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Cikka’s Arguably Failing Attempt To Motivate Him/Herself, A Test Thread

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Electoral History of Robert Mumby, 1st Baron Mumby of Kesteven (1883-1964)

1883-1914: Private citizen, Agricultural Labourer and Trade Unionist
1914-1918: Midshipman, Royal Navy
1918-1924: Labour MP for Rutland and Stamford
1918, cross-endorsed by Silver Badge; def. Claud Heathcote-Drummond-Willoughby (Unionist)
1922, cross-endorsed by National Farmers' Union; def. Charles Harvey Dixon (Unionist)
1923 def. Neville Smith-Carington (Unionist)

1924-1930: Nonpartisan Governor of Tasmania
1930-1933: Private citizen, Writer and Trade Unionist
1931: Labour candidate for Rutland and Stamford
1931; Neville Smith-Carington (Unionist) def. Robert Mumby (Labour)
1933-1937: Labour MP for Rutland and Stamford
1933 def. James Heathcote-Drummond-Willoughby (Unionist)
1935 def. James Heathcote-Drummond-Willoughby (Unionist)

1937-1939: Independent Labour Party MP for Rutland and Stamford
1939-1942: Independent Labour MP for Rutland and Stamford
1942-1946: Common Wealth MP for Rutland and Stamford
1945 def. James Heathcote-Drummond-Willoughby (Unionist)
1946-1950: Labour MP for Rutland and Stamford
1946-1950: Labour Minister of Food
1950; Roger Conant (Unionist) def. Robert Mumby (Labour), Cyril Valentine (Liberal)
1950-1951: Private citizen, Writer and Trade Unionist
1951-1964: Labour Peer
Self-Insert History

Electoral History of K.S. Healy
1860-1890: Private Citizen, Journalist
1890-1910: Irish Parliamentary Party MP for South-East Cork
1910-1918: All-For-Ireland MP for South-East Cork
1918-1920: Private Citizen, Journalist

Contents [hide]
1 Birth and Family
2 Career in Journalism
3 IPP MP
4 All-For-Ireland
5 Sinn Féin Landslide And Assassination
6 Legacy
7 Political Ideas
7.1 Irish Sovereignty
7.2 "Unionist Socialism"
8 Homosexuality Rumours
9 Bibliography
10 References

(no, that is not my last name)
(yes, this is a massive ego trip.)
 

Time Enough

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Hey, @cikka do you know about Nita Clarke the GLC Communications Officer?

Well she was competing against Peter Mandelson for the Media Communications Job and nearly got in, losing by one vote.

Imagine, 80s Labour but with the campaigning of the GLC...
 

cikka

Keir With A Gun
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Hey, @cikka do you know about Nita Clarke the GLC Communications Officer?

Well she was competing against Peter Mandelson for the Media Communications Job and nearly got in, losing by one vote.

Imagine, 80s Labour but with the campaigning of the GLC...
Well, here's the thing.
Nita Clarke assisted in Ken's massive anti-abolition press push, which turned him from "Red Ken, friend of the RA, destroyer of worlds" to "Cuddly Ken, amphibian fiend", so she wouldn't be completely ineffectual. My question is how Mandy himself would react, because from what I've heard he's the vindictive type.
 

Time Enough

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Well, here's the thing.
Nita Clarke assisted in Ken's massive anti-abolition press push, which turned him from "Red Ken, friend of the RA, destroyer of worlds" to "Cuddly Ken, amphibian fiend", so she wouldn't be completely ineffectual. My question is how Mandy himself would react, because from what I've heard he's the vindictive type.
Oh Nita would have worked so much better with Kinnock, selling the Cheeky Welsh Mining Lad he was instead of a stiff Thatcheresque Prime Minister.

So Mandelson probably buggers back off to TV land and that’s that. From what I know the Communications Officer job was something he was only vaguely interested in and he was rather disinterested in Labour in 85.

If he was really vindictive then he probably joins the SDP but who knows.
 

cikka

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Oh Nita would have worked so much better with Kinnock, selling the Cheeky Welsh Mining Lad he was instead of a stiff Thatcheresque Prime Minister.

So Mandelson probably buggers back off to TV land and that’s that. From what I know the Communications Officer job was something he was only vaguely interested in and he was rather disinterested in Labour in 85.

If he was really vindictive then he probably joins the SDP but who knows.
Peter Mandelson Director-General of the BBC
MAKE IT HAPPEN, SLP!

In other news, pic from You Can't Say That featuring Ken, Kinnock, Tony Banks and Nita Clarke
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Also Illtyd Harrington but he's less well known
 

Time Enough

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Peter Mandelson Director-General of the BBC
MAKE IT HAPPEN, SLP!
I think Mandelson worked with ITV connected companies but who knows the possibilities.

Also love that Nita Clarke starts as this Livingstone Leftie before becoming a Blairite who gives birth to an even bigger Blairite (Emily Benn is a massive Blairite).
 

Comrade TruthTeller

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From gamerznewz.io
TOP FIVE WORLD LEADERS WHO ARE UNEXPECTED GAMERS!
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.
Dishonourable Mention For Anti-Gaming Propaganda:
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Format: Leader, Country, (Year-)

My research on people I don't know will be as lazy as possible
From gamerznewz.io
TOP FIVE WORLD LEADERS WHO ARE UNEXPECTED GAMERS!
5. Anne Widdecombe, Great Britain (2010-2011)
4.
3.
2.
1.
Dishonourable Mention For Anti-Gaming Propaganda:
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Format: Leader, Country, (Year-)
 

Comrade TruthTeller

Bernie Grant eats grannies
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Pinner, London
From gamerznewz.io
TOP FIVE WORLD LEADERS WHO ARE UNEXPECTED GAMERS!
5. Anne Widdecombe, Great Britain (2010-2011)
4.
3.Tom Watson, Great Britain (2020-2022)
2.
1.
Dishonourable Mention For Anti-Gaming Propaganda:
TOP FIVE WORLD LEADERS WHO ARE UNEXPECTED GAMERS!
5. Anne Widdecombe, Great Britain (2010-2011)
4.
3. Tom Watson, Great Britain (2020-2022)
2.
1.
Dishonourable Mention For Anti-Gaming Propaganda: Joe Biden, United States (2009-2013)
 

Edmund

政治ギャル、永田町を叱る!
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TOP FIVE WORLD LEADERS WHO ARE UNEXPECTED GAMERS!
5. Anne Widdecombe, Great Britain (2010-2011)
4.
3. Tom Watson, Great Britain (2020-2022)
2.
1. Ted Cruz, United States (2020-present)
Dishonourable Mention For Anti-Gaming Propaganda: Joe Biden, United States (2009-2013)
 

Comrade TruthTeller

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Going to bump this to see if I can get any more
TOP FIVE WORLD LEADERS WHO ARE UNEXPECTED GAMERS!
5. Anne Widdecombe, Great Britain (2010-2011)
4.
3. Tom Watson, Great Britain (2020-2022)
2. Newt Gingrich, United States (2001-2009)
1. Ted Cruz, United States (2020-present)
Dishonourable Mention For Anti-Gaming Propaganda: Joe Biden, United States (2009-2013)
 

cikka

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TOP FIVE WORLD LEADERS WHO ARE UNEXPECTED GAMERS!
5. Anne Widdecombe, Great Britain (2010-2011)
4.
3. Tom Watson, Great Britain (2020-2022)
2. Newt Gingrich, United States (2001-2009)
1. Ted Cruz, United States (2020-present)
Dishonourable Mention For Anti-Gaming Propaganda: Joe Biden, United States (2009-2013)
i hunger for the last to be a non-anglophone lmao, thanks for all your contributions!
 

Nyvis

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TOP FIVE WORLD LEADERS WHO ARE UNEXPECTED GAMERS!
5. Anne Widdecombe, Great Britain (2010-2011)
4. Marine Le Pen, France (2022-2027
3. Tom Watson, Great Britain (2020-2022)
2. Newt Gingrich, United States (2001-2009)
1. Ted Cruz, United States (2020-present)
Dishonourable Mention For Anti-Gaming Propaganda: Joe Biden, United States (2009-2013)

Is this supposed to be the worst leaders? Have something in the same spirit! Non anglo, as asked.

Far right gamers international alliance I guess.
 
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cikka

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From gamerznewz.io (Warning: this site is funded in part by the US government)

TOP FIVE WORLD LEADERS WHO ARE UNEXPECTED GAMERS!

What up, Gamer Bros! While we may all be chillaxing out there with our hardback compilations of CTRL+ALT+DEL (Now available from Amazon Booksellers!), there are worldwide politicians who are trying their best to make the world more epic! And what is more epic for a politician to do when not ordering tax cuts or other epic things? That's right, GAMING! So here's some hip leaders who unexpectedly play video games!

NUMBER 5. ANN WIDDECOMBE!
Woah, we're starting with a girl? That's right gamers, the former Prime Minister of England was in fact an epic gamer girl! Famed for her right-wing politics and immense social reforms banning sodomy, Widdecombe in 2011 appeared on stage to promote her new "Protect Children from harmful media" bill by playing Glasgow-based Rockstar Studios' newly refreshed Bully game. She was shot just a month later by a roving Scottish terrorist. However, this also involved censorship of Britain's video games, and that's unepic, which is why she's only number five on this list.
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NUMBER 4. MARINE LE PEN!
Oui oui, Baguette! That's right, another gamer girl, this time from across the channel! Marine Le Pen, best known for sending the killshot against the EU and the failed coup in Mali that eventually toppled her, actually helped guide the development of Quantic Dream's epic story Fragments Of Power by meeting with David Cage! Under her guidance, FoP went from some sci-fi stuff to accurately critiquing the actions of the Arab population of France, and whether or not it was right to deport them! (Uhh, duh!)
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NUMBER 3. TOM WATSON!
Some Social Justice Warriors will obviously accuse us of having only right wingers on this list, but as the fair and balanced site that Gamerz Newz is, we include all political gaming perspectives. Tom Watson, prime minister and leader of the Labour Party, and then the Progressive Party after being kicked out of Labour due to the simple action forming a National Government during the Invasion of Iran, later appeared at a show to promote A Month in Bandar-Al-Abbas. While picketed by cucks who just accept his point of view, A Month In Bandar-Al-Abbas was widely promoted by the former PM, who supported the game wholeheartedly, saying "This will inform the public who only hear about how the war was evil to hear the point of view of those who know that it was necessary to ensure peace in the Middle East." Truer words have never been spoken, Tom!
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NUMBER 2. NEWT GINGRICH!
Newt Gingrich can be argued to be one of the most important men in American history, considering how he lead the charge on the "New, Free America" movement that still guides the country to this day, except for a small four-year gap which we'll get to later. It can also be argued that he is an EPIC GAMER! Gingrich not only also promoted A Month In Bandar-Al-Abbas, he personally gave voice lines to the game in flashbacks! Gingrich also critiqued Call of Duty for "liberal bias and unchristian themes", which is fine because that's for casual gamers anyway.
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NUMBER 1. TED CRUZ!
The Vice-President to the unfortunately MURDERED President Ryan, Ted Cruz kept the conservative flame of government alive until he was reelected in 2020 with a massive mandate! Cruz has been decried by liberal enemies to be some kind of idiot, but he’s in fact as sharp as a tack, and of course sees video games as part of our future. He personally motivated the “Free Speech On Campus” act which banned anti-gaming (Ok, not specifically, but it banned SJW propaganda) speech on campuses. He personally vetoed all liberal attempts to promote sodomy or gender ideology in Congress when it passed through the Democratic-controlled house, and he of course banned TOKYO’S incursion upon the American gaming industry. Truly there is no better President, and no better gamer. We salute our Commander-In-Chief!
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DISHONOURABLE MENTION FOR ANTI-GAMING PROPAGANDA: JOE BIDEN
The only Democratic President of the 21st Century, Joseph Robinette Biden could only be said to be a failure. Economic disaster, an increase in terrorism, a horrible social policies, and worst of all, Anti-Gaming censorship. Led by his vice-president, wife of some former Arkansas Senator Hillary Clinton, JACK THOMPSON (Booo!) was brought in to motivate anti-gaming messages across the world.

For shame, Biden.

For shame.

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I might do another one of these, ask for some more Non-Anglophone leaders. It’s a fun way to experiment with a dystopia from perspective of terrible gaming journalists.

T O K Y O
 

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From gamerznewz.io (Warning: this site is funded in part by the US government)
immense social reforms banning sodomy
FoP went from some sci-fi stuff to accurately critiquing the actions of the Arab population of France, and whether or not it was right to deport them! (Uhh, duh!)
a National Government during the Invasion of Iran
Newt Gingrich can be argued to be one of the most important men in American history, considering how he lead the charge on the "New, Free America" movement that still guides the country to this day, except for a small four-year gap which we'll get to later.
fucking hell cikka
 
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