Comrade Izaac
Secretary General of the Alt-Historians Union
- Pronouns
- They/Them
WAIT CORLISS LAMONT IS THE GREAT UNCLE OF NED LAMONT???
i do like how i’m genuinely unsure which one of us said thatthinking about how me and @Oppo once dinked and doinked around so much one of us said the phrase “lebron will be the corliss lamont of the second cold war”
Governors of Utah:WAIT CORLISS LAMONT IS THE GREAT UNCLE OF NED LAMONT???
thinking about how me and @Oppo once dinked and doinked around so much one of us said the phrase “lebron will be the corliss lamont of the second cold war” and then tried to put together some stupid thing where he becomes senator from ohio and then starts the california labor party later
anyway this is that
Presidents of the United States:
2021-2025: Joe Biden (Democratic)
2020 def. (with Kamala Harris) Donald Trump (Republican)
2025-2029: Ron DeSantis (Republican)
2024 def. (with Kristi Noem) Joe Biden (Democratic), Ye (B.U.R.N.I.N.)
2025: Beginning of Second Great Recession
2026: “March Against Poverty” on Washington led by Chris Smalls ends in violence
2029-2037: Tina Kotek (Democratic)
2028 def. (with Tim Ryan) Ron DeSantis (Republican), Mark Cuban (Independent), Matt Gaetz (Free Matt Gaetz)
2031: Chinese invasion of Vietnam officially begins “Second Cold War”
2032 def. (with Tim Ryan) Yvette Herrell (Republican)
2037-2045: Lisa Blunt Rochester (Democratic)
2036 def. (with Jon Osoff) A Republican (Republican)
2040 def. (with Jon Osoff) A Republican (Republican)
Senators from Ohio [Class III]:
2023-2029: Tim Ryan (Democratic)
2022 def. J.D. Vance (Republican)
2029-2034: LeBron James (Democratic) [resigned after founding Sino-American Friendship Council]
2034-2035: J.D. Vance (Republican)
2028 def. Katie Blackburn (Republican)
2035-????: Anthony Gonzalez (Republican)
2034 def. Marc Dan (Democratic)
2040 def. Capri Cafaro (Democratic)
Governors of California:
2019-2027: Gavin Newsom (Democratic)
2018 def. John Cox (Republican), Antonio Villaraigosa (Democratic), Travis Allen (Republican)
2021 Recall: Failed
2022 def. Brian Dahle (Republican)
2027-2035: Rob Bonta (Democratic)
2026 def. Elon Musk (Republican), Kevin Kiley (Republican)
2030 def. Eleni Kounalakis (Democratic), Kevin Kiley (Republican), Todd Gloria (Democratic)
2035-2043: Cottie Petrie-Norris (Democratic)
2034 def. David Valadao (Republican), Rusty Hicks (Cali. Labor), Todd Glorida (Democratic)
2038 def. Rusty Hicks (Cali. Labor), Jamie Gallagher (Republican)
(that has been sued for not including women too
it’s basically @Blackentheborg fuellol, lmao
if someone asked u to parody modern American liberalism and u said "Suing Bohemian Grove for not including women" u would be laughed off for being too on the nose
Reminds me of Joe Lieberman declining membership in the Skull of Bones because they didn’t have any black bonesmen(that has been sued for not including women too lmao)
“yeah creamping an indian skull is cool but i’d like to do it with a strong black man next to me”Reminds me of Joe Lieberman declining membership in the Skull of Bones because they didn’t have any black bonesmen
no comment.it’s basically @Blackentheborg fuel
i’d give him some slack for his cars exploding and hanging out with epstein
i understand why he announced his conversion to the GOP right before the news broke, but it feels like he wasted the opportunity. like he definitely has bigger skeletons than that and yet he blew it on something i guarantee every billionaire has done at least 3 timesdont forget about him probably sexually harrassing an air stewardess!
i understand why he announced his conversion to the GOP right before the news broke, but it feels like he wasted the opportunity. like he definitely has bigger skeletons than that and yet he blew it on something i guarantee every billionaire has done at least 3 times