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[gentleman biaggi]

Worst Album of the 1960s (in a good way[1]): Musique Barbare - Karel Appel (2.0/10)

machine gun by peter brotzmann*

 

[AnActualFam]

There needs to be more. I want to see how tf does Lee Harvey Oswald even go up through politics.

 

[gentleman biaggi]

There needs to be more. I want to see how tf does Lee Harvey Oswald even go up through politics.

i might do a follow up, it was just sitting in my drafts for like 2 days and i decided to post the raw version

 

[Walpurgisnacht]

1945: The Morgenthau Plan is put into place, splitting Germany into three, with the "Western Occupation Zone" becoming pastoralized and decimated to prevent an industrialized Germany from rising again. However, Southern and Northern Germany are united into a neutral Republic led by Kurt Schumacher in 1949.

1948: Recognition of State of Israel by Pres. Wallace.

1958: Aneurin Bevan is elected in a Labour-CPGB-Socialist League coalition in the United Kingdom

please stop, I can only get so erect

Howard Carwile

You KNOW the list is going to be good when you have to leave Wikipedia to find out who a candidate is.

I assume VP Oswald was orchestrating the death of Walker from behind the scenes somehow, as I feel like someone stable enought to be considered for Veep wouldn't be shimmying up a clock tower to knock off a guy. Still...

 

[gentleman biaggi]

my redux of the love sosa intro with “prince charles” replacing chief keef bit and “bloke” replacing the n-word becomes known as “the worst thing ever posted” and immediately gets me exiled to malta

creating the “worst post of all time” by using the lyrics to hellcats & trackhawks to connect to the kennedy family here’s what i got so far

only the family in my eyes, bitch we got each other - robert
i just popped a perc and drank a gallon man that hurt my stomach - jack
doin the dash inside the lamb that shit had make me vomit - ted

definitely still a work in progress but i think if i find the right genius lyric card and video editor i can create what they call “online 9/11”

literally made the same post twice

 

[gentleman biaggi]

becoming a mongolian nationalist for literally no reason

 

[theev]

becoming a mongolian nationalist for literally no reason

I have a Mongolian friend who once visited Iran a few years ago and still got shit for the Ilkhanate

 

[Meppo]

I have a Mongolian friend who once visited Iran a few years ago and still got shit for the Ilkhanate

my condolences

 

[rosa]

@Catalunya

1945-1949: Henry Wallace / vacant (Democratic)
1945: Deciding not to utilize the atomic bomb, the United States, China, and Soviet Union begin a joint invasion of Japan, ending the war in 1946 with a Japanese surrender.
1945: The Morgenthau Plan is put into place, splitting Germany into three, with the "Western Occupation Zone" becoming pastoralized and decimated to prevent an industrialized Germany from rising again. However, Southern and Northern Germany are united into a neutral Republic led by Kurt Schumacher in 1949.
1946: Japan is divided into three occupation zones, one controlled by the Chinese, one by the Soviets, and one by America.
1946: The Chinese Civil War officially ends with a KMT-CPC "joint government" and a "Neutral China" policy enforced by the United States and USSR.
1946: "Intelligence Coup", a plot led by J. Edgar Hoover, is discovered, as such a major "overhaul" of the intelligence system is led by Wallace and the Senate.
1947: Leaders of the USA Intelligence Community:
Chair of HUAC: J.W. Robinson (D-UT)
Secretary of State: Alger Hiss
Attorney General: Tom Clark
Director of the FBI: Vincent Hallinan
Director of OSS: Donald Wheeler
1947: The FBI begins heavy investigations into Southern segregationist networks, with the plan to "undermine white supremacist structure".
1947: The "March on Washington" by several African-American leaders is met by Henry Wallace, who signs executive order ending discrimination in Armed Forces and D.C. government during march.
1947: Wallace and OSS back overthrow of Spanish government led by Francisco Franco, and its replacement with a left-leaning (but publicly neutral) democratic government led by Bernardo Giner de los Ríos. Rios notably leads a "third way" between Communism and Capitalism, and also begins the long decolonization within Europe, by releasing Spanish colonies in Morocco. Portugal, fearing something similar, begins a pact with MI6 to put down any sort of similar rebellion within their borders.
1948: Taft-Hartley Act fails to override Pres. Wallace's veto, is put down.
1948: Recognition of State of Israel by Pres. Wallace.
1948: Popular Democratic Front wins Italian Elections.
1948: United Party forms coalition with Labour in South Africa

1948 Election:
View attachment 59463
Henry Wallace / Claude Pepper (Democratic) - 310 EVs
Robert Taft / Earl Warren (Republican) - 162 EVs
Benjamin Travis Laney / James Eastland (State's Rights) - 59 EVs

1949-1953: Henry Wallace / Claude Pepper (Democratic)
1949: North, South, and West Germany unite, join "Third Way" alliance with Spain and Italy.
1949: Universal Healthcare Passed within Congress.
1950: Mitchell Report, 2002: The OSS & State Department pressure a Labour-Liberal-CPGB coalition into power after a UK election without a majority.
1950: Public Housing is desegregated by Wallace administration.
1951: HUAC begins investigation of several public officials for "Nazi and KKK ties", southern representatives across nation are arrested. In response, many "Dixiecrats" stand against Wallace administration, forming "Sovereignty Clubs" across the south to oppose "Northern interference".
1951: After pressure from the OSS, South Africa begins integration
1952: T.R.M Howard begins protests in Mississippi against segregation at gas stations and violence within Mississippi highway patrol. Wallace and FBI back Howard and begin investigation of several Southern police agencies.
1952: The Mau Mau Rebellion begins, backed by the OSS and Soviet Union to support decolonization.
1952: The State's Rights Party is formed as a national vehicle, getting ballot access in 25 states, although Democratic leadership in several states successfully keeps them off the ballot, notably including Louisiana as the Long Family gains even more power.

View attachment 59473
Eliot Roosevelt / Roy Turner (Democratic) - 303 EVs
Henry Cabot Lodge / John Bricker (Republican) - 147 EVs
Douglas MacArthur / George Smathers (State's Rights) - 81 EVs

1953-1961: Eliot Roosevelt / Roy Turner (Democratic)
1953: Brown v. Board - School desegregation is ordered by Supreme Court, FBI begins to take serious action to back desegregation against Southern governments.
1953: D.A. "Jelly" Bryce is appointed Director of the FBI, his "cowboy" leadership leads to notable high profile takedowns of white supremacist groups.
1953: Carroll Gartin is arrested for anti-desegregation disobedience and connections to the KKK, southern riots are put down.
1954: "Second March on Washington" led by A. Phillip Randolph begins, leads to signings of Civil Rights Acts (1954-1957) [just imagine the 1964 & 1968 ones scattered]
1954: "Path of Southern Resistance" begins as various white supremacist groups try to take up arms against the administration, Roosevelt leads takedown of white supremacist groups, and begins "Second Reconstruction" as "De-Klanification" occurs in South.
1954: As integration is resisted by many white members of South Africa, the OSS overthrows United government, replacing it with a multiethnic government led by Howard Strachan, which transitions towards integration much faster. Although whites attempt to take up arms, various militas crush them. Multiethnic elections are held in 1957.
1954: State's Rights Party is banned for "connections to KKK" and "insubordination"
1955: For mismanagement of the "Mau Mau Crisis" and "Communist Subversion" the Labour-Liberal-CPGB government (re-elected in 1954) is overthrown by Harold Alexander, leading to a far-right dictatorship in the UK.
1956: The OSS backs opponents of the Alexander regime in a general strike.

View attachment 59474
Eliot Roosevelt / Roy Turner (Democratic) - 352 EVs
Harold Stassen / Margret Chase Smith (Republican) - 179 EVs

1957: Eliot Roosevelt calls for "Winds of Change" to "Strike Africa" and begins to back decolonization movements publicly.
1957: The Portuguese government, a strong opponent of Roosevelt's, is overthrown, as the Salazar regime is replaced with Francisco Pereira de Moura, who falls ideologically in line with Spain, Italy, and Germany.
1958: Charles De Gualle takes power in France
1958: As the US boycotts and backs its opponents, the Harold Alexander regime steps down, and UK elections are held in 1958.
1958: Jack Anderson, who allegedly had information on several of President Roosevelt's "affairs", is assassinated by (later to be discovered) members of the OSS.
1958: The CPUSA wins its first house election in a fusion ticket with the American Labor Party, electing Benjamin Davis Jr., with the help of Paul Robeson and Vito Marcantonio. Despite calls for his removal, Davis is seated.
1958: Aneurin Bevan is elected in a Labour-CPGB-Socialist League coalition in the United Kingdom, later findings would show significant OSS participation in the election.
1959: Kenya is given independence under Bevan regime, greater African decolonization continues.

View attachment 59504
Howard Carwile / Orville Freeman (Democratic) - 294 EVs
Thomas Kuchel / Norris Cotton (Republican) - 243 EVs

1961-1969: Howard Carwile / Orville Freeman (Democratic)
1961: Pres. Carwile begins "Clean-Up" of U.S. government, sending "Jelly" Bryce on various missions to root out Mafia and other corrupt influences within the federal government.
1961: Walter Sisulu becomes the first Native African President of South Africa after a two-round presidential election.
1961: "Michigan Corruption Trials" begin, indicting 43 leaders of the Michigan Republican Party.
1961: The Conservative Party is formed by William Buckley and Lamar Hunt in opposition to the increasingly moderate and "submissive" Republican Party, and "extreme left" Democratic Party
1962: Algeria gains independence
1962: Charles De Gualle is assassinated, and a new Communist-Socialist Pact soon gains power in France.
1962: In controversial statement, Joe Kennedy II, a key conservative candidate, attacks the Democratic Party as "anti-Catholic" in Massachusetts gubernatorial race
1962: William Momyer quits United States military over "subversive influences"
1963: Edwin Walker is assassinated in Dallas, pinned on future Vice President Lee Harvey Oswald
1963: Memphis Riots: Riots occur in Memphis, Tennessee, inspiring Carwile's "Second Round" of Civil Rights legislation. Despite Conservative Party opposition, much of the legislation is passed.
1963: The "Urban Revival Plan" is passed, providing 145 Million over 10 years towards cities, while also providing significant reform of present zoning laws.
1963: Attorney General Estes Kefauver is assassinated by the Mob, Carwile continues his "war on Mafia" afterwards, now led by Roy Cohn.
1964: The conservative wing of the Republican Party walks out and joins the Conservatives after the nomination of Elmer Anderson.
1964: The CPUSA, American Labor Party, Minnesota Farmer-Labor Party, and various others, nominate a so-called "Popular Front" ticket, challenging Carwile from the left.

View attachment 59510
Howard Carwile / Orville Freeman (Democratic) - 305 EVs
William Momyer / Bill Buckley (Conservative) - 201 EVs
Elmer Anderson / Bill Scranton (Republican) - 32 EVs
Benjamin Davis Jr. / Lee Pressman (Popular Front) - 0 EVs

Henry Wallace should be a Tumblr sexyman fr

 

[gentleman biaggi]

dudes got beef on sea lion press while i’m just tryna see some breasts

 

[Catalunya]

dudes got beef on sea lion press while i’m just tryna see some breasts

If I managed to pull breast pics on sea lion press, I’d immediately kill myself, as everything after that is just a let down.

 

[gentleman biaggi]

If I managed to pull breast pics on sea lion press, I’d immediately kill myself, as everything after that is just a let down.

if you got sent that on slp you would be down worse than any human being ever

 

[gentleman biaggi]

lost freeway playboi carti collab be like: wake up frothy!

 

[gentleman biaggi]

alright yk what here’s what actually happens

-henry wallace becomes president in 1945
-he gets the works thrown on him by the security state and still nukes japan
-j edgar hoover never coups him like @Alexander Helios has suggested but does blackmail him his whole term and gets the guru letters released in 1948
-hoover and wallace have a huge beef in 1948 and then wallace fires hoover. hoover becomes a macarthur type figure amongst the usa right, and gets rewarded for his firing with… a seat as chief justice
-germany is still divided into two but only after Morgenthau Unchained rips through west Germany. South Germany + their portion of the Pastoralized Zone soon becomes Literally Italy with their secret military + a stronger and more motivated Bavaria keeping the nation extremely conservative.
-wallace fucks up the marshall plan and it’s blocked by congress because he’s too stubborn to not send money to the warsaw pact. this + greater isolationist spirit creates a more independent europe.
-the southern walk out is much worse here, and the dixiecrats win texas, arkansas, georgia, and north carolina
-robert taft (a completely unelectable isolationist) bites it. as such the more electable, more violent macarthur wins in 1948
-macarthur doesn’t destroy the economic state of the US like taft in LtP but he does use nukes pretty liberally. say bye bye to manchuria, much of indochina, etc
-stalin dies in “doctors plot” widescale pogroms begin in georgia
-stalin is replaced with beria, who, like stalin, applies the madman theory to all us presidents and backs down quite frequently. as such there is much less dawg in the soviets and they lose ground
-macarthur allies with the dixiecrats in 52 ofc
-harlan stone is replaced with glen taylor who is blackmailed into being replaced by j edgar hoover, murphy and rutledge are replaced by sickos. brown v board (or its equivalent) is shut down 6-3
-because france-usa nukes indochina, colonialism stays around a lot longer, as the oppressed peoples of the world fear atomic annihilation.
-R-SR alliance nominates ellis yarnal berry who defeats (put an idealist here) in 1956
-berry blocks any significant liberal legislation and tears through unions and civil rights with the full arm of the south and west behind him
-ezra taft benson begins to puppeteer the LDS
-it’s all downhill from here (frank ocean reference)

1945-1949: Henry Wallace (Democratic)
1949-1957: Douglas MacArthur (Republican)
1948 def. (with Harold Stassen) Benjamin Travis Laney (Dixiecrats), Henry Wallace (Democratic)
1952 def. (with Harold Stassen) Owen Brewster (National), Brien McMahon (Democratic)
1957-1965: Ellis Berry (Republican-National)
1956 def. (with Everett Dirksen) Hubert Humphrey (Democratic)
1960 def. (with Barry Goldwater) Thomas Dodd (Democratic)
1965-????: Carroll Gartin (National)
1964 def. (with Edwin Walker) Barry Goldwater (Republican), Joe Kennedy II (Democratic)
1965: “Walls Policy” begins - ”full separation of races” policy occurs. USA falls into “ERA OF DIVISION”


FUCK WALLACE GANG - NOT A DISS WE JUST NOT DICKRIDERS

 

[gentleman biaggi]

machine gun by peter brotzmann*

SIKE WE ON TROUT MASK REPLICA GANG

 

[gentleman biaggi]

SIKE WE ON TROUT MASK REPLICA GANG

 

[gentleman biaggi]

john kitzhaber got the most dead opps in oregon history darzan finishing in third

 

[gentleman biaggi]

 

[AnActualFam]

Hot Take: Both Kanye and Drake fell off.

 

[gentleman biaggi]