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rosa

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1972 Election

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"The 1972 United States presidential election was the 47th quadrennial presidential election. It was held on Tuesday, November 7, 1972. Incumbent Republican President Richard Nixon from California defeated the Democratic nominee, former Vice President Hubert Humphrey of Minnesota in an electoral and popular landslide. Nixon's victory in this election remains the largest margin of victory by a Republican Presidential nominee since the 1956 election."

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rosa

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Eh, ok fuck it. Let's do this shit again (if people actually do it)

Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

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Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

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rosa

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The New Deal Coalition Revived

2017 - 2021: Senator Bernie Sanders (Democratic)
2016 (with Claire McCaskill; 46.8%, 398 EVs) def. Senator Ted Cruz (Republican; 35.63%, 136 EVs) [Replacing Mr. Donald Trump and Gov. Chris Christie], Fmr. Governor Gary Johnson (Libertarian; 13.86%, 1 EV), Businessman Michael Bloomberg (Independent, 3.21%, 1 EV), faithless electors (3 EVs)
2020 (with Claire McCaskill; 50.1%, 350 EVs) def. Senator Rick Scott Republican; 43.84%, 185 EVs), Ret. General Michael Flynn (#WWG1WGA: 4.86%, 0 EVs)

2021 - present: Vice President Claire McCaskill (Democratic)

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rosa

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2008 United States Presidential Election

Secretary of Defense John McCain / Senator Joe Lieberman (Independent - Second National Union/Republican/Democratic): 54.5%, 425 EVs)
Senator Paul Wellstone / Senator Carol Mosley Braun (Independent Democratic - "Left" Peace): 18.98%, 56 EVs
Fmr. Rep. Tom Tancredo / Senator Bob Smith (Constitution - Conservative): 12.23%, 46 EVs)

Rep. Ron Paul / Senator Lincoln Chafee (Libertarian - "Right" Peace/AKIP): 8.69%, 11 EVs
Mr. Ralph Nader / Mayor Matt Gonzalez (Green - Reform): 5.1%, 0 EVs
Other Candidates: 0.5%
 

Meppo

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Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

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2.
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4.
5. Joseph B. Foraker

Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

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Bolt451

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Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Rexford Tugwell
2.
3. Tammy Baldwin
4.
5. Joseph B. Foraker

Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1.
2.
3. William Jennings Bryan
4.
5.



@rosa I'm guessing this is 1900-2021 rather than just the 20th century.
 

Indicus

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Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Rexford Tugwell
2.
3. Tammy Baldwin
4.
5. Joseph B. Foraker

Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Theodore Roosevelt
2.
3. William Jennings Bryan
4.
5.
 

Meppo

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Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Rexford Tugwell
2.
3. Tammy Baldwin
4.
5. Joseph B. Foraker

Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Theodore Roosevelt
2.
3. William Jennings Bryan
4.
5. Joseph G. Davis Jr.
 
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Oppo

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Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Rexford Tugwell
2. Robert Byrd
3. Tammy Baldwin
4.
5. Joseph B. Foraker

Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Theodore Roosevelt
2.
3. William Jennings Bryan
4.
5. Joseph G. Davis Jr.



Damn. That's like one 21st century President 😛
the last one is gray davis
 

Walpurgisnacht

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Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Rexford Tugwell
2. Robert Byrd
3. Tammy Baldwin
4.
5. Joseph B. Foraker

Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Theodore Roosevelt
2. John McAfee
3. William Jennings Bryan
4.
5. Joseph G. Davis Jr.
 

Time Enough

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Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Rexford Tugwell
2. Robert Byrd
3. Tammy Baldwin
4.
5. Joseph B. Foraker

Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Theodore Roosevelt
2. John McAfee
3. William Jennings Bryan
4. Tom McCall
5. Joseph G. Davis Jr.
 

rosa

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Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Rexford Tugwell
2. Robert Byrd
3. Tammy Baldwin
4.
5. Joseph B. Foraker

Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Theodore Roosevelt
2. John McAfee
3. William Jennings Bryan
4. Tom McCall
5. Joseph G. Davis Jr.
Whoever fills in this last spot on the list, name a political dynasty or two for me to include, since I have a few middling Presidents to include to fill out the list.
 

Walpurgisnacht

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Five Best Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Rexford Tugwell
2. Robert Byrd
3. Tammy Baldwin
4. Nile Kinnick
5. Joseph B. Foraker

Five Worst Presidents since 1900, ranked by Gallup

1. Theodore Roosevelt
2. John McAfee
3. William Jennings Bryan
4. Tom McCall
5. Joseph G. Davis Jr.

Include the Fishes.
 
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