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National
Republican: Year three of them "not being the Party of Rin Tin Tin anymore," let's look at the two biggest accomplishments of President Johnson
Rick Santorum: Remember when people on this site thought he was going primary Johnson like unironically?
Rick Scott: Bro you're in your 70s
India Bush: Are The Bushes under some kind of curse? Does the family get off to losing horribly? Why do they keep running?!?
Democratic: The only party where the biggest perennial candidate since Lyndon LaRouche did better than the guy who was TIME's person of the Year multiple times and President
John Wolfe Jr.: Well I mean him winning is "possible" in the general, just not realistic or likely
Fido Davis: "I was President!" he cries with a whimper "D-do y'all have n-no positive memories of between 2001 & 2005?" he sobs "I was Socks' veep! I deserve something! Anything! Please!" he weeps
Max Rose: His "I think Moreau Sapiens shouldn't have children because they would eat them" shirt is rising questions already answered by the shirt
Biology:You mean the party that openly thinks getting called a speciest is a compliment has problems with groups besides Moreaus? WHO COULD OF SEEN THAT COMING?!?
Green: Just because we believe in eugenics and international interventions doesn't mean we aren't left wing
Bill Kristol: He has updated his twitter bio to have "Daddy Bill". I want off the ride
M.S.A.: This is the election guys! Our Comrades in Species are going to realize the truth about inherently speciesism under Capitalism and the two party system! I know we said about 2016, 2012, and 2008 but THIS is the one!
Local (A.K.A Britain and Quebec I ain't writing about like Nebraska)
Conservative: F in chat for Larry. Imagine yourself in his shoes: young, hip, popular with everyone. Then you become Governor and now you're being called "violent" in your meetings with Palmerston and Freya, a bigot for some things you said (more than once) about Rodents and non-mammalian Moreaus. Now the old bastard Humphrey himself wants to primary you.
Labour: The grand old light of the Western left, now being led by a Moreau Sapiens!(PLEASE Ignore what our backbenchers say about her)
Aero Churchill:She is the basic center left Labour leader that comes with the picture but her family was Tories (Literally The Churchills), her dad worked for Blair, and she has seen a poor person! Party unity achieved
Keir Starmer: The Leader in waiting, we would be twenty points ahead with him instead of chairwoman Aero ya know
Liberté pour le Québec: They're in complete control of Quebec ,it might be time for something that starts with a r Gary
The Foreign and Godless land known as the U.S.S.R
Laika:She's not even trying to play democracy anymore . 101% of the vote ? Two days before the polls open ? Really ?!
Lyudi-obez'yany:Oh those wacky children of Ivanov. Without them making sure the National Bolsheviks make the ballot where would Soviet democracy be ?
Special thanks to @Anarcho-Occultist ,@Oppo and @gentleman biaggi
National
Republican: Year three of them "not being the Party of Rin Tin Tin anymore," let's look at the two biggest accomplishments of President Johnson
- continuing the space cold war with The Martian diaspora when Garyboy was elected as a Non-interventionist
- smothering the largest infrastructure plan since the end of the Second Air War in the crib
Rick Santorum: Remember when people on this site thought he was going primary Johnson like unironically?
Rick Scott: Bro you're in your 70s
India Bush: Are The Bushes under some kind of curse? Does the family get off to losing horribly? Why do they keep running?!?
Democratic: The only party where the biggest perennial candidate since Lyndon LaRouche did better than the guy who was TIME's person of the Year multiple times and President
John Wolfe Jr.: Well I mean him winning is "possible" in the general, just not realistic or likely
Fido Davis: "I was President!" he cries with a whimper "D-do y'all have n-no positive memories of between 2001 & 2005?" he sobs "I was Socks' veep! I deserve something! Anything! Please!" he weeps
Max Rose: His "I think Moreau Sapiens shouldn't have children because they would eat them" shirt is rising questions already answered by the shirt
Biology:You mean the party that openly thinks getting called a speciest is a compliment has problems with groups besides Moreaus? WHO COULD OF SEEN THAT COMING?!?
Green: Just because we believe in eugenics and international interventions doesn't mean we aren't left wing
Bill Kristol: He has updated his twitter bio to have "Daddy Bill". I want off the ride
M.S.A.: This is the election guys! Our Comrades in Species are going to realize the truth about inherently speciesism under Capitalism and the two party system! I know we said about 2016, 2012, and 2008 but THIS is the one!
Local (A.K.A Britain and Quebec I ain't writing about like Nebraska)
Conservative: F in chat for Larry. Imagine yourself in his shoes: young, hip, popular with everyone. Then you become Governor and now you're being called "violent" in your meetings with Palmerston and Freya, a bigot for some things you said (more than once) about Rodents and non-mammalian Moreaus. Now the old bastard Humphrey himself wants to primary you.
Labour: The grand old light of the Western left, now being led by a Moreau Sapiens!(PLEASE Ignore what our backbenchers say about her)
Aero Churchill:She is the basic center left Labour leader that comes with the picture but her family was Tories (Literally The Churchills), her dad worked for Blair, and she has seen a poor person! Party unity achieved
Keir Starmer: The Leader in waiting, we would be twenty points ahead with him instead of chairwoman Aero ya know
Liberté pour le Québec: They're in complete control of Quebec ,it might be time for something that starts with a r Gary
The Foreign and Godless land known as the U.S.S.R
Laika:She's not even trying to play democracy anymore . 101% of the vote ? Two days before the polls open ? Really ?!
Lyudi-obez'yany:Oh those wacky children of Ivanov. Without them making sure the National Bolsheviks make the ballot where would Soviet democracy be ?
Special thanks to @Anarcho-Occultist ,@Oppo and @gentleman biaggi