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Yokai Man’s Test Thread Thing

Yokai Man

Well-known member
A Slow And Painful Death or A Dumb Thing Where The Conservative Party Is Like PNTCD After 2000,But Like Earlier

Leaders of the Conservative Party

1990-1997 John Major

1997-1998 Cecil Parkinson

1998-1999 Virginia Bottomley

1999-2000 Michael Heseltine

2000-2004 Margaret Thatcher

[Party Splits,Formation of the One Nation By Ted Heath and Ken Clarke]

2004-2007 Nicholas Bye

2007-2009 Daniel Hannan

2009-2010 Winston McKenzie

2010-2012 John Bercow

[Disputed Leadership,Fragmentation And Numerous Splits]


Leaders of One Nation

2000-2006 Ken Clarke

2006-2011 Andrew Boff

2011-2013 David Gauke

[Fusion with the Liberal Democrats]


Leaders of the Official Continuity Conservative Party

2012-present day John Bercow

[Electoral Pact with the Labour Party and Continuity SDP]


Leaders of the True Conservatives Party

2012-2015 Norman Tebbit

2015-2018 Iain Duncan Smith

2018-present day Jacob Rees Mogg


Leaders of the Taxpayers Alliance

2012-2017 Daniel Hannan

2017-present day Mark Wallace
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
I played Ai Dungeon

Here’s what happened

“You are David Milliband,Prime Minister and leader of the Labour Party. You are trying to win the election. You go to an interview.

"Hello?" you say. "I'm here about a job."

The interviewer looks at your resume and frowns.

> You punch interviewer.
"Hey! I don't work for you!"

The interviewer's eyes widen in surprise. He quickly turns away from you and walks out of the room.

You sigh as you walk back into your office.

> You have a press conference.
You hold a press conference.

> You talk shit about Liam Fox.
You talk about how you don't care if the public spends too much money on defense, so long as it isn't your money. The people eat it up.
Your policies are working.

> You nationalize ducks.
You nationalize the ducks, making them "safer to eat".
At first, people are skeptical. In order to ensure the success of this plan, you announce a ban on all factory farming.

> You privatize London.
This causes great controversy, and is partially blamed for the financial collapse of 2009.
You win the election on a pro-business platform.

> You nuke Cairo.
While this ensures the completion of your "Nuclear Power Plant" goal, it also leads to the deaths of thousands of innocent civilians in the process.
Your actions did not go unnoticed.

> You make Wales independent.
Due to the loss of tax revenue, the Welsh are in much worse financial shape than they were in 1980.
You lose the election.
A new party is about to come to power.
The New Social Credit Party led by Bryan Gould win the election.
They promise to take the country back to a time when "everyone had a job, and the strong ate the weak".
The future is unknown.
Libya gets nuclear weapons
Libya annexes parts of Chad
North Korea becomes a serious regional power under Kim Jong-Un
The British Empire ceases to be
Ireland becomes a free state once again
Asia becomes unify under one government
The world population passes 7 Billion
Stephen
Bryan Gould loses his mind and thinks it's 1933
Bryan Gould goes back in time to kill Hitler
Jesus Christ returns
The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012

> You go back in time.
You step into the past.
It is 1960.
You are David Lumley, a fifteen-year-old boy. Your mother has just died.

> You vote Labour.
You continue to vote for Labour, believing that it will better for the country.
You are partially right. The Suez crisis occurs and the British empire begins to fall.

> You vote Labour.
You continue to vote for the Labour Party, believing that it will better for the country.
You are partially right. The Suez crisis occurs and the British empire begins to fall.

> You praise Harold Wilson.
You praise Harold Wilson, a former miner who led the party to victory in 1964.
You are rewarded with a job within the government.

> You say "Yay"
You say "Yay" which is noted by a reporter from the News of the World, who takes a picture and publishes it in a story that comes out on the following day.

> You say "What"
You say "What" which is noted by a reporter from the News of the World, who takes a picture and publishes it in a story that comes out on the following day.

> You say "What are you doing "
You say "What are you doing " which is noted by a reporter from the News of the World, who takes a picture and publishes it in a story that comes out on the following day.
The world hates you.

> You say "Stop that"
You say "Stop that" but it is too late, the damage is done.
This starts a wave of psycho-sexual disorder referred to as "the selfie".
A new age begins.

> You say "What"
You say "What" which is noted by a reporter from the News of the World, who takes a picture and publishes it in a story that comes out on the following day.

> You say "WILL YOU STOP THAT,THAT'S NOT FUCKING NEWS"
You say "WILL YOU STOP THAT,THAT'S NOT Fucking NEWS" but it is too late, the damage is done.

> You punch reporter.
You punch reporter in the face, knocking him to the ground. The police arrive and arrest you.
Walking to prison with your head down, you have an idea.
You refuse to enter the prison.

> You summon your bird friends to help you.
You summon your bird friends to help you.
You fly up to the prison roof and wait.
After an hour, the prison guards are fed up with your antics and they let you in.

> You eat prison.
You eat the food in the prison.
You soon starve to death from overeating.
You go to a better place.

> You say "Oof"
You say "Oof" which is noted by a reporter from the News of the World, who takes a picture and publishes it in a story that comes out on the following day.
The world hates you.

> You say "OH FOR FU-"
You say "OH For fu-" but it is too late, the damage is done.
This starts a wave of psycho-sexual disorder referred to as "the selfie".
A new age begins.

> You kill Stalin and Franco.
You kill Josef Stalin and Francisco Franco.
A new age begins.
The world hates you.

> You invent internet.
You invent the internet, starting an online protest movement against the media.
You are hacked by a group called Occupy NSA. You are left mentally and physically broken.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.

> You vote Liberal.
You vote Liberal.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.
You become Prime Minister.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.

> You reform the Justice system.
You reform the Justice system.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.
You become Justice Minister.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.

> You cry.
You cry.

> You continue crying.
You continue crying.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.

> You fuck the world.
You make pathetic attempts at having sexual relations with the world.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.
You become Prime Minister.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.

> You stop,relax and think.
You stop,relax and think.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.

> You nuke Belfast.
You nuke Belfast.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.
You become Prime Minister.
The world hates you.
A new age begins.
You become Prime Minister.
You go to purgatory.
A new age begins.
You become Prime Minister.
You go to purgatory.
Nothing ends here”.
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
I am sorry

Getting Bored With Power

2019-2026 Boris Johnson (Conservative Majority)
2019: Boris Johnson-Conservative(422),Jeremy Corbyn-Labour(128),Nicola Sturgeon-SNP(51),Jo Swindon-Liberal Democrats(20),Adam Price-Plaid Cymru(7),Nigel Farage-BREXIT(2),Jonathan Bartley/Sîan Berry-Green(1)
2024: Boris Johnson-Conservative(406),Keir Stramer-Labour(135),Joanna Cherry-SNP(55),Ed Davey-Liberal Democrats(25),Adam Price-Plaid Cymru(7),Matt Zarb-Cousin-True Socialism(3),Nigel Farage-Abolish the Welsh Assembly(2),Gail Bradbrook/Sîan Berry-Green(1)

2026-2037 Michael Gove (Conservative Majority)
2029:Michael Gove-Conservative(396),David Milliband-Labour(140),Joanna Cherry-SNP(55),Ed Davey-Liberal Democrats(30),Adam Price-Plaid Cymru(7),Matt Zarb-Cousin-True Socialism(3),Nigel Farage-Abolish the Welsh Assembly(2),Gail Bradbrook/Sîan Berry-Green(1)
2034:Michael Gove-Conservative(389),John McDonnell-Labour(140),Joanna Cherry-SNP(55),Ed Davey-Liberal Democrats(37),Adam Price-Plaid Cymru(7),Aaron Bastani-True Socialism(3),Nigel Farage-Abolish the Welsh Assembly(2)

2037-present day Dominic Raab (Conservative Majority,National Unity Government after the start of the Russian Civil War in 2039)
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
Prime Ministers of Great Britain

1940-1946 Edward F.L Wood

1946-1955 Clement Attlee

1955-present day Hugh Gaitskell


Leaders of the Soviet Union

1924-1959 Josef Stalin†

1959-present day Georgy Malenkov


Leaders of the Socialist Federalist Republic of Yugoslavia/Official Socialist Yugoslav Resistance

1944-1954 Josef Broz Tito†

1954-1960 Aleksander Ranković†

1960-present day Rodoljub Čolaković
 

Time Enough

European Pollution Police Force
Pronouns
He/Him
Prime Ministers of Great Britain

1940-1946 Edward F.L Wood

1946-1955 Clement Attlee

1955-present day Hugh Gaitskell


Leaders of the Soviet Union

1924-1959 Josef Stalin†

1959-present day Georgy Malenkov


Leaders of the Socialist Federalist Republic of Yugoslavia/Official Socialist Yugoslav Resistance

1944-1954 Josef Broz Tito†

1954-1960 Aleksander Ranković†

1960-present day Rodoljub Čolaković
What happened here?
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
Old Halifax becomes PM in ‘40,war lasts a little longer,Labour wins ‘46 with 410-430 seats and more or less dominates British politics as the Conservatives continue to stagnate with Mac the Knife having died in the war and whatnot and the Liberals are...well,surviving.

Meanwhile Stalin doesn’t die in ‘53 and continues his reign of terror,as well as managing to assassinate Tito with weaponed bubonic plague like he wanted to do,leaving in his wake a weaken and more brutal USSR which is still engaged in a brutal guerrilla war against the remaining Yugoslav forces.

Yes really.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...by-infecting-him-with-the-plague-1491079.html

I figured that the end result of Stalin killing Tito anytime in the Fifties would result in a war between Yugoslavia and the Warsaw Pact because,well,things would get tense between them,especially after Soviet agents murder Tito.

It’s mostly the basis for something I thought of,set in 1962.
 

Time Enough

European Pollution Police Force
Pronouns
He/Him
onger,Labour wins ‘46 with 410-430 seats and more or less dominates British politics as the Conservatives continue to stagnate with Mac the Knife having died in the war and whatnot and the Liberals are...well,surviving.
Well that’s pretty fun, though I bet it being bigger means there’s more fights over Gaitskellism vs. Bevanism.
Meanwhile Stalin doesn’t die in ‘53 and continues his reign of terror,as well as managing to assassinate Tito with weaponed bubonic plague like he wanted to do,leaving in his wake a weaken and more brutal USSR which is still engaged in a brutal guerrilla war against the remaining Yugoslav forces.

Yes really.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...by-infecting-him-with-the-plague-1491079.html

I figured that the end result of Stalin killing Tito anytime in the Fifties would result in a war between Yugoslavia and the Warsaw Pact because,well,things would get tense between them,especially after Soviet agents murder Tito.
Jesus, Stalin has no chill. Also I bet the Bevanites are shouting about how we need to support our Socialist brothers in Yugoslavia, please ignore everything else.
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
Well that’s pretty fun, though I bet it being bigger means there’s more fights over Gaitskellism vs. Bevanism.

Jesus, Stalin has no chill. Also I bet the Bevanites are shouting about how we need to support our Socialist brothers in Yugoslavia, please ignore everything else.
Yes and no. Bevan wasn’t necessary that popular with the MPs and party officials,who didn’t get along with. And since the rules of the Labour Party back then we’re still that they get to elect the leader means that Gaitskell kinda has the edge in most timelines.

If you want a timeline where Bevan gets to be PM,you would most important need to change how the Labour Party functioned at that time.
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
Eternal Apocalypse or A Very Dumb ASB List

1996-2000 Constantin Mudava (Independent)
1996 Presidential Election First Round-Ion Iliescu(PDSR),Emil Constantinescu(CDR),Petre Roman(USD)
1996 Presidential Election Second Round-Ion Iliescu(PDSR)
1996 Parliamentary Election-CDR(163),PDSR(118),USD(69),UDMR(36),PRM(23),PUNR(22),PSM(11),ANLE(8),PS(7),PR(7),PPR(4),ULB(4),PNA(4)


2000-2000 Petre Roman (Interimary President,Democratic Party)

2000-2004 Ion Iliescu (Romanian Social Democratic Party,Social Democratic Party after 2001)
2000 Presidential Election First Round-Corneliu Vadim Tudor(PRM),Theodor Stolojan(PNL),Petre Roman(USD),Emil Constantinescu(PNTCD)
2000 Presidential Election Second Round-Corneliu Vadim Tudor(PRM)
2000 Parliamentary Election-PDSR(224),PRM(119),PNL(42),UDMR(41),PD(37),APR(14),PUNR+PNR(7),Reform(1),PNTCD(1)
2004 Parliamentary Election-PSD+PUR+APR(210),PRM(72),PNL(66),UDMR(41),PD(37),PNG-CD(16),PNMSR(10),PNTCD(1)


2004-2005 Lia Roberts † (Independent)
2004 Presidential Election First Round-Adrian Nastase(PSD+PUR+APR),Theodor Stolojan(PNL),Corneliu Vadim Tudor(PRM)
2004 Presidential Election Second Round-Adrian Nastase(PSD+PUR+APR)

2005-2010 Adrian Nastase (Social Democratic Party)
2005 Presidential Election First Round-Calin Popescu Tariceanu(A.D.A),Corneliu Vadim Tudor(PRM),Markó Bela(UDMR)
2005 Presidential Election Second Round-Calin Popescu Tariceanu(A.D.A)
2008 Parliamentary Election-PSD+PC(189),A.D.A(180),UDMR(41),PRM(24),PNG-CD(23),PNMSR(10),PNTCD(1)

2010-2010 Lorin Fortuna (National Rebirth Alliance)
2010 Presidential Election First Round-Adrian Nastase(PSD+PC),Varujan Vosganian(A.D.A),Corneliu Vadim Tudor(PRM)
2010 Presidential Election Second Round-Adrian Nastase(PSD+PC)


2010-2010 Doru Ioan Taracila (Interimary President,Social Democratic Party)
November 2010 Presidential Impeachment Referendum:54% Yes,voting presence 42,78%-INSUFFICIENT VOTING PRESENCE TO BE APPROVED

2010-2011 Lorin Fortuna (National Rebirth Alliance)

2011-2011 Doru Ioan Taracila (Interimary President,Social Democratic Party)
April 2011 Presidential Impeachment Referendum:65,29% Yes,voting presence 51,93%-APPROVED
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
So what’s happening here?
Okay so this might need some background:

Back in the Nineties and early 2000’s (and most of the mid-late 2000’s and 2010’s but not as prominently),Romanian cinema used to be mostly grotesque,violent and unpleasant depiction of an continuously apocalyptic Romania that is this close of falling apart and ending in an actual apocalypse. See the movies Mircea Daneliuc and Dan Pita made after ‘89 as best examples of that.

Most of these movies aren’t good due to,well,mostly making no sense and being ugly as fuck,which contributed in no small parts to the creation of the Romanian New Wave and its minimalism as a counter response to the old guard and the way they made movies in the Nineties. Puiu,Mungiu,Porumboiu and others preferred focusing on characters and being experimental in more subdued way that wasn’t grotesque or openly disgusting.

Thus I decided to make an ASB List that reflected how Daneliuc,Pita and others thought Romania was gonna become,as well making the more marginal and unstable elements of Romanian politics even more mainstream and powerful.

I’ll do a write up soon,it will add and probably explain more.
 
I’ll do a write up soon,it will add and probably explain more.
I seriously hope that you are going to properly explain Lorin Fortuna, Esoteric Combatant, Completely and Correctly Defined, with his war against the evil Arachnidic Tarantular Civilization, Fake Eminescu 3, Assassin's Creed 3 DLC, and general valiant defense of the White Democratic Sexual Gorrilian Civilization on the galactic level (especially when he was energetically attacked on that train by two people holding hands who were really Androgynous Baphometos sent to energetically kill him; luckily Fortuna brought one of his mates to fight back on the train and then follow the two back home).
Poor man...
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
I seriously hope that you are going to properly explain Lorin Fortuna, Esoteric Combatant, Completely and Correctly Defined, with his war against the evil Arachnidic Tarantular Civilization, Fake Eminescu 3, Assassin's Creed 3 DLC, and general valiant defense of the White Democratic Sexual Gorrilian Civilization on the galactic level (especially when he was energetically attacked on that train by two people holding hands who were really Androgynous Baphometos sent to energetically kill him; luckily Fortuna brought one of his mates to fight back on the train and then follow the two back home).
Poor man...
He was a unique troubled individual.
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
Overdosing On Populism or Finding And Losing Purpose Every Day Or Dumb ASB Majorpunk List

1990-1996 John Major (Conservative Majority,Conservative Minority by 1996)
1992:John Major-Conservative[336],Neil Kinnock-Labour[267],Paddy Ashdown-Liberal Democrats[20],David Owen-SDP[4],Michael Meadowcroft-Liberal[1], Geoffrey Clements-Natural Law[1]

1996-1997 Sir James Goldsmith (Referendum Party Coalition with SDP,Liberal,Ulster Unionist and Plaid Cymru)
1996:Sir James Goldsmith-Referendum[310],John Smith-Labour[253],Paddy Ashdown-Liberal Democrats[40],David Owen-SDP[5],Peg Alexander/Mike Woodin-Green[4],Geoffrey Clements-Natural Law[4],John Major-Conservative[4],Michael Meadowcroft-Liberal[2]
1997 European Union Membership Referendum:51,23% Out


1997-1997 Jim Slater (Referendum Party Coalition with SDP,Liberal,Ulster Unionist and Plaid Cymru)
1997 Brexit Referendum:59,87% Soft Brexit

1997-1998 David Owen (Referendum Party Coalition with SDP,Liberal,Ulster Unionist and Plaid Cymru)
1997 Scottish and Welsh Assembly Referendums:Scottish Assembly-75% For,Welsh Assembly-52% For
1998 Minimum Wage Referendum:77,65% For
1998 Increased Mayoral Authority Referendum:67,89% For

1998-2000 Mike Woodin (Green Party Coalition with SDP,Liberal,Natural Law and Plaid Cymru)
1998:Mike Woodin/Peg Alexander-Green[315],Gordon Brown-Labour[233],Paddy Ashdown-Liberal Democrats[56],David Owen-SDP[9],Geoffrey Clements-Natural Law[6],Michael Meadowcroft-Liberal[4],John Redwood-Conservative[2],Ken Clarke-Follow Back Pro Europe[2]
1998 Nuclear Power and Nuclear Arms Referendum:57,81% Scrap
1998 Elected NHS Managers Referendum:53,49% For
1999 House of Lords Reform Act Referendum:54,10% For


2000-2005 Noel Edmonds (National Rebirth Party Majority,National Rebirth Coalition with Ulster Unionists after 2004)
2000:Noel Edmonds-NRP[333],Robin Cook-Labour[221],Charles Kennedy-Liberal Democrats[61],David Owen-SDP[8],Mike Woodin/Peg Alexander-Green[4],Ken Clarke-Follow Back Pro Europe[2]
2001 Death Penalty Referendum:67,90% Bring Back
2001 Elected Police Commissioners Referendum:52,78% For
2002 Immigration Control Laws Referendum:52,10%Yes

2004 ID Cards Referendum:61,04% Against


2005-2017 David Davis (Workers Britain Party Coalition with SDP,Workers Britain/SDP Alliance Majority after 2009)
 
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Yokai Man

Well-known member
The New Rome or Be Careful What You Wish For,Mr Kojève

Presidents of the Latin Confederation

1947-1961 Charles De Gaulle

1961-1975 Aldo Moro

1975-1989 Jacques Chirac

1989-1996 Bettino Craxi

1996-2003 Jesús Gil

2003-2017 François Bayrou

2017-present day Isabel Carrasco
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
Oh God Gil why. And Carrasco? Is that the PP politician murdered over some clientelistic job giving stuff in Leon?
Yes,that’s the one. Here she is the candidate of a Five Star Movement like party created by numerous populist politicians all across the Latin Confederation that are loosely united and want the Confederation to be more like switzerland,”where people are TRULY listed to”

Gil ends being president after he and Berlusconi form an alliance and mostly just annoys people,as he doesn’t actually have a parliamentary majority to make things happen (especially after he backstabs Berlusconi in a misguided power move).

Idk,I felt like doing something silly like this as an ASB result of Operation Felix happening somehow and leading to Kojève’s dream becoming reality

Also Aznar is in this world a Basque nationalist and he and Carrasco have an odd kinship similar to that of John Major and David Trimble

I know,I know-I just couldn’t help it
 

Yokai Man

Well-known member
5 Minutes of Tension or Basescu Keeps His Promise

2007-2007 Nicolae Vacaroiu (Interimary President,Social Democratic Party)

2007-2012 Emil Boc (Democratic Party,Democratic Liberal Party after December 2007)
2007 Presidential Elections First Round:Mircea Geoana(PSD),Calin Popescu Tariceanu(PNL),Corneliu Vadim Tudor(PRM)
2007 Presidential Elections Second Round:Mircea Geoana(PSD)

2012-present day Sorin Oprescu (Social Liberal Union,Social Democratic Party after December 2015)
2012 Presidential Elections First Round:Dan Diaconescu(PP-DD),Mihai Razvan-Ungureanu(ARD),Kelemen Hunor(UDMR)
2012 Presidential Elections Second Round:Dan Diaconescu(PP-DD)
2017 Presidential Elections First Round:Ludovic Orban(PNL),Nicusor Dan(USR),Tudor Barbu(PP-TB)
2017 Presidential Elections Second Round:Ludovic Orban(PNL)