Biaggi’s Second Opium Den

[Walpurgisnacht]

Denver bought a boy from Seattle at what they thought was a discount but the boy was actually a rat monster that ate their hands and the discounted price was actually five billion dollars

This happened to my buddy Eric once, I think.

 

[gentleman biaggi]

Denver bought a boy from Seattle at what they thought was a discount but the boy was actually a rat monster that ate their hands and the discounted price was actually five billion dollars

 

[gentleman biaggi]

official @gentleman biaggi nba playoffs prediction

first round:
denver beats minnesota 4-1 after minnesota has a hilarious low IQ game 1 win
phoenix beats the clippers 4-2 but they lose 2 games scott foster refs
sacramento beats golden state 4-3 and i never complain about anything ever again (just kidding the league rigs a golden state-lakers quarterfinal; warriors in 6)
lakers beat grizzlies in 5 i don’t care the grizzlies are the most fake good team of all time

milwaukee beats the heat in 6 after jimmy butler + zombie white guys become good
knicks-cavs ends with knicks winning in 6 because the lights get too bright for donovan mitchell
sixers-nets (i haven’t watched any of todays game because i’m watching the yankees) sixers win in 5 who cares
celtiKKKs sweep the hawks

round 2
phoenix in 6 idc no euro players have been good playoff performers other than a) literal nigerian giannis or b) dirk after gaining a 10 year reputation as a choker
lakers warriors goes to 7 im going to hedge a lakers win but honestly i don’t care either way they’re both losing to phoenix

bucks beat knicks in 5 after julius randle averages 2ppg the first 2 games of the series
celtikkks beat sixers in 7 in a really fun series where tatum disappears like 3 times and then comes back like crazy

semis
phoenix beats warriors/lakers in 6
celtikkks bucks goes to 7 but once again the celtikkks pull it off

finals
celtikkks beat suns in 6 thanks to scott foster

 

[Kerguelen]

doing my “second american revolution prompt” bit but with a second american civil war and killer mike as samuel tilden

Th compromise of 1877

 

[gentleman biaggi]

the biden irish american reversion of 2024 will make PA look like hawaii politically

 

[gentleman biaggi]

frank ocean fans deserve everything that’s happening to them

 

[gentleman biaggi]

pat tillman as paul kagame tl

 

[Walpurgisnacht]

pat tillman as paul kagame tl

I Fed An AI 60,000 biaggi Posts And This Is What It Came Up With.

 

[gentleman biaggi]

the strongest indicator of whether or your not country should still exist is if they have a legitimate christian democratic party. if they do they need to be scattered

 

[AnActualFam]

the strongest indicator of whether or your not country should still exist is if they have a legitimate christian democratic party. if they do they need to be scattered

Biaggi neocon arc incoming, next calling for the invasion of the entire Middle East.

 

[gentleman biaggi]

LeSantis so cooked

 

[Comrade Izaac]

LeSantis so cooked

it's so funny too that everyone looked at his admittedly impressive performance in FL 22' GOV and were like "yeah this guy is the most electorally competent Republican" when all Con DeSatan has is Mickey Mouse rings against Andrew Gillum and fucking Charlie Crist, all from arguably the most incompetent state Democratic Party in the country

 

[Meppo]

it's so funny too that everyone looked at his admittedly impressive performance in FL 22' GOV and were like "yeah this guy is the most electorally competent Republican" when all Con DeSatan has is Mickey Mouse rings against Andrew Gillum and fucking Charlie Crist, all from arguably the most incompetent state Democratic Party in the country

with this in mind, who do you think is the most electorally competent Republican?

 

[Comrade Izaac]

with this in mind, who do you think is the most electorally competent Republican?

Phil Scott, which is funny because that guy is an actual RINO

 

[Luke_Starkiller]

with this in mind, who do you think is the most electorally competent Republican?

Mike DeWine (modern)

 

[gentleman biaggi]

with this in mind, who do you think is the most electorally competent Republican?

DeWine no question

 

[Luke_Starkiller]

DeWine no question

glad to see someone else knows ball

 

[Comrade Izaac]

DeWine no question

him somehow increasing the R share of the Black Vote in 22' was nuts but even moreso that he electorally survived pushing the legislative blueprint for modern anti-choice bills like ten years ago despite answering to a decidedly pro-choice and labor heavy electorate. all because he looks like the keebler elf. Ohio Democrats somehow had the swag to pickup two very unfavorable swing house districts in an R+2.8% year and yet we're unable to defeat the Buckeye Chipmunk Man

 

[gentleman biaggi]

stupid concept

1945-1949: Henry Wallace (Democratic)
1949-1953: Robert Taft (Republican)
1953-1961: Douglas MacArthur (Republican)
1948 def. (with Douglas MacArthur) Henry Wallace (Democratic), Strom Thurmond (States Rights)
1952 def. (with Douglas MacArthur) William O. Douglas (Democratic), James Eastland (States Rights)
1956 def. (with Arthur Flemming) Frank Hogan (Democratic), Carroll Gartin (States Rights)
1961-1963: Ellis Berry (Republican-States Rights pact)
1963-1973: William Jennings Bryan Dorn (States Rights later Democratic)
1960 def. (with William Jennings Bryan Dorn) Nelson Rockefeller (Democratic)
1964 def. (with Barry Goldwater) Lyndon Johnson (Democratic)
1968 def. (with George McGovern) Barry Goldwater (National)
1973-1973: George McGovern (Democratic)
1973-1981: Theodore Hesburgh (Democratic)
1972 def. (with Theodore Hesburgh) Wendell Corey (National)
1976 def. (with Leonard Woodcock) Fob James (National)
1981-1989: Clyde Cook (National)

 

[gentleman biaggi]

official @gentleman biaggi nba playoffs prediction

first round:
denver beats minnesota 4-1 after minnesota has a hilarious low IQ game 1 win
phoenix beats the clippers 4-2 but they lose 2 games scott foster refs
sacramento beats golden state 4-3 and i never complain about anything ever again (just kidding the league rigs a golden state-lakers quarterfinal; warriors in 6)
lakers beat grizzlies in 5 i don’t care the grizzlies are the most fake good team of all time

milwaukee beats the heat in 6 after jimmy butler + zombie white guys become good
knicks-cavs ends with knicks winning in 6 because the lights get too bright for donovan mitchell
sixers-nets (i haven’t watched any of todays game because i’m watching the yankees) sixers win in 5 who cares
celtiKKKs sweep the hawks

round 2
phoenix in 6 idc no euro players have been good playoff performers other than a) literal nigerian giannis or b) dirk after gaining a 10 year reputation as a choker
lakers warriors goes to 7 im going to hedge a lakers win but honestly i don’t care either way they’re both losing to phoenix

bucks beat knicks in 5 after julius randle averages 2ppg the first 2 games of the series
celtikkks beat sixers in 7 in a really fun series where tatum disappears like 3 times and then comes back like crazy

semis
phoenix beats warriors/lakers in 6
celtikkks bucks goes to 7 but once again the celtikkks pull it off

finals
celtikkks beat suns in 6 thanks to scott foster

donovan mitchell slander