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The Thirty-Seventh HoS List Challenge Thread

The Thirty-Seventh HoS List Challenge Thread Poll

  • "National Service means Service to the Nation" - Turquoise Blue

    Votes: 10 45.5%
  • Hotel 1600, or Plumbers Plunge the Presidency - Wendell

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • "We Our Neighbours" - morbidteaparty

    Votes: 2 9.1%
  • Uncle Magic -Mumby

    Votes: 7 31.8%
  • Political Career of John Lennon - Blackentheborg

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • A CORNERED RAT - Meppo

    Votes: 7 31.8%
  • George Bloody Canning: A long list on a Short Term - Bolt451

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • The Perils of Parliamentarism: A Decade of Dems in Disarray - Steve Brinson

    Votes: 8 36.4%
  • PRIME MINISTERS OF ISRAEL - theflyingmgoose

    Votes: 2 9.1%
  • Shorting England By The Pound - Walpurgisnacht

    Votes: 8 36.4%

  • Total voters
    22
  • Poll closed .

Walpurgisnacht

It was in the Year of Maximum Danger
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Did you know 1/37 = 0.2727272727... and 1/27 = 0.3737373737...? Maths truly is a wonderland.

The rules are simple; I give a prompt, and you have until 4:00pm on the last day of the month. (or whenever I remember to post the announcement on that day) to post a list related to the prompt. As for what constitutes a list? If you'd personally post it in Lists of Heads of Government and Heads of State rather than another thread, I think that's a good enough criterion. Writeups are preferred, please don't post a blank list, and I'd also appreciate it if you titled your list for polling purposes. Once the deadline hits, we will open up a multiple choice poll, cocurrent with the new challenge going up, and whoever receives the most votes after a week gets the entirely immaterial prize.

Some eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed we've switched to a new system this week, intended to prevent calendar slippage--much like the month of February itself, really. An awkward hodgepodge compromise month, despite its extra day this year it'll still be the shortest month in the calendar. That's why this challenge is themed after Shortness. Most history focuses on the rulers who stayed in office long enough to change the world, but from Lady Jane Grey to Liz Truss, it's clear that speed can be an achievement all of its own.

Good luck!
 
"National Service means Service to the Nation"

Boris Johnson (Conservative minority, then majority) 2019-2026

2019 [min.]: took over from Theresa May (Conservative) after she lost confidence from the party
2019 [maj.]: def. Jeremy Corbyn (Labour), Nicola Sturgeon (SNP), Jo Swinson (Liberal Democrats)
2024 [maj.]: def. Keir Starmer (Labour), Humza Yousaf (SNP), Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats)

He lifted his head to see someone come in the room. It was Graham Brady. Good Sir Graham! He smiled, but Sir Graham didn't. He told the Prime Minister quite bluntly - "There will be a leadership election. You will no longer be Prime Minister."

What caused it? Surprisingly enough, after everything, it was minor. It wasn't Brexit, that was done easily. Covid and some scandals about some staffers being boozy, that was rode out, even if shaky. The national service thing, that was mildly controversial but the moaners shut up.

Turns out it was just him cheating on his wife with someone else and the papers caught it. Maybe the papers just were fed up with him.

A man made by the papers would be a man unmade by them.

Jeremy Hunt (Conservative majority) 2026-2032
2026 [maj.]: took over from Boris Johnson (Conservative) after he lost confidence from the party
2029 [maj.]: def. Wes Streeting (Labour), Humza Yousaf (SNP), Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats)

He felt as if it was his time to go. Six years as Prime Minister was more than enough, being the reluctant successor to a scandal-ridden Boris. Who else were there at the time it became necessary to step up? Liz Truss who was becoming seen as a 'celebrity foreign minister'? Rishi Sunak who resigned in 2023 over the budget? Neither of those people were capable of leading the country in this world or in any other.

Six years, yet another Tory win in 2029 against Wes Streeting [who he privately saw as a bit of a blowhard]. More financial adjustment, more expansion of the Armed Forces (he gently shook his head at the generals arguing that they needed more funding per head to accompany the expansion of National Service. Such couldn't be done easily), successful exploration of Britain's new role in the world - turns out Truss was useful for something.

Replying to all those oh so cynical BlueSky replies about Britain's finances from young people exhausted him as well. Sigh. One day they'll appreciate all he did for the country. Maybe under his capable successor we may finally get the deficit conquered.

Penny Mordaunt (Conservative majority) 2032-2034
2032 [maj.]: took over from Jeremy Hunt (Conservative) after he retired from politics
2034 [maj.]: def. Wes Streeting (Labour), Chuka Umunna (Liberal Democrats), Humza Yousaf (SNP)

She blinked her eyes as in disbelief. This was not supposed to happen in Britain of all places. The military just marched into Parliament and declared "get the fuck out, we're in charge". Those soldiers seemed young, she thought. Maybe a call to the generals could get them to walk away. The generals' reply caused dismay. They tried, they said. But those soldiers just didn't listen. The soldiers just seemed... angry.

Well, she was Penny Mordaunt, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. She wouldn't step down to any upstart colonels thinking they could play at being military dictators. She would defend parliamentary democracy any day of the year.

Getting into the armoured car, she told the driver to take them to Chequers, so she could move against this would-be coup. The car moved forward.

A sudden movement coupled with extreme heat was the last thing she would experience.

Liz Truss (Conservative... something?) 2034
2034 [????]: voted Prime Minister by the cabinet, succeeding the late Penny Mordaunt (Conservative)

In the end, her two months proved a failure. There was just too many people in the military rallying behind the coup as the long-promised change from Tory policy to arrest the slow decline of Britain. Maybe it was Boris' fault, or Hunt's, for National Service, she thought bitterly. She always considered it an idiotic idea, but she was overruled by a cabinet keen on shoring up defence credentials.

She laughed humourlessly, she was right in the end, wasn't she. Didn't help her, though, as she was in a cell waiting for her final day in the sun. They told her her fate, and she scowled. If anyone deserved her fate it was the last few Prime Ministers before her. She was the one who consistently stood against the anti-growth brigade that this so-called assembly was opposing, so why did they want to shoot her?

Well, she thought as they led her to the wall blindfolded and she waited for the final moment, at least I've been Prime Minister.

Amy Bieda (People's Assembly for the Liberation of Britain) 2034-????
2034 [junta]: took over in a coup, arguably succeeded Liz Truss (Conservative)

She took a drag on her vape as she looked at the war plans. Turns out the corrupt NATO did not appreciate the people seizing what was rightfully theirs from 24 years of Tory misrule, and there were deep rumbling sounds of cogs moving against her. Her Chancellor was sitting next to her, looking at his phone, and showed her the announcement. TIME, that American paper that did People of the Year, 'reluctantly' chose her.

She chuckled at that but shook her head. This was a mass movement led by people who had the ability to seize the day, it wasn't a coup by a select few. They didn't understand the real reasons behind this. They never did. A movement against Toryism was not a personal dictatorship. This she would insist. The ballot just failed to offer real change when it was needed, so it had to be the other way - the bullet.

She could remember when she was rudely drafted in 2024 as a mere 18 year old. She was told that she was going to do National Service, join the military for a bit and sacrifice two years of her life stuck in moldy houses and do drills while the country continued to go to hell.

Well, she looked outside the window, this was the ultimate act of national service wasn't it?

Many who feared for Britain's future would disagree with her, but kept their silence.
 
Hotel 1600, or Plumbers Plunge the Presidency.

The period since the Watergate scandal has seen a profound shift in U.S. and world affairs. Within the United States, it saw the undoing of the imperial presidency and would ultimately bring about changes to the political system. Internationally, this decline of the U.S. presidency was met with a similar diminishing of U.S. influence and prestige around the world as frequently the presidency has changed hands since Richard Nixon's presidency. Nonetheless, every twenty-first century president to date has served two full terms.

Richard M. Nixon (Republican) 1969-1974
Gerald R Ford (Republican) 1974-1975
[1]
Nelson A. Rockefeller (Republican) 1975-1979[2]
Rogers C. B. Morton (Republican) 1979[3]
Thomas Philip "Tip" O'Neill (Democratic) 1979-1981[4]
Henry M. "Scoop" Jackson (Democratic) 1981-1983[5]
Charles Clifton "Cliff" Finch (Democratic) 1983-1986[6]
Morris K. "Mo" Udall (Democratic) 1986-1991[7]
Paul E. Tsongas (Democratic) 1991-1997[8]
John L. H. Chafee (Republican) 1997-1999[9]
Angus S. King (Independent) 1999-2009[10]
John D. "Jay" Rockefeller (Democratic) 2009-2017[11]
Lincoln D. Chafee (Republican) 2017-2025[12]

In the 2024 election, Republicans are poised to nominate Vice President Marco Rubio of Florida while Democrats are in a bitter nomination battle between Andrew Beshear of Kentucky and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. of Washington, DC. The independent candidacy of Dwayne Johnson appears to be fizzling out. Among the issues facing the country is the proper response to the Soviet civil war now that President Lincoln Chafee's ceasefire appears to be breaking down.

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1. Ford's assassination is the POD.
2. Wins the 1976 election, beating back a primary challenge from Ronald Reagan. Dies in office.
3. Became VP under Nelson Rockefeller after Reagan refused. Succeeds Nelson Rockefeller, dies without appointing a VP. Replaces James Garfield's as the second-shortest presidential term.
4. Elevated to the presidency by virtue of the vice presidency being vacant. Does not seek a full term.
5. Defeats Ronald Reagan. Dies in office.
6. Vice president under Jackson. Succeeds predecessor, wins int 1984 election and dies in office.
7. Vice president under Finch. Elected in 1988 but resigns due to poor health in 1991.
8. Vice president under Udall. Wins 1992 election. Wins contingent election in 1996 after no candidate receives an electoral college majority. Senate chooses John Chafee, then a senator and the GOP vice presidential nominee, for Vice President.
9. Accidental vice president under and successor to Mo Udall. Chooses an independent, the governor of Maine, to be his VP.
10. Vice president under Chafee. Wins election in his own right twice. Becomes second longest serving U.S. president. Champions passage and ratification of constitutional amendment replacing electoral college with a two-round system modelled on France.
11. First president elected after abolition of electoral college; nephew of Nelson Rockefeller.
12. Son of former president John Chafee.
 
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"We Our Neighbours"

How does one build a nation from the ashes of a landless people? That was the question asked of David Ben-Gurion and his government as Israel emerged bloody and blinking into the eyes of a polarised world.

Ben Gurion would sadly not live to see it, cut down by gunfire at a Mapai rally in a hail of disaffected bullets. Many observers, both domestic and international assumed with his death, so too Israel would disappear with him. And yet, the nation did not die - Moshe Sharrett took the reigns of premiership and steered a course of moderate reforms, mainly aimed at avoiding further inflaming tensions with the country's numerous hostile neighbours. Sharrett, the country's longest serving PM, was also able to normalise relations with West Germany following the agreement of reparations for victims of the Shoah.

Sharrett's government was one of relative stability, with further reforms were enacted by Defence Minister Pinhas Lavon, as the draft was extended to Arab citizens, though the move while enthusiastically supported by Sharett was less popular amongst the wider Mapai cabinet. Sharett, would be forced to resign over cabinet pressure in regards to hs foreign policy, which was seen by many (notably Golda Meir and other "Ben-Gurionites") as too dovish in its approach to relations with the country's Arab neighbours.

Following his demise, Sharrett was replaced by a series of shortlived interim governments, including the first non-Mapai government under the stewardship of Yitzhak Gruenbaum, though neither he nor the equally shortlived Elizer Kaplan were able to sustain a majority. Following further elections, and a series of industrial unrests at the state-owned Israel Aerospace Industries, Pinhas Lavon would form a government with Mapai again taking seat as the dominant Israeli party. Lavon further extended his policies of de-escalation with the country's Arab minority, gradually reducing the martial law which governed their lives. He also pursued a policy of general neutrality within the Cold War, establishing commercial and extending diplomatic ties with the Soviets and their bloc, as well as an international policy aligned to trade interests, signing several trade agreements with the European Steel and Coal Community, Yugoslavia and Japan. He also, perhaps wary of escalating relations with the nationalist government in Egypt, avoided any direct involvement with the Anglo-French plan for Suez, while also managing to secure recognition at the UN that the Straits of Tiran, long subject to an Egyptian blockade, would remain open to Israeli shipping. Despite his policy of general de-escalation, Lavon ensured that Israel's border military presence remained built up so as to deter any encirclement from Egypt and Syria.

Lavon, would be forced to resign after three years, following a corruption scandal over investment policy in state owned land, and was succeeded by a series of short-lived Mapai governments under Shimon Peres, Moshe Dayan and Levi Eshkol, none of whom lasted for more than six months. Indeed, the instability in Mapai's governments, and general discontent with Lavon's foreign policy, saw Mapai suffer losses in the 1960 general election, paving the way for an unstable coalition of Israeli parties on the centre and right, under the stewardship of Yosef Sapir, to form the country's first centre-right government. What this would mean, as the sixties drew in, was anyone's guess.

David Ben Gurion (Mapai) 1948-1949

Moshe Sharett (Mapai) 1949-1956

Elizer Kaplan (Mapai) 1956

Yitzhak Gruenbaum (Independent) 1956

Pinhas Lavon (Mapai) 1956-1959


Moshe Dayan (Mapai) 1959

Shimon Peres (Mapai) 1959-1960


Levi Eshkol (Mapai) 1960

Yosef Sapir (General Zionist, in coalition with Herut, Mafdal and Liberal Party) 1960 -
 
Uncle Magic

Monarchs of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland / of the British and Irish

1830-1836: William IV (Hanover)
1836-1837: Victoria (Hanover)
Regent - 1836-1837: Victoria, Duchess of Kent and Strathearn
Regent - 1837-1837: Ernest Augustus, Duke of Cumberland and King of Hanover

1837-1837: Ernest Augustus (Hanover)
1837-1891: Victoria (Britannia)

William IV passes away before Victoria turns 18 and what ensues is The Kent Regency. The Duchess seeks personal advancement through control of her daughter and strictly limits her movements and personal choices in order to make herself the centre of political authority even after the young Victoria reaches her majority.

The extension of the Kensington System to Westminster proves deeply unpopular with essentially every quarter in the land. Court, Parliament and People are all thrown into consternation by the Duchess-Regent's naked thirst for power. It is in these circumstances that the recently acceded King of Hanover returns over the sea to lead a Second Glorious Revolution to remove the Duchess of Kent and place himself as Regent for the remaining months of Victoria's minority.

This Second Glorious Revolution soon outgrows control of the Duke of Cumberland, especially when he uses his position to force Victoria to abdicate and takes the throne for himself. Ernest Augustus was a true reactionary, not only politically in the sense he wished to restore authority to the Crown and landed aristocracy from Parliament but also personally in that he could not find it in himself to compromise or give way to Victoria's potentially reformist instincts.

King Ernest's reign was mercifully brief, as People, organised a few short years before during the fight for Reform, rose up to overthrow Hanoverian Autocracy.

Queen Victoria was restored to the throne, to oversee the passage of universal manhood suffrage through Parliament and shortly afterwards the invasion of Hanover to prevent Augustine plotting from beyond the sea.

Her Britannic Majesty would become an icon of British Revolutionism, in particular due to perceived parallelism with the Virgin Queen Elizabeth. This somewhat obscures the truth however. When Victoria first acceded to the throne she was to be wed to Prince Albert of Saxe Coburg and Gotha. The Second Glorious Revolution and the Hanover War put an end to their betrothal and Victoria refused to wed another. She had many suitors over the course of her reign, but denied them all. She ultimately served as Britain's last monarch, with arrangements for the establishment of a republican system of government being made years before her death.

Augustine Restorationism is a fringe ultra-conservative political cause - talk of restoring the House of Hanover is often spoken in the same breath as the privatisation of land - but it nevertheless still has its adherents. The current 'heir' is Ernest Augustus V, a man who goes by Ernie and was a prizefighter boxer when he was young and is now an itinerant gambler in Rome.
 
Political Career of John Lennon

1972:
Political prisoner (United States)
1973-1974: Mayor of New York City (Peace and Freedom)
(vacant, then with Bella Abzug) replacing James Buckley (Conservative)
1974: Private citizen, musician
1974-1975: Political prisoner (United States)
1975-1977: Political exile (Canada), activist, musician
1977-1978: Character witnesses, United States and ors v (Theodore) Gold and ors

There is always that contrarian asshole who claims to know how a certain war actually started. You know them, you've met them at least once. You've had to deal with them as they've smugly opined that World War 2 actually started because a British submarine shot a German submarine in Iceland, or something equally as pedantic and hard to verify. They'll do that thing where they close their eyes and purse their lips in a prideful satisfaction that they have corrected you, you simple sheep, which is good, since they can't see you roll your eyes and awkwardly swirl your drink, looking for an excuse to leave the conversation.

We have those for the American Uprising, too. Historians are spoiled for lynchpins that ignited the post-hippie powderkeg; Saigon being flattened by nuclear fire while Lieutenant Manson sliced bellies open in Songmy, Tommy Hayden being gunned down by pigs in Chicago, Val Solanas blowing Kennedy's brains out, that mass suicide-by-drowning in SanFran and those black folk being firebombed in Jersey. All moments any sensible contemporary would nod at and go, yes, that's when it started. But no, the contrarian asshole scoffs, the Uprising actually started when they locked up John Lennon. Yes, they grin, the Beatle. Agnew threw him in a hole and had his lovely wife deported. That's truely what up got the revolutionary groups so riled up. You can gun down hippies at Kent State to your hearts content, you can melt the sands of Saigon to a glass sheen, but going after their music?

If you have a larger group, there might be one or two self-described history buffs, not knowing that they're feeding the contrarian's ego, that point out what happened to Lennon after they unchained him. He was pals with Bobby Seale and Dick Gregory and Abbie Hoffman and John Sinclair. They made him Mayor and told him to keep talking about peace Then the hardliners decided he was a celebrity endorsement at best, a bourgeois chauvinist at worst, which is why they threw him back in the hole. If he was that important they wouldn't have tried him for 'anti-revolutionary sentiment' after all they did.

But the contrarian asshole smirks, as they are want to do, and come at you with another stunning revelation; the guy was never that important. John Lennon never blew up any bridges, or kidnapped heirs, or charged police barricades. At the most he, what? held a fist up at a few rallies? Gave a scathing critique about Agnew while ambling around a gallery opening? Went to prison for an expired green card? Please. They gave him the Mayor gig as a nod, a pat on the back, and he didn't even last a year before handing it over to someone who could actually RUN the city.

At this point, any enthusiasm your group might have for responding has dissipated. The contrarian asshole basks in his victory, and then decides on a victory lap; "Did you know he also beat his wife?"
 
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At this point, any enthusiasm your group might have for responding has dissipated. The contrarian asshole basks in his victory, and then decides on a victory lap; "Did you know he also beat his wife?"
he's real

 
A CORNERED RAT

1995 – 1996: Viktor Chernomyrdin (Our Home – Russia)
1996 – 2003: Anatoly Sobchak (Our Home – Russia)

1996: Gennady Zyuganov (Communist), Aleksandr Lebed (CRC), Grigory Yavlinsky (Yabloko), Vladimir Zhirinovsky (LDPR)
2000: Gennady Zyuganov (Communist), Yury Luzhkov (Fatherland), Grigory Yavlinsky (Yabloko), Vladimir Zhirinovsky (LDPR)
• 2003 died of coronary heart disease

2003 – 2004: Mikhail Kasyanov (nonpartisan)
2004 – 2006: Yury Skuratov (Communist)

2004 def. Aleksandr Rutskoi (Derzhava), Alexei Lebed (Fatherland), Sergei Shoigu (The Bear), Ilya Zaslavsky (Democratic Choice)
• 2006 died in car crash

2006 – : Sergei Muravlenko (Communist)

...from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (Russian: Владимир Владимирович Путин; [vlɐˈdʲimʲɪr vlɐˈdʲimʲɪrəvʲɪtɕ ˈputʲɪn]; 7 October 1952 – 22 February 2009) was a Russian politician and statesman who served as Prime Minister of Russia from 1998 to 2003.

Putin worked as a KGB foreign intelligence officer for 16 years, reaching the rank of lieutenant colonel before resigning in 1991; he subsequently joined then-mayor of Leningrad Anatoly Sobchak's administration, following him to Moscow following the 1996 presidential election. Under President Sobchak, Putin briefly served as Deputy Chief of Staff and then as director of the Federal Security Service before being appointed Prime Minister in June 1998. As Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin oversaw increases in macroeconomic and political stability and played a central role in the conduct of the Second Chechen War and the reestablishment of federal control over the region, and the 1999–2003 dispute over gas prices with Ukraine.

Domestically, Putin was perceived by many as Anatoly Sobchak's grey cardinal and potential successor, referred to by many Western and Russian journalists as well as former Deputy Chief of Staff Vladislav Surkov as a leader of the so-called "conservative current" of the Sobchak administration, a tough manager who sought to establish more equal cooperation with NATO[citation needed]. During much of his tenure Vladimir Putin had been embroiled in a number of corruption scandals, many stemming from his early years in the St. Petersburg city administration. He resigned as Prime Minister in February 2003 due to protests pertaining to Concordgate and the Putin government's response to the Moscow theater hostage crisis, largely deemed to have led to unnecessary casualties, shortly before Sobchak's death from heart disease.

After his resignation, Vladimir Putin became a critic of Mikhail Kasyanov and Yury Skuratov, notably publishing materials regarding the latter's sex scandal and allegations of a close financial relationship with the family of Boris Yeltsin. In November 2007 Putin was found guilty of fraud and money laundering and sentenced to 11 years in prison, but was acquitted of involvement in the death of President Yury Skuratov in a separate trial; the high-profile nature of the trials and the confirmation of the involvement of a former FSB officer has led to the emergence of wide-ranging conspiracy theories pertaining to Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin died of vertebral osteomyelitis on 22 February 2009.
 
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I've actually got an idea for this one. Not quite sure how realistic it is though. We'll see

Not every bit of it is unique but the concept as a whole generally is.
 
My first submission for one of these competitions. a Revisit slightly to my summer2019punk ideas.

George Bloody Canning: A long list on a Short Term

September 2019-Present: Boris Johnson (Conservative Minority with DUP S&C)


Boris Johnson is, to date, the second shortest serving Prime Minister in UK history, second only to George Canning, who died 98 days into his term as Prime Minister. Johnson has only exceeded Canning due to his current role as caretaker Prime Minister. Following the vote of no confidence in Theresa May Johnson went head to head with five others, ending finally with the wider party picking him over Jeremy Hunt.

Elected on a groundswell of support from the party’s right and dissatisfaction against Theresa May’s approach to Brexit, he wasn’t without his detractors. While Johnson was seen as the candidate who would regain lost voters from the triumphant Brexit Party, Jeremy Hunt was seen as the candidate who would regain them from the Liberal Democrats. The Lib Dems who were riding high from Change UK joining the party following their disastrous Euro elections.

Conservatives: 311
Labour: 247
SNP: 35
Lib Dems: 22


Johnson had a mammoth task ahead of him, the Tories had plummeted in the polls in the last few months with the Lib Dems and Brexit Party regularly polling above Boris Johnson’s first challenge was from the moderates in his party. By the middle of September he had lost his majority as Philip Lee defected to the Liberal Democrats over Johnson’s stance on Brexit. Johnson also faced a major rebellion of 22 MPs after voting on a motion to allow Parliament to potentially introduce a bill to prevent a no-deal Brexit. Within the next two weeks half the MPs (who now sat as “Independent Conservatives”) in turn defected to the Liberal Democrats with the remainder regularly seen cooperating with the Lib Dems

Conservatives: 288
Labour: 247
SNP: 35
Lib Dems: 34
Ind. Conservatives: 11


Despite the Conservatives now running a significant minority government there wasn’t enough cohesion in opposition to put together a united front. Labour and the Liberal Democrats clashed over plans for Brexit with the former wanting to renegotiate the deal and the latter pushing for a second referendum. Despite this disagreement, Parliament did pass the so-called “Benn Act” which pushed for an extension of the negotiating period without a deal being passed. Primarily to avoid a no-deal brexit.

Some in the Tories and especially the right wing media had hoped for some agreement between the Brexit Party and the Conservatives but no such agreement came to pass. Nigel Farage would regularly savage Johnson in interviews for his “weak deal” with some thinking his recalcitrance was an effort to push the Tories to the right. Meanwhile talks between Johnson and the Independent former Conservative MPs fell through although many said they’d stand down at the next General Election.

With his position in Parliament untenable and with parliament passing the Benn Act a supermajority was achieved to override the Fixed Term Parliaments act and an election was called for the twelfth of December. During the Month of November the Tories were averaging a lead of approximately 2-3 percent over Labour with the Lib Dems often poling over twenty percent and the Brexit Party in the mid teens.

The next big change for Parliament was the creation of the “United to Remain” Bloc. This was an alliance of the Greens, the Liberal Democrats, Plaid Cymru and severalIndependent Conservatives who weren’t standing down at the next election. Under the agreement they would step aside for each other in a wide range of seats in an effort to build up a unified bloc. Efforts to bring the SNP on board fell through over Sturgeon’s insistence on supporting a second referendum.

Conservative: 288
Labour: 243
United to Remain: 45
-Lib Dems: 34
-Ind. Conservative: 6
-Plaid Cymru: 4
-Green: 1
SNP: 35


The election was a chaotic affair with controversy chasing both of the two major party leaders. Several gaffes for Johnson involving hiding from journalists on multiple occaisions, and several scathing attacks from former Tory MPs, notably now-Lib Dem MP Justine Greening. Focusing on a single issue, Unite To Remain and the Brexit Party dominated the popular discussion despite several gaffes from lesser known Brexit Party candidates. Disagreements between members of the Parliamentary Party and Jeremy Corbyn also dominated discussions, as did Labour’s stance on Brexit which confused people who in polling seemed taken with either “we leave” or “we have one final vote”. The debates generally speaking were seen as a confused affair between Corbyn, Swinson, Farage and Sturgeon with Liz Truss being picked as the Prime Minister’s surrogate. This was widely criticised both for Johnson refusing to appear in the debates as well as Truss’ performance in them.

The polls predicted everything from a Tory Majority to a Labour Minority to UTR replacing Labour as opposition. In the end the exit polls predicted a scene of chaos.

Con: 265
Labour 260
UTR: 78
SNP: 20


As the night went on the exit poll would mostly come true with a large number of big hitters losing their seats. The Lib Dems unseated such Tories as Jeremy Hunt, Jacob Rees-Mogg and John Redwood. A lot of seats were decided on razor thin majorities as voting patterns were quite unpredictable.

Con: 264
Labour 262
UTR: 77
SNP: 20


As it stands a week after the election, Boris Johnson is still Prime Minister, and is leader of the biggest party in the House of Commons. However his back benches are calling for everything from his resignation to his head on a spike. Talks between the combined forces of Unite to Remain and the Conservatives were laughably short. Meanwhile talks between UTR and Labour continue with both parties perhaps regretting the vitriol thrown between the two, especially Jo Swinson’s refusal to support a Corbyn lead government. As it happens though a Labour-UTR government would have a majority. The SNP have made comments they would support a second referendum on a one-time agreement with such a government. Rumours abound. There will be a second referendum, there will be a referendum on electoral reform. Corbyn’s out! Corbyns PM!

As party talks pause for Christmas, Boris Johnson finds himself grateful for the other parties’ inability to agree. Its pushed him over the dreaded 98 days. He can take solace that in the history books, he lasted longer than George bloody Canning.
 
The Perils of Parliamentarism: A Decade of Dems in Disarray

List of Speakers of the United States House of Representatives (ex officio Chairs of the Executive Review Commission)
...-1989: Bruce Babbitt (Progressive-Arizona)
1989-1991: Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. (Democratic-Massachusetts)

'88 def. Tom Craddick (Republican-Texas), Bruce Babbitt (Progressive-Arizona), Pat Robertson (Christian Values-Virginia), Phyllis Schlafly (Eagle-Illinois), Paul Wellstone (Labor-Minnesota), Jesse Jackson (PUSH-Illinois), Bud Clark (Pacific People's-Oregon), independents
1991-1991: Theodore "Ted" Stevens (Democratic-Texas)
'90 (leadership election) def. Geraldine Ferraro (New York), Lane Evans (Illinois), Bill Clinton (Arkansas), Bob Casey Jr. (Pennsylvania)
'90 def. Bob Dornan (Republican-California), Carroll Campbell (Christian Democratic-Virginia), George McGovern (Progressive-Indiana), Jesse Jackson (United-Illinois), independents
'91 resigned / due to *Abscam
1991-1994: Lawton Chiles (Democratic-Florida) ✞
'91 (leadership election) def. Dennis Kucinich (Ohio)
'92 def. George Voinovich (Republican-Ohio), Carroll Campbell (Christian Democratic-South Carolina), George McGovern (Progressive-Indiana), Karen Silkwood (United-Texas), Jack Gargan (THRO-Florida)
'94 died of heart attack
1994-1995: Harris Wofford (Democratic-Michigan)
'94 (leadership election) deferred to next Congress
1995-1997: Elizabeth Holtzman (Democratic-New York)
'94 (leadership election) def. unopposed on 11th ballot
'94 def. Bob Smith (Republican-Massachusetts), Ben Carson (Christian Democratic-Minnesota), George McGovern (Progressive-Indiana), Samuel Bowles (United-Michigan)
'96 def. Ben Carson (Christian Democratic-Minnesota), Bob Smith (Republican-Massachusetts), Sam Katz (Progressive-Pennsylvania), Dick Lamm (Western-Colorado), Manning Marable (Liberation-Maryland)
1997-1998: John McCain (Democratic-Virginia)
'97 (leadership election) def. Elizabeth Holtzman (New York)
'98 resigned
1998-1998: Abner Mikva (Democratic-Illinois)
'98 (leadership election) deferred to primary
1998-1999: Troy Carter (Democratic-Louisiana)
'98 (primary) def. by Elizabeth Holtzman (New York), A. Mitch McConnell (Georgia), Bob Casey Jr. (Pennsylvania), John Bush (Oregon)
'98 (leadership election) elected by acclamation
1999-2001: James N. "Nick" Rowe (Republican-Texas)
'98 def. Troy Carter (Democratic-Louisiana), Sam Katz (Progressive-Pennsylvania)
2001-: Evan Bayh (Democratic-Indiana)
'00 def. James N. "Nick" Rowe (Republican-Texas), Louis Stokes (Human Rights-Ohio), Howard Dean (Progressive and Reform-Massachusetts), Elizabeth May (Ecological-Hawai'i)

Sam Rayburn's role-defining tenure as Speaker of the House lasted fourteen years. Some of his predecessors, the ones who established precedent for him to follow, served comparable spans; Henry Clay served for ten and a half years, and he had served loyally under Champ Clark (slightly over six years) and Henry Rainey (slightly under six years). Some of his successors, too, had time to make their mark and mold American government to their will - Rogers, Ford, Casey, and Unruh also got their threescore and ten in months. (Left unlisted is Lyndon Johnson, master of the House for almost a generation but only serving a single term - but what a term! - before being pensioned off to exile in the Senate in a fit of fiscal conservatism.) Why, then, were his successors of the 1990s so unable to follow his lead?

Babbitt needs no explanation, of course. His coalition of Progressives and Republicans had been built by a previous generation of statesmen, backslapping moderates like Ford and Percy and Baker. It was falling apart as a new generation of culture-warriors and fiscal hawks entered leadership, both in the Republican Party and in new political movements - and the Progressives, too, were increasingly seduced by Ralph Nader's Independent Public Interest Group (legally not, at that point, a party), which scratched their reformist itch. They didn't, fundamentally, have it in them to follow deregulation where it led, loosen their grip until they let go - they were busybodies at heart, Progressives born too late to join the fight for Temperance. (Their next leader, a longtime Notre Dame historian of the Progressive Movement itself, would only prove that.) And the Democrats took up the whole remainder of the political spectrum.

Kennedy, superficially, is another easy answer - he was simply too much of a dinosaur, first elected to Congress the year Johnson ascended the throne. Though he was only sixty-five leaving the office, two years younger than his successor, he was nevertheless seen as yesterday's man, his term as a mere extension of that of Casey before him and Rogers before him. That's how the narrative goes, at least, but there's more to it than that. Kennedy's tenure not only isolated him culturally from much of his caucus, it also isolated him politically; he was respected, certainly, for his principles, but his support for workfare in distressed areas, his concern about welfare leading to social decay, his vague but real Catholic uneasiness with abortion, and his opposition to intervention in Sierra Leone were all out of step with the party's zeitgeist.

His supporters still say that the real reason for his unpopularity within the party was something completely different; when the investigation of irregularities in the contracting process for Austin's Manor Airport turned up serious issues within the Texas Democratic Party, he pushed for the expulsion of several implicated members (including longtime Chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee and thorn in Kennedy's side Charlie Wilson) and supported the indictment of Lieutenant Governor Barnes and Speaker Bullock, the two most powerful Democrats in Texas. This theory seems much more plausible in light of Kennedy's successor; as the incipient Big Names and Big Factional Interests battled, the victor was someone of Kennedy's generation, best known at the time for his shamelessness in angling for federal funding for his state - and known in retrospect for falling on his sword amid Senate hearings into Spanish bribery of American officials.

Then came Walkin' Lawton. It took years of effort to get the Florida Governor to leave Tallahassee for Washington, becoming a celebrity candidate in the 1990 election and helping stem the tide of Christian Democracy in the north and Caribbean Republican ethnic politics in the south. It took three months to make him Speaker - his reputation for integrity and outsider credentials made him look like a Southern Will Rogers Jr., and he stormed to selection over a token backbench Northerner. As Speaker, he pushed hard to improve government services on healthcare and education, protect the environment, and reform the tax system. He also worked hard to fight corruption and promote internal democracy, most notably by fighting to institute a national primary system for Democratic leadership. Many Democrats would regret the last - but Chiles, dead of a heart attack in 1994, would not live to.

Harris Wofford, Chairman of the Education Committee, succeeded Chiles as one last honor before his retirement - but even if he had been planning to run for re-election, his past in the World Federalist Party (albeit pre-LaRouche) made him too controversial to take the full position, and he is now best known as the first openly janusian ex-Speaker. In 1994, the same Democratic National Convention that ratified Chiles' primary reforms also elected his successor - and functioned as a sort of advertisement for primary reform, as the big names of the party stole the show with their pissing match over hegemony. Mario Cuomo, Al D'Amato, Bill Clinton, Dick Gephardt, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, all were powerful names within the party and every one of them had too many enemies to win the Speakership. So they put forward various stalking horses, scrolling through different proposed compromises until the northern-labor-reformist coalition was able to cut a deal with the Southern and Western machines. Liz Holtzman was widely regarded as a has-been, a Cuomo puppet, fundamentally weak - her nomination was in large part because nobody expected her to have her own vision, and half the party hated her for that.

It took only a month for them to hate her in her own right. The modernizers disliked her focus on urban politics, her willingness to countenance lots of social spending, and her ties to the New York City machine; the old-liners disliked her revival of the Kennedy spirit of anti-corruption measures, her liberalism, her support for judicial reforms and welfare-state centralization, and her willingness to break the 'old code' of internal deference within the party and collective responsibility outside it. They were willing to gnash their teeth until the Speaker vote - but 1996 saw the party lose a great deal of support, and their seemingly invulnerable majority came close to breaking. Something had to give - and when Ambassador Robb went up in smoke along with the newly-crowned Emperor Zera Yacob and Ethiopia dissolved into civil war, a coterie of hardline National Security Democrats led by the legendarily hawkish Larry McDonald announced that they would vote down Holtzman's Speakership unless she committed to increasing funding to the War Department.

Holtzman refused to blink, opening negotiations with the Progressives' new leader to form a coalition government - but that was a bridge too far for the Democratic machine, which hurriedly forced a conference vote and forced John McCain (verbally opposed to McDonald's intransigentes but aligned with all of their demands; rumor has it that he was the driving force behind their little rebellion, though McDonald would have needed little encouragement) through it. McCain ramped up intelligence operations across the world and pushed for a Soviet-American joint peacekeeping mission in Ethiopia; for his part, General Secretary Lebed saw Ethiopia as just the beginning, a taste of how Soviet-American alignment could bestride the world like a colossus and keep China and Europe in their place. As news trickled out of Islamist terror in Ethiopia - and copycat attacks across the Muslim world - the war was initially popular. But high troop losses and ever-less-frequent victories meant that sense of victory was quickly lost. Then, over the long hot summer of 1998, the New York Post reported allegations that American troops had not only trained local militias that had gone on to commit horrific acts of violence, but had themselves operated an archipelago of secret prisons throughout the Horn of Africa and on American bases throughout the region, not only torturing suspected rebels and terrorists but memorializing it in gleeful photographs. McCain, himself a veteran of the Papuan War, was personally disgusted - professionally, he understood that the buck stopped at the top, and he would have to fall on his sword.

Abner Mikva was not a foreign policy maven - he would not have been nominated if he had been. He was an expert in the Judiciary, one of the few to remain in the House rather than taking his skills to the Senate that claimed judicial advice and consent as one of its last real powers; more than that, he was well known as both one of the few principled anti-corruption liberals not to take his act to the Progressive Party and one of the last remaining people to take on the security state and win, with the Mikva Hearings dismantling the Bureau of Investigation's interference with the civil rights movement. Though he had personally opposed the intervention in Ethiopia, and knew the American people had come to as well, he pledged not to change course as an interim Speaker; instead, he worked with left-leaning Democrats like Mickey Leland and isolationist idiosynCrats like Walter Jones Jr. to have the war effort investigated and its excesses remediated and left policy to his lieutenants. The eyes of the world weren't on him, really - on March 9, 1998, less than two weeks after his ascent, the first national primary for the Democratic Party's House leadership began.

First came the caucus candidates; the Congressional Black Caucus put forward Troy Carter, the AFL-CIO endorsed Dick Gephardt for the second time and got a smattering of Steel Belters to back him, and Americans for Democratic Action got Dudley Dudley ten of her required twelve Congressional endorsements, the last two coming from her fellow Granite Staters. Bob Casey Jr. made a play, less because he really wanted to and more because he felt a vague obligation to use his family name to push for the causes he believed in rather than letting the opportunity pass; another dynast, Robert Kennedy Jr., ran to finish what his father started; the Reid machine gambled that John Bush of Oregon, the Easterner with Western credibility, would be able to make the case for resource nationalism and devolution. Then the other big players jumped in; Clinton's health and Gore's personal life intervened to keep them out, but Cuomo sent in Peter Deutsch as a fresh-faced seat-warmer, McConnell stepped in for a low-key campaign on behalf of Middle American moderates, Chuck Robb wanted to run as a friendlier McCain, and Dr. John Kitzhaber stepped in as an ambassador from Howard Dean's Massachusetts Miracle irrigated by tech billions. And Liz Holtzman wanted to take a second shot at the job. And with no provision for a second round of voting, when the actual vote was held on April 14, the best-performing candidate (Holtzman) narrowly failed to clear 25%, while the worst (Robb) only did 19% worse than that - remember, every candidate had to be endorsed by twelve of their colleagues, and could not have them all from the same state. The real decision, then, would be made in the interhouse Congressional Democratic Conference, which held half the voting power in the Democrats' formula; there, Holtzman would have to win more than 75% of the vote; Robb would have to win 94%; any compromise candidate not already on the list would have to win more than 100%.

Mikva's interim leadership dragged on for four months of daily balloting. First it looked like Holtzman would be able to cobble together a consensus on a similar coalition to her first term, but concerns over whether her first term was worth following up sunk that ship; McConnell was next down the line but too conservative and too unreconstructed a McCainite; Bush had a moment in the sun but was an empty suit in the end; Casey could never articulate why he was there and didn't really want to be anyway, not to mention his position on abortion; Gephardt or Kennedy or Kitzhaber would break the party in half. In the end, the first candidate to file was the first to win; Troy Carter won the nomination by acclamation.

And that was, in the end, how a decade of Democratic hegemony - and a century of Democratic dominance - came to an end. James N. Rowe, decorated Republican leader, appealed to millions of Americans who thought that McCain was more sinned against than sinning, that the Democrats had hung the armed services out to dry, that the Democrats had proven they were unwilling or unable to govern, that Rowe cut (for various reasons, many not stated out loud) a more Speakerly figure than the fresh-faced academic. The Christian Democrats, increasingly torn apart by internal doctrinal struggles and extra-parliamentary Evangelical disputes, were happy to accept a junior role in the coalition. The Progressives cannibalized the Democrats from the left. Many Democrats, frustrated by the transparent maneuvering of what had once been a backroom process or turned off by their candidates being dismissed, stayed home.

Two years later, Rowe - too conservative, too aggressive, too clearly sectional a candidate - lost the 2000 election to the Democratic nominee.
 
PRIME MINISTERS OF ISRAEL:
Benjamin Netanyahu (Likud) - December 2022 - February 2025
'22 -
OTL
Benny Gantz (B&W) - February 2025 - February 2027
'25 - Blue & White (42), Yesh Atid (15), Yisrael Beiteinu (10), Smola (7)
Pnina Tamano-Shata (B&W) - February 2027 - May 2032
'29 - Blue & White (31), Yesh Atid (17), Smola (8), Yisrael Beiteinu (8), Ra'am (4)
Bezalel Smotrich (Otzma) - May 2032 - August 2032
'32 - Otzma (27), Likud (24), Shas (6), UTJ (4)
EMERGENCY IDF ADMINISTRATION - August 2032 - ?

Benjamin Netanyahu's political career was ended rather unceremoniously, at least for someone who had been in power for so long. But come January of 2025, the baggage of judicial reforms, October 7th, and literally everything else formed a wall simply too high for even the teflon Netanyahu to climb over.

The electorate would hand Benny Gantz the largest number of seats it had given any party since the dog days of the Rabin Administration over three decades earlier. Gantz would quickly form a coalition with the secular center-right and the combined Meretz-Labor union and got to work.

The legalization of civil marriage (including interfaith and gay) was passed by the Knesset, and approved in a national referendum by a wider margin than expected. This was followed by the removal of special benefits for the vast majority of Haredim, although the draft exemption was simply changed into mandatory national service. The draft was, however, extended to a larger portion of the Arab population.

The aforementioned Haredim, Religious Zionists, and even the Arabs whined about it but what did it matter? The Israeli populace had elected a government that expressly ignored those interests and they were going to govern accordingly.

Abroad, Gantz would oversee a slow rebuilding of Israel's international reputation, managing to repair relations with at least all of the Abraham Accords signatories, even if normalization with Saudi Arabia wasn't quite on the table. However, Gantz would not be alive to see all of this, as he would be assassinated by a disgruntled settler just over two years into his tenure.

In his place, the coalition selected Interior Minister Pnina Tamano-Shata, who would become the first Beta Israeli to become Prime Minister. Under Tamano-Shata, the government would finally move to address Palestine, at least in a limited way. While settlement construction had been frozen since 2025, it was only two years later when some of them would begin to be removed.

After another election win in 2029- when Ra'am had to be brought into the coalition government- led to the resumption of negotiations on an equitable two-state solution. This would eventually result in the Geneva Accords, which would be signed in 2031. The agreement would allow for Israeli annexation of roughly 15% of the West Bank, with another 30% (including the entire Jordan River region) being open to Israeli forces but under Palestinian civil control.

The government would slam the treaty through the Knesset, and would end up passing it by a margin of 61-58. But the passage of the treaty would tear up dormant divisions in the coalition, and a snap election was eventually called for early 2032. This was a mistake.

Over the last seven years, the Religious Zionists had been building up strength- first off the backs of Gantz's "forced secularization" of many of their institutions and then by the Geneva Accords. Come February of 2032, turnout was turbocharged enough that Otzma would take first place among the National Camp, which would itself make up 61 seats following United Torah Judaism's breaking of the threshold by just over 500 votes.

While it would be a rough period of negotiations, Smotrich and Otzma would manage to form a government with a narrow one-seat majority. Immediately (and predictably) things began to go downhill. The first thing the government did was pass a full revival of the Netanyahu-era judicial reforms. This time, they would pass.

But civil society wasn't going to also give it a pass. Almost immediately, protests on the scale of or even greater than those seen a decade earlier began throughout the country, grinding the economy to a halt. Further attempts to repeal civil marriage were met with even greater protests. Finally Smotrich would order the military to surround the border of the Palestinian Republic, likely in preparation for an invasion.

At was at this point, less than 100 days into Smotrich's premiership, that the IDF called bullshit. Armored divisions rolled down through the streets of Jerusalem as Tel Aviv celebrated. The former prime minister was quickly detained, and a temporary military government was established. Time would tell what the future would hold.
 
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