that last one sounds fucking hilarious, reminds me of the Soviet election in the 1987 Spitting Image Election Special
It would contain stuff like, them mention that in the last election, as many as 7% of voters voted blank (i.e. not for the approved Party candidate), and this was believed to be due to confusion with people thinking that if they just cast a blank ballot they had automatically voted for the Party candidate, so now they have introduced the Ballot Clarification Act to remedy this problem. It is mentioned that this reform has received criticism in the "bourgeois press in the capitalist west" as further undermining democracy, with the argument being that it directly abolishes the secret ballot, which of course is absurd. If you want to vote for the approved Party candidate, you go into booth A, draw close the curtains and cast your vote in secret, whereas if you want to cast a blank ballot, you go into booth B, draw close the curtains and cast your vote in secret. This way, the sanctity of the secret ballot is upheld perfectly, since no one has to cast their vote for all to see.
Also, stuff like "We asked former General Secretary McClenney to come to the studio to give his views, but unfortunately, he had to respectfully decline our offer, citing ill health" with references being given that McClenney was General Secretary of the Party until seven years ago, when, in a surprise announcement in the middle of his holidays he declared that he was resigning due to age and ill health, and that he hasn't visited the capital since, nor given any public appearances.
They go to cover "disgraced Comrade Caldwell's constituency," with them commenting on the poor result for the Party there (merely 92% of the vote) probably is because they have never truly recovered from the revelations the other year, "Yes, Comrade Caldwell who was Minister of Industry, Vice Premier, and seen as a strong contender for the leadership of the Party when General Secretary Griffiths resigns, we were all very shocked to learn that he had been a capitalist spy all along!"