheless, I went to the Middle-East a few years later, not as a soldier, but as a reporter in Iraq; reporting that Kike Lieberman’s pointless war for Israel. I came back a changed man, and decided to finally enter politics.
The problem with politics is that you need an office to run for. Unfortunately for me, there were non available yet. I had to sit out the 2004 election, and watch that Southern hick Gore get the shit beaten out of him. I didn’t like him back then, but I was glad to see a true New Yorker take the office. At the same time that pedophile Spitzer announced he would run for the presidency, leaving the spot of AG open for the taking. I had to nearly wrestle Andrew Cuomo for the candidacy, and a lot of shit got leaked to the media, but I ultimately succeeded in convincing the cocksucker to run for governor again. One of the biggest fucking mistakes I ever made. My stock fell so hard due to the spats we threw at each other, that uncle Ted and the others felt that it would be best if Robert ran instead. I knew that he would one hell of an AG, and boy was I fucking right.
Throughout 2007 Uncle Ted’s health worsened, and I had to largely take over his role as patriarch of the family. The election and stock market crash of the following year went past me, as I was too busy caring for the family. I promised my uncle to write a few op-eds in support of that bitch Hillary Clinton, which undoubtedly helped her to crushing Rudy, though him stacking with George Allen, even after he said the n-word during a campaign stop, certainly didn’t help his cause. To me it showed that Giuliani stuck with his people no matter what. It wasn’t a surprise to me that we became close friends in the following years.
A few days after that bitch was elected president, uncle Ted joined my father and uncles in heaven. It would be the first time in more than 50 years that there would be no Kennedy in the Senate, if Cuomo did not nominate Caroline for the empty New York Senate seat. I wish I was chosen instead, as Congress did my sweet sister no good, and only brainwashed her into becoming a member of the cabal.
That bitch Hillary Clinton named her healthcare plan after my uncle. Teddycare she called. I still don’t whether I should laugh at her not being able to name it Hillarycare, due to us Kennedies, or hate her for bastardizing my late uncle’s name for her stupid healthcare plan. I don’t care if it gave millions of people healthcare coverage. It was made by my cousin’s assassin.
Yes, Hillary Clinton killed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Just like how LBJ and Fidel Castro killed my father. Bobby was on the verge of unraveling a plot that went from Wall Street, all the way to the White House, and included hundreds of billionaires, known pedophiles, the DNC, and Israel. They killed him because they were scared of the truth, and blamed it on some poor kid from Staten Island.
Luckily, the rest of America also started to wake up. Clinton faced a spirited challenge in the primaries, even if it was from a self-proclaimed Judeo-Bolshevik. At the same time Ron Paul won the primaries, and though I didn’t like his anarchism; he knew that there was more going on with the assassination of Bobby, than the attorney’s office was willing to admit, and wasn’t afraid of saying it. Of course, the deep state ran a third party, just to siphon off votes from him, and the fuckers succeeded as well.
It was around this time that I was fired from the Washington Post for speaking the truth. I realized that following the same path my father took, would no longer cut it. I needed to do something different. I decided to make a deal with the devil, to save those in heaven and on earth.
Rudy is not a perfect man, but he has always been fighting for good. I decided to have faith in him, and back his 2016 presidential run. The media, of which I was once a part of, lambasted him as a fascist. Look, I know he said some racist things about Mexicans, but sometimes you have to do controversial things in order to get elected. Kucinich can attest to that.
Crazy Dennis Kucinich would ultimately win the election. The hopes of the communists across the country laid with him, and though the Clintons, and their media empire tried to portray him as a racist, just as often as they did Giulliani, but the voters didn’t care. Rudy would have defeated Crazy Dennis, but the cabal rallied behind that crazy Christian cuck Falwell to stop him, all their moderate candidates having lost already. Too bad the Christian candidate wasn’t all that god fearing, as a video of him jerking off to his wife getting fucked by a nig- black man was leaked days before the election.
I tried to give Dennis a chance. I genuinely did. He supported Ron Paul back in 2012, and he appointed my sister to the State Department. I got to talk with him a few days before his inauguration, and he told me that he would put an end to all the endless wars, and backing of Islamist regimes. I trusted him, but he quickly proved to be worse than the Clinton’s, as he severed ties with the patriotic regimes in Eastern Europe, and threatened the Russians and Turkish.
At the same time my sister, who was brainwashed into becoming a compliant in their war crimes, resigned from the Senate, and someone new would be appointed. The cabal did not even hide their existence anymore, and appointed Hillary Clinton’s lesbian partner Huma Abedin Abu Dhabi. At the same time they threw Rudy in prison on trumped up charges, just to show us that they did not want to be fucked with. I decided that I had enough, and ran for the seat in 2017, not as a Democrat, but as a Republican.
Of course such decisions are controversial, and when I ran a campaign where I told it like it is, I further triggered the libs. I’m not a conservative, nor a liberal, I’m someone who looks for solutions, and solves things. I wanted to shake Washington up, and the cabal got fucking scared. What was once considered to be a safe seat for the Democrats came into serious danger, and the fuckers had to throw everything they had to win by 3 points. I may have lost the battle, but everyone knew I won the war.
At the same time I met General Flynn. A true patriot that was fired by that bitch Hillary Clinton for unraveling the truth. Michael escaped with his life though, unlike Bobby. I joined Flynn on a trip to Russia for the signing of the Sochi treaty, which established a patriotic bloc spanning from the Mediterranean all the way to Budapest to the Barents Sea. Sergey Naryshkin had finished what the late Vladimir Putin started. There Michael Flynn allowed me entrance into a secret group of patriots known as the Digital Soldiers, led by someone who had infiltrated the deep state named Q.
A few months later he unraveled numerous documents, and videos, which proved the corruption, and satanism of the Deep State. While the liberal media tried to argue that a video of Hillary Clinton stabbing and eating a boy was a “deepfake” most American patriots knew the truth, and gave the Republican party one of its biggest majorities in history.
I became a hero overnight, and everyone started talking about me running for president. After having a discussion with Q and Michael, I decided to throw my hat into the ring. The deep state elements within the GOP tried to stop me, but I easily led all polls. The cabal became so depressed, that they conspired with the Chinese and launched a fake pandemic across the globe. Bobby had warned me years ago about something like this happening, and told me that desperate regimes are able to commit such atrocities, and there is no regime as authoritarian and desperate as the Chinese, who had already started shooting protesters again.
Crazy Dennis and the rest of the deep state acted like they cared about this, but all they did was lock everyone up against this fake virus. Even most Republicans followed his lead, but throughout 2019 and 2020 I was the only candidate that still knocked on the doors of Americans, and gave them hope, and told them what they can do for their country.
I grounded my enemies as fine as the dust of the earth; I trampled them in the gutter like dirt. The primaries were no problem, as I won every state, even if the deep state approved candidates won a few states according to the media. All enemies of America united behind the communist Kucinich. They were ready to declare a new Soviet Union, if he was elected president again. I would not allow this to happen, and neither would the American people. They handed me a victory as big as George Washington, and every elector in the electoral college. Of course, patriots both within and outside of congress had to help me with gaining some of them from the deep state. Hundreds became martyrs, thousands of Democrats had to be killed, and Q was compromised, but we liberated our country.
Now I stand as the hero of America. With Flynn on my right side, and a soon to be released Giuliani on my left.