"But before we get to Katty's next party rundown, let's turn to some of the questions we've been getting from the viewers at home. Emily Maitlis is now standing beside a giant iPad - other touchscreen tablets are available - aren't you, Emily?"
A slightly ruffled-looking Maitlis nodded. "That's right, Andrew. As always, the viewers at home are seeking to contact us by calling in, sending SMS text messages via the Cellnet, and in one case a carrier pigeon from the Outer Hebrides containing a Ceefax letters page engraved on a single grain of rice. However, we have, of course, ignored all of these, because we all know that the only people we care about are those who post on Twitter. To that end, I have almost four questions here from the viewers at home. First of all, from user TungstenTexan, who writes: 'Every district so far has been split between more than one party - is it possible under hashtag you-ess election sixteen hashtag voting system for all three seats to go to one party?'"
"Well, is it? Jeremy?"
"It is certainly possible, Andrew, but it would require very high support for one party, and the support for the others to be split very granular...ly...is that a word? It is now! Uh, fragmented..."
"Could you explain more?"
"You'd have to go to one of our experts, even though, according to the Leader of the Conservative Party - our Conservative Party, I mean - we have apparently had enough of them. But in the meantime, we have our first result from the state of West Virginia."
Rich (BB code):
WV-02
Nat 132,448 52.9%
Prog 40,507 16.2%
Lib 32,980 13.2%
Fus 32,226 12.9%
All 12,106 4.8%
Cst 0 0%
Con 0 0%
Total 250,267
MCs elected:
Nat
Nat
Nat
"Well. Speak of the devil - other personifications of evil are available."
"...er, are they?"
"This is the BBC. As I was saying, the question from our metallic tweeter from the Lone Star State has been dramatically answered. Our first result from West Virginia, not merely the western part of Virginia, you understand, but a separate state..."
"Yes, well, from one metal to another, it's time to go over to one of our local native guides for the night, er, is that cute or offensive, anyway, it's Mr Nate Silver, who is speaking to us from his cryogenic capsule beneath Cheyenne Mountain. Mr Silver, can you explain this result?"
"Well, Andrew, the Cubs in the ninth inning scored a touchdown over the Packers, and because Lebron James was still in the sin-bin for smashing Michael Vick's face into the ice, there was a strike at home plate - Christian Pulisic's star play was foiled when he was knocked down by all ten pins--"
"No, I'm sorry, there may be some confusion, I was talking about the election."
"Oh - my apologies, I always get Michael Vick and Mitt Romney mixed up. Well, yes, West Virginia. This is a state that has been in economic decline for some time. Its industry is associated with coal mining, and the unions were powerful here, which tended to help the Democrats. But in recent years, both culture-war issues and views about climate change - which is itself a culture-war issue in some ways - have strongly trended the state towards Republicans. Mr Trump's declarations about talking about rebuilding American industry probably helped him here, whereas the Conservatives' laissez-faire approach, 'vulture capitalism' as it has been dubbed, has not seen much enthusiasm from these blue-coollar workers."
"That's fascinating - imagine if
our disaffected coal mining areas started voting for the Tories, can you imagine. But can you explain why the voting system has given all three seats to Mr Trump's Nationals?"
"Well, as you guys from the BBC know, nobody in the world
actually understands proportional representation voting systems, but I'll give it my best shot. See, think of it this way. The Nats get the first seat because they have the most votes. The formula then divides their starting number in two, but that's still higher than the second-placed party, the Progs, so the Nats get the second seat. Then it divides it in three, but that's still higher - so the last seat goes to them, too."
"All those numbers, amazing. So, as Jeremy said, it's not just that the, er, Nationals have a lot of support here, but that the opposition is divided?"
"Exactly. We've heard a lot on the campaign trail from President Obama about how this voting system gets away from tactical voting and settling for the lesser of two evils. But we can see here that it's still possible to have 'wasted' votes."
"A consequence of the use of only three-member districts, no doubt..."
Rich (BB code):
RI-02
Prog 71,964 30.2%
Nat 69,717 29.2%
Lib 49,879 20.9%
Fus 35,316 14.8%
All 11,713 4.9%
Cst 0 0%
Con 0 0%
Total 238,589
MCs elected:
Prog
Nat
Lib
"We have been interrupted there with a result from Rhode Island, the second and final district..."
"Yes, and a more typical one, with the vote largely split between three parties. If you follow the same method I just outlined, the Progs get seat one, then we divide their votes in two - now the Nats have the most, then we divide
theirs in two - and the Libs on 21% or so have more than the 15% or so that the reduced Progs and Nats have."
"I see," Neil said, his face disagreeing with his words.
"And with both results from Rhode Island in, the additional statewide seats are also declared," Vine added.
Rich (BB code):
Rhode Island at-large
Prog 141,261 31.1%
Nat 116,029 25.5%
Lib 111,264 24.5%
Fus 64,514 14.2%
All 21,637 4.8%
Cst 0 0%
Con 0 0%
Total 454,705
MCs elected:
Prog
Prog
"And as these are simple first-past-the-post, both go to the Progressives, who continue to perform well in Mr Sanders' home region - which we will come to in a minute, Katty."
"What were you saying about three-member districts before, Jeremy?"
"Well, if I understand the maths, it would be much harder for all four seats to go to one party if there were four. And it'd be less likely for a party on, ah, thirty percent to get the same one seat as a party on twenty percent, like we just saw with that second Rhode Island district."
"Ah, right. Nate?"
"Yes, Jeremy is right," Silver agreed, his surprised expression momentarily obscured by the large bubble floating past, one of many slowly moving upwards through his cryogenic pod. "More seats would lead to a more proportional result."
"So why has Mr Obama and his Article V convention gone for three-member districts?" Neil asked.
Silver ran a cyborg hand through his hair. "Well, the current model is based on just awarding three seats to each of the existing districts," he explained. "In theory, when the new Congress meets, this could be changed so that districts are merged and redrawn. For example, the two Rhode Island districts we've heard about could be merged into one six-member district. But..."
Rich (BB code):
FL-04
Nat 125,740 29.8%
Con 87,541 20.8%
Lib 85,974 20.4%
Prog 57,701 13.7%
Cst 48,545 11.5%
All 16,116 3.8%
Fus 0 0%
Total 421,618
MCs elected:
Nat
Con
Lib
"Sorry to interrupt you there, Nate, that's another district in Florida, from the north-east of the state. Very close result between the Conservatives - again, perhaps Mr Rubio's personal vote? - and the Liberals, but once again the Nationals are out in front."
Rich (BB code):
NC-02
Lib 100,063 25.2%
Cst 88,809 22.4%
Nat 73,796 18.6%
Prog 73,068 18.4%
Con 48,845 12.3%
All 12,586 3.2%
Fus 0 0%
Total 397,167
MCs elected:
Lib
Cst
Nat
"And also another from North Carolina. Another closely divided one, and the Progressives nearly nabbed the third seat. Er, I think this takes in the Raleigh suburbs."
"Rawley," a somewhat irritated Nate Silver corrected him.
"You Americans and your pronunciations..."
"This one is more period accurate than yours! Just ask Sir Walter Raleigh - I mean Rawley!"
"Fine, send a memo to, checks notes, Peter Capaldi and we'll ask him to go and check."
Rich (BB code):
VA-04
Lib 156,652 43.2%
Nat 56,911 15.7%
Prog 56,025 15.5%
Con 53,490 14.8%
Cst 24,274 6.7%
All 15,179 4.2%
Fus 0 0%
Total 362,532
MCs elected:
Lib
Lib
Nat
"And one more from Virginia."
"My apologies, Nate, please continue with what you were saying about multi-member districts."
Slightly mollified, Silver nodded, revealing the glinting circuitboard texture of his neck. "Of course. First, I should say that's an impressive result for the Libs in vee aye oh four, takes in half of Richmond and Petersburg but still--"
"Oh come on, I know your districts are gerrymandered, but you can't possibly have one that stretches all the way from Yorkshire to Russia."
"Be quiet, Jeremy. Nate, about the multi-member districts..."
"Thank you...as I was saying, it would be possible to create districts with more members, or even turn an entire state into a district...but the problem is the smaller states, such as Vermont which we've already seen. Their population only entitles them to a single district, and thus it would be impossible to give them more than three representatives, unless Congress was increased even further in size."
"Can't you just combine states together into one district?"
"Oh come on," said Silver, impatiently blinking one eye and cutting off the red laser beam in the shape of a skull and crossbones emerging from it, "you've got to be realistic."
"Nate Silver, thank you."
Rich (BB code):
NC-03
Nat 94,063 28.6%
Lib 73,438 22.4%
Cst 66,023 20.1%
Prog 47,657 14.5%
Con 38,778 11.8%
All 8,493 2.6%
Fus 0 0%
Total 328,451
MCs elected:
Nat
Lib
Cst
"Another result from North Carolina. This one takes in the coastline of the state. Again, closely divided between several parties there. And that should be enough to update the map..."