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Jeremy Hunt's tenure as the shortest lasting PM in history (July-November 2019
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Jeremy Hunt's tenure as the shortest lasting PM in history (July-November 2019
Oh dearThe Israeli Relief, Recovery and Resettlement Act
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What did a seemingly inoffensive Disney voice actress do to get turned into President Evil?1980: A little Jewish girl named Lara Jill Miller takes up the name “Maggie Major”.
it’s funny to make any random actor into dan buckley, and you should do so at any timeWhat did a seemingly inoffensive Disney voice actress do to get turned into President Evil?
POD: Johnson is challenged from the left following a worse Bobby Baker scandal.
Feel an urge to do a list based on the Josie Long routine about Ed Miliband revealing he's a hardcore lefty the second he's elected
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1969-1972: Richard Nixon (Republican)
1968 def. (with Spiro Agnew) Hubert Humphrey (Democratic), George Wallace (American)
1969: Ted Kennedy dies with mistress in car accident
1972: Arthur Bremer assassinates president Nixon
1972-1973: Spiro Agnew (Republican)
1972: After nomination of left wing McGovern/Nader ticket, George Wallace leads conservative walk-out of DNC, selects Lester Maddox as running mate.
1972: Investigation of Agnew corruption drops in October causing “October Surprise”. Agnew collapses in polls shortly thereafter.
1973-1977: George McGovern (Democratic)
1972 def. (with Ralph Nader) Spiro Agnew (Republican), George Wallace (American)
1973: United States exits Vietnam; Saigon falls in October 1974, right wingers blame McGovern “mismanagement” for failure of South Vietnamese state.
1973: President McGovern blocks Taft-Hartley repeal; Labor wing of Democratic Party becomes furious and splits off.
1973: US backs Israel during Yom Kippur War
1973: Prince John Carlos II of Spain dies; his cousin Alfonso replaces him as Franco’s likely heir.
1974: Midterms produce giant Republican majorities; first house and senate majority in decades.
1974: Lockheed Martin bribery scandal drops.
1974 NY-SEN: Lyndon LaRouche (L) def. Jacob Javits (R/L), Ramsey Clark (D), Mario Biaggi (C/A)
1974 GA-SEN: Joe Morecraft III (A) def. Jimmy Carter (D)
1974 CO-SEN: Hunter S. Thompson (D) def. Peter Dominick (R), Earl Dodge (A)
1975: John M. King forms “Newscorp” to promote conservative values on television. Former president Agnew soon gets his own show; The Agnew Hour.
1975: Portugal falls to Communism after revolution; criticism falls upon McGovern administration for “allowing” it to happen.
1975: King Alfonso of Spain officially takes over for Fransisco Franco; declares “vigilance” in fighting “Spain’s enemies at home and abroad”.
1975: Former governor of California Ronald Reagan assassinated by Squeaky Fromme.
1976: Deng Xiaoping shot by drifter named 布鲁斯奥克利
1976: Hua Guofeng becomes leader of China.
1977-1985: John Connally (Republican)
1976 def. (with Thomas Moorer) George McGovern (Democratic), Meldrim Thompson (American), Frank Giglio (Labor)
1977: “Quiet Alliance” between Israel, Spain, South Africa, and Rhodesia formed. US begins heavily funding anti-Communist rebels in the former Portuguese African colonies.
1977-1980: United States invades Panama to retain US control of the Panama Canal. The war ends in 1980 with the installation of pro-USA dictatorial government and American control of canal.
1978-1992: Spain invades Portugal. Although no US troops are ever officially out on the ground, the U.S. is Spain’s main backer. The “Iberian War” lasts nearly a decade and a half as the conflict leads to massive destruction on the peninsula. A pro-capitalist dictatorship is eventually installed in Portugal.
1979: United States recognizes new nation of Zimbabwe-Rhodesia and election results in said nation. Connally begins funneling money towards anti-Mugabe troops to protect new state.
1980: Saudi Civil War breaks out between Saudi royal family, separatists, and Islamists. Although the war officially ends in 1997, the conflict continues at low levels until the present.
1980: United States cuts off funding to Zaire.
1980: A little Jewish girl named Lara Jill Miller takes up the name “Maggie Major”.
1980 def. (with Thomas Moorer) Ruebin Askew (Democratic), John Rarick (American), Lane Kirkland (Labor)
1981: Spiro Agnew goes on anti-semitic rant live on air; fired from King Network but becomes a hero among rising far right.
1981: Operation Red Dog: US-Canadian “filibusters” backed by South Africa and backed in secret by Connally administration overthrow the government of Dominica.
1981: Senator George Bush (R-TX) killed by family friend John Hinckley Jr.
1982 RI-SEN: Buddy Cianci (R) def. Richard Licht (D/L)
1983: Thomas Moorer alludes to “Zionist Control” over many government enterprises.
1985-1986: Gary Hart (Democratic)
1984 def. (with Joe Biden) Larry McDonald (American / Republican), Joseph Doorley (Labor), Pete McCloskey (Independent)
1985: Martin Scorsese assassinated by radical protestant Bruce Oakley after release of Last Temptation of Christ
1986-1987: Pres. Hart impeached and removed over adultery.
1986-1987: Joe Biden (Democratic)
1986: President Biden attempts to find peace in Ireland but is stonewalled by UK government; anti-UK sentiment grows in Biden admin over this.
1987: President Biden dies of a brain aneurism. Conspiracy theories emerge about his death being a MI6 plot or a Jewish plot.
1987-1989: Dianne Feinstein (Democratic)
1987: Jesse Jackson and Andrew Young die in JDL attack.
1989-1997: Lyndon LaRouche (Labor)
1988 def. (with Janice Hart) Dianne Feinstein (Democratic), Buddy Cianci (Republican), Joe Morehead III (American)
1989: Lyndon LaRouche decries illegal opium and crack trade in U.S., declares “Drug Wars” against Nicaragua, Columbia, and Thailand.
1989: Chinese Thaw begins as LaRouche reaches out to Chinese government.
1989-2000: Congo Wars begin after economic collapse of Zaire. Rwandan paramilitaries form “Hutuland” on Congolese border while massive conflict begins.
1989 NYC-MAY: Al Sharpton (D) def. Herman Badillo (R)
1990: “Dirty Bomb” used in Columbia conflict against US; Drug Wars become known as “Black Ditch”.
1990: Ariel Shanon killed.
1991: Windsor-Maxwell conspiracy revealed; anti-Semitism and anti-British sentiment grow.
1992 def. (with Janice Hart) Al Sharpton (Democratic) Ron Paul (Republican / American)
1993: Quebec votes for Independence from Canada; celebrated by LaRouche administration.
1994: Superior breaks off from Michigan to become a state.
1995: Australia votes to be a Republic.
1997-1999: James Traficant (American)
1996 def. (with Bob Casey) [elected by U.S. House of Representatives] Colin Powell (Republican), Joe Lieberman (Democratic), John DeCamp (Labor), Larry Elder (Independent)
1997: Pres. Traficant declares “New Operation [Naughty Word]” to remove US of “Mexican Drug Influence”.
1997: United States makes English official language.
1997: Pres. Traficant states opposition to “Zionist powers” in USA.
1997: Anti-Apartheid bill vetoed by president Traficant.
1999: House of Representatives elects Independent Roy Innis as speaker with a Labor-Democratic-Republican coalition
1999: Traficant impeached over corruption allegations. Although he resigns, he attempts an insurrection to regain power. It fails and ends in the deaths of many Traficant supporters.
1999-1999: Bob Casey (Democratic)
1999: Bob Casey dies of Irish Catholic syndrome.
1999-2001: Roy Innis (Independent)
1999: Dominica breaks off relations with the US for some reason.
2000: Race riots break out in Los Angeles after death of black man by white police officer. Conservatives decry “thuggery” “promoted” by Innis administration.
2001-2005: Ross Perot (Independent)
2000 def. (with Al Gore) [backed by Democratic] Roy Innis (Independent / Republican), Barry Goldwater II (American), Janice Hart (Labor)
2001: Economy crashes due to “tech bubble” bursting.
2002: Operation Red Dog ties to former president Connally revealed; Perot’s popularity drops in the process.
2002: Peru falls to Shining Path government.
2002: Former governor Pat Robertson killed in Hutuland after going to Zaire to lead “religious revival”.
2003: “La Raza” terrorist group bombs Phoenix Suns NBA arena. 2,000 die and pres. Perot passes PATRIOT act.
2005-2015: Maggie Major (American)
2004 def. (with Alan Keyes) [backed by Republican] Al Gore (Democratic), Jimmy Hoffa II (Labor)
2005: Puerto Rico given statehood as Pres. Major declares them “Pure Americans”
2006: United States invades Mexico as extension of Drug War.
2006: “Citizen Protection Camps” are formed; used to attack Mexican-Americans
2007: “Concordat” formed between France and United Isle of British after declaration that “America can no longer lead the West”
2007: President Major targeted for assassination by Pro-Mexican Catholic radicals St. Patricks Battalion.
2008: Historic Democratic-Labor pact nominates former Vice President Nader
2008 def. (with Wesley Clark) [backed by Republican] Ralph Nader (Democratic / Labor)
2009: United States begins losing ground to Mexico in Second Mexican-American War. Extensive propaganda used in USA to keep civilians supportive.
2010: Labor Party loses all senate seats but NY after investigations into party leadership. Democrats and Labor attack “Politically Motivated” investigations. Former president Lyndon LaRouche, now a senator, and a single representative, Akeem Dunbar, are the only Labor congressmen left.
2010: United States purchases Greenland.
2011: “Model Investment Zones” created by government to up production as recession begins.
2011: Two-term limit repealed.
2012: Democratic party decries president Major as a “pseudo dictator”. Begins calls for a constitutional convention and largely avoids presidential campaign. However they still nominate Robert Kennedy II
2012 def. (with Wesley Clark) [backed by Republican] Robert Kennedy II (Democratic), Lyndon LaRouche (Labor), Michael Bloomberg (Independent)
2014: United States begins officially losing territory to Mexico.
2015: President Major assassinated by disloyal Secret Service agent.
2015-2015: Wesley Clark (American)
2015: Full extent of US losses to Mexico exposed; President Clark begins to lose control of military.
2015-2015: Michael Flynn (Nonpartisan)
2015: United States ceases to exist. Republic of America formed without RoA control of Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico, Guam, and significant territory in Southwest.
2015-2019: Michael Flynn (Nonpartisan)
2019-2025: Tom Tancredo (Independent)
2018 def. [second round] Jim Cornette (Independent)
2025-2026: John Hickenlooper (Liberal)
2026 def. Mark Milley (Independent), Ro Khanna (Union), John Boyd (Farmers Alliance), Shelly Moore Capito (Crusade), Brian Kemp (Redeemers)
2026: President Hickenlooper killed by supporter of former president Major
2026-2027: Mark Milley (Independent-Acting)
2027-2033: Aaron Fetcher (Revival)
2027 def. John Fetterman (Union), Allan Fung (Liberal), Carly Fiorina (Freedom), Billie Sutton (Farmers Alliance), Josh Hawley (Crusaders)
1979-1980: Margret Thatcher (Conservative)
1979 def. James Callaghan (Labour), David Steel (Liberal)
1980: Irish Republican Army assassinates Thatcher.
1980-1987: Airey Neave (Conservative)
1980: Airey Neave elected to replace Thatcher. Neave declares “complete and utter defense of the nation” after her death.
1980: UK pledges support to Spain in Iberian war. Breaks “longest alliance” with Portugal.
1981: Queen Elizabeth killed by Christopher John Lewis.
1981: Tony Benn assassinated.
1982-1983: “Long Purges”; Neave administration kills many Irish Nationalist leaders; including Gerry Adams, Martin McGuinness, Thomas “Ta” Power, Ronnie Bunting, Hugh Torney, and Sean Garland. Irish Catholic population responds with riots.
1984 def. Dennis Healey (Labour), David Steel (Labour)
1985: United Kingdom continues to sponsor South African state.
1986: UK blocks Vice President and later President Biden’s attempts for peace in Ireland.
1987: Prime Minister Neave assassinated by Irish Republican Army.
1987-1989: Cecil Parkinson (Conservative)
1987: Parkinson declares “total war” on “Irish terrorists”.
1989-1991: Jack Cunningham (Labour)
1989 def. Cecil Parkinson (Conservative), Alan Beith (Liberal)
1991: Maxwell-Windsor scandal revealed; destabilizing British politics and the political system.
1991-1994: Ted Heath (Nonpartisan)
1994-1999: Jimmy Savile (Fix It!)
1992 def. Alan Beith (Centre) James Goldsmith (British Majority)
1993: United Kingdom becomes a Republic; renamed the United Isle of Britain.
1999-2003: Vince Cable (Centre)
1999 def. Jimmy Savile (Fix It!), Richard Franklin (British Majority)
2003-2011: Jeremy Clarkson (Three Lions)
2003 def. Vince Cable (Centre), Carol Thatcher (Fix It!), Nigel Farage (British Majority)
2007: Concordat formed between UK, France, Spain, and Portugal,
2008 def. Paddy Ashdown (Centre), Stephen Ladyman (Fix It!), Nigel Farage (British Majority)
2011-0000: Chris Packham (Ecology)
2011 def. Jeremy Clarkson (Three Lions), Stephen Ladyman (Fix It!), Nigel Farage (British Majority), Rajinder Singh (British National)
2012: Packam begins seizure of nuclear assets described as “authoritarian” by UN.
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Get your head in the bag, David.OH NO