- Pronouns
- it/its (you'll get used to the third person thing)
“when everyone’s special, no one is” no you dumbass. thats not how being unique works. if someone does a backflip off a building and lands safely that doesn’t make being a tuba maestro less rad. fuckin bitchass
Who was Heavy again?
the opposite of “light”Who was Heavy again?
Horseshoe theory of dumb vain“pffft, stupid leftists. don’t they understand everything’s on fire?”
“WE HAVE TO EVACUATE TODD!”
“why?”
“because everything’s ON FIRE”
“… it seems your irrationality is getting the better of you.”
“WE ARE GOING TO DIE!”
“jumping to conclusions…”
at that point that’s not a horseshoe - we’re operating on a 4th dimension geaph where politics is dead and the 4th dimension is sinHorseshoe theory of dumb vain
centrists and dumb online Hard-leftists in ignoring the Republican Party and being out of touch.
That's gotta be one of the hardest-sounding phrases I've seen dropped in a long time. But... yeah, the far-right tendencies of the GOP are gonna be a big pain in the ass for America should it be ignored for long enough.where politics is dead and the 4th dimension is sin
People's Republic?if america dies, then how will the minnesota twins play baseball
if america dies, then how will the minnesota twins play baseball
this implies that warlordism has managed to disintegrate the lines between college and pro sports. brb googling cornhuskers baseballThe World Series will continue as an inter-warlord-clique cup. The Twins are due to play the Nebraska Cornhuskers at their new My-Warhead-Is-Real-Fuckos Stadium.