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REPORT: Vice President Gore seen panicking, swearing loudly at residence - National Enquirer, 1999

"Sources in the White House claim a 'noticeable and dramatic change' in the attitude of the vice president, describing him as uncharacteristically sarcastic, aggressive and, most worryingly, outwardly hostile to certain individuals in congress, such as Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert. It is almost as if his body is being occupied by a completely different person." - excerpt from New York Times article, 1999

"Maybe you should start shaving, Al."
"Maybe you should start keeping it in your pants, Bill."

- overheard conversation in the Oval Office, 1999

"And let me tell you, how else were the authorities clued in that these two boys were about to perpetrate a mass shooting?! Make no mistake, my friends, the Colorado police were tipped off by a rouge element in our government! There's no doubt!" - conspiracy theorist Alex Jones discussing the arrests of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, 1999

"NAFTA WAS A MISTAKE!": Gore visits Seattle WTO protests in solidarity - Washington Post, 1999

On gays and lesbians, Gore proclaims "Love thy neighbour as thyself, and trans rights!" during California tour - 1999

The Green Mountain Socialist? A rundown on Bernie Sanders, Gore's bizarre pick for running mate - celebnewz.com, 2000


"Bernie got more roll call amendments passed than any other congressman since 1995, all while Congress was under a Republican majority. We have absolute faith in his ability to look beyond partisanship and implement commonsense reform for all Americans." - Gore, suspiciously lucid, 2000

Gore calls Bush running mate Dick Cheney "the most evil man in America" - Fox News, 2000



Clinton, Gore meet with Louis Freeh and George Tenet to discuss "matters of national security" - CNN, 2000

Members of Al-Qaeda terrorist cell apprehended at San Diego Flight School - Fox News, 2001


"Well, uh, shit, Al, I didn't expect any of this."
"Consider it a parting gift, Bill, so they'll forget about the impeachment and you can leave the White House on a high note."
"I'm still not sure how you knew about the whole--"
"Water under the bridge, Bill, water under the bridge. Just remember what I said."
"Hillary's a real class act, Al, I'm not sure I can--"
"Convincing her not to run for office is your problem, Bill, mine is kicking the asses of Halliburton's Board of Directors."

- private conversation in the Oval Office, 2001
In inaugural address, Gore warns of looming economic recession and climate crises "unless we act NOW" - BBC News, 2001
Cabinet of "Al Gore", 2001-
Vice President:
U.S. Representative for Vermont Bernie Sanders
SecState
: fmr. U.S. Senator from Alaska Mike Gravel
SecDefence
: fmr. Deputy National Security Advisor James Steinberg
SecTreasury
: fmr. Secretary of Labor Robert Reich
Attorney General
: Judge of the Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit Diane Wood
SecInterior
: Chairman of the Otoe-Missouria Tribe Della Warrior
SecAgriculture
: Founder of the National Black Farmers Association John Boyd
SecCommerce:
Director of the Center for Effective Public Management Elaine Kamarck
SecLabor
: Vice-Chairman of the Democratic National Committee and Executive vice-president of the AFL-CIO Linda Chavez-Thompson
SecHHS
: Researcher and professor at the University of Pittsburgh Dr. Herbert Needleman
SecHUD
: Mayor of Minneapolis Sharon Sayles Belton
SecTransportation
: U.S. Representative for Oregon Earl Blumenauer
SecEnergy:
fmr. Administrator of the EPA Carol Browner
SecEducation:
Founder and president emerita of the Children's Defense Fund Marian Wright Edelman
SecVet:
U.S. Senator from Virginia Chuck Robb
EPA:
fmr. Attorney and Consumer Advocate Ralph Nader
- WhiteHouse.gov
This is extremely creative and funny.

Wish I understood the joke.
 
This is extremely creative and funny.

Wish I understood the joke.

i don't think this is explicitly what Blacken was going for, but what it reminded me of immediately is that SCP where Al Gore gets taken over by an alien invader and is in consequence basically just the Kang and Kudos version of Bush/Dole for the entire story line lmao
 
If I understand it correctly, the idea is "this is what @Blackentheborg would do if his mind were ISOTed into Al Gore's body sometime in 1999".
Yeah, as the header states, it's based on "Being Donald Trump", a TL from the Other Place where some dude's mind gets ISOTed into Trump's body just prior to his inauguration and uses his presidential power to rewrite the CW Supergirl series.
i don't think this is explicitly what Blacken was going for, but what it reminded me of immediately is that SCP where Al Gore gets taken over by an alien invader and is in consequence basically just the Kang and Kudos version of Bush/Dole for the entire story line lmao
Mate I wish that was the inspo, being one of my favourite SCPs.
 
al gore focuses on the REAL red menace (the russian mob) and nukes brighton beach!

fucking FINALLY

Mate I wish that was the inspo, being one of my favourite SCPs.

WI: Blackentheborg gets ISOTed into Al Gore but it's The Simpsons

On that note I like how the Wikipedia infobox has "Al Gore" in brackets, as if people in-universe are explicitly aware that the man calling himself Al Gore is not the same person as the 45th Vice President of the United States, and the only reason he hasn't been twenty-fifth'd and dragged away by the CIA for ungodly experiments is because people elected him despite that
 
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He hoped to god it wasn't another Wall Street tycoon. They always made so much fuss.

Bob hated to think that, he really did, but the President had been relentless with those busybody financial types as of late. Ever since he'd be instated as what the press called "Gore's Witchfinder General", Bob was called into the Oval Office every other week to be told to go after a person or group that, somehow, the President knew about before anyone else.

It'd started before Bob was called back to the White House, when he was in northern California as an attorney. Word began to trickle down through his associates in the Justice Department that the then-Vice President stormed into the offices of Louis, his soon-to-be predecessor, and had a very intense discussion. Never mind how out of character it was for someone like Gore, who'd famously held his cards pretty close to his chest, it was a very specific point of order, as the Veep had suddenly become very, very concerned with the status of two punk kids from Colorado. He must have been convincing enough, since by the end of the week, the same two kids were in cuffs, awaiting trial for conspiracy to commit a massacre at their local high school using a cache of their parent's firearms and improvised explosives. A fluke, surely, they'd said. Maybe he'd just seen something on a security memo that his boss'd missed.

Then his boss was on TV, talking about how a taskforce had apprehended a terrorist cell in Florida, nineteen men affiliated with the militant Islamist group al-Qaeda, who'd been causing a fair amount of noise in the Middle East. Bob had actually done some digging when he had access to the paperwork; fifteen of them were citizens of Saudi Arabia, two were from the United Arab Emirates, one was from Lebanon, and one from Egypt. All of them were known to the CIA, which must have been why Clinton was so furious they'd been refusing to share information with the FBI. The interns in the room that day that the President had called both department heads down for an impromptu performance review all whispered the same odd detail -- while Clinton had done most of the talking, Gore was there too, sitting in a corner of the room making sure the President didn't forget any details he must've offered up. Again, a fluke, surely?

Not so. Bob had been up to his eyes in specific, miraculous cases since Gore had stumbled upwards into office. He'd been more than happy to have a short stint as Deputy AG, but a liaison informed him the President was asking for him personally, and he wouldn't take no for an answer. His job was immediately very, very busy; in his first meeting, an erratic Gore indulging in one too many afternoon tipples kept ranting about some credit union man in Nebraska, and how he wanted nothing less than his head on a pike. When he sat down with him the next day, the President, head in one hand and a mug of Cold Brew in the other, said much more calmly that he wanted Bob to open an investigation on House Speaker Dennis Hastert, which turned out to be pretty open and shut. Gore was pleased, as if the Republican they'd just arrested for habitual molestation was a test that Bob'd passed with flying colours.

It was clear to Bob that this wasn't a self-indulgent dictator picking off opponents, since the President went after as many members of his own party as he did the opposition. For every Hastert, Fink and Cheney, there was a Condit, a Biden, a Richardson. The cabals behind Enron and DuPont would be a much harder nut to crack, but Bob was given as much time and budget as he needed.

But please, don't let this one be another Wall Street guy. He loathed how annoying they could be in the public eye. The last one was Epstien and before that it was Madoff. Raniere had at least been easy, but the news still weren't shutting up about Epstien, nor why they were holding him under the most concise surveillance system known to man. But, he hoped, maybe he'd finally be done with those types?

"Bob, good to see you. What do you and your people know about Donald Trump?"

Shit.

bobmueller.jpeg
 
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He hoped to god it wasn't another Wall Street tycoon. They always made so much fuss.

Bob hated to think that, he really did, but the President had been relentless with those busybody financial types as of late. Ever since he'd be instated as what the press called "Gore's Witchfinder General", Bob was called into the Oval Office every other week to be told to go after a person or group that, somehow, the President knew about before anyone else.

It'd started before Bob was called back to the White House, when he was in northern California as an attorney. Word began to trickle down through his associates in the Justice Department that the then-Vice President stormed into the offices of Louis, his soon-to-be predecessor, and had a very intense discussion. Never mind how out of character it was for someone like Gore, who'd famously held his cards pretty close to his chest, it was a very specific point of order, as the Veep had suddenly become very, very concerned with the status of two punk kids from Colorado. He must have been convincing enough, since by the end of the week, the same two kids were in cuffs, awaiting trial for conspiracy to commit a massacre at their local high school using a cache of their parent's firearms and improvised explosives. A fluke, surely, they'd said. Maybe he'd just seen something on a security memo that his boss'd missed.

Then his boss was on TV, talking about how a taskforce had apprehended a terrorist cell in Florida, nineteen men affiliated with the militant Islamist group al-Qaeda, who'd been causing a fair amount of noise in the Middle East. Bob had actually done some digging when he had access to the paperwork; fifteen of them were citizens of Saudi Arabia, two were from the United Arab Emirates, one was from Lebanon, and one from Egypt. All of them were known to the CIA, which must have been why Clinton was so furious they'd been refusing to share information with the FBI. The interns in the room that day that the President had called both department heads down for an impromptu performance review all whispered the same odd detail -- while Clinton had done most of the talking, Gore was there too, sitting in a corner of the room making sure the President didn't forget any details he must've offered up. Again, a fluke, surely?

Not so. Bob had been up to his eyes in specific, miraculous cases since Gore had stumbled upwards into office. He'd been more than happy to have a short stint as Deputy AG, but a liaison informed him the President was asking for him personally, and he wouldn't take no for an answer. His job was immediately very, very busy; in his first meeting, an erratic Gore indulging in one too many afternoon tipples kept ranting about some credit union man in Nebraska, and how he wanted nothing less than his head on a pike. When he sat down with him the next day, the President, head in one hand and a mug of Cold Brew in the other, said much more calmly that he wanted Bob to open an investigation on House Speaker Dennis Hastert, which turned out to be pretty open and shut. Gore was pleased, as if the Republican they'd just arrested for habitual molestation was a test that Bob'd passed with flying colours.

It was clear to Bob that this wasn't a self-indulgent dictator picking off opponents, since the President went after as many members of his own party as he did the opposition. For every Hastert and Cheney, there was a Condit, a Biden, a Richardson. Epstien had, as aforementioned Wall Street tycoons tended to do, put up a loud and public fight, but Bob got to him eventually, just like he did with Madoff. The cabals behind Enron and DuPont would be a much harder nut to crack, but Bob was given as much time and budget as he needed.

But please, don't let this one be another Wall Street guy. He loathed how annoying they could be in the public eye.

"Bob, good to see you. What do you and your people know about Donald Trump?"

Ah shit.

I really am enjoying this. Who's the Credit Union guy from Nebraska?
 
it's really funny to me that realistically speaking the only reason why joe biden was never on the Epstein plane is because he's too fucking stupid and would immediately reveal it to everyone lmao

re; "A Biden"
 
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"Haha nah man, Gaetz doesn't have a chance in hell! He'd get destroyed in the primaries, if he doesn't get arrested first!"

"Heh okay so he's ahead now, sure, but so was Trump in 2020. Just watch, someone else is gonna cut him off."

"All of y'all panicking about Gaetz' majority are DOOMpilled! The Republicans aren't going to let him on stage, let alone take the nomination!"

"You know polls don't predict the future, right?! Nobody seriously believes the things he's said about Biden. He's gonna plummet after the first debate, watch!"

"Anyone who said Gaetz won the debates is a Trump supporter, and they don't matter, because they're not going to vote for a guy who isn't their orange god-emperor. Matt doesn't have the same pizaz. It's gonna be a second Biden term, 100%."

"Of course Trump endorsed Gaetz! He would've endorsed literally any Republican candidate, because he wants Joe out of office! Stop moaning and start canvasing!"

"All those hillbillies driving around with guns mounted on the back of their pickups are all bark and no bite. You just wait, America's gonna wake up tomorrow morning having made the right decision. It can't happen again. It won't."


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"He's not gonna serve a full term. They're gonna impeach his ass, and this time we have proof of his crimes! Relax!"

"LMAO are you fr rn? AOC and the Squad will be out of that cell in no time! The charges are bullshit and they know it!"

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but it was their own fault. Don't wanna get shot with lethal rounds? Stay inside when the curfew starts. Simple."

"God, someone's lost their way from 4chan! Just because some of the protesters have been hard to track down doesn't mean the government is 'disappearing' anyone! Get a grip!"

"There's no use complaining about how Bernie would've won now. We just gotta hunker down and wait for 2028 -- for President Kamala."
 
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