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For your next challenge, you must walk across this swimming pool full of Slimfast balancing a canister of Shake 'n' Vac on your head and not let a single corpuscle of freshness escape into the strawberry dietary aid.
Next: Adrenaline-fuelled action with the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in pure adrenaline with adrenaline adrenaline adrenaline adrenaline adrenaline also Friends is on at 9pm.
"Hello, we're a group of generic space fascists, and we're here to take you captive for unspecified reasons in three separate incidents in episodes 2, 4 and 7 of this serial to fill time."
It is at times like this that I am reminded of the fable of the tortoise and his hair. At the end, the grasshopper takes the thorn out of the scorpion's paw and it turns out they were all twins.
Stay tuned at 10 pm Eastern for "Incredibly Generic Conclusions" with Smith Assboater, America's Top Dude, right here on the network you can watch with your eyes,