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Marijn’s Map Mporium

Trying something new (with apologies to Ksituan):

Attempting to strike somewhat of a balance here between geographic maps and cartograms — I’m generally happy with how the idea turned out, though it would be nice if there were some way to show seats’ names to make up for the distortion in urban areas.

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Testing to see how well it scales to the size of a whole country. The real challenge, i suspect, would be Canada — this type of map is designed to defeat the need for insets, but given that the Quebec–Windsor corridor has half the country’s population, one may need to have one anyway.

EDIT: Please pretend it says 2020 instead of 2022.

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I’ve spent the last several weeks aggregating the top-rated albums from a number of enthusiast websites, out of sheer boredom, and here are the results. Generally fairly happy with how it turned out in terms of represented artists and genre diversity, though i would have perhaps liked to have seen a few more women nearer the top of the list and some more international artists.

P.S.: I never want to look at a spreadsheet again.


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The post-war prime ministers, as generated by an uncoöperative AI:

1945-1950: Clement Attlee (Labour)
1950-1960: Ernest Bevin (New)
1960-1974: James Callaghan (Labour)
1974-1977: James Callaghan (New)
1977-1981: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative)
1981-1985: Michael Heseltine (Conservative)
1985-1989: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative)
1989-1997: John Major (Conservative)
1997-2001: Tony Blair (Labour)
2001-2005: John Major (Conservative)
2005-2010: Gordon Brown (Labour)
2010-2016: David Cameron (Conservative)
2016-2021: Theresa May (Conservative)
2021-2023: Jeremy Corbyn (Labour)
2023-2030: George Galloway (Labour)
2030-2034: Billy Bragg (Labour)
2034-2040: Eddie Izzard (Labour)
2040-2042: Caroline Lucas (Green)
2042-2046: Tony Blair (Labour)
2046-2048: Michelle Ovens (Green)
 
PRESENTLY UNNAMED FUTURE TIMELINE SETTING THING*
WE’RE LOOKING AT THE BIG SKY NOW
English in 2338

If someone from 2022 were to open a newsfeed of the Eijiro Dagblad, the first thing they would notice would surely be the curtness of the sentences. Just as Victorian novels and journals can seem to have impenetrably winding sentences to us, the people of the future think much the same way of what they call “Industrial English” (it can’t be Modern forever).

Marinus Klaver is resigning. They made this clear after many cabinet members quit (cause of mismanagement of Doggerlands dykes and dams). This means one thing: the race to succeed them as Liberal leader (and governor) is on.

The uptimers would also come across as shockingly informal to our Industrial-era ears. Everyone is on a first name basis — no “Mr White” here — contractions are universally shortened, taboo curses to us are commonplace intensifiers to them, and some style guides have even phased out the humble apostrophe.

Muhammad Thorsbur (ex minister of health) said this about the matter: “Its about time Marinus went. Any more of this bullshit and half of Charlemagne wouldve been underwater.”
Marinus still got some defenders in their party, though. Chief among those is Rush Yang (the asshole culture minister). They called Marinus “Doggerlands most able leader since we first got dredged out the sea”. But the people are firmly on Muhammads side. So says every poll in the last month.

Gendered pronouns are practically extinct except in the most formal of texts and the occasional obscure rural dialect; enthusiasts of fantasy and historical fiction frequently complain about authors who don’t know the difference between “he” and “she”. “Yall” and “those” have developed to fill the gaps left by their now-singular predecessors; in England, “we” is undergoing a similar singularisation, much to the mockery of Americans.

Gwinevere Clark (Englands prime minister) was asked about the situation in a recent sitting of parliament. They dodged the question: “Were not gonna comment on another countrys affairs. Dont worry. If worst comes to worst wor government will fulfill its obligations under the King Cnut Treaty.”
* Used to be called Lagos, Luna, and Ľvov, but it's shifted its focus from “wow Intermarium in space” quite a bit in the years since i last touched it and i get the sense calling the city anything but Lviv is no longer very bueno
 
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Trying to develop the specifics of the worldbuilding a bit more — Looking at the Big Sky is ostensibly set in 2338, but i’ve never been very consistent with the level of technology and state of geopolitics, so hopefully doing this might help a bit.

Alternative introduction: Please to announce that i have finally gone insane.

Presidents of the United States in Looking at the Big Sky, 1981–2025

1981–1989. Ronald Reagan
, “Ol’ Gipper” (Republican)
(with George Bush)

- Presided over the crumbling of the Soviet Union; was once caught on live-mic saying “Well it’s about time the bastards rose up”

1989–1997. George Bush, “The Reconciliator” (Republican)
1988 (with John Sununu) def. Michael Dukakis / Lloyd Bentsen (Democratic)
1992 (with John Sununu) def. Paul Tsongas / Jerry Brown (Democratic)
- Signed the North American Free Trade Agreement into law and encouraged with open arms trade from the former Soviet Union, presiding over an economic boom
- Cordial (if still somewhat suspicious) relations with the government of the Confederation of Sovereign States led to near total nuclear disarmament of both countries
- Swears up and down the CIA had absolutely nothing to do with the fall of the USSR
- Passed the 28th Amendment, barring discrimination on the basis of sex
- Generally regarded as one of America’s best presidents

1997–1998. Bill Clinton, “Short in more ways than one” (Democratic)
1996 (with Al Gore) def. Pat Buchanan / Alan Keyes (Republican), Donald Trump / Jesse Ventura (American)
- Managed a thin victory against firebrand Pat Buchanan, helped in part by the spoiler candidacy of Donald Trump’s American Party
- Resigned midway through his term after a revelation of an affair with a congressional intern

1998–2005. Al Gore, “Captain Plan-It” (Democratic)
2000 (with Jim Clyburn) def. Bob Dole / John McCain (Republican)
- Faced tough opposition and plummeting approval ratings in the wake of Mr Clinton’s scandal
- A perverse rally-around-the-flag effect would come when his government announced an invasion of the Republic of South Africa; already a pariah, protests were rising thicker and faster than ever, and intelligence agencies indicated that the apartheid government was planning to use nuclear bombs if necessary
- Mr Gore framed the invasion as a fight for equal rights around the world and in America, not just in one corner of the planet. He was reëlected in a landslide.
- In his second term, unburdened by a deadlocked congress, Mr Gore was able to pass landmark climate legislation, and signed (along with 120 other countries) the binding Addis Abeba Protocols which aimed to limit global warming to below 1.5°C
- Though controversial due to his obscene spending on both climate and defence, he later developed a partially ironic online fandom, which has come to rehabilitate his reputation; he currently serves as the Senate’s chief whip. Indeed, it is often said that “the Internet invented Al Gore”.

2005–2009. Howard Dean, “The Gaffer” (Democratic)
2004 (with Joe Biden) def. George Bush Jr. / Dick Cheney (Republican)
- More remembered for his eccentric personality and unintentional “Deanisms” than any actual policy
- His term was marked by an economic stagnation that opposition Republicans blamed on consecutive D governments’ not-exactly-spendthrift budgetary habits
- Repealed “don’t ask, don’t tell”
- That’s literally it

2009–2013. Lisa Murkowski, “The Spacewoman” (Republican)
2008 (with John McCain) def. Howard Dean / Joe Biden (Democratic)
- A moderate conservative and the first female president, Ms Murkowski took what she later recollected as “the most difficult decision i’ve ever made” to pull US troops from the Azania Republic, then still embroiled in conflict. She defended it as a necessary decision to reverse the “financial excess” of the Clinton–Gore–Dean years (which, by the time Dean left office, had actually fallen to the same level of the Reagan and Bush administrations, but shhhhhhh)
- Hopes of reallocating it to welfare or (as encouraged by more hardline Republicans in Congress) a balanced-budget amendment were dashed when Ms Murkowski made the announcement that the United States would be returning to the moon to stay; her speech invoked futuristic visions of billions of dollars in asteroid mining, an American flag on every planet, and, you know, that sort of thing.
- Allegedly wanted America’s first moon base to be named “New Whittier”, which thankfully never came to pass

2013–2017. Barack Obama, “Thanks Obama” (Democratic)
2012 (with Elizabeth Warren) def. Rick Santorum / Gary Johnson (Republican), Lisa Murkowski / Alexis Ohanian (Independent)
- President Murkowski was primaried from the right by Rick Santorum, who became the representative of all those Republicans enraged by her hypocritical spending and inaction on the cultural issues which had animated American conservatism for so long. Ms Murkowski, not having any of this, would run as an independent, hoping to hoover up the votes of America’s moderate conservatives. This, of course, led to the election of…
- …Barack Obama, the charismatic orator and influential senator who became America’s first black president. His government, egged on by VP Elizabeth Warren, reallocate a fair chunk of the outgoing administration's Nasa funding to welfare and a public option for healthcare insurance, but, in the face of China’s accelerating space programme and possible private competition, did not lay its eyes off the prize of a moon landing within the decade. Armstrong 3 would land in the Sea of Tranquility on the fourth of July, 2019, just in time for his promise to be kept.
- An agremeent was struck with a deadlocked, three-way-split Congress to work towards passing the 29th Amendment, which instated a nationwide runoff election for President and barring the use of first-past-the-post in congressional elections. In exchange for this, the Republicans and Ms Murkowski’s Liberty Party would grant certain policy concessions and confirm Jennifer Granholm to the supreme court. This was a decision Mr Obama would come to regret.

2017–2021. Rand Paul, “Polio Paul” (Republican)
2016 (with Marco Rubio) def. Barack Obama / Elizabeth Warren (Democratic), Lisa Murkowski / Andrew Yang (Liberty)
- Paul was perhaps the most ideological president since Bush. Barely ekeing out a victory in his runoff against Obama, he espoused a “cut, cut, cut!” strategy of austerity, slashing spending on the arts, welfare, and, most infamously, the CDC and Americare. Unfortunately for Mr Paul, the day before his budget passed Congress, a fishmonger in Louisiana acquired something of a nasty cough.
- America’s ability to contain the “Orleans pneumonia” outbreak was severly curtailed by Paul’s budget cuts, and what was an outbreak soon became an epidemic became a pandemic. A working vaccine would not enter mass production until the autumn of 2021, by which time tens of millions of people around the world had already succumbed to what the WHO had more sensitively renamed OrCoV-19. On the day he left office, his approval rating was hovering around 12%.

2021–????. Elizabeth Warren, “Thin Lizzy” (Democratic)
2020 (with Cory Booker) def. Andrew Yang / Joe Manchin (Liberty), Rand Paul / Ted Cruz (Republican)
2024 (with Cory Booker) up against Marco Rubio / Will Hurd (Republican), Eric Adams / Holden Karnofsky (Liberty)
- Elizabeth Warren won her runoff election against the Liberty Party’s anti-lockdown technocrat Andrew Yang. The days of OrCoV-19 lockdowns and masks seem to be in the rear-view mirror, and so is Paul’s austerity — though the Warren cabinet, who would rather not end up in another such mess, prefers to prioritise partnerships with private businesses. Particularly promising meetings have been held with Gwynne Shotwell (CEO of SpaceX), who wants to put humans on Mars and finish President Murkowski’s plans for a permament moonbase, and Elon Musk, the quixotic fintech billionaire CEO of the Magnet Company, who is quite interested in the prospect of a nationwide maglev system.
- Ms Warren will be facing off against the Republicans’ Marco Rubio and the Liberty Party’s Eric Adams in the upcoming 2025 election. Will she become the first two-term president in over thirty years, or will a conservative candidate puncture her pipe dreams? The polls are neck-and-neck-and-neck, and only time will tell where America is headed next…

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What i’m trying to do is get the “present day” state of American politics, whatever year that ends up being, to something like this three-party system:

Republican Party (“The GOP”)Populist, bioconservative, varies between left-wing and right-wing economically depending on the election cycle
Liberty Party (“The Libertarians”)Libertarian, pro-free-market but not necessarily opposed to welfare and government competition, transhumanist
Progressive Democratic Union (“The Polar Bear Party”)Varying degrees of centre-left, concerned about the environment, wants common sense regulations on all this genemod business
 
I’ve spent the last several weeks aggregating the top-rated albums from a number of enthusiast websites, out of sheer boredom, and here are the results. Generally fairly happy with how it turned out in terms of represented artists and genre diversity, though i would have perhaps liked to have seen a few more women nearer the top of the list and some more international artists.

P.S.: I never want to look at a spreadsheet again.

I lied about being done. The final [FINAL] [REAL_FINAL_VERSION] (2) (Copy) (3).html version is now available on my website, with some bonus lists to even out the playing field for women, international artists, and more recent projects.
 
1980 – LOOKING AT THE BIG SKY – 2338
The U.S. and Canada, 2025

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CANADA: The frigid north of America’s hat is where Nasa trains its astronauts for “the big vacation”. A startup in Vancouver wants to make your dog live forever. And on the outskirts of Ottawa, hundreds of truckers are honking in unison — but only because there’s a traffic jam at the Quebecois border.

QUEBEC: Hit harder than most by the economic slump of 2006, Quebec’s government plans to crawl itself out of the hole by capitalising on its world-class renewable energy industry. Just, you know, as long as those hydro plants aren’t staffed by immigrants… or inspected by anyone wearing a hijab… or have any English-language signs laying about…

THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA: It may be the planet’s undisputed superpower, but as America enters her 250th year, some pick up the scent of decline in the air. The country has been wracked by two years of “Pnorlinz pneumonia”, and with successive governments ping-ponging between reckless spending on pet projects and cutthroat austerity, neither corporation or customer can be sure of where their finances will sit in even four years’ time. Can Elizabeth Warren who i’ve retconned to be part of the Liberty Party because it amuses me — the 21st century’s first two-term president — thread the needle and right the ship of state, or will the star-spangled banner fade into the twilight?

N1. “Whittier Two”, funded by the Murkowski administration as an experiment in arcological living, is a nice place to live if you can put up with the eccentric company.

N2. Denendeh narrowly avoided the humiliating fate of being a territory called “Bob”.

N3. Protests from aboriginal groups led to Quebec ceding the new Territory of Ungava during independence talks— in exchange for heavy tolls on cars passing through their portion of the Trans-Canada Highway. Ottawa has quietly regretted it ever since.

N4. Cut off from the rest of Canada, distrustful of the States, and resentful of Quebec, the Maritime provinces are alienated by just about everyone. Prime minister Ford has promised a circuitous fixed link by 2055, but knowing him, it’s an idea that was born from and will die with the country’s second-favourite white powder.

N5. Euro-Quebecois relations would be at least 60% warmer if the government didn’t make so many ominous overtures towards “Francophone continental unity”.

N6. Seattle hosts a large and somewhat terrifying community of “bio-furries”, who have tattoed, scarred, and sculpted their bodies in the aim of becoming their fursonæ IRL. Results are… mixed.

N7. Silicon Valley’s entrenched megacorps missed the bus on this whole world wide web thing, leaving Europe and East Asia to pick up the slack. You probably own an HP printer or an Intel monitor, and you might download some trendy startup’s app on your phone, but California’s days as the capital of tech are well behind it.
N8. 80-year-old Indiana Jones? Marvel Cinematic Universe? You must have hit your head pretty hard there. Come on, we’re gonna go watch The Northman: Part II and check out that new Tom Cruise movie by the Wachowskis!

N9. The Superconducting Supercollider is the jewel in the crown of American science — and an object of fixation for the disorganised “Wailers of Waxahachie”. Every month, evangelicals, occultists, and weirdos of all stripes descend upon its exact centre to appease the collider with offerings of incense and Richard Feynman books, hoping to stave off the end of the world. (A lawsuit from the landowner is working its way up the courts: he says it’s trespass; they say it’s their first-amendment right.)

N10. Already hammered by Hurricane Katrina, the people of New Orleans were not especially pleased when the Pnorlinz pneumonia New Orleans coronavirus Novel coronavirus 2019 OrCoV-19 pandemic took away even their carnivals and nightlife.

N11. The latest musical sensation to sweep the world is “hyperrock”: high-power rock and metal riffs combined with punchy, infectious hooks, all served with a layer of digital distortion. The genre was born in the suburban basements of St Louis, where teens tired of Europe’s dreary darkwave droning took matters into their own hands.

N12. Philadelphia is home to the Toynbee Foundation, a cryonics firm–cum–new religious movement who believe all dead humans will some day be resurrected amongst the rings of Jupiter. Their “hibernation” services must be seen to be believed.

N13. Three years ago, Steve Wozniak’s Newton Orbital Ltd launched William Shatner into space. Three years from now, Nasa astronauts will strap into one of their cockpits for the long haul to Mars. It’s a wonder what good publicity and lots of money can do. (Helps that he’s never tried to buy Bebo.)

N14. The Turks and Caicos: tax haven today, Canada’s gateway to the stars tomorrow?
 
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Bonus: a super, super-early version of the 2338 “present day” of the TL, from way back in 2017 when i had absolutely no idea what i was doing.

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Here's an even earlier map that at least contributed some DNA. I don't even remember what the idea was meant to be.

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I’ve finally given the EqualA a “canonical” home, after years of it being inconsistently spread between forums, DeviantArt posts, and anonymous Discord messages:

 
Mulling over doing one of those classic “my ideal world” circlejerk maps — here’s a sketch of the UK-equivalent.

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The official religion is “The Old Faith”, a wishy-washy pagan syncretism of Saxon, Celtic, and Roman traditions the precise ratio of which depends on where you are in the country.

“The New Faith”, which its followers prefer to name “The Craft”, dates back to the 1800s, when a poet and civil servant by the name of Scire Sebold claimed to have uncovered a hidden magical tradition repressed and covered up by the government. (Historians disagree.)

The third largest of Britain's polytheistic faiths (though Vedism looks set to catch up), the Western Faith (also known as the Orendites) are a loosely affiliated group of churches who incorporated the beliefs of back-scattering Atlantean traders into their existing troth. Glastonbury broke communion with them in 1779, but they continue to be a vibrant and active tradition, most common in the immigrant-heavy port cities of Bristol and Leerpool.

There is also a large minority of Massens. About 30% of them — mostly recent immigrants — belong to the Byzantine Church. Another 6% belong to other denominations, be they pre- or post-Nicene. The rest are the Bridish Massens, a ditheistic sect big in Ireland who consider Brigid to be the consort of the God of Abraham. Almost no other denomination considers them to be true members of the faith, but they are by far the longest established Massen(ish) path in Britain, and the English language is unlikely to change for them any time soon.
 
1980 · LOOKING AT THE BIG SKY · 2338
The World in 2025

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I can finally put this behind me and move on to the actually fun sci-fi stuff! I’m free!!!
 
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