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thinking about how me and @Oppo once dinked and doinked around so much one of us said the phrase “lebron will be the corliss lamont of the second cold war” and then tried to put together some stupid thing where he becomes senator from ohio and then starts the california labor party later

anyway this is that

Presidents of the United States:
2021-2025: Joe Biden (Democratic)
2020 def. (with Kamala Harris) Donald Trump (Republican)
2025-2029: Ron DeSantis (Republican)
2024 def. (with Kristi Noem) Joe Biden (Democratic), Ye (B.U.R.N.I.N.)
2025: Beginning of Second Great Recession
2026: “March Against Poverty” on Washington led by Chris Smalls ends in violence

2029-2037: Tina Kotek (Democratic)
2028 def. (with Tim Ryan) Ron DeSantis (Republican), Mark Cuban (Independent), Matt Gaetz (Free Matt Gaetz)
2031: Chinese invasion of Vietnam officially begins “Second Cold War”
2032 def. (with Tim Ryan) Yvette Herrell (Republican)

2037-2045: Lisa Blunt Rochester (Democratic)
2036 def. (with Jon Osoff) A Republican (Republican)
2040 def. (with Jon Osoff) A Republican (Republican)


Senators from Ohio [Class III]:
2023-2029: Tim Ryan (Democratic)
2022 def. J.D. Vance (Republican)
2029-2034: LeBron James (Democratic) [resigned after founding Sino-American Friendship Council]
2034-2035: J.D. Vance (Republican)
2028 def. Katie Blackburn (Republican)
2035-????: Anthony Gonzalez (Republican)
2034 def. Marc Dan (Democratic)
2040 def. Capri Cafaro (Democratic)


Governors of California:
2019-2027: Gavin Newsom (Democratic)
2018 def. John Cox (Republican), Antonio Villaraigosa (Democratic), Travis Allen (Republican)
2021 Recall: Failed
2022 def. Brian Dahle (Republican)

2027-2035: Rob Bonta (Democratic)
2026 def. Elon Musk (Republican), Kevin Kiley (Republican)
2030 def. Eleni Kounalakis (Democratic), Kevin Kiley (Republican), Todd Gloria (Democratic)
2035-2043: Cottie Petrie-Norris (Democratic)
2034 def. David Valadao (Republican), Rusty Hicks (Cali. Labor), Todd Glorida (Democratic)
2038 def. Rusty Hicks (Cali. Labor),
Jamie Gallagher (Republican)
 

my main political goals are to establish a world where the american right wing switches with liberals (liberals dominate us policy, right wing dominates media/culture) not for any real reason other than the feeling i would get when enes kanter is voted into the NBA hall of fame on the first ballot by nick adams and curt schilling but lebron is a fourth ballot hall of famer
 
Presidents of the United States, Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Embrace Cold-War Liberalism:
1949-1957: Dwight D. Eisenhower (Democratic)
1948 def. (with Harry Truman) Robert Taft (Republican), Strom Thurmond (State's Rights), Henry Wallace (Progressive)
1952 def. (with Walter Reuther) Harold Stassen (Republican [backed by South Carolina Independent Association]

1957-1961: Harry Truman (Democratic)
1956 def. (with Robert Wagner) John Bricker (Republican), Wayne Morse (Peace)
1961-1969: Walter Reuther (Democratic)
1960 def. (with Jim Folsom) William Momyer (State's Rights), Harold Stassen (Republican), Carrol Gartin (Mississippi Freedom)
1963: "Mississippi Uprising" begins, suppressed by government in 1964.
1964 def. (with Jim Folsom) [backed by Union Republicans] J. Bracken Lee
(Reconciliation), Clifton Young (Straight-Out Republican)
1969-1973: Harold Stassen (Republican)
1968 def. (with Louise Goff Reece) Jim Folsom (Democratic)
1973-1981: Henry M. Jackson (Democratic)
1972 def. (with George Putnam) Harold Stassen (Republican), Nelson Hunt (Independent)
1976 def. (with George Putnam) Wendell Anderson (Republican)

1981-1989: Bess Myerson (Democratic)
1980 def. (with Zell Miller) William Scranton (Republican)
1984 def. (with Zell Miller) Lee Iacocca (Republican)

1989-1993: Harold Stassen (Republican)
1988 def. (with Clint Eastwood) Zell Miller (Democratic)
1993-1997: Lyndon LaRouche (Democratic)
1992 def. (with Wayne Dowdy) Clint Eastwood (Republican)
1997-2005: Colin Powell (Republican)
1996 def. (with Bob Barr) Lyndon LaRouche ("LaRouchist" Democratic), Wayne Dowdy ("Anti-LaRouchist" Democratic), Walt Brown (Socialist)
2000 def. (with Bob Barr) Janice Hart (Populist), Robert Kennedy Jr. (Democratic), Ron Dellums (Socialist)

2005-2013: Bob Barr (Republican)
2004 def. (with Matt Salmon) Lyndon LaRouche (Populist), Andrew Cuomo (Democratic)
2008 def. (with Matt Salmon) Jimmy Hoffa Jr. (Union)

2013-2015: Thomas Ravenel (Republican)
2015-2017: John McCain III (Union [backed by American Officers Union])
2012 def. (with John McCain III [elected by senate contingent election]) Alan Grayson (Union), Mitch Daniels (Independent)
2015 Impeachment:
Successful
 
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United States Senators from Missouri (Class I):
2001-2001: Mel Carnahan (Democratic) [deceased]
2001-2005: Jean Carnahan (Democratic) [resigned to become Vice President]
2005-2007: Roger Wilson (Democratic)
2000 def. John Ashcroft (Republican)
2002 special def. Jim Talent (Republican)

2007-2013: Jo Ann Emerson (Republican)
2006 def. Roger Wilson (Democratic)
2013-2017: Eric Greitens (Democratic)
2017-????: Eric Greitens (Independent joining Republican-Libertarian-Independent "Majority Coalition")
2012 def. Jo Ann Emerson (Republican), Gary Nolan (Libertarian)
2018 def. [backed by Republican] Jake Zimmerman (Democratic)
2024 def. [backed by Republican] Jason Kander (Democratic)



Presidents of the United States:
2001-2002: George W. Bush (Republican) 🥨
2002-2005: Dick Cheney (Republican)
2000 def. (with Dick Cheney) Al Gore (Democratic), Ralph Nader (Green)
2003: "Gulf War II" over "Kurdish Question" vote shot down by Democratic senate majority

2005-2009: Tom Daschle (Democratic)
2004 def. (with Jean Carnahan) Bill Owens (Republican), Ron Paul (Libertarian)
2009-2017: Tommy Thompson (Republican)
2008 def. (with Linda Lingle) Tom Daschle (Democratic), Bob Barr (Libertarian)
2012 def. (with Linda Lingle) Hillary Clinton (Democratic), Tibor Machan (Libertarian)

2017-2017: Jean Carnahan (Democratic) [removed over age concerns by 25th amendment]
2017-2018: Willie Wilson (Democratic)
2018-2021: Willie Wilson (Willie Wilson Party[1])
2016 def. (with Willie Wilson) Linda Lingle (Republican), Gary Johnson (Libertarian)
2021-2025: Tulsi Gabbard (Republican)
2020 def. (with Tim James) Michael Bennet (Democratic), Willie Wilson (Willie Wilson Party [backed by Majority Libertarian]), Jean Carnahan (New Democrats-Anti Coup)
2025-????: John Fetterman (Democratic)
2024 def. (with Tina Kotek) Tulsi Gabbard (Republican), Roy Moore (National Front)

[1] Occasionally listed as “nonpartisan” by modern historians


Hey so you know how françafrique was a terrible use of neocolonial power and led to the destruction of countless lives? What if America became more noninterventionist and France began to do that in Asia while simultaneously backing heroin cartels in Vietnam as they try to counter China?

Presidents of France:
1995-2001: Jacques Chirac (RPR) [resigned over influence peddling scandal]
2001-2001: Lionel Jopsin (PS - Interm)
1995 def. Lionel Jopsin (PS)
2001-2015: Philippe De Villers (MPF)
2001 def. Lionel Jopsin (PS)
2008 def. Arlette Laguiller (LO)

2015-2022: man i wish i knew


yeah this is just complete bs
 
dont forget about him probably sexually harrassing an air stewardess!
i understand why he announced his conversion to the GOP right before the news broke, but it feels like he wasted the opportunity. like he definitely has bigger skeletons than that and yet he blew it on something i guarantee every billionaire has done at least 3 times
 
i understand why he announced his conversion to the GOP right before the news broke, but it feels like he wasted the opportunity. like he definitely has bigger skeletons than that and yet he blew it on something i guarantee every billionaire has done at least 3 times

if things go according to absurd principles then the Reps will pass the Hatch Amendment just to let him run for President in 28'
 
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