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Three's A Crowd: The 2016 Presidential Election

As a voter, how would you vote on this fine November day?


  • Total voters
    32
  • Poll closed .

Turquoise Blue

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Might as well set up a poll just for the sake of it, just to see people's views and decisions and whatnot. Predicting Klobuchar klobbering o'klock tho

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It has been four years since President Warren Beatty won a landslide victory in the election, and it is time for the American people to decide who should be their next commander-in-chief. Unlike many other democracies, America enjoys a perfectly balanced three party system, the envy of many third parties around the world

President Beatty's legacy is very controversial, with his decision to enter America into a deal with the Concord of Nations and with foreign nations in order to "end" the Nusantara War being criticised by Populists for being a "fake" end (indeed, American troops are still there, only under CoN control) and by Republicans for "surrendering" like the weakling pinko Beatty apparently is. This and his radical social policies that transformed American society to a much more liberal one, has ensured that the 2016 election is ambiguous, with there being a possibility of the Dems, Reps or Pops winning, or a hung electoral college as is always possible with three candidates of roughly equal strength

The Candidates!

Democratic: Vice-President Amy Klobuchar (FL-Minnesota)/Senator Steve Westly (D-California)
"There is a difference between being bold and being rash"
- Klobuchar's finishing statement at the third debate

Despite being from the Party of Floyd Olson, the vice-president is noted to be much more moderate and pragmatic. Unlike President Beatty, Amy Klobuchar is known to be folksy and appealing to more rural areas similar to her native Minnesota even if she gets a cooller reception in more urban and liberal areas. She promises to continue on Beatty's policies, even if tempered by her moderation, and of course she's a firm backer of the Beatty Plan and stands solidly for internationalism and working with the world, not against it, such was the way she put it in the second debate that got Dem chirpers chirping it all over the social media. But is the party of William Randolph Hearst, Henry Wallace, Robert Redford and Warren Beatty ready to embrace moderation instead of being the "Conscience of the Nation"?

Populist: Senator Marco Rubio (P-Florida)/Senator Herb Kohl (P-Michigan)
"I only know what I believe"
- Part of Rubio's finishing statement at the third debate

Beatty's "thorn in the butt" for most of his second term was rising and heavily ambitious Senator Marco Rubio of Florida. A loud critic of Beatty's foreign policy, he has adroitly avoided most social issues [being from a swing state and all] and so has emerged as the nominee most likely to take the Populists back to the days of Bill Clinton's moderation and away from the right-wing bent it took after. His firm promises to withdraw every American soldier from Nusantara and renegotiate America's relationship with the Concord of Nations has gotten experts worried and his rivals for the Presidency warning that his plans will fail and wreck everything. But there's a demand there he's filling as American society has, over the last four years, grown... tired with the world? Perhaps isolationism is the path forward?

Republican: Governor Bill Haslam (R-Tennessee)/Governor Brian Sandoval (R-Nevada)
"I will give people a dollar worth of value for a dollar worth of tax paid"
- Haslam's finishing sentence in the third debate

But perhaps people will see Klobuchar and Rubio as two sides of the same coin. After all, Rubio has merely said vague centre-right buzzwords about economic policy but voted faithfully with the Populist whip. So Governor Haslam could argue that only he promises a return to fiscal conservatism and balanced budgets and tightening belts and cutting reckless spending. And peculiarly enough for a Republican, he also promises to look into making college cheaper for all Americans being the only candidate who speaks about it when not forced to, and this has... gotten him some odd fans. Go on Chirpit or Facepage and you'll see "Bill Haslam Will Make Anime Real" and "The Haslam Train Never Stops!" memes from energised 20-year-olds cheering on a conservative, of all people. On foreign policy, Haslam has wisely not said much

Which candidate will the notoriously fickle American people decide will lead them for the next four years?​
 
i am voting for the continuity socialist party and there's nothing you can do to stop me
A vote has been counted for Independent Socialist: Fmr. Senator Mel Logan (IS-WY)/Journalist Nicholas F. Benton (IS-VA)
What is Aleppo or Bust
A vote has been counted for Libertarian: Fmr. State Rep. Steve Vaillancourt (L-NH)/Fmr. Rep. Laura Ebke (L-NE)
 
A vote has been counted for Independent Socialist: Fmr. Senator Mel Logan (IS-WY)/Journalist Nicholas F. Benton (IS-VA)

A vote has been counted for Libertarian: Fmr. State Rep. Steve Vaillancourt (L-NH)/Fmr. Rep. Laura Ebke (L-NE)
give me one vote for Logan please
 
give me one vote for Logan please
A vote has been counted for Independent Socialist: Fmr. Senator Mel Logan (IS-WY)/Journalist Nicholas F. Benton (IS-VA)

Although the Democratic and Communist parties have recommended that you all look more in the man himself - "he's not what you think he is"
 
I voted 4th but really I'd probably still be a weirdo here by being a Foreign Policy based voter so I really have no idea who I'd actually vote for in this. Sorry for messing up the poll that way.
 
I voted 4th but really I'd probably still be a weirdo here by being a Foreign Policy based voter so I really have no idea who I'd actually vote for in this. Sorry for messing up the poll that way.
The Democrats are generally internationalist and for working with the CoN [ATL UN], the Populists tend isolationist and the Republicans, after the whole Lieberman's Nusantara War thing, tries to keep fairly quiet on that

And don't worry about it
 
Isolationism is pacifism for the right wing, but I do like pacifism nonetheless.
 
@Turquoise Blue Here’s a rough idea of who I’d go for each year.

1896: Populist
1900-1904: Republican
1908-1916: Populist
1920: Republican
1924: Democratic
1928-1936: Populist
1940-1956: National Union/Republican
1960-1964: Populist
1968-1972: Democratic
1976-1980: Populist
1984-1996: Democratic
2000: Populist
2004-2016: Democratic
 
A vote has been counted for Independent Socialist: Fmr. Senator Mel Logan (IS-WY)/Journalist Nicholas F. Benton (IS-VA)

Although the Democratic and Communist parties have recommended that you all look more in the man himself - "he's not what you think he is"
I cast my vote for the ominous communist (well, socialist, but that doesn't almost-rhyme).
 
I cast my vote for the ominous communist (well, socialist, but that doesn't almost-rhyme).
A vote has been counted for Independent Socialist: Fmr. Senator Mel Logan (IS-WY)/Journalist Nicholas F. Benton (IS-VA)
I cast my vote for the Libertarians, because I hate driver's licenses.
A vote has been counted for Libertarian: Fmr. State Rep. Steve Vaillancourt (L-NH)/Fmr. Rep. Laura Ebke (L-NE)

Mel Logan and the ISP is doing rather well in the polls, receiving above 5% for the first time in the party's history, showing that there's people who aren't happy with Vice-President Klobuchar's moderation. Klobuchar is still enjoying a healthy lead though. Mel Logan has declared that this means "the future will be Socialist and that we will get rid of the Judeo-British cabal that chokes American potential!"

Meanwhile, with both Rubio and Haslam being moderate, the hardline libertarians have flocked to the small Libertarian Party which has fielded a former state Representative. Steve Vaillancourt has responded to this with a declaration that "since Rubio and Haslam are pedos, and Klobuchar is ugly as sin", people are flocking to him and boosting his campaign. This has resulted in Libertarian Party chair Rand Paul condemning his comments
 
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