ASB WI: Saddam v Bush duel

[OHC]

I came across this piece of historical nonsense yesterday. It's kind of a Frivolous ASB question here, but I can't help but wonder - what weapons would the presidents choose, and who would win?

I imagine if it involved hand-to-hand combat, W - ten years younger and known to at least pretend to do physical work on his ranch - would have the advantage. No idea who was the better shot, though.

 

[GBW]

Hopefully they don't each have a second. Dick Cheney will be more of a danger to W than to any opponent if he has a shotgun in hand.

 

[Jackson Lennock]

"I reckon this here region ain't big enough for the both of us Saddam. Meet me in the middle of the east at high noon."

 

[Kimkatya]

"I reckon this here region ain't big enough for the both of us Saddam. Meet me in the middle of the east at high noon."

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as if he's not a secret new englander.

 

[Yokai Man]

I came across this piece of historical nonsense yesterday. It's kind of a Frivolous ASB question here, but I can't help but wonder - what weapons would the presidents choose, and who would win?

I imagine if it involved hand-to-hand combat, W - ten years younger and known to at least pretend to do physical work on his ranch - would have the advantage. No idea who was the better shot, though.

On one hand yes but on the other hand Saddam has personally killed before and was a high school bully/leader of a street gang so he’s more experienced in terms of violence.

Meanwhile I don’t think Dubya ever killed someone willing,compared to a violent thug like Saddam who kills for shits and giggles he doesn’t stand a chance.

Now,if it were Saddam vs Chrétien now that would be a real fight,two violent born thugs going full hardcore.

 

[SpanishSpy]

"I reckon this here region ain't big enough for the both of us Saddam. Meet me in the middle of the east at high noon."

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