Such a huge disappointment. Elba and McConnaughey were perfect for their roles, but they got Lucased. (Likewise Dennis Haysbert and Katheryn Winnick in their small roles)
This is definitely a suitable topic for this article series.
I enjoyed "The Dark Tower" but I would blanch at the challenge of adapting it to screen. Not just the surreal landscapes and so on but the fact that, like Discworld, it relies so much on internal monologue and narration.
edit: also I make no apology for stealing a clickbait line from Noah Antwiler here: