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Alternate Wikibox Thread

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Decided to turn the VP slots of George Wallace into an election, but flipped them and went for extra chaos.

15 EVs going to a candidate I think deserves some kind of place on the wikibox (even if he got 0 votes). And if you're doing that, might as well go for whomever Richard is.

Otherwise, good box.
 
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Reza Strelokov (born Reza Khan) was born in an unknown village in the Mazandaran Province of the Persian Empire in 1878, to Major Abbas-Ali Khan and Noush-Afarin, a Muslim Georgian immigrant. When his father suddenly died when Reza himself was barely 8 months old, he and his mother would move back to Georgia, to live with his extended family. As a marginalized but literate citizen of the Russian Empire, Reza would engage in left-wing politics by joining the Menshevik faction of the Russian Social Democratic Labour Party. During the 1905 Revolution, Reza would later partake in several terrorist activities, encouraging violence against the Cossacks amongst Muslim communities and bombing vital pieces of infrastructure. However, the crackdown of the rebellion and the liberalization of the Caucuses under Count Vorontsov-Dashkov caused the Menshevik leadership to put a halt to the violence.

Upset at the Menshevik’s cooperation with the authorities, Reza and a group of followers would join the more radical Bolshevik faction, which continued to advocate for insurrection against the Tsar. As one of the few Bolsheviks leaders in the region, Reza would later become the Georgian representative to the Bolshevik leadership, earning him the favor of Vladimir Lenin. During this time, Reza Khan was also involved in the assassination of several Tsarist officials and informants, where his sharpshooting abilities earned him the nickname of Strelok, meaning shooter in Russian. Reza would later adopt this as nom de plume for his multiple publications advocating for guerrilla warfare.

During the Russian Civil War, Reza would rise quickly in party ranks, overseeing the mobilization of workers and the success of communist partisans as his role as Commissar of the Council of Labor and Defence. During this time, Reza would also come into conflict with the Commissar of Military Affairs Leon Trotsky, whom he disliked due to his abrasive personality and lack of military skill. Following the eventual Soviet victory, his wife would later give birth to Vladimir Rezanovich Strelokov, whom they had named after Vladimir Lenin. However, the Polish-Soviet war later broke out and Reza would oversee a massive re-organization of the Polish Red Army to increase the morale and quality of communist partisans, eventually assisting Mikhail Tukhachevsky’s capture of Warsaw.

The collapse of Pilsudski's administration and the subsequent formation of the Soviet Republic of Poland and Lithuania had transformed Reza and Trotsky into two of the most influential people in Moscow. As Lenin’s health began to fail in the following years, a significant rivalry formed between the two as the question of Lenin’s successor became increasingly prevalent. In the end, Reza’s popularity within the Party and the Red Army,w which allowed him to weaken the position of Trotsky’s “Left Opposition” within the government, culminating in his subsequent election as Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars. After purging the Left Opposition through the form of imprisonment, exile, and executions, Reza’s position as leader would be universally assured.

However, the rapid remilitarization of the Weimar Republic continued to threaten the Soviet global position, but this issue would be resolved after Germany fell into utter chaos during the Great Crash of 1930. During the Depression, the NEP’s position within the Soviet economy would be greatly revamped as small private enterprises would be effectively monopolized under the state-backed monopolies to ensure the mass industrialization of the nation. The liquidation of the kulaks and the subsequent famine in Ukraine would give rise to many crypto-nationalist Ukrainian sentiments. To resolve this, Reza would oversee the mass deportations of Ukrainians into Siberia and Central Asia, while dividing the Ruthenian, Donbass, and Crimean Republics from the Ukrainian SSR.

Subsequently, campaigns against financially successful or rebellious minorities took place, as Karelians, Abkhazians, Chechens, and Koryo-saram were targeted in the coming years. In the end, Reza’s Great Terror would ultimately centralize the economy around an increasingly exclusive system of state enterprises, of which the Red Army was a major beneficiary. This would be due to the fact that Reza had often relied on the Red Army to enforce his rule, more so than the newly-disbanded Cheka or the Party itself, as he would be later sworn in as the Generalissimus of the Soviet Union. In the eyes of the west, Reza’s Red Army would be seen as a massive threat to international peace, only rivaled by the German People’s Republic under the zealous command of Joseph Goebbels. Eventually, these fears would ring true during the Danube Spring, where thousands of revolutionaries rose up from Bucharest to Vienna, causing the German and Soviet armies to intervene and place much of Eastern Europe under communist rule. As the conquests of "The Red Genghis" raised global tensions, the capitalist world began to covertly back the Japanese Empire’s warpath across Asia.

While Japan’s dominance over China was assured, the Soviet annexations of Uyghurstan and Mongolia had risen much alarm, allowing for the rise of Sadao Araki, the chief advocate for a “Strike North” against Bolshevism. As the bombing of Vladivostok sent shockwaves across the Middle East, the underequipped armies of the Co-Prosperity Sphere began a massive invasion of the Soviet Union. While unflinching in their goal, the Japanese would later fall to the Red Army and its international allies, reducing the once-great Empire into a Soviet puppet. As cheers of victory ran throughout the nation and Strelokov’s own cult of personality had reached its absolute peak, his last act as Premier would be to establish the office of People’s Vodhz, of which he was its first officeholder. However, Strelokov would only live to celebrate this victory for a single year, dying from a heart attack on 26 July 1944. Soon after his sudden death, the party leadership would be quickly imprisoned at the hands of the Red Army, as they were pressured into electing Mikhail Tukhachevsky, The Red Napoleon as the new Soviet Premier.

The legacy of Reza Strelokov remains controversial to this day as his twenty-year regime oversaw one of the highest death tolls of any dictatorship in modern history. Negative interpretations of the first Vozhd being a belligerent warmonger, an avaricious mass-murderer, and a backwards Aryan savage would become somewhat common both during and after his reign over the Soviet Union. Despite this, Reza’s legacy as the people’s defender against imperialism and subversive infiltration remains common throughout much of the communist world. In addition, programs into mass industrialization, modernized defense systems, eugenics research, and the Latinization of the Soviet languages continue to be applauded to this day. However, the most prominent piece in Reza’s legacy takes the form of his firstborn son, Vladimir Strelokov, the last man to rule the Soviet Union.
 
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Okay, correct me if I'm mistaken, but if I'm reading this right, Wilson only won because Teddy boy was literally assassinated? Is that what happened here?
 
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Not quite. Wilson had the clear advantage, however; kept narrowly being denied the majority of delegations in the House. Teddy getting assassinated helped him clinch the election
For a brief (shining?) moment, I forgot the context and thought you referred to Britain, to Harold Wilson and Ted Heath.

And then I went "Heath got assassinated?" and suddenly realised this could mean America.
 
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Kanye Omari West (born June 8, 1977) is an American rapper, record producer, and political activist. He has been influential in the 21st-century development of mainstream hip hop and popular music in general. Born in Atlanta and raised in Chicago, West was first known as a producer for Roc-A-Fella Records in the early 2000s, producing singles for several mainstream artists, quickly gaining fame as a solo musician with his Higher Education trilogy. West is one of the world's best-selling music artists, with more than 20 million albums and 140 million singles sold worldwide. He has been a frequent source of controversy for his conduct at award shows, on social media, and in other public settings, as well as for his comments on the music and fashion industries, U.S. politics, race, welfare and class theory.

Intent on pursuing a solo career as a rapper, West released his debut album The College Dropout in 2004 to critical and commercial success, and founded the record label GOOD Music. After a car accident nearly took his life, he began campaigning for transportation reform, particularly the advancement of electric vehicles and public transit, as well a growing interest for healthcare reform, motivated by both major damage to his jaw sustained during the aforementioned accident and the deteriorating health of his mother, Dr. Donda West. In her memory, West founded the DONDA International company, proclaiming that the company would "galvanize amazing thinkers in a creative space to bounce their dreams and ideas" with the "goal to make products that people can actually afford." Later, when Congressional Republicans began targeting the National Endowment for the Arts for potential axing, West campaigned for its validity, taking advantage of his 29.4 million followers to spread the word.

This is by no means considered his most notorious political activity. During a presentation spot with actor Mike Myers during 2005's Concert for Hurricane Relief, West looked down the camera and simply remarked "George Bush doesn't care about black people." In response the subsequent conservative backlash, West doubled down, adding "You see a black family, it says, 'They're looting.' You see a white family, it says, 'They're looking for food.' For them it's been five days waiting for federal help because most of the people are black. And even for me to complain about it, I would be a hypocrite because I've tried to turn away from the TV because it's too hard to watch. Sometimes I imagine if I was down there, and those are my people down there." Additionally, despite being a wealthy businessman himself (having donated $2,700 to Bernie Sander's 2016 campaign, as well as $15,000 to several down-ballot and primary candidates through Brand New Congress) West was overtly critical of celebrities using their image to sell products, summarising it with a rather blunt argument; "Lady Gaga is the creative director of Polaroid. I like some of her songs, but what the fuck does she know about cameras?!"

In 2018, West launched the Lift Yourself programme, which bankrolled local community startups and shelters in order to further fight the problem of homelessness in his home town of Chicago, coordinating with Mayor Rahm Emanuel. He also preformed an impromptu concert, backed by local artists Raz Simone and Khingz, during the tumultuous 2020 George Floyd protests in Seattle Washington, reaffirming his support for the Sanders administration and Seattle mayor Kshama Sawant. Many have called for West to run for President in 2024, tho he has laughed these suggestions off, prioritising his family, mental health, and art first and foremost.
 
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By the end of the night, it became clear that the Conservatives had somehow managed to cling onto their majority by the skin of their teeth. John Major, somehow, had pulled off the impossible.

The next day, Tony Blair made a speech at his home constituency in Sedgefield, where he remarked that it had been undeniably a 'dissapointing night', but that he was 'proud that we took our message of hope, unity and justice to every part of this country'. He then announced his resignation as Labour Party leader, effective immediately, with a new leader to be elected at the September Labour Party conference.

John Prescott became Acting Leader of the Labour Party, and leader of the opposition, but Prescott announced that he too would be standing down from his post. It later came to pass that he did so in order to focus on a bid for the leadership of the party.

There were three candidates that stood. Gordon Brown, Shadow Chancellor, the aforementioned John Prescott, Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, and Bernie Grant, left-wing backbencher and MP for Tottenham since 1987. The consensus at the beginning of the race was that Gordon Brown would win the race, with Prescott in a likely second.

But no one saw Bernie Grant coming. Consensus at the beginning of the race was that he would be in a distant third. To that end, he did place third in the Labour MPs and MEPs bloc. But in the end he won a resounding victory in the other blocs, and was elected Leader of the Labour Party in a stunning upset. His associate Chris Mullin won the Deputy Leadership race rather handily as well.

It was indeed, a resounding, surprise victory, and a page turned from the New Labour experiment that had evidently shown itself to be a failure. But the optimism surrounding Bernie Grant's victory would not last forever, when tragedy struck.

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[Photos courtesy of everyone's favourite Russian spying app, FaceApp.
Honestly, I looked around for face-merging software, and this is genuinely the best you can get as a layperson.
Flag courtesy of "Squietto" on r/vexillology.]

The Wikipedia infobox of the 2018 Kentucky election in MC's Seventh Party System.
 
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