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Blackentheborg's city council archive filing cabinet

Blackentheborg said:
O'Brien, on the other hand, is in his early 50s. He's hotblooded, sure, but will that hold up against an MMA guy?
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Comrade Izaac said:
maybe not in his prime but this guy has been living the life of the idle American politician, one of the least active jobs in the world and while he may still work out, it's probably not gonna be great if Mullen, also middle aged now, tries to fight a guy whose probably use to street fighting using old MMA moves he's likely not nearly in shape enough to use on the fuckin floor of Congress of all places.
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I was going to make a funny comment but apparently there is not a single MMA fighter in State Duma, which is a little strange considering how heavy United Russia tends to be on sportsmen; they are however heavily represented in the Dagestani parliament though
 
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> Trump's latest speech
> promises to "root out the vermin"
> names Globalists, Marxists, Communists and the "radical left" as the "real threat"
> promises "peace through strength"
> is mapping out specific plans for using federal powers to punish "critics and opponents"
> boasts about plans to build a "sprawling" network of detention camps to round up migrants without any due process hearings
> campaign already started interviewing policy wonks to implement Project 2025 on Day 1, "as many as 50,000 replacements for federal workers"

oh fuck

oh fuck we're actually doing this huh
 
Blackentheborg said:
> campaign already started interviewing policy wonks to implement Project 2025 on Day 1, "as many as 50,000 replacements for federal workers
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this would literally cause so much uncertainty in markets and so much dysfunction within traditional economic and political structures that would it would drive a world historic recession. literally doing what Elon Musk did to Twitter to the entire country while at the same time imprisoning or killing his political and racial opponents.

this is gonna be insane.
 
Comrade Izaac said:
this would literally cause so much uncertainty in markets and so much dysfunction within traditional economic and political structures that would it would drive a world historic recession. literally doing what Elon Musk did to Twitter to the entire country while at the same time imprisoning or killing his political and racial opponents.

this is gonna be insane.
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You really think they give a shit? They'll just blame the recession on Biden.
 
Comrade Izaac said:
this would literally cause so much uncertainty in markets and so much dysfunction within traditional economic and political structures that would it would drive a world historic recession. literally doing what Elon Musk did to Twitter to the entire country while at the same time imprisoning or killing his political and racial opponents.

this is gonna be insane.
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I think the attempted establishment of a dictatorship (and the backlash within that would presumably follow) in the world's only superpower and main guarantee of the world's strongest military-political bloc and the most widely used currency in official transactions would have interesting effects on the rest of the world

Probably trigger a bunch of invasions and coup d'etats all at once, I imagine
 
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Blackentheborg said:
> Trump's latest speech
> promises to "root out the vermin"
> names Globalists, Marxists, Communists and the "radical left" as the "real threat"
> promises "peace through strength"
> is mapping out specific plans for using federal powers to punish "critics and opponents"
> boasts about plans to build a "sprawling" network of detention camps to round up migrants without any due process hearings
> campaign already started interviewing policy wonks to implement Project 2025 on Day 1, "as many as 50,000 replacements for federal workers"
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I have a feeling the Democrats need to attack Project 2025 in their campaigning to gain a few more independent votes. This is just absolutely barbaric.
 
Insp. by @Comrade Izaac

Presidential Cabinet of Blacken T. Borg (Circa 2025)

Vice President: fmr. County Commissioner, labor organiser for the Union of Southern Service Workers Mariah Parker of Georgia

State: Congresswoman Rashida Talib of Michigan
Treasury: Author, President of The Democracy Collaborative Joe Guinan of D.C.
Attorney General: civil rights attorney and activist Lee Meritt of Texas
Defence: Chair of the Arms Control Association, fmr. Assistant Secretary of State for International Security and Nonproliferation Thomas Countryman of D.C.
Interior (to be reorganised): Director of the National Park Service, fmr. Vice President of the Earth Conservation Corps Charles Sams of Oregon
Agriculture: Co-Founder and Co-Executive Director of the Black Farmer Fund Olivia Watkins of North Carolina
Commerce: fmr. Deputy Director for the National Economic Council Bharat Ramamurti of Massachusetts
Labor: UAW legal counsel and employment attorney Benjamin Dictor of New York
Housing & Urban Development: Housing Policy Analyst for Disaster Recovery at the National Low Income Housing Coalition Noah Patton of Maryland
Health & Human Services: Senior Health Policy Advisor at the Johns Hopkins School of Nursing Sophie Kasimow of D.C.
Energy: fmr. president of the Natural Resources Defence Council Rhea Suh of D.C.
Education: fmr. Senior Advisor to the Department of Education Zakiya Ellis of New Jersey
Transportation: Director of Transportation for America, fmr. Deputy Assistant Secretary for Transportation Policy Beth Osborne of D.C.
Veteran's Affairs: co-founder of March Forward!, National Board of Directors member for Veterans for Peace Michael Prysner of New York
Homeland Security (to be abolished and reorganised): Associate Attorney General, fmr. president and CEO of the LCCHR Vanita Gupta of D.C.
EPA (to be elevated to cabinet level): anthropologist and professor at the Autonomous University of Barcelona Jason Hickel
 
I can't explain what deep recesses of my lizard brain is causing me to think this, but I don't think Trump is gonna pick a woman as veep, especially not Kristi Noem or Kim Reynolds, purely for the reason they'd echo Biden's ticket like a dark inversion. Two octogenarian ghouls with quickly deteriorating brain functions flanked by two 50-something women starting with a K.
 
Blackentheborg said:
I can't explain what deep recesses of my lizard brain is causing me to think this, but I don't think Trump is gonna pick a woman as veep, especially not Kristi Noem or Kim Reynolds, purely for the reason they'd echo Biden's ticket like a dark inversion. Two octogenarian ghouls with quickly deteriorating brain functions flanked by two 50-something women starting with a K.
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And why wouldn't he go with a mirror version of Biden's ticket, exactly?
 
Comrade Izaac said:
god dude John Oliver rocks for no reason im so mad i ever doubted him
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TheKennedyMachine said:
the only reason why leftist twitter hates him is because he doesn't turn to the screen every 20 seconds to proclaim that he's the exact kind of communist they are
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I saw him play Zazu in the live-action remake of The Lion King by accident and now I don't like him as much as I used to
 
TheKennedyMachine said:
the only reason why leftist twitter hates him is because he doesn't turn to the screen every 20 seconds to proclaim that he's the exact kind of communist they are
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You joke but the first tweet I saw the day that vid dropped was along the lines of "I wanted to like this but he can't help but both-sides it."

The "both-sidsing" in question was him condemning Hamas.
Meppo said:
I saw him play Zazu in the live-action remake of The Lion King by accident and now I don't like him as much as I used to
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Blackentheborg said:
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first of all AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

secondly, the Republicans chosing someone with the last name "Vought" to be Secretary of the Treasury is a perfect example of why every political campaign needs at least one super big film/social media head to double check optics that old dinosaur politicians have no real cultural reference point for.
 
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