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Blackentheborg's city council archive filing cabinet

List of ghouls we risk getting elected if we lose Warnock or Ossoff (god forbid)
  • Earl "Buddy" Carter, Representative for Georgia's 1st District, currently running against Ossoff in 2026. Owner and operator of multiple independent pharmacies, which doesn't stop him from wanting to aggressively deregulate healthcare.
  • Burt Jones, Lt. Governor. Heir to the Jones Petroleum Company. Wants to prohibit teaching about systemic racism in schools.
  • Brian Kemp, Governor. One of the more corrupt motherfuckers out there.
  • Kelly Loeffler, Trump's Administrator of the Small Business Administration and Senator before Warnock. Sold stock in companies vulnerable to the COVID-19 pandemic with an aggregate value of several million dollars. Said BLM was "based on Marxist principles."
  • Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Qanon banshee herself.
 
Blackentheborg said:
Warnock, like Ossoff, is needed in the Senate. For the first time in a long time a Southern State is repped by two ostensibly progressive Senators. Brian Kemp has been rubbing his hands together like Mister Burns every day for the past half a decade at the prospect of replacing them with Trump regulars.
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Better hope the Democrats win the governorship then?
 
Potential Bundy running mates for 2000

1. John Danforth
fmr. Senator for Missouri (1976–1995)
+ was recommended as 1st pick by Cheney
+ party loyalist and old as hell
- seems too honourable (Bundy veep needs to be just as devious)

2. Christine Todd Whitman
Governor for New Jersey (1994-)
+ woman (amirite)
+ Hero of the World Wrestling Federation
+ first woman to do SOTU response
+ introduces an interesting dynamic with Bundy
- jewels in the crown
- Stop and Frisk photo basically killed her chances otl
- name too big :(

3. J. C. Watts
Representative for Oklahoma (1995–)
+ the absolute fucking aura of this ticket holy fuck
+ lobbymaxxing
+ 1997 SOTU guy
+ Chair of the House Republican Conference in 1998
+ former Quarterback
+ also young and dashing
- Representative (they usually don't get picked)
? likelihood over 2000s-era Republicans being able to vote for a black candidate (even for vp)

4. Rudy Giuliani
Mayor of New York (1994-)
+ devious mf
+ Stop and Frisk does numbers for National Security angle
+ loyal attack dog
- wouldn't be mayor during 9/11 (no sauce?)
- fresh off a primary loss for Senate (he announced in 1998)
- AND a divorce
- AND a cancer diagnosis
- a WA/NY ticket doesn't vibe

5. Dick Cheney
You know who this ghoul is (don't lie to me)
+ fuck it, if it ain't broke?
+ kinda cemented his place as the ultimate American villain of the 21st Century
+ absolute loose unit
- too devious for his own good (would have difficulty appointing his own guys with a more competent President)
? might have a lot of friends in the cabinet already
 
Prezident said:
What about Fred Thompson, Rick Santorum, or Gary Johnson? Or Rummy?
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Well this'd be circa 2000 so --
1. Thompson doesn't have the sauce
2. Santorum was not only elected in 1995 but is also a widdle baby boy
3. Johnson is too, ironically, libertarian, also with no national profile by this point
4. ok this is personal bias but I never like it when admin. figures get put on a ticket
 
Honestly a Bundy/Watts ticket might be perfect. North/south balance, both young and dashing, plus Bundy could use him as insurance for impeachment (yes he committed murder but no way in hell is Trent Lott gonna let a black man in the White House)
 
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