Space Oddity
Hold on, hold on, tomorrow will be there.
Ah, I had mercifully forgotten that one. That's the one where the northern leadership began every morning with a communal bowl of lead paint chips for breakfast, right?
Yup. Where they did things like miss the Governor of Maryland preparing his militia troops to attack federal positions.
And then after that happened, somehow made the same mistake in Missouri.
A world where Lincoln had apparently suffered several blows to the head prior to becoming president.