Biaggi’s Other Opium Den

[allthepresidentsmen]

my main political goals are to establish a world where the american right wing switches with liberals (liberals dominate us policy, right wing dominates media/culture) not for any real reason other than the feeling i would get when enes kanter is voted into the NBA hall of fame on the first ballot by nick adams and curt schilling but lebron is a fourth ballot hall of famer

How's a world where the Democrats let socdems determine their domestic policy but go neocon/neolib in foreign policy

 

[theev]

How's a world where the Democrats let socdems determine their domestic policy but go neocon/neolib in foreign policy

a lamer version of the 1960s?

 

[allthepresidentsmen]

a lamer version of the 1960s?

Considering that that would get us the GND and M4A, it'd be at least marginally better. I just want to see John Fetterman with SecDef...who's a good neocon?

 

[gentleman biaggi]

tf this gotta do with enes kanter

 

[Comrade Izaac]

How's a world where the Democrats let socdems determine their domestic policy but go neocon/neolib in foreign policy

SHHHHHHHH be quiet or else Scoop Jackson will hear u

 

[gentleman biaggi]

watching aaron hicks play baseball right now is like staring into the abyss of some crazed political movement that has just left prominence and begun tearing at itself at the seams. every swing, every half hearted jog in the outfield radiates this immense energy of pain, frustration, confusion, even sadness, and resentment. his suffering radiates in a way that is toxic to those gambling or watching on pirated websites. to veterans of the bernie sanders campaign, anti-NAFTA movement, 2021 broncos season, material girls current career arc, and free palestine movement it is a feeling all too common. he is dying out there. his dreams are dying out there. he relives his greatest nightmares every second he bats. and all we can do is watch in depressed mortification.

 

[gentleman biaggi]

THIS POST WAS ENDORSED BY WHOLESOME FARM CRISIS VOTERS:

 

[AnActualFam]

watching aaron hicks play baseball right now is like staring into the abyss of some crazed political movement that has just left prominence and begun tearing at itself at the seams. every swing, every half hearted jog in the outfield radiates this immense energy of pain, frustration, confusion, even sadness, and resentment. his suffering radiates in a way that is toxic to those gambling or watching on pirated websites. to veterans of the bernie sanders campaign, anti-NAFTA movement, 2021 broncos season, material girls current career arc, and free palestine movement it is a feeling all too common. he is dying out there. his dreams are dying out there. he relives his greatest nightmares every second he bats. and all we can do is watch in depressed mortification.

Is this what Jon Bois sounds like to people who have never watched one of his videos before?

 

[Steve Brinson]

Is this what Jon Bois sounds like to people who have never watched one of his videos before?

It's a lot more like Fighting in the Age of Loneliness IMO - Bois is relatively rarely explicitly political (I mean, he makes the occasional comment, but rarely anything extended) or pessimistic, let alone at the same time.

 

[theev]

It's a lot more like Fighting in the Age of Loneliness IMO - Bois is relatively rarely explicitly political (I mean, he makes the occasional comment, but rarely anything extended) or pessimistic, let alone at the same time.

Actually that post is almost just like the opening to Fighting in the Age of Loneliness where Biederman describes Anderson Silva losing at the end of his career.

 

[AnActualFam]

It's a lot more like Fighting in the Age of Loneliness IMO - Bois is relatively rarely explicitly political (I mean, he makes the occasional comment, but rarely anything extended) or pessimistic, let alone at the same time.

That’s true, maybe that’s why I don’t like that series as much as his other ones. Bois has much more optimism in his other series and I think they benefit greatly from it.

 

[gentleman biaggi]

being compared to jon bois because of a shitpost i made for feeling bad about aaron hicks is the highest and lowest accomplishment of my career

 

[gentleman biaggi]

stealing @Oppo’s idea of ndcr but it’s left wing and also like the actual ndcr i want to have sex with the dude who becomes late stage president

Presidents of the United States:
1969-1972: Hubert Humphrey (Democratic) [assassinated by Arthur Bremer]
1972-1973: Carl Sanders (Democratic)
1968 def. (with Carl Sanders) Richard Nixon (Republican), George Wallace (American)
1969: Democratic boss Richard Daley assassinated by former Ringvereine member in Chicago, Roman Puinski elected in special election
1970: Ronald Reagan defeated by Jesse Unruh, peace in Vietnam causes massive Dem victories in legislature
1971: Rainbow Coalition-backed candidates sweep Chicago elections, spread to Los Angeles and New York City
1972: South Vietnam begins independently trafficking heroin, would later be designated as a narcostate
1973-1977: George Murphy (Republican)
1972 def. (with John Buchanan) Carl Sanders (Democratic), Philip Hoff (Liberal)
1973: Bobby Seale elected mayor of Oakland
1974: Vice President Buchanan assassinated by ex-NSWPP member John Palter, anti-Greek riots break out, President Murphy begins to utilize COINTELPRO to only attack right wing groups
1975: Enoch Powell elected Prime Minister of United Kingdom, Anglo-American split begins
1977-1985: John B. Anderson (Republican)
1976 def. (with Thomas Moorer) Jesse Unruh (Democratic), James Buckley (Conservative)
1980 def. (with Thomas Moorer) Muriel Humphrey (Democratic), Meldrim Thompson (Conservative), Oscar Acosta (Rainbow Coalition - La Raza)
1978: USA takes no side in United Arab Federation [Iraq + Syria + Jordan] invasion of Israel
1979: United Kingdom, Portugal, Spain, South Africa, Israel, and Rhodesia form “New Entente” as Anglo-American Split intensifies
1981: Balanced Budget Amendment passes
1983: Rainbow Coalition backed candidates sweep Chicago elections, Fred Hampton elected Mayor. “White Night Riots” begin
1985-1993: Ted Kennedy (Democratic)
1984 def. [backed by Federation of State Rainbow Coalitions] (with Tom Harkin) Thomas Moorer (Republican), John Ashbrook (Conservative)
1988 def. (with Tom Harkin) Lowell Weicker (Republican), Pat Robertson (Conservative)
1985: Bobby Seale voted in as Secretary of HUD after Sen. Orval Faubus (D-AR) makes dramatic last minute vote
1986: Universal Healthcare, Full Employment, and Taft-Hartley repeal passed by “Strong” Democratic congress, Soviet leader Vitaly Fedorchuck begins tour of United States, end of Cold War designated by historians
1987: New Entente raises army to invade Uganda in operation “Provide Freedom”, Idi Amin seeks refuge in Florida
1989: Berlin Wall falls, Bavaria gains independence and West and East Germany remain independent states
1990: Georges Marchais elected President of France
1993-2001: Tom Harkin (Democratic)
1992 def. (with Zell Miller) Bill Clinton (Republican), Tim LaHaye (Conservative)
1996 def. (with Zell Miller) Lawrence Lessig (Republican), Ron Paul (Conservative)
1994: Second Great War begins between USA-Soviet-Chinese-French bloc and New Entene
1996: Amid massive losses in Second Great War South Africa attempts “Sampson Option” of nuclear/chemical weapons, government overthrown in coup after attempt
1997: “International Tribunal to Investigate Fascist War Criminals” begun by victors of Second Great War, leading to mass execution/arrest of New Entene criminals. Similarly, the tribunal leads to investigation of “Fifth Columns”, causing the execution of leaders such as Pat Buchanan and Jean-Marie Le Pen
1998: United Kingdom divided into Scotland, England, Cornwall, and Wales with Ulster united with Ireland. Communist-ANC coalition government led by Chris Hani elected in South Africa
2001-2005: Tom Golisano (Republican)
2000 def. (with Peter Ueberroth) Zell Miller (Democratic), Larry McDonald (Conservative)
2002: Andrew Cuomo assassinated by Italian Mafia
2005-2013: Paul Wellstone (Democratic)
2004 def. (with Bill Bradbury) Tom Golisano (Republican), Gary Johnson (Conservative), Walt Brown (Socialist)
2008 def. (with Bill Bradbury) Tommy Thompson (Republican), Duncan Hunter (Conservative)
2013-2017: Donald Trump (Republican)
2012 def. (with Bill Kristol) Bill Bradbury (Democratic), Ron Paul (Conservative)
2015: Legalizes abortion after staffer forced to get one, Republicans take massive losses
2016: Constitution Amended to allow American citizens as old as 18 regardless of birthplace to become president
2017-????: Solána Imani Rowe (Democratic)
2016 def. (with Steve Bullock) PJ O’Rourke (Conservative), Bill Kristol (Republican)
2017: Republican nominee Bill Kristol raises milita in an attempt to overthrow Cuban government


i giggled through this list

 

[Oppo]

South Vietnam begins independently trafficking heroin, would later be designated as a narcostate

there’s a rapper known as Thieu ITTL

anti-Greek riots

1985: Bobby Seale voted in as Secretary of HUD after Sen. Orval Faubus (D-AR) makes dramatic last minute vote

Got to love ex-segregationists desperately trying to redeem themselves

Bavaria gains independence

the biaggi touch

 

[gentleman biaggi]

there’s a rapper known as Thieu ITTL



Got to love ex-segregationists desperately trying to redeem themselves

the biaggi touch

look who killed daley

 

[Kerguelen]

1969: Democratic boss Richard Daley assassinated by former Ringvereine member in Chicago, Roman Puinski elected in special election

Legit the most racist thing you’ve written not even close

 

[gentleman biaggi]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niall_O'Dowd

this will be me

 

[gentleman biaggi]

meyers leonard would be the wilt chamberlain of NSS’s syria they’d love him

 

[gentleman biaggi]

if you think gretzky>lemieux u are anti gaullist scum

 

[gentleman biaggi]

throwback to when michael gove compared perot to hitler on his comedy show

You could literally go any path possible with a Perot administration...I think everyone should do a crack at a Perot list with the ideas off the top of their head right now

1993-1997: Ross Perot (Reform)
1992 def. (with John Durkin) Bill Clinton (Democratic), George H.W. Bush (Republican)
1993: NAFTA Rolled back by Perot administration
1994: Immigration Act of 1994 creates harsh quotas on immigrants from Japan, Central America, and Vietnam, along with banning visas for former American citizens. Perot declares it "temporary" due to loss of jobs in the early '90s recession
1996: 28th Amendment Passed forcing United States to always have a balanced budget, supported by Perot administration
1997-2001: Carol Mosey Braun (Democratic)
1996 def. (with Bob Graham) Ross Perot (Reform), Dan Quayle (Republican) [died during counting of electors]
1999: Attempted impeachment for ties to Libyan government: Failed
2001-2005: Ross Perot (Reform)
2000 def. (with Jim Traficant) Carol Mosey Braun (Democratic), Bill Owens (Republican)
2001: 29th Amendment passed allowing Presidents to serve as many terms as they like
2005-2009: Dick Gephardt (Democratic)
2004 def. (with Bill Bradbury) James Hoffa Jr. (Reform [backed by Republican]
2009-2017: Ross Perot (Reform)