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For a while, I was convinced that I, in fact, had invented the commonly used (with insert running mate here) list format

I'm pretty sure I even had proof of it but I've been unable to find it as of recently
Wanted to say hi, I see you a lot in Ameripol.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that you're not the only one who feels down similarly to this Virginia thing. Just wanted to say something.
For me, it's not just the Republicans (although I feel that Glenn Youngkin is a mealy-mouthed son of a bitch), but that the Democrats are just so stupefyingly incompetent at providing an alternative. Obama provided hope. What did McAuliffe provide? He's a state-specific Hillary Clinton.

I swear, it feels like the two parties are each other's controlled opposition.
At least I got to exclaim "eat shit Elder" after the recall. I know there are some that geninely want to do something, but too many are just the suburban Nimby types, you know? I think I have already made what I think of beltway media types clear.

I looked at my family below, and for some reason, I started getting an enormous feeling of sadness.
I probably should just sleep. Nice talking to you btw, feel free to continue in DMs.
Thank you for your interest. I'm tickled that anyone would find such a demented notion intriguing.

If you'd like to take a look at the draft, hit me up sometime. There's still a few rough spots, but you might get a laugh.
For your next challenge, you must walk across this swimming pool full of Slimfast balancing a canister of Shake 'n' Vac on your head and not let a single corpuscle of freshness escape into the strawberry dietary aid.