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So here's a slightly-insane mini-project from the Other Place.
A while ago, @Anarcho-Occultist made this post where the main premise was - for some reason - AOCxCrenshaw.
Here's that, but gayer and British. With fictional characters, because I'm not nearly as competent or confident.
Major frontbench members of His Majesty's Government, First Starmer ministry (as of January 1, 2024)
Prime Minister, Leader of the Labour Party, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service - Sir Keir Starmer, MP for Holborn and Bloomsbury
Deputy Prime Minister, Deputy Leader of the Labour Party and Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster - Angela Rayner, MP for Ashton-under-Lyne
Chancellor of the Exchequer - Rachel Reeves, MP for Leeds West
Secretary of State for the Home Department and Deputy Leader of the Labour Party - Lucas Bainbridge, MP for Blackburn
Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs - David Lammy, MP for Tottenham
Secretary of State for Defense - Luke Pollard, MP for Plymouth Sutton and Stonehouse
Secretary of State for Justice / Lord Chancellor - Shabana Mahmood, MP for Birmingham Ladywood
Secretary of State for Education - Bridget Phillipson, MP for Houghton and Sunderland
Leader of the House of Commons - Thangam Debbonaire, MP for Bristol West
Chief Whip of the House of Commons and Minister without Portfolio - Lilian Greenwood, MP for Nottingham South
Major frontbench members of His Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition, Mercer shadow ministry (as of January 1, 2024)
Leader of the Opposition and Leader of the Conservative Party - Johnny Mercer, MP for Plymouth Moor View
Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer - Penny Mordaunt, MP for Portsmouth North
Shadow Secretary of State for the Home Department and Chairman of the Conservative Party - Grant Clarke, MP for Sevenoaks
Shadow Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs - Robert Jenrick, MP for Newark
Shadow Secretary of State for Defense - Tom Tugendhat, MP for Tonbridge and Malling
Shadow Secretary of State for Justice / Lord Chancellor - Michael Gove, MP for Surrey Heath
Shadow Secretary of State for Education - Kelly Tolhurst, MP for Rochester and Strood
Shadow Leader of the House of Commons and Deputy Leader of the Opposition - Bim Afolami, MP for Hitchin and Harpenden
Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom:
2019-2022: Boris Johnson [1] (Conservative)
'19 (Majority of 80): def. Jeremy Corbyn (Labour), Nicola Sturgeon (SNP), Jo Swinson [defeated] (Liberal Democrats)
2022-2023: Liz Truss [2] (Conservative)
'23 (Majority of 130): def. Liz Truss (Conservative), Nicola Sturgeon (SNP), Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats)
'34 (C&S with Green, LibDems; 49 seats from majority): def. Rishi Sunak (Conservative), Zack Polanski (Green), Layla Moran (Liberal Democrats), Mhairi Black (SNP)
2034-2034: Sir Keir Starmer, Baron Starmer of Reigate [5] (Labour minority leading caretaker government)
[1] Elevated to the House of Lords as Baron Johnson of Uxbridge in 2023 dissolution honors.
[2] Elevated to the House of Lords as Baroness Truss of Renfrewshire in 2023 dissolution honors.
[3] Elevated to the House of Lords as Baron Starmer of Reigate in 2034 dissolution honors.
[4] "The Grosvenor letters" would be leaked just eleven days after his election as Labour leader, revealing a ... lengthy affair between him and LOTO Clarke; facing dual VONCs in his leadership and his government, Bainbridge (and Clarke) would resign within days of the leak on August 15, 2034.
[5] PM Bainbridge would ask that King Charles III send for now-Lord Starmer as the leader of a caretaker government; Charles would oblige.
A while ago, @Anarcho-Occultist made this post where the main premise was - for some reason - AOCxCrenshaw.
Here's that, but gayer and British. With fictional characters, because I'm not nearly as competent or confident.
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The Grosvenor Letters
The Grosvenor Letters
Major frontbench members of His Majesty's Government, First Starmer ministry (as of January 1, 2024)
Prime Minister, Leader of the Labour Party, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service - Sir Keir Starmer, MP for Holborn and Bloomsbury
Deputy Prime Minister, Deputy Leader of the Labour Party and Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster - Angela Rayner, MP for Ashton-under-Lyne
Chancellor of the Exchequer - Rachel Reeves, MP for Leeds West
Secretary of State for the Home Department and Deputy Leader of the Labour Party - Lucas Bainbridge, MP for Blackburn
Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs - David Lammy, MP for Tottenham
Secretary of State for Defense - Luke Pollard, MP for Plymouth Sutton and Stonehouse
Secretary of State for Justice / Lord Chancellor - Shabana Mahmood, MP for Birmingham Ladywood
Secretary of State for Education - Bridget Phillipson, MP for Houghton and Sunderland
Leader of the House of Commons - Thangam Debbonaire, MP for Bristol West
Chief Whip of the House of Commons and Minister without Portfolio - Lilian Greenwood, MP for Nottingham South
Major frontbench members of His Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition, Mercer shadow ministry (as of January 1, 2024)
Leader of the Opposition and Leader of the Conservative Party - Johnny Mercer, MP for Plymouth Moor View
Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer - Penny Mordaunt, MP for Portsmouth North
Shadow Secretary of State for the Home Department and Chairman of the Conservative Party - Grant Clarke, MP for Sevenoaks
Shadow Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs - Robert Jenrick, MP for Newark
Shadow Secretary of State for Defense - Tom Tugendhat, MP for Tonbridge and Malling
Shadow Secretary of State for Justice / Lord Chancellor - Michael Gove, MP for Surrey Heath
Shadow Secretary of State for Education - Kelly Tolhurst, MP for Rochester and Strood
Shadow Leader of the House of Commons and Deputy Leader of the Opposition - Bim Afolami, MP for Hitchin and Harpenden
Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom:
2019-2022: Boris Johnson [1] (Conservative)
'19 (Majority of 80): def. Jeremy Corbyn (Labour), Nicola Sturgeon (SNP), Jo Swinson [defeated] (Liberal Democrats)
2022-2023: Liz Truss [2] (Conservative)
'22 vote of confidence in the Truss ministry: Succeeded
2023-2033: Sir Keir Starmer [3] (Labour)'23 (Majority of 130): def. Liz Truss (Conservative), Nicola Sturgeon (SNP), Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats)
'23 Conservative leadership election: Johnny Mercer def. Kemi Badenoch, Grant Clarke, James Cleverly, etc
'25 Scottish independence referendum: NO 52.4%, YES 47.6%
'26 MMPR [1a] referendum: YES 56.7%, NO 43.3%
'27 (Majority of 84): def. Johnny Mercer (Conservative), Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats), Humza Yousaf (SNP), Carla Denyer (Green)'27 Conservative leadership election: Tom Tugendhat def. Dehenna Davison, Elena Bunbury, Craig Liddell, etc
'28 House of Lords reform [1b] referendum: YES 54.9%, NO 45.1%
'31 (Majority of 40): def. Tom Tugendhat (Conservative), Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats), Humza Yousaf (SNP), Carla Denyer (Green)'31 Conservative leadership election: Rishi Sunak def. Suella Braverman, Peter Fortune, Bim Afolami, etc
'33 Labour leadership election: Angela Rayner def. Zarah Sultana, Dan Carden, Florence Eshalomi, Steve Race, etc
2033-2034: Angela Rayner (Labour, then Labour minority)'34 (C&S with Green, LibDems; 49 seats from majority): def. Rishi Sunak (Conservative), Zack Polanski (Green), Layla Moran (Liberal Democrats), Mhairi Black (SNP)
'34 "Breturn" European Union membership campaign: YES 57.3%, NO 42.7%
May '34 Conservative leadership election: Grant Clarke def. Dehenna Davison, Siobhan Baillie, Peter Fortune, etc
July '34 Labour leadership election: Lucas Bainbridge def. Lara McNeill, Jimmy Sergi, etc
2034-2034: Lucas Bainbridge [4] (Labour minority)2034-2034: Sir Keir Starmer, Baron Starmer of Reigate [5] (Labour minority leading caretaker government)
September '34 Labour leadership election: Bridget Phillipson def. Eli Aldridge, Nabeela Mowlana, Vaughan Gething, Alex Sobel, etc
September '34 Conservative leadership election: Siobhan Baillie def. Lewis Brackpool, Jack Rydeheard, Olivia Lever, etc
2034-20__: Bridget Phillipson (Labour minority)[1] Elevated to the House of Lords as Baron Johnson of Uxbridge in 2023 dissolution honors.
[2] Elevated to the House of Lords as Baroness Truss of Renfrewshire in 2023 dissolution honors.
[3] Elevated to the House of Lords as Baron Starmer of Reigate in 2034 dissolution honors.
[4] "The Grosvenor letters" would be leaked just eleven days after his election as Labour leader, revealing a ... lengthy affair between him and LOTO Clarke; facing dual VONCs in his leadership and his government, Bainbridge (and Clarke) would resign within days of the leak on August 15, 2034.
[5] PM Bainbridge would ask that King Charles III send for now-Lord Starmer as the leader of a caretaker government; Charles would oblige.
[1a] Expands the House of Commons by 200 seats, with said seats filled based on the popular vote percentages of each party.
[1b] Abolishes hereditary peerages, establishes elected members ("Lords Electoral") based on county groupings of roughly-equivalent population.