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The Biweekly Wikibox Challenge - Round II

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Welcome to Round II of the Biweekly Wikibox Challenge!

The Rules:
  1. Each player may submit only one entry. You may also choose to collaborate with another user, in which case one person submits the entry and tags their partner in the same post.
  2. Each entry consists of at least one wikibox as well as a writeup. Length is up to you, and you may choose to be as creative as you wish with the content.
  3. You are free to give your entry a title, which will be used in the poll. If no title is given. I will use the subject of the wikibox as the de facto title.
  4. You have until 8PM on March 2 to submit your entry in this thread. After the time is up, I'll create a 3-day poll (also in this thread) to decide the winner.
NOTE: Keep in mind that my time zone is GMT+8. 8PM here translates to 12 noon GMT.

Right, for this round, I feel like it's time for a redux of one of the more creative rounds from the Other Place. This week's theme is...

Newspeak: Create a wikibox [or more than one, if you’d like!] from an alternate universe where information from Wikipedia is unreliable.
Best of luck to all!
 
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Now that's an interesting prompt. Will need some time to think of one...
 
ATTENTION!!!
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Conformément à l'Accord nord-américain sur les pare-feu [ANFA], les informations et les statistiques présentées comme factuelles peuvent différer de celles observées par les dix provinces et les trois territoires du Canada. En continuant, le navigateur doit accepter que toute distorsion de la réalité soit de la part de l'observateur et en tant que tel, le fournisseur de ce réseau privé virtuel ne peut être invoqué pour toute action ou opinion encourue à la suite d'une interaction avec une éventuelle désinformation.


J'ai lu et j'accepte les termes et conditions
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The 2036 United States presidential election was the 62nd quadrennial presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 3, 2036.[a] The Republican ticket of Washington conservative activist Matt Shea and Judge of the Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit Kyle Duncan defeated the Democratic ticket of Vermont Lieutenant Governor Zora Hightower and Land Commissioner of Texas Lee Merritt.

The election took place against the backdrop of the societal soft-recession of America, following the mandatory teaching of critical race theory in public schools and introduction of socialist economic reforms installed by the previous Democratic administration under President Morgan Harper, causing a rise in taxes to fund a multitude of unnecessary public programs that prioritised non-white Americans. During this time, crime rates in inner cities and gang activity in border cities rose dramatically, even in the face of the Harper administration's policy of withholding funding from major police departments. Other central issues of the election included the widespread farm labour shortage; civil unrest in reaction to the mass police arrests of Amazon warehouse protesters in Alabama; and the greatly exaggerated effects of domestic climate change being used as cover to further outsource American factory jobs.

In a competitive primary, Shea, the only candidate who fully committed to reestablishing America's practice as a Christian Nation, secured the Republican nomination over his closest rival, New York Governor Eric Ulrich, a R.I.N.O[c2] who dropped out of the primaries in disgrace after donations by leftist provocateur George Soros were made public[c2]. Hightower, who was previously listed as a member of the socialist Vermont Progressive Party, ran as a Democrat, seeking to further shift the values of the party to the deeply unpopular brand of statist and anti-theist beliefs espoused by the failing Harper administration. To supplement the narrative that the Democratic Party's socialist policies were popular, liberal news outlets skewed or outright fabricated polling data[d1][e] to show Hightower routinely pulling ahead of Shea[d2][f1]. Traditional forms of communication and social media were also compromised following one-sided nationalisation initiatives implemented by President Harper two years earlier[d3]; to combat this fake news, the Shea campaign used alternate, uncensored media outlets such Truth Social and 4chan.

On election day, numbers initially pointed to an extremely close victory by Hightower[f1][f2][g][h]. However, Shea and numerous Republicans uncovered efforts by the Democrats to subvert the election and overturn the results, identifying widespread voter fraud using migrant busing schemes backed by anti-American foreign powers. While the specific culprits behind the international funding is still under heavy federal investigation[f2][g][h], Hightower, Merritt, Minority Leader of the House of Representatives Hakeem Jeffries and dozens of ranking members of the Democratic National Committee were subsequently arrested by state-level authorities, over the objections of President Harper. When information emerged linking the President directly to the scheme[f3], Harper and multiple members of her cabinet left D.C. unannounced, subsequently fleeing the country[f3], declaring that they would not acknowledge the transfer of power as legitimate and alleged a conspiracy by the Republicans to undermine the Democratic's authoritarian control of the country. An impeachment trial was held in absentia in which the President was convicted of several charges of abuse of power, obstruction of justice, and treason. In his inauguration speech, Shea announced his intention to hunt down and apprehend Harper and any elements in support of her, regardless of any diplomatic protection she and her cabinet have been granted by prospective host countries. Additionally, Shea used his inauguration speech to outline his plan for domestic policy reform; reinstating mandatory prayer and patriotic curriculums in schools, nationalising the workforce to combat unemployment, re-criminalising abortion and committing sexual deviants and gender-traitors to mental institutions
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ATTENTION!!!
Vous utilisez actuellement un serveur sous la juridiction des États-Unis d'Amérique.
Conformément à l'Accord nord-américain sur les pare-feu [ANFA], les informations et les statistiques présentées comme factuelles peuvent différer de celles observées par les dix provinces et les trois territoires du Canada. En continuant, le navigateur doit accepter que toute distorsion de la réalité soit de la part de l'observateur et en tant que tel, le fournisseur de ce réseau privé virtuel ne peut être invoqué pour toute action ou opinion encourue à la suite d'une interaction avec une éventuelle désinformation.


J'ai lu et j'accepte les termes et conditions
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The 2036 United States presidential election was the 62nd quadrennial presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 3, 2036.[a] The Republican ticket of Washington conservative activist Matt Shea and Florida Representative James Uthmeier defeated the Democratic ticket of Vermont Lieutenant Governor Zora Hightower and Land Commissioner of Texas Lee Merritt.

The election took place against the backdrop of the societal soft-recession of America, following the mandatory teaching of critical race theory in public schools and introduction of socialist economic reforms installed by the previous Democratic administration under President Morgan Harper, causing a rise in taxes to fund a multitude of unnecessary public programs that prioritised non-white Americans. During this time, crime rates in inner cities and gang activity in border cities rose dramatically, even in the face of the Harper administration's policy of withholding funding from major police departments. Other central issues of the election included the widespread farm labour shortage; civil unrest in reaction to the mass police arrests of Amazon warehouse protesters in Alabama; and the greatly exaggerated effects of domestic climate change being used as cover to further outsource American factory jobs.

In a competitive primary, Shea, the only candidate who fully committed to reestablishing America's practice as a Christian Nation, secured the Republican nomination over his closest rival, New York Governor Eric Ulrich, a R.I.N.O[c2] who dropped out of the primaries in disgrace after donations by leftist provocateur George Soros were made public[c2]. Hightower, who was previously listed as a member of the socialist Vermont Progressive Party, ran as a Democrat, seeking to further shift the values of the party to the deeply unpopular brand of statist and anti-theist beliefs espoused by the failing Harper administration. To supplement the narrative that the Democratic Party's socialist policies were popular, liberal news outlets skewed or outright fabricated polling data[d1][e] to show Hightower routinely pulling ahead of Shea[d2][f1]. Traditional forms of communication and social media were also compromised following one-sided nationalisation initiatives implemented by President Harper two years earlier[d3]; to combat this fake news, the Shea campaign used alternate, uncensored media outlets such Truth Social and 4chan.

On election day, numbers initially pointed to an extremely close victory by Hightower[f1][f2][g][h]. However, Shea and numerous Republicans uncovered efforts by the Democrats to subvert the election and overturn the results, identifying widespread voter fraud using migrant busing schemes backed by anti-American foreign powers. While the specific culprits behind the international funding is still under heavy federal investigation[f2][g][h], Hightower, Merritt, Minority Leader of the House of Representatives Hakeem Jeffries and dozens of ranking members of the Democratic National Committee were subsequently arrested by state-level authorities, over the objections of President Harper. When information emerged linking the President directly to the scheme[f3], Harper and multiple members of her cabinet left D.C. unannounced, subsequently fleeing the country[f3], declaring that they would not acknowledge the transfer of power as legitimate and alleged a conspiracy by the Republicans to undermine the Democratic's authoritarian control of the country. An impeachment trial was held in absentia in which the President was convicted of several charges of abuse of power, obstruction of justice, and treason. In his inauguration speech, Shea announced his intention to hunt down and apprehend Harper and any elements in support of her, regardless of any diplomatic protection she and her cabinet have been granted by prospective host countries. Additionally, Shea used his inauguration speech to outline his plan for domestic policy reform; reinstating mandatory prayer and patriotic curriculums in schools, nationalising the workforce to combat unemployment, re-criminalising abortion and committing sexual deviants and gender-traitors to mental institutions
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The portion of the last sentence that says "inauguration speech to outline his plan for domestic policy reform; reinstating mandatory prayer and patriotic curriculums in schools," is nearly invisible in dark mode because the text is the same color as the background of the page. Otherwise this is terrifying, good job.
 
The portion of the last sentence that says "inauguration speech to outline his plan for domestic policy reform; reinstating mandatory prayer and patriotic curriculums in schools," is nearly invisible in dark mode because the text is the same color as the background of the page. Otherwise this is terrifying, good job.
I believe that's intentional
 
Awards and accolades won by Vartan Flanagan
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This is a partial list of awards and accolades won by Director-General Lord Vartan Flanagan, focusing primarily on international awards, as his domestic achievements are beyond numeration.

Let us begin with youth and young manhood. From the moment he stepped on the pitch for Atlantic FC, there was no doubt that this son of a haberdasher was an utter prodigy would go on to become one of the greatest footballers in history. Unlike many foreign athletes, young Vartan played for a club in his home nation for his entire career. We all had the pleasure of watching him lead Atlantic to the National Football League Championship every year, winning the Cup, and winning 15 Ballons d'Or in his 20 year career, with five years being tragically stripped from him by the corrupt FIFA officials bought off by the continental football associations. In the same time span, he took our national team to all 5 World Cups and would have won five of five but for the cheating of the imperialist dogs, the nation which we shall not refer to by name, in 2009 and 2017. Concurrently with his tremendous footballing career, he also competing for our nation in Olympic athletic competitions, winning 48 gold medals and 8 silver medals in 15 different competitions at 7 Olympiads, winter and summer. He set world record times in numerous competitions, including the 100 meter, triathlon, decathlon, and the inaugural centathlon.

When our nation called upon him, as on every young man, he answered and fought valiantly in the War of National Preservation. Certainly enemy nations enjoyed the interruption of his dominant athletic career, as they were able to contend for many awards and titles against our other capable athletes. In addition to the many awards and honors afforded on him by our leaders, our illustrious French allies granted him the Legion of Honour and Croix de Guerre for each year the war went on.

The tragedy which ended his football career would not stop his achievements, as he turned his attention to other pursuits. In his first years after retirements, he won the World Darts Championship and World Snooker Championship, and defeated Grandmaster Vasili Gordonov to become the reigning World Chess Championship, although he was stripped of the latter title by corrupt chess bureaucrats who feared his domination. He tired of darts, believing it to be far too easy, and resumed an athletic career by entering boxing. He soon won the world welterweight championship and won 3 of the 4 belts to make a unified boxing title which he then graciously abdicated in order to give other boxers a chance.

Not content, he used the vast funds he had gained over his many careers to create a motorsports company, entering the major racing championships. However, he was not satisfied with the underperformance of foreign recruits and soon sat in the cockpit himself, easily winning the Rally and Endurance Championships with his sheer talent. Finding these not sufficiently challenging, he withdrew after winning in order to focus on the Formula One World Drivers Championship. Although he legally won it 3 times in a row, the corrupt organizations in charge of the championship denied him his titles due to their obligations to foreign masters. Despite their efforts, he won the Monaco Grand Prix, in addition to the Indianapolis 500, and 24 Hours of Le Mans, becoming the first driver in history to win the Triple Crown of Motorsports.

Having conquered every athletic peak, and even many literal peaks such as Chomolungma, he directed his attention to arts, making tremendous films such as The Birth of the Nation, Revolutionary Row, and The Six Dragons. These films received many awards from both the domestic and international film circuits and academies. He also began a musical career, returning to his childhood training as a pianist and violinist, joining the National Philharmonic Orchestra, and forming a contemporary rhythm group with other artists.

His artistic endeavors would have continued but for the onset of the War of Imperialist Aggression. Called on as a reservist, Lord Flanagan returned to the army and climbed the ranks quickly, establishing himself as one of the nation's top military minds. He was once again awarded many military honors foreign and domestic, and was granted many knightly orders, including the Order of the Garter, the Teutonic Order, and the Knights Templar. Upon the end of the war, many desired strong leadership and asked the great national hero to give his country the highest service imaginable by leading it. He humbly accepted this offer and became the new Director-General.

As one of the greatest leaders in national or world history, Lord Flanagan has brought us a decade of peace and prosperity. Our children drink clean water and eat full meals twice a day. They receive modern educations in the finest facilities. The workers are strong and free, the elderly live out their days with smiles. Our illustrious leader settled the border dispute with the traitorous pigs, who have learned the error of their ways and ceased to be ignorant swine. So great was this feat that the Nobel committee awarded Lord Flanagan with their Peace Prize. Indeed, the Swedish so recognize our Lord's magnificence that they awarded him once again for signing the Nuclear Anti-Proliferation and Reduction Agreement, and then gave him a prize in Literature for penning the autobiography of his unparalleled life.

Vartan Flanagan may be the most decorated and brilliant individual in history, surpassing such luminaries as Napoleon, Leonardo of Vinci, Aristotle, Alexander, Archimedes, Heracles, Ulysses, no name or combination of names even compare to him. He became the fourth great leader to be consecrated as Father of the Nation, joining our national heroes Barton, Toscano, and Ferenc. Lord Flanagan has donated many of his awards, medals, and trophies to the National Collection and they can be seen at any time in the Museum of National History.
 
Not sure if everyone else had the issues that I did yesterday when I tried connecting to SLP, but in any case I'll bump the deadline a couple days.

You now have until 8PM (GMT+8) on March 4 to submit your entries!
 
And that’s it for the poll! With just under 2/3 of the votes cast, our winner is @Blackentheborg for that (frankly terrifying) look into America’s future! And many thanks as well to @Excelsior for participating!

Thanks as well to everyone who cast a vote—now make sure to head over to Round III, which is ongoing!
 
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