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as a proud 48er and founder of the kraut civil rights league i am issuing an official fatwa towards those who call kraut americans “dutch”. the average german american is a 34 year old from sioux falls who’s voted republican his entire life for reasons unknown to him and who is a chiefs/bucks/brewers/wild fan, meanwhile the average dutch american is a 67 year old protestant in michigan who runs a christmas tree farm and smacks little kids with a switch
 
as a proud 48er and founder of the kraut civil rights league i am issuing an official fatwa towards those who call kraut americans “dutch”. the average german american is a 34 year old from sioux falls who’s voted republican his entire life for reasons unknown to him and who is a chiefs/bucks/brewers/wild fan, meanwhile the average dutch american is a 67 year old protestant in michigan who runs a christmas tree farm and smacks little kids with a switch

dutch lol
 
based on dinking and doinking me and @President Earl Warren did maybe 2 years ago

2001-2002: George Bush (Republican) 🥨
2002-2002: Dick Cheney (Republican) 💔
2002-2004: Dennis Hastert (Republican) [impeached during 2004 election]
2004-2005: Jim Kolbe (Republican)
2000 def. (with Dick Cheney) Al Gore (Democratic)
2003: Invasion of Iraq over Kurdish Problem
2004: "Hastertgate" Revealed by Washington Post, President Hastert impeached near-unanimously

2005-2009: Al Sharpton (Democratic)
2004 def. (with Jean Carnahan) Michael Bloomberg (Third Option), Bill Owens ("Replacement" Republican), Ron Paul (Libertarian), Roy Moore (Constitution), Dennis Hastert (Republican - left on ballots in several states)
2005: Former Secretary of State Colin Powell extradited to Hague by Sharpton administration as United States leaves Iraq
2006: Universal Healthcare passed by Democratic congress
2007: Impeachment attempt over mismanagement of Iraq exit:
Failed
2009-2017: Mike Huckabee (Republican)
2008 def. (with Jeff Flake) Al Sharpton (Democratic), Lincoln Chafee (Third Option)
2009 - Constitutional Convention Occurs, "Right to Life", "Balanced Budget", and "Right to Work" enshrined in new constitution, Universal Healthcare struck down under new constitution and 11-man supreme court
2012 def. (with Jeff Flake) Wesley Clark (United Opposition)
2013: Invasion of Iran

2017-????: Gordon Robertson (Republican)
2016 def. (with Jim Cunneen) Jesse Jackson Jr. (Democratic)
2017: United States backs Charles Taylor's return to power in Liberia
2020 def. (with Jim Cunneen) Joe Biden (Democratic), Rod Dreher (Solidarity)


1997-2017: Tony Blair (Labour)
1997 def. John Major (Conservative), Paddy Ashdown (Liberal Democratic)
2001 def. William Hague (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Liberal Democratic)
2002: UK-US alliance overthrows Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe, noted "Rhodie" presence returns following overthrow
2004: Blair-Qaddafi meeting causes allegiance with Qaddafi over Maghreb revolts, France begins to criticize UK
2005 def. Michael Portillo (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Liberal Democratic), Roger Knapman (UKIP)
2006: Tony Blair gives speech criticizing Sharpton regime, calls for UK to "chart its own path"
2007: United Kingdom overthrows Assad regime in Syria, creates United Kingdom Liberation Force to control UK occupation
2010 def. Malcolm Rifkind (Conservative), Nick Clegg (Liberal Democratic), Roger Knapman (UKIP)
2012: UKLF relinquishes control over Republic of Kurdistan and an Alawite state, controversy ensues within remaining portions of Syria
2015: 5/1 attacks in United Kingdom from radical Islamist groups leave 2,000 dead
2015 def. [coalition with Democratic Unionist and Liberal Democratic parties formed] David Davis (Conservative), Nick Clegg (Liberal Democratic)
2016: Riots break out in Northern Ireland over DUP presence in government

2017-????: Andrew Boff (Conservative)
2017 def. [coalition with Liberal Democratic] Tony Blair (Labour), Norman Lamb (Liberal Democratic), George Galloway (The Left)
2018 Alternative Vote Referendum: Yes 53% No 47%
2019: Rump state of Syria given independence by UKLF

 
based on dinking and doinking me and @President Earl Warren did maybe 2 years ago

2001-2002: George Bush (Republican) 🥨
2002-2002: Dick Cheney (Republican) 💔
2002-2004: Dennis Hastert (Republican) [impeached during 2004 election]
2004-2005: Jim Kolbe (Republican)
2000 def. (with Dick Cheney) Al Gore (Democratic)
2003: Invasion of Iraq over Kurdish Problem
2004: "Hastertgate" Revealed by Washington Post, President Hastert impeached near-unanimously

2005-2009: Al Sharpton (Democratic)
2004 def. (with Jean Carnahan) Michael Bloomberg (Third Option), Bill Owens ("Replacement" Republican), Ron Paul (Libertarian), Roy Moore (Constitution), Dennis Hastert (Republican - left on ballots in several states)
2005: Former Secretary of State Colin Powell extradited to Hague by Sharpton administration as United States leaves Iraq
2006: Universal Healthcare passed by Democratic congress
2007: Impeachment attempt over mismanagement of Iraq exit:
Failed
2009-2017: Mike Huckabee (Republican)
2008 def. (with Jeff Flake) Al Sharpton (Democratic), Lincoln Chafee (Third Option)
2009 - Constitutional Convention Occurs, "Right to Life", "Balanced Budget", and "Right to Work" enshrined in new constitution, Universal Healthcare struck down under new constitution and 11-man supreme court
2012 def. (with Jeff Flake) Wesley Clark (United Opposition)
2013: Invasion of Iran

2017-????: Gordon Robertson (Republican)
2016 def. (with Jim Cunneen) Jesse Jackson Jr. (Democratic)
2017: United States backs Charles Taylor's return to power in Liberia
2020 def. (with Jim Cunneen) Joe Biden (Democratic), Rod Dreher (Solidarity)


1997-2017: Tony Blair (Labour)
1997 def. John Major (Conservative), Paddy Ashdown (Liberal Democratic)
2001 def. William Hague (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Liberal Democratic)
2002: UK-US alliance overthrows Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe, noted "Rhodie" presence returns following overthrow
2004: Blair-Qaddafi meeting causes allegiance with Qaddafi over Maghreb revolts, France begins to criticize UK
2005 def. Michael Portillo (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Liberal Democratic), Roger Knapman (UKIP)
2006: Tony Blair gives speech criticizing Sharpton regime, calls for UK to "chart its own path"
2007: United Kingdom overthrows Assad regime in Syria, creates United Kingdom Liberation Force to control UK occupation
2010 def. Malcolm Rifkind (Conservative), Nick Clegg (Liberal Democratic), Roger Knapman (UKIP)
2012: UKLF relinquishes control over Republic of Kurdistan and an Alawite state, controversy ensues within remaining portions of Syria
2015: 5/1 attacks in United Kingdom from radical Islamist groups leave 2,000 dead
2015 def. [coalition with Democratic Unionist and Liberal Democratic parties formed] David Davis (Conservative), Nick Clegg (Liberal Democratic)
2016: Riots break out in Northern Ireland over DUP presence in government

2017-????: Andrew Boff (Conservative)
2017 def. [coalition with Liberal Democratic] Tony Blair (Labour), Norman Lamb (Liberal Democratic), George Galloway (The Left)
2018 Alternative Vote Referendum: Yes 53% No 47%
2019: Rump state of Syria given independence by UKLF
What precisely were the 5/1 attacks?

Also well and truly bugger me
 
the defining moment of our time is that tony blair is a man who should absolutely face nothing but contempt and anger from the public for his war crimes and yet in this interview a woman basically asks “why have you not invaded zimbabwe to get revenge for ian smith and get my family’s land back” and gets cheers after being grilled for killing about a million iraqis
 
as a proud 48er and founder of the kraut civil rights league i am issuing an official fatwa towards those who call kraut americans “dutch”. the average german american is a 34 year old from sioux falls who’s voted republican his entire life for reasons unknown to him and who is a chiefs/bucks/brewers/wild fan, meanwhile the average dutch american is a 67 year old protestant in michigan who runs a christmas tree farm and smacks little kids with a switch
the defining moment of our time is that tony blair is a man who should absolutely face nothing but contempt and anger from the public for his war crimes and yet in this interview a woman basically asks “why have you not invaded zimbabwe to get revenge for ian smith and get my family’s land back” and gets cheers after being grilled for killing about a million iraqis
 
I just remembered Blair also apparently shipped Gaddafi dissidents back to Libya with British spies where they'd face likely torture

I read that in a thread by Kevin Maguire and I was just... completely blown away
Wish that Real Time With Bill Maher was more like this…
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young thug and westside gunn collab on a mixtape where the album cover is the most beautiful piece of abstract expressionism with a bunch of swastikas and pride flags edited on and then it’s not mentioned once in the mixtape or the media
 
was dinking and doinking around with @Oppo talking about how tugwell would "save" american capitalism by creating cities and then flooding them with immigrants and creating made-up industries for them to work in. this is a list version of this dinking and doinking

1933-1945: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Democratic) [died in office]
1932 def. (with John Nance Garner) Herbert Hoover (Republican), Norman Thomas (Socialist)
1933: Faction of American Legion begins anti-government violence in capitol over ending of Gold Standard, Roosevelt-congress establishes House Internal Security Committee to investigate anti-government activities among right-wing of United States
1934: Ford company creates company town in Muscle Shoals, backed by Roosevelt administration
1936 def. (with John Nance Garner) Alf Landon (Republican), Norman Thomas (Popular Front)
1938: Tugwell-Ickes plan begins, relocation of Jewish refugees to Alaskan towns of Skagway, Petersburg, and Seward begins.
1939: Germany invades Poland beginning European phase of World War II
1940 def. (with Rexford Tugwell) [backed by Popular Front] Charles Lindbergh (Republican) [later investigated by ISC and jailed]
1941: China bombs Guam, United States declares war on China, Germany, and Italy, and begins financial backing of Mao Zedong's CPC
1944 def. (with Rexford Tugwell) [backed by Popular Front] Earl Warren (Republican), Gerald Nye (Anti-War) [arrested after ISC investigation into Nazi-Bund funding of campaign]

1945-1957: Rexford Tugwell (Democratic)
1946: War ends after use of atomic bomb on Berlin
1948 def. (with Claude Pepper) [backed by Popular Front] Tom Dewey (Republican), James Eastland (Southern Democratic)
1949: Communist victory in Chinese Civil War and annexation of Formosa causes mass immigration to United States, city of Boise utilized as “magnet city” for Chinese immigrants by Tugwell administration
1950: Portland-Vanport Metro Area officially becomes the second biggest metro area on the west coast, Muscle Shoals-Birmingham becomes biggest in South
1952 def. (with Claude Pepper) [backed by Popular Front] George Patton (Republican-Southern Democratic) [left off ballots in Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Oregon]
1953: Brown v. Board causes school integration to begin; Civil Rights Era begins
1955: Alaska, Puerto Rico, and Hawaii given statehood

1957-1961: Dwight Eisenhower (Democratic)
1956 def. (with Adlai Stevenson II) Vito Marcantonio (Popular Front), Douglas MacArthur (Conservative Alliance)
1959: Ted Walker leads storming of capital, Conservative Alliance banned by ISC

1961-1969: Walter Reuther (Democratic)
1960 def. (with Joe Kennedy II) [backed by Popular Front] Strom Thurmond (Southern Democratic) [not on ballot in North]
1961: Second Reconstruction begins in Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, and South Carolina after attempted insurrection
1963: After Cuban crisis leads to Posadist government control United States government begins relocating Cuban refugees across American south
1964 def. (with
Joe Kennedy II) Martin Luther King (Popular Front)

1969-1977: Daniel Patrick Moynihan (Democratic)
1968 def. (with Robert Duncan) Richard Nixon (Popular Front)
1969: Chinese-Uyghur war begins, USA begins a Uyghur relocation program in the western coal belt [Wyoming, Colorado]
1972: Secretary of Interior Robert Kennedy shot as he opens Olympics in Portland by esoteric Nazi Jim Jones
1972 def. (with Robert Duncan) Tom Hayden (Popular Front), Gerald Ford (America First)
1974: Greco-Albanian war begins, massive refugee crisis occurs
1975: United States invades Indonesia, Democratic Party splits on war and Popular Front-America First ticket united over isolationism

1977-1981: John Rarick (Popular Front-America First Alliance)
1976 def. (with Angela Davis) Robert Duncan (Democratic), Jerry Rubin (Anti-Union Popular Front)
1977: Riots occur in Greektown, Omaha over alleged taking of jobs by Greek refugees
1978: United States exits Indonesia, William Momyer is taken by Indonesian government to stand trial in an international tribunal

1981-????: Lyndon LaRouche (Democratic)
1980 def. (with George Mikan) John Rarick (Popular Front)
1984 def. (with George Mikan) Angela Davis (Popular Front)
1988 def. (with Bob Kerrey) Lenora Fulani (Popular Front)
1992 def. (with Bob Kerrey) Lenora Fulani (Popular Front)
1996 def. (with Jimmy Hoffa II) Ron Daniels (Popular Front)
1997: Hong Kong transferred over to People's Republic of China, UK backs population transfer of Hong Kong residents to Superior Region of Michigan
2000: USA becomes first country to reach 1 billion people
 
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