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Biaggi’s Other Opium Den
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Presidents of the United States:
2045-2045: Graham Biaggi (Anti-Kansas Movement)[1]
[1] Impeached for using entire treasury to fund “Memphis rap revival” and the creation of the Department of Blackgaze
The world is not ready for Deafheaven releasing an AOTY
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sadness had AOTY of 2017 with i want to be there and as president i would make everyone recognize this !!
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tyler/phil elverum fans seething rn
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2001-2001: George W. Bush (Republican)
2001-2009: Dick Cheney (Republican)
2000 def. (with Dick Cheney) Al Gore (Democratic), Ralph Nader (Green)
2001: 9/11 Attacks lead to death of George Bush, 4,500 other Americans
2002: Invasion of Afghanistan
2002: Creation of semi-autonomous Department of Homeland Security led by Jim Gilmore
2003: Invasion of Iraq
2004 def. (with Bill Owens) Gary Hart (Democratic), Ralph Nader (Green)
2005: Invasion of Syria
2006: Creation of United States Iraq-Syria Rebuilding Force led by Robert Gates
2009-2013: John McCain (Republican)
2008 def. (with Joe Lieberman) John Edwards (Democratic), Mike Gravel (Green-Libertarian), Chuck Baldwin (Constitution)
2009: Invasion of Iran
2010: Kurdish Free State created out of United States Iraq-Syria Rebuilding Force
2013-2015: Evan Bayh (Democratic)
2015-2016: Eric Greitens (Democratic)
2016-2025: Eric Greitens (Republican)
2012 def. (with Eric Greitens) John McCain (Republican)
2014: United States Iraq-Syria Rebuilding Force ended, Iraq given independence and divided into Shia and Sunni West and East Iraq under “Biden Plan”. Alawite and Druze states created out of Syria, with an independent rump Syria remaining as well. Massive ethnic cleansing and violence occurs.
2015: Impeachment of Evan Bayh over corruption allegations
2016 def. (with John Andrews) Mary Burke (Democratic), Donald Trump (Independent)
2020 def. (with John Andrews) John Kitzhaber (Democratic)
2025-????: Daniel Bliss (Democratic)
2024 def. (with Kasim Reed) John Andrews (Republican)
2026: Iran War comes to an end with full American withdrawal.
2001-2009: Dick Cheney (Republican)
2000 def. (with Dick Cheney) Al Gore (Democratic), Ralph Nader (Green)
2001: 9/11 Attacks lead to death of George Bush, 4,500 other Americans
2002: Invasion of Afghanistan
2002: Creation of semi-autonomous Department of Homeland Security led by Jim Gilmore
2003: Invasion of Iraq
2004 def. (with Bill Owens) Gary Hart (Democratic), Ralph Nader (Green)
2005: Invasion of Syria
2006: Creation of United States Iraq-Syria Rebuilding Force led by Robert Gates
2009-2013: John McCain (Republican)
2008 def. (with Joe Lieberman) John Edwards (Democratic), Mike Gravel (Green-Libertarian), Chuck Baldwin (Constitution)
2009: Invasion of Iran
2010: Kurdish Free State created out of United States Iraq-Syria Rebuilding Force
2013-2015: Evan Bayh (Democratic)
2015-2016: Eric Greitens (Democratic)
2016-2025: Eric Greitens (Republican)
2012 def. (with Eric Greitens) John McCain (Republican)
2014: United States Iraq-Syria Rebuilding Force ended, Iraq given independence and divided into Shia and Sunni West and East Iraq under “Biden Plan”. Alawite and Druze states created out of Syria, with an independent rump Syria remaining as well. Massive ethnic cleansing and violence occurs.
2015: Impeachment of Evan Bayh over corruption allegations
2016 def. (with John Andrews) Mary Burke (Democratic), Donald Trump (Independent)
2020 def. (with John Andrews) John Kitzhaber (Democratic)
2025-????: Daniel Bliss (Democratic)
2024 def. (with Kasim Reed) John Andrews (Republican)
2026: Iran War comes to an end with full American withdrawal.
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rosa
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Only unbased part of this is Kasim Reed
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my brother in christ you are serving in the iraq-syria occupation zone putting the biden plan into motion
We coulda had the US occupation authority rebuild the UAR
They should have had sent tanks to overthrow el-SisiWe coulda had the US occupation authority rebuild the UAR
I like how Jim Gilmore is the guy who got 12 votes IOTL and the J. Edgar Hoover of the War on Terror ITTL
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Marine LeFRAUD is actually 0-11 in direct french presidential elections!
1965-1969: too lazy to show up
1974: her fraudther jean-marie leFRAUD lost in the first round (maGOAT’s dad would’ve won in a landslide)
1981: too lazy to show up
1988: her fraudther only got 15% of the vote against easy competition
1995: another failure for the leFRAUD bloodline, wouldnt even make the second round in an all-right election
2002: bloodline bitched by chirac
2007: bloodline bitched once again (owned by libya)
2012: couldn’t even make the second round
2017: choked to a guy who got groomed in kindergarten
2022: only made the second round due to bias against melechgoat, choked only chance to ever become president, bitched once again, couldn’t even hold on to white working class voters, got smoked by french brandon
LeFRAUD isn’t even a top 500 far right leader in FRENCH history
jean royer > marine leFRAUD (LeFraud competes against mickey mouse plumber gaullists)
1965-1969: too lazy to show up
1974: her fraudther jean-marie leFRAUD lost in the first round (maGOAT’s dad would’ve won in a landslide)
1981: too lazy to show up
1988: her fraudther only got 15% of the vote against easy competition
1995: another failure for the leFRAUD bloodline, wouldnt even make the second round in an all-right election
2002: bloodline bitched by chirac
2007: bloodline bitched once again (owned by libya)
2012: couldn’t even make the second round
2017: choked to a guy who got groomed in kindergarten
2022: only made the second round due to bias against melechgoat, choked only chance to ever become president, bitched once again, couldn’t even hold on to white working class voters, got smoked by french brandon
LeFRAUD isn’t even a top 500 far right leader in FRENCH history
jean royer > marine leFRAUD (LeFraud competes against mickey mouse plumber gaullists)
Comrade Izaac
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Macron is less the French Brandon and more the significantly more swagged out French Terry McAuliffe
McAuliffe is an horribly failed attempt by the Clinton Foundation to create the perfect puppet candidate.
Comrade Izaac
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it's so funny how Ossof absolutely could have been that guy if he had won the Georgia House Special Election in 2017 and instead became a mildly progressive civic libertarian with a distinct political aversion to big money
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all those tls where billy boy dies cuz of al quaeda or something at the peak of his popularity in ‘96 while the paleocon/neocon split eat the republicans alive are all great scenarios for hildog pretty running the dems like this
rosa
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What can I say except Iraqi freedom
rosa
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Instead he's a based twink now
Luke_Starkiller
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Mine had a reborn Dan Quayle as the One True God of the GOP, fusing the Reaganite and Buchananite camps into one hellish creature.
After that, the Eternal Clinton Spring starts with Hilldawg running the party and country from 2013 to 2021, with Ed Rendell, Kirsten Gillibrand, Cory Booker, and several others acting as her servants.
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i did this but it was different, its still threadmarked here
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