''According to my sources, Yokai Man has confessed to mayhem. Dudley Do-Right - and I take no joy in reporting this - has ordered death, by firing squad"-Louise Mensch
I have information that PROVES Margaret Beckett and Harriet Harman are sisters and I’m willing to give it in exchange for a few buckets of KFC and some mescaline
David Owen 1989 Simulator:
-Control the actions of the Continuity SDP and try to remain politically relevant
-Over 500 original insults for your opponents
-Eleven possible campaigns and endings
-Nudity