Blessed are the meek
2021-2025: Joe Biden
fmr. Vice President of the United States (2009-2017), fmr. Senator for Delaware (1973-2009)
(with Kamala Harris) defeated Donald Trump/Mike Pence
- January 6th storming of the Capital Building by pro-trump protesters, subsequent ongoing legal inquiries.
- Unionisation campaign at Amazon warehouses marred by illegal corporate interference.
- Ongoing Trump-era strikes at Alabama Warrior Met Coal mines result in repeated attempted assaults on strikers.
- COVID-19 eviction moratorium overruled by SCOTUS, millions homeless within weeks.
- Withdrawal of the United States troops from Afghanistan results in Taliban seizure of power.
- Hurricanes Ida and Nicholas damage pivotal infrastructure, global temperatures exceed 1.5°C increase by 2022.
- Vehicular manslaughter of Marina Delacruz, wife of striking miner, subsequent lynchings of scab Easton Colby King and police officer Spencer Wallace. Union officials begin hostile occupation of Amazon warehouses, 17 dead in subsequent police clear-out.
- Nationwide riots result in increased police violence, anti-union propaganda.
- Autonomous Zones of Oak Hill, Santa Rosa, Bellvue, Newton, Bridgeport, Raleigh and Fairbanks.
- "Noncommittal" General Strike causes widespread consumer shortage.
- Presidential approval ratings float at 29%, signs of debatable vascular dementia increase.
- Announces he will not run for reelection, offers "clean slate for a new generation."
- Lee Carter presidential bid becomes the first Independent to win states since 1968.
2025-2027: Kamala Harris*
Vice President of the United States (2021-2025), fmr. Senator for California (2019-2021)
(with Pete Buttigieg) defeated Jordan Lankford/Daniel Cameron, Lee Carter/Omar Hardy
- First woman, BAME President.
- National unemployment reaches 10.2%, inflation rises 2.0%.
- Assassinated by mentally unsound Tump-supporting union officer previously arrested in Amazon protests.
2027-2029: Pete Buttigieg
Vice President of the United States (2025-2027), fmr. Secretary of Transportation (2021-2024), fmr. Mayor of South Bend, Indiana (2012-2020)
(vacant, then with Gretchen Whitmer)
2029-2033: Kristi Noem
fmr. Governor for South Dakota (2019-2026)
(with Josh Hawley) defeated Pete Buttigieg/Gretchen Whitmer, Carlos Ramirez-Rosa/Princess Blanding
2033-20??: Varisha Khan
Governor for Washington (2026-2031), fmr. Rep. for Washington (2024-2026)
(with Franklin Bynum) defeated Kristi Noem/Josh Hawley