Anarcho-Occultist
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this might be a bit much
Sorry for starting this I just thought a seemingly normal list that devolves into eldritch text would be fun.
this might be a bit much
No, I just did it too crazy lolSorry for starting this I just thought a seemingly normal list that devolves into eldritch text would be fun.
These are, indeed, names1979 - 1990: Magnus Roberts (Conservative)
1990 - 1997: Jane Johnson (Conservative)
1997 - 2007: Antonia Booth (Labour)
2007 - 2010: Donna Macaulay (Labour)
2010 - 2016: Davina Sheffield (Conservative)
2016 - 2019: Terrence Brasier (Conservative)
C'mon man don't be low energy1979 - 1990: Magnus Roberts (Conservative)
1990 - 1997: Jane Johnson (Conservative)
1997 - 2007: Antonia Booth (Labour)
2007 - 2010: Donna Macaulay (Labour)
2010 - 2016: Davina Sheffield (Conservative)
2016 - 2019: Terrence Brasier (Conservative)
Have I not downloaded the right font packs or is it supposed to look like this?
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"I love some Pepper's now and then": Prime Ministers of Great Britain:General Secretary of the CPGB
1956-1974: John Gollan
1974-1978: Gordon McLennan
1978-1986: Sid French
1986: CPGB dissolved and replaced by Workers Party of Britain (Juche) and British Communist Party
Joint-Secretaries of Democratic Left:
1978-1985: Dave Cook-Beatrix Campbell
1985-1988: Beatrix Campbell-Martin Jacques
1988-1996: Martin Jacques-Nina Temple
1988: Red and Green Alliance formed with Derek Wall
1996-2000: Nina Temple-John Peck
2000: Merger of Democratic Left and Green Party into Green-Left
Joint Secretaries of Green-Left:
2000-2005: Derek Wall-Caroline Lucas
2005-2010: Caroline Lucas-George Monbiot
2010-2015: George Monbiot-Natalie Bennett
2015-2020: Natalie Bennett-Maggie Chapman
2020-: Maggie Chapman-Jules Joanne Gleeson
Coalition Politics or: Thinking the Problem is Charlie Brown's Run-Up, Not Lucy
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They then joined *checks notes* the Social Democratic Party...wait what?Zadrozny-Duffield removals
Coalition Politics or: Thinking the Problem is Charlie Brown's Run-Up, Not Lucy
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50 Years of Vaguely Funny Topical Humour - Presidents of the United States as portrayed by Saturday Night Live
1975-1977: Tom Davis (as John Connally)
"Like we say in Texas; stand by your man, until your man is impeached, then you throw your man under the bus."
1977-1979: Ron Palillo (as Birch Bayh)
"This Doug Ginsburg fella can really dig it. I can totally chillax with him. Peace, love, and granola everybody!"
1979-1985: Rich Hall (as Birch Bayh)
"I clawed myself out of a burning plane wreck, you think I'm gonna fold just 'cos Hafizullah is gettin in my face?!"
1985-1989: Ann Risley (as Pat Schroeder) and Andy Kaufman (as Bernie Sanders)
Risley: "That's how this arrangement works, Bob. I'm the fire, he's the heat."
Kaufman: "Not too hot, tho! I've already put a sticky note over the thermostat."
1989-1990: Paul Reubens (as Walter Block†)
"I know you are, but what am I?"
1990-1993: Alan Whitney Brown (as Trent Lott)
"Sorry, no, uh, my upper lip was just itchy."
1993-1995: Charlie Barnett† (as Mickey Leland)
"No Bill, you don't get a pass. I don't care how good you can play the saxophone on Arsenio."
1995-2001: Jerry Minor (as Mickey Leland)
"Well, America, despite your best efforts to fail, you've somehow failed to do that. And that's the America I know and love."
2001-2003: Colin Quinn (as Donald Trump)
"Jokes on the rioters, all those rubble piles in LA are real-estate gold!"
2003-2005: Jeff Garlin (as Donald Trump)
"Nothing can stop me, okay?! Not impeachment, not international sanctions, not even Hillary! Trust me, fellas, I'm well acquainted with her withholding! I actually like the extra bed space!"
2005-2009: Chris Kattan (as Donald Trump) and Kenan Thompson (as Allen West)
Kattan: "I don't know about you, but I like this new Putin guy."
Thompson: "Yeah, it's like looking into a mirror."
2009-2014: Bill Hader (as Ron Paul)
"I have so many ideas. Some are simple, like 'take down traffic lights' and 'eliminate the post office'. The bigger ones will be tougher, like 'bring all this crumbling to the ground.'"
2014-2017: Kevin Sussman (as Ron Paul)
"Honestly, I was just surprised they decided to melt down the gold inside the Federal Reserve instead of spend it on toilet paper. Really gets you thinking."
2017-2021: Rachel Dratch (as Sarah Palin)
"Anyone who tries anything is gonna get my stiletto heel right in the [bleep] eye!"
2021-2025: Ana Gasteyer (as Sarah Palin)
"People who call us fascist have clearly never seen an actual fascist country. Like Russia. Did I mention I can see Russia from my lake house in Juneau? Sometimes they look back and our eyes lock. Surprisingly sensual."
2025-????: Natasha Lyonne (as Liz Bruenig) and Jordan Peele (as Malik Rahim)
Peele: "Madam President, my state is still underwater."
Lyonne: "Thoughts and prayers, Mal, thoughts and prayers."
How tf did we get VP Bernie Sanders in 1984 and then President Walter Block in 1988?
Does President Hannibal Buress get shot by Eric Andre?
2017-2021: Donald Trump (Republican)
2016 (with Mike Pence): Hillary Clinton (Democratic)
2021-2022: Joe Biden (Democratic)
2020 (with Kamala Harris): Donald Trump (Republican)
2022-2025: Kamala Harris (Democratic)
2025-2029: Ivanka Trump (Republican)
2024 (with Tom Cotton): Kamala Harris (Democratic)
2029-2033: Pete Buttigieg (Democratic)
2028 (with Ayanna Pressley): Ivanka Trump (Republican)
2033-2037: Donald Trump Jr. (Republican)
2032 (with Josh Hawley): Pete Buttigieg (Democratic)
2037-2041: Ayanna Pressley (Democratic)
2036 (with Julian Castro): Donald Trump Jr. (Republican)
2041-2045: Eric Trump (Republican)
2040 (with Candace Owens): Ayanna Pressley (Democratic), Kshama Sawant (Independent)
2045-2049: Lee Carter (Democratic)
2044 (with Chesa Boudin): Eric Trump (Republican), Pete Buttigieg (Unity)
2049-2052: Tiffany Trump (Republican)
2048 (with Matt Gaetz): Lee Carter (Democratic), Ziad Ahmed (Unity)
2052-2052: Matt Gaetz (Republican)
2052-2052: Matt Gaetz (The Storm)
2052-2053: Mondaire Jones (Democratic)
2053-2057: Lee Carter (Democratic)
2052 (with Barron Trump): Ben Shapiro (Conservative),Matt Gaetz (The Storm)
2057-2061: Barron Trump (Democratic)
2056 (with David Oks): Alexis Ohanian (Independent)
2061-0000: Hannibal Buress (Independent)
2060 (with Jacob Bachmeier): Barron Trump (Democratic), various regional candidates (Black, Green, Red)
Mondaire Jones?
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