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Object Permanence

SETTING:
1960-1964 where the Germans managed to "win" World War Two.

CHARACTERS:
Janet Chase,
the first female President of the United States and a former Senator from Michigan. Elected on a promise of focusing on domestic issues after years of internationalism. A key plot point is focused on the resistance convincing Chase to continue to assist their fight against the Nazis.
Chaya Rosen, a leader of the resistance. Escaped a concentration camp and now focuses on infiltration/covert ops. She is bisexual, and the series covers some of the conflict between this and her strong religious values. Not to mention the general discrimination and need to prove herself despite having done so countless times on account of gender.
Robert Landchad, the Director of the CIA forced on Chase by the more hawkish left. He plays a key role in conveying the needs of the resistance to President Chase. Holds the typical homophobic attitudes of the era, but begins to change after his daughter is outed as gay.
Melissa Landchad, the daughter of Robert Landchad and a CIA operator on her first assignment with the resistance. Father sends another spy to "look after her" who then reports back about her relationship with Chaya Rosen.
Stanislaw Tkachenko, a Ukrainian Communist resistance leader who butts heads with the more moderate leftist fighters like Rosen. He is also anti-Semitic and sexist, and has to learn to set his differences aside to topple the Reich.
Simcha Steinberg, another Jewish resistance fighter. Focuses more on direct combat, which he uses to avoid coming to terms with the PTSD he has from losing his family to the Germans.
 
List of Alien films:

Alien (1979)
Alien II (1981) [1]
Alien 3-D (1983) [2]
Alien IV: Cold War (1989) [3]
Alien V: The Rock (1993) [4]
Alien: Virus (1998) [5]
Alien: Hive (2009) [6]

[1] The commercial success of Alien immediately instigated discussions of a sequel. Brandywine Productions had the support of 20th Century Fox President Alan Ladd Jr. but when he left to found the Ladd Company found his replacements less amenable. Brandywine founders and Alien producers Gordon Carroll, David Giler, and Walter Hill were incensed to find that Fox believed the success of Alien was a fluke, especially when the company was withholding profits from them via Hollywood accounting. A quickly launched suit was settled out of court for an undisclosed amount, but what is known is that the rights to Alien passed from Fox to Brandywine as part of it. Brandywine took Alien II to their old patron Ladd who made an introduction for them at Warner Bros. (distribution partner of the Ladd Company) and production began towards the end of 1980 in the United Kingdom.

A direct sequel was out of the question, given the complex nature of the rights to the property. Indeed, before Alien II viewers are treated to the logos of Warner Bros., 20th Century Fox and The Ladd Company. Instead, Hill dusted off a script for a survival film he had first written in 1976 under the title The Prey. It involved a group of National Guardsmen on weekend manoeuvres who become lost in the Louisiana swamps and are preyed upon by Cajun hunter-trappers. The Cajuns were swapped out for multiple creatures like the one from the first film. The National Guardsmen were swapped out for space marines. And the Louisiana swamps were swapped out for a colony on a fog strewn swamp planet. Hill directed the film himself in the UK, where the first film was also produced, albeit this time with some location shooting in the forbidding Cairngorms and the infamous BBC quarry. It was during filming in the latter that some behind-the-scenes snaps were taken with a television production filming at the same time. The image of Tom Baker being menaced by a throng of aliens unlike his usual adversaries has inspired thousands of fanfictions since.

Walter Hill directed the film himself, from a script by himself and Giler, with some input from original writer Dan O'Bannon who was more involved with the pre-production of Ridley Scott's Dune, also for the Ladd Company. Leading the cast were Carolyn Seymour as scientist Daniels and Keith Carradine as marine corporal Hicks. The film was a modest success, with many noting the thematic elements seemingly drawn from the Vietnam War, but did less well than its successor having the misfortune to release only a month before Raiders of the Lost Ark. It was more successful than many other Ladd Company productions like Outland (1981) and Dune (1982), enough to convince the various studios involved that their shaky truce was worth competing.

[2] The early 1980s saw Hollywood go crazy for 3D for the first time since the 1950s. Much as the 1950s boom was in response to the popularity of television, so too was the early 1980s revival in response to the advent of home video. 1982 saw the second sequel to Friday the 13th released in 3D to great success, becoming the first film to knock Steven Spielberg's E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial from the box office, where it had reigned supreme over the remains of Scott's Dune for months. More second sequels would go down the 3-D route, including Jaws 3-D, Amityville 3-D, and Alien 3-D.

The second sequel was shot in Southern California in an attempt to keep production costs down. Direction was turned over to John Carpenter, himself a victim of E.T.'s success when his first major studio film, The Thing, released on the same day as Dune, was similarly crushed beneath Spielberg's behemoth. The plot harkened back to 50s science fiction films with a spacecraft crashing near a ranching community on an extrasolar planet (which coincidentally looked a lot like the Southwestern United States). The seven unconscious survivors are taken to the local hospital whilst the firefighters wonder at the strange burn patterns visible on the ship. Sure enough, seven chestbursters for seven survivors are soon rampaging through the town. The film only barely made any profit, with the 3D gimmick failing to bring in audiences.

Retrospective reappraisals have been kinder to the film which found a new life on home video. Without the 3D dragging it down, home audiences were able to appreciate the moments of levity from the eccentric locals, the bantering interplay between the firefighter main characters, Carpenter's usual skill with a synth as the soundtrack, and the abilities of the director of Halloween in showing the aliens stalk and kill their prey. Despite overtures from the late 80s onward, Carpenter has refused to return to direct another Alien film, citing Alien 3-D as "a job" rather than a "personal project".

[3] By the time 1984 rolled around it appeared the Ladd Company was not making films that audiences of the 1980s would flock to see in droves. 1983 saw Alien 3-D, intended to be a provide a quick injection of cash to the company, had underperformed expectations. It also saw The Right Stuff, an epic historic drama about the early US space program, was a complete bomb despite critical acclaim and multiple Academy Award wins. The 1984 muted successes of David Lynch's Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? and Sergio Leone's gangster epic Once Upon a Time in America seemed to confirm that the company's director-friendly approach was not a recipe for financial success. As the old adage goes: if you can't beat them, join them. Later in 1984 the company would release Police Academy, a bawdy comedy in the style of Animal House which became the 10th highest grossing film of the year. It was so successful that it generated four sequels all starring Steve Guttenberg. It was not until Guttenberg refused to return for a sixth that someone blew the dust of the Alien series. It has never been confirmed as anything other than a coincidence, but it did seem as though Police Academy replaced Alien as the company's workhorse series and the latter was only revived once the former was run into the ground.

Brandywine approached author William Gibson to pen the next film in 1988. His script involved conflict between Weylan-Yutani, the omnipresent megacorp from the first three films, and a new organisation - the Union of Progressive Peoples, or as Gibson refers to them in interviews, "space commies". Eric Red, a writer of cult horror films and frequent collaborator of the film's eventual director turned in a rewrite of Gibson's script that met with the approval of Brandywine, Ladd, and Kathryn Bigelow. That the action was largely set on a commercial space station allowed for a lot of satire on the excesses of 1980s American culture, and the presence of the UPP on the waning Cold War. The latter would inspire its eventual title - Alien 4: Cold War. It was also one of the earliest films to feature CG imagery under the auspices of Bigelow's husband, the director of OJ Simpson vehicle The Terminator: James Cameron.

Alien 4: Cold War would become one of the highest grossing films of 1989, a year known not only for its blockbusters but as the first year in which sequels made up 5 of the top 10 highest grossing films of the year. It cemented Bigelow's credentials as a director, made Jamie Lee Curtis a bona fide leading lady, won the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects, and even netted Willem Defoe a Golden Globe nomination for his turn as a sleazy Weylan-Yutani executive. It also acted as a stalking horse for James Cameron, who convinced Warner Bros. and the Ladd Company to make the highest bid for Michael Chrichton's novel Jurassic Park, before it was even published. The special effects success of Alien 4 convinced studio executives of the possibilities of adapting the film. Before it, the studios were unlikely to back such a project helmed by a horror director with an interest in special effects.

[4] The instructions from the four masters of the Alien series (Brandywine, Fox, Ladd, Warner Bros.) were clear: do that again. The problem was that there were so many single location action films being made in the wake of Die Hard that it was difficult to find a concept that could be different enough even if set in space. With the exception of Walter Hill, each previous director was invited back to helm the fourth sequel. Bigelow and Carpenter both refused, and Ridley Scott initially agreed but his ideas went off in a radically different direction than what the producers wanted. Scott's ideas involved visiting the home world of the aliens, finding out about the makers of the derelict ship found in the first film, and bringing back Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley for the first time. Scott discussed the idea with Weaver before the studios had even been approached, but she turned him down telling the director that after everything Ripley had been through in the first film there was no way she would go to their home planet or even back to the derelict.

Scott was fired from the project at the behest of Fox, who still jealously guarded the rights to the first film, hoarding them from the other partners in the franchise. In his place, the studio hired writer/director Chuck Russell who had been successful in effects driven genre pictures before including the remake of The Blob and A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: The Dream Warriors. The latter had proved a redefinition of that series in the same way Cold War had for Alien. Russell and collaborator Frank Darabont drafted a script which carried forward Scott's idea of returning to the planet from the first film. Their version put a harsh penal colony on the planet which would rediscover the derelict and set the familiar plot in motion again. Conceived as a sort of "space Alcatraz", it and the barren nature of the planet would lend the fourth sequel its subtitle - Alien 5: The Rock.

Alien 5 failed to crack the top ten highest grossing films of 1993... barely. Much as they had a decade prior it seemed that the output of the Ladd Company had fallen behind the times. Family comedies, romantic comedies, dramas, historical epics, and action-thrillers dominated the box office that year. Critics were kind, but the effort from Russell could not help but feel a poor cousin to what Bigelow had produced four years prior. It also started the fan theory that the Alien films were more successful when they had a female lead. Alien and Alien 4 had been the most successful, starring Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis, respectively. Alien 3-D and Alien 5 had been the least successful, with the former based around a buddy dynamic between Tony Danza and Tom Atkins and the latter starring Kiefer Sutherland. Alien II, which featured Carolyn Seymour and Keith Carradine as its leads, fell smack in the middle.

[5] In some ways, Alien 5, despite making a profit, was the straw that broke the camel's back for the Ladd Company. They ended their partnership with Warner Bros. after over a decade and sold their share of the rights to produce Alien sequels to Fox. This led to legal action from Brandywine who felt their once strongest supporter was hanging them out to dry. Warner Bros. were similarly irate at being cut out unceremoniously. Everyone then sued everyone else. The end result was the Ladd Company being enshrined as a non-exclusive production company, which would eventually spell their demise as they could not form lasting relationships with major studios due to the requirements of the decision which was delivered in lieu of any financial penalties. Brandywine reverted back to their 1970s relationship with Fox, albeit now as part of the Time Warner conglomerate, who had bought out the company in the fallout of the suits and counter-suits. Between them, Fox and Warner horse-traded a few properties back-and-forth and resumed status quo ante bellum.

The end result was similar to the one in the 1980s, Fox retained all rights that pertained to Alien the film, but Brandywine (and, by extension, Time Warner) had the exclusive rights to produce sequels to that film. All this served to hold off any production of another Alien film until 1996. Not that this prevented the franchise from continuing in other media: novels, comic books, video games, action figures, and even an animated series targeted at children. Many spec scripts were received for further Alien sequels during the same period. When Warner decided to move ahead with production on a sixth film the first director they sought was one who had slipped through the net twice prior. Finnish director Renny Harlin was, like Carpenter, Bigelow and Russell before him, a horror director. He had been passed over for Alien 4 after wishing to do a film that explored either the aliens on Earth or their home planet. He further had to bow out of Alien 5 due to scheduling conflicts. He was given strict instructions about what he could not do with regard to the legal agreement with Fox, and further what he could not do as a result of Warner not wanting to spend much money.

The end result was a tale set on a research station where Weylan-Yutani scientists had finally been successful in capturing life specimens of the aliens for weapons research. The aliens manage to outsmart their jailers and seek to destroy enough of the station to erode its orbit and send them down to the inhabited planet below. Well aware of fan opinion on the success of Alien films vis a vis the gender of their protagonists. The lead was Joely Richardson as the main WY scientist. After five films of seeing such characters as the villains test audiences reacted negatively to her surviving, and a new ending was shot where the final alien manages to kill Richardson's character before being killed itself by Thomas Jane and Laurence Fishburne. A memorable scene in the film saw the film's biggest name, Samuel L. Jackson, impaled by an alien from above and dragged into the ventilation system right at the crescendo of a bombastically delivered monologue. Alien: Virus was a modest success when its box office was compared with its budget, but critical reception was more mixed praising the suspense and set pieces but criticising its lack of originality and leaning too far into B-movie tropes.

[6] The new Millennium did not prove conducive to more Alien films. Films specifically, since there were still all the same tie-ins there was during the 1990s. Someone was even naïve enough to greenlight another animated series. The reason for the lack of any new film for over a decade (the longest the series had ever gone without a new film) was simply that what little standards there was in a script being commissioned none for a new Alien sequel cut the mustard. They were all either too derivative of what had come before, too wild a departure from what had made the series successful, or too heavily based on concepts to which Fox held the rights. The latter was also the reason why no remake of Alien had ever been attempted when it seemed every other successful horror or science fiction film and their dog was being remade. A boom in popularity of a specific sort of horror fiction would allow a new Alien film to debut before the 00s ended.

Post-apocalyptic fiction in general, and zombie fiction specifically, had seen a boom in popularity during the 00s. So much so that Warner were ready to consider a radical change in direction for the Alien series. Enlisting Frank Darabont to both write and direction, the impetus was to do a film set on Earth in the midst of an apocalypse spurred by the appearance of aliens. It liberally adopted ideas that had been featured before in comic and prose versions of the same idea. The main narrative was set nearly a year after the first creatures began running amok, with numerous flashbacks to early days of the apocalypse. Laurie Holden played the main character, a former cop leading a struggling group of survivors. It was the first film to answer the question of where the eggs came from, taking from ideas originally proposed for Cold War.

Alien: Hive proved popular with critics, delivered a modest success at the box office, and even netted some award nominations. However, audiences were more split with critics, particularly over its nihilistic ending. Going off-piste had not proved more of a success than sticking to the formula had, as Warner saw it, so the series went back into hibernation again. There it remains, whilst spin-off media continues to be produced. No one has had the temerity to commission a third animated series. The complex legal issues surrounding the series has shielded it from the trend of reboots that have dominated Hollywood throughout the 2010s. It is also simultaneously too respected to go the straight-to-video route but too schlocky to get a prestige television version. As of 2023, it seems a new Alien film is still but a pipe dream but as the struggling Warner Bros. Discovery seeks to offload IP in order to show a profit, there remains a possibility that new ownership could revive the franchise. Somewhere in Anaheim, a Mouse licks its lips.
 
Debut strips in Battle Picture Weekly (Battle Action) #1 in 1975:

D-Day Dawson: On the D-Day landings in 1943, Sergeant Steve Dawson is wounded by a Nazi bullet - it can't be operated on and will reach his heart within a year. Now living under a death sentence, Dawson continues to fight on to reach Berlin and see the Nazis beaten before he dies! (One of the flagship strips, memorably ending in 1978 when Dawson collapsed at the entrance to Berlin unwittingly just as the armistice is declared)

The Bootneck Boy: In 1940, teenager Danny Budd wants to join the Marines but is considered too small and young. When the Nazi invasion begins, Danny's overlooked by the sneering German occupiers and so is able to operate covertly as the Auxiliary Unit's best local operative, Codename Bootneck. (Very much a war story version of Tough of the Track, continued into him joining the Royal Marines and being part of the liberation of France where now he had to deal with his commanding officers not believing he was already an experienced soldier)

Rat Pack: Four convicts are released in Shanghai and given pardons as long as they agree to carry out sabotage operations against the Japanese forces. The Rat Pack are going to make the dirty war in the Pacific even dirtier - and try to escape or kill their tough overseer, Lieutenant Lee! (A ripoff of the US war film The Dirty Dozen mixed with a new surge of interest in the Chinese experiences of the war, Rat Pack was the third of the big four strips for as long as the brutality continued, and would have a brief crossover run with Darkie's Mob)

Rachel's One-Man RAF: Young aviatrix Rachel Carlyle is left stranded on a remote Mediterranean island by the outbreak of war, a seemingly easy picking for the Luftwaffe and Italians. However, there's one Spitfire on the island and she's going to keep it flying as long as possible to keep the flag flying! (Inspired by the brutal Siege of the Med and TV repeats of the 1960s Squadron Wycombe films, a fictionalised account of the female combat squadrons during the 1940 invasion. A pioneering female lead in a boys comic, Rachel defeated sexism with intense combat scenes and being a clear underdog - her Spitfire should have fell apart years ago! After this was exhausted, the strip put her in the Chinese Civil War as squadron leader of 'Ladybird Squad')

Pirates of the Atlantic: Young Otto has been drafted into the Kriegsmarine and serving on a U-Boat under the sadistic Kapitan Kruegar, a man who sees himself as a modern heir of the great pirate captains - can Otto undermine Kruegar's attempted war crimes without getting himself shot? (Decades after the war, there could be a mainstream depiction of sympathetic German soldiers who are forced to be there; however, this early stab at it by Battle failed as young readers felt Otto, who had to stay hidden, was a wimp. The strip abruptly had Otto shot in #7 and pivoted into being a strip about a Royal Navy ship trying to stop Kruegar before being cancelled at #14)

The Wild Goose: Mick McGinty has no love for Britain but when the Nazis invade his adopted home of Poland, he's becoming an MI6 saboteur whether London likes it or not! Using his 'neutral' status and pretending to be a black marketeer, he cuts a bloody swathe through the Nazis. (A meaner occupation tale than The Bootneck Boy and following the trends of the harsher 1970s cop & crime shows, it had a lot of fans but not as much as Bootneck; in the cutthroat world of UK kids comics, being the #5 strip got you the axe. For the last two parts, the strip skipped ahead to Ireland joining the war and Mick being arrested, only to escape internment grinning at the thought "now I can do some REAL damage!")

United We Stand!: After the last savage offensive by the North Koreans, many soldiers are left cut off by their units. Green Jackets Sergeant Brand leads a motley crew of various UN soldiers - none from the same country - towards where he hopes is the right side of the line, turning them from squabbling outsiders into an oiled machine. (The Korean Emergency was the last 'good war' you could turn into a strip but this one didn't quite hit the mark, relying on foreign stereotypes in place of characterisation and making Brand seem a dull prig. Irritated at losing the job, the writer had everyone killed in #14 because they just couldn't bond after all)
 
In the James Bond thread, I mentioned that I once had a somewhat fanciful idea for an alternate movie vignette featuring a crossover between Timothy Dalton's James Bond and Lethal Weapon called Licensed To Be Lethal, which would replace Lethal Weapon 3. I realise that this is basically the pop culture alternate history equivalent of an ASB story, but if I was going to try and develop some degree of verisimilitude for the idea, what would I need to do?

Off the top of my head, I think the first Dalton Bond movie would have to have been closer to Licence To Kill than The Living Daylights and it would have had to have been a great deal more successful.
Filming all the Bond books in order the way they were written. Remaking Von Stroheim's original Greed as a TV series.
 
Batman Continues (2019)

Dir. Tim Burton

Screenplay by Adam McKay


CAST

Bruce Wayne / Batman: Michael Keaton
Alfred Pennyworth: Sam Elliott (closest possible match to Michael Gough)
Barbara Gordon / Batgirl: Leslie Grace
James Gordon: Tom Selleck
Harley Quinn: Aubrey Plaza
George Bush: Josh Brolin
Ellen Yindel: Kate McKinnon
Clark Kent / Superman: Nicholas Cage
Dr. Batholomew Wolper: Richard Schiff
Harvey Dent / Two Face: Billy Dee Williams
Selina Kyle: Michelle Pfeiffer
The Mutant Leader: Dave Bautista
Dick Grayson / Nightwing: Marlan Waynes

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Essentially the Dark Knight Returns but it's a continuation of the Burton Batman films and takes place during the Bush Era, nuff said.
 
I recently learned that both UPN and The WB were both broadcast (terrestrial) television channels. From what little I knew of either network's operations always just assumed they were cable. Why is this of interest? Well, both channels were launched the same year with the intention of becoming the US's fifth major network (Fox already having claimed the coveted fourth spot), both had the backing of a major film studio/media conglomerate, each aired a number of memorable shows, each had a distinct identity in terms of the audience demographics they sought, and after more than a decade of competition both channels agreed to merge in 2006 but by then the environment had changed so much it was impossible for their to be a fifth major broadcast network.

Both ventures might have been doomed from the start when they launched in direct competition to each other. UPN was an effort between Paramount/Viacom and the Chris-Craft family of independent television stations. The WB was a similar venture between Time Warner and the Tribune family of channels. There was maybe room for one channel to hoover up the remaining viewers not on cable and not catered for by any of the four major networks, but not two.

Paramount had been trying to break into since the 1940s: first through the Paramount Television Network, then as a partner of the ill-fated DuMont Network, and most recently preceding UPN with the Paramount Television Service. The last was meant to launch in 1978 with Star Trek: Phase II as its first flagship program. A decade after that was scrapped due to a lack of advertising sales Paramount had finally broke into television via first-run syndication including late 80s violent shows like Friday the 13th: The Series and War of the Worlds, alongside Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. Warner Bros. was a more recent entrant into the field, only taking an interest at the FCC deregulated the rules around media ownership and seeing the success of the Fox network. The rise of cable television hurt independent stations the worst, so the owners of those stations looked to get an edge. The first effort was actually by Warner and Chris-Craft as the PTEN, in partnership for less than a year before they sought to make a proper go with a different partner. PTEN was the home network of Babylon 5 for its first 4 seasons. It moved to Warner's TNT for its final season after the PTEN wrapped up.

UPN was announced first on 27th October 1993, with The WB announced less than a week later on 2nd November. The fortunes would be reversed in 1995 when both networks launched: The WB launched on 11th January and UPN on 16th January. The WB's debut was marked by The Wayans Bros. as its first program. UPNs first telecast program? Star Trek, of course! Voyager was specifically created, much like Phase II before it, as the flagship of Paramount's new network. Amongst The WBs early programs was Sister, Sister, which I remember airing on Nickelodeon (or was it Disney Channel) in the UK. It was an oddity of a sitcom originally airing on ABC now airing on The WB but being produced by the parent company of their competitor: Paramount. It also represents an intersection of the audience demographics both channels wound up chasing: the teen audience, and the African American audience.

In addition to The Wayans Bros. and Sister, Sister, The WB aired The Jamie Foxx Show, The Parent 'Hood, The Steve Harvey Show. UPN for their part aired Malcolm & Eddie, Moesha, The Parkers, Sparks, and the incredibly named Homeboys in Outer Space. Sitcoms centred on Black protagonists would also give UPN both their greatest success and their greatest controversy. The latter was generated over The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer which was perceived to be a light-hearted take on slavery in the US, focused on a Black English nobleman serving as Abraham Lincoln's valet during the American Civil War. Their greatest success came perhaps too late to win the competition with The WB, that being Everybody Hates Chris which debuted in 2005. Chris Rock made an intentional choice in UPN after Fox passed on the show. Though the Rock production came too late UPN may have inadvertently shot themselves in the foot by passing on another sitcom six years earlier. That sitcom went to Fox, where it became a massive success: Malcolm in the Middle. They passed on the exact pilot that Fox picked up and ran for seven seasons. Malcolm and then Chris could have been to UPN what The Simpsons was to Fox a decade prior. Instead it became to Fox what The Simpsons was to Fox a decade prior.

For the teen market, both UPN and The WB coveted them but aimed for different parts of the teen market. UPN had the Star Trek programs, they had The Sentinel, and they had WWF/E SmackDown and the XFL (the latter a demand of Vince McMahon in exchange for the former). The WB on the other hand had Buffy the Vampire Slayer, its spin-off Angel, Dawson's Creek, Charmed, and Gilmore Girls. Hmm. That began to change in the 00s when both networks actually entered a bidding war over Buffy (produced by Fox) which had ended its original five season run on The WB, which was won by UPN and led to the situation of Buffy airing on that network whilst Angel still aired on The WB. The decade also saw UPN debut America's Next Top Model, and pass on Simon Cowell's original pitch for American Idol. If they had firmer footing either or both of those programs could have solidified a fifth network's major status during the tail end of the broadcast television heyday. UPN seemed to be the one more interested on solidifying their core audiences and even expanding the teen one. I note that WB head Jamie Kellner never once sought to bring wrestling onto The WB during its late 1990s boom in popularity despite having a wrestling company under the same corporate ownership. Then again, he is the man who killed WCW so maybe he just wouldn't sully any of his projects with the graps.

Much like WCW, corporate shenanigans would play merry hell with both UPN and The WB through mergers, splits, and subsequent demands to either sell or buy partners ownership stakes. UPN shut down on 15th September 2006 with WWE SmackDown being the last program aired; The WB shut down two days later on 17th September following the end of The Night of Favourites and Farewells which showcased the pilots of their most successful series. CBS (one of the three major networks who had been bought by Viacom in 2000) and Time Warner agreed to merge the channels into The CW. Despite a few successful series down the years the ship had long sailed on a potential fifth major network in the United States, cable television was firmly ensconced and on-demand streaming was on the horizon. Did that prospect have to end with a whimper?

Both efforts might have been doomed from the start but there is scope for one channel to emerge and become the fifth major network before it is too late. Perhaps if the Chris-Craft family of channels was able to convince their existing partners in PTEN to go in on a three way split on a new channel with Paramount? The strategy of targeting the Black and teenage audiences would likely be the same, but they wouldn't be splitting those audiences between two channels. It's possible too that instead of exclusively aiming at the male or female teenage market programming is split between those audiences. Give that channel a few heavy hitters by the late 90s like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dawson's Creek, Malcolm in the Middle, Star Trek, and a wrestling program (without Kellner maybe WCW gets the broadcast network exposure that went to SmackDown, which would inadvertently keep Vince Russo at the WWF) and then some of the reality crazes like American Idol and America's Next Top Model alongside the likes of Gilmore Girls and Everybody Hates Chris in the 2000s and such a channel would be as much a mainstay as Fox.

Before corporate shenanigans result in it being split up and its programs, archive or rebooted, scattered to the seven winds that is the US streaming market by 2023.
 
Gerry and Sylvia Anderson were headhunted by the BBC to give the planned 'Doctor Who on Earth' revamp some promotional bumf, and the Andersons agreed to a two-year contract to show they could do something that wasn't puppets.

With a 'pilot' episode they worked out with Derrick Sherwin, the format was set up: Colonel Lethbridge-Stewart (Nicholas Courtney) is now head of SPECTRUM, a special military intelligence operation overseen by the UN. Anne Travers (Tina Packer) was the hip young scientific advisor, almost lost to the show but the Andersons promised Haisman & Lincoln some work on their later shows, while hardline American troubleshooter Captain Straker (Ed Bishop) provided a foil in the field to the Doctor, Corporal Benton (John Levine) provided a calmer 'lower ranks' buddy, and technician Lieutenant Greene (Sy Grant) worked as a comedy foil at base. In SPECTRUM's debut, they battled the Cybermen and ATV-style human villain Tobias Vaughn.

When the show fully went for this format with Jon Pertwee as the new Doctor, he was paired up with journalist Jay Ellis (Caroline John) as 'companion' - her investigating SPECTRUM's front as the 'in' for new (and, it was hoped, American) viewers. Lethbridge-Stewart was promoted to Brigadier and the date confirmed as 1980, leading to a lot of fiction in later years set in the five years between Web of Fear and Spearhead from Space. Gerry and Sylvia went for a format of semi-gritty spy and crime action with hostile and inhuman alien presences, aliens which used a lot of human patsies or disguises to allow for the action scenes; their big recurring threats were the Anderson's Bodysnatchers, eerie beings that came out of flying saucers, and the haunting voice of the Nestene that formed artificial bodies like shop dummies. The human plots would sometimes stretch the limit of a Doctor Who format, such as the Brigadier having to choose between getting life-saving care for his daughter or stopping an alien threat (the Doctor saves her but this still costs Lethbridge-Stewart his chance to see her again).

To Anderson's frustration, he lacked the budget for the pyrotechnics and model work he was used to from his ATV shows and would husband the budget for a big explosive setpiece to climax each serial. A standout was in The Ambassadors of Death, where Mars Probe 6 crashes in the EUROSEC complex. A SPECTRUM moonbase was introduced in the Andersons' second season as a trial run for a moon-set show they hoped to do once the contract was over.

After the Andersons left Doctor Who, SPECTRUM was phased out to get the Doctor back in time-travel and space-hopping adventures but continues to be a recurring element of the franchise. Setting the Pertwee years in the near future has caused a few issues when the show, especially in the 21st century, wants to refer to the very different 1980s that actually existed for the viewers!
 
Remember Superman Lives -- y'know, the Superman film that was going to be directed by Tim Burton and was going to have Christopher Walken as Brainiac?

What if it actually had gotten made -- would that change the trajectory of superhero films in any significant way?
 
Read the Kubrick Napoleon script for the first time (apparently genuine but may be an internet hoax), and unsurprisingly it’s very good.

Made me think about casting. Apparently Jack Nicholson was signed on as Napoleon before MGM pulled the plug. Definitely had the age and look for the part, although I confess that apart from Chinatown, the roles I’ve seen him in have a comic element to them. Somehow I can’t see Nicholson in this script, especially the scenes where he’s making his grandiose declarations of love or statements on military strategy.

Ian Holm was also considered, who could undoubtedly have captured the intensity and megalomania of the role, e.g. thinking about his Richard III. He was older at 40 in 1970, however, but could have passed for his late 20s in some scenes and had a resemblance (he’s also 5’4! yes I know Napoleon wasn’t that short by historic standards but this would serve public perceptions). I wonder if Anthony Hopkins could have been an option, like Nicholson he was in his early thirties and won a BAFTA in 1968 for The Lion in Winter.

For Josephine, Audrey Hepburn turned Kubrick down, and he was thinking about casting Julie Andrews. The script featured nudity and several sex scenes, and Andrews did take part in a nude scene in 1981 for S.O.B. Whether she would have considered it at this stage of her career is uncertain and certainly would have been a shock after the Sound of Music! Vanessa Redgrave was considered for the film (and starred in plenty of films with erotica), she could have played that mixture of coldness and obsession well. I think Claire Bloom could be a good choice also, and OTL she appeared alongside Holm in A Severed Head in 1971. Perhaps even Elizabeth Taylor.

Speaking of Taylor, Richard Burton was allegedly considered for the film, and there is a major role in the script for Paul Barras as Napoleon’s handsome and charming mentor, and the lover of Josephine. Frank Finlay has a resemblance to Barras and who I could also see in the role.

The film skips through Napoleon’s entire life, but there are some prominent roles. Charlotte Rampling was considered for a role which may have been Marie Louise, she was 24 so a similar age to when ML married Napoleon. Hippolyte Charles, Josephine’s lover, would need to be a handsome young man in his 20s with a resemblance to Napoleon himself, perhaps Timothy Dalton. Tsar Alexander is portrayed as weak and inexperienced in his first scene but extremely handsome and there are homoerotic feelings from Napoleon; he he later outmanoeuvres him and propositions Josephine: perhaps Michael York or Alain Delon. Edward Woodward as Joseph Bonaparte (of Wicker Man fame).

As in Barry Lyndon, the narrator has a prominent part in the film. Kubrick was apparently considering renowned British film/stage actors and there aren’t many roles for old men in the film (most are revolutionary contemporaries of Napoleon) so perhaps this could be Laurence Olivier, Alec Guinness, Paul Scofield, or Michael Hordern (as in BL). Another possibility could be Orson Welles who admired Kubrick very much, although perhaps the accent would be jarring set against the English actors on screen.
 
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New idea for a fake TV show. The cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but they're all on Star Trek: Starfleet Academy instead. Eliza Dushku joins in season 3 as the Romulan cadet (because this is the better TL where the Romulans instead of the Klingons are Federation allies).
If this is on UPN does that mean Kate Mulgrew is over on The CW staking nosferatu at night after a hard day as a high school principal?
 
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